OMG Maria! Not AGAIN!!!

Maria Shriver aka Mrs. Arnold Schwartzenegger, was caught parked in a space where the meter had expired, AGAIN! But this time she was ticketed as she should have been all of the other times. hahahahahahaha Ok, Maria cough up the scratch! hahahahahahaha I still believe that she and Arnold need to pay all of the fines they should have gotten last month too. They can certainly afford it. Okay!?

Celeb breakup alert!!! Tell me it aint so! Pulease!!!! ?

According to Wendy Williams, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have broken up! After 3 yrs of what seemed like a wonderful relationship. Reese decided that she was not ready to get married again and so she ended the relationship. Awwwww. That's too, bad, but if Jake needs a shoulder to cry on, I have 2 available, no waiting. LOL

And the Kody for Best Appearance by a Reality Star is....

Hey did you check out this week's CSI:NY? Then you missed the Kody winning performance by a reality star in a regular TV series....my girl Kim Khardashian. She was awesome! From the moment she walked into the police station in her purple stilettos, she had the award. hahahahahahaha Her makeup was flawless! Her outfit was flawless! Her eyelashes were flawless. But that's our Miss Kim K. She doesn't do it unless it's flawless. hahahahahaha You better work girl!

Pimp of the Decade belongs to ....

Drum roll please........bup bup bup bup....Tiger Woods! Big surprise, eh? NOT! 14 Mistresses and counting... Damn! when did he find time to golf? hahahahahaha When did he find time for the wife and the kids? Talk about multitasking? Whew! I'm just tired thinking about him and 15 women(including the wife). hahahahahaha You go boy!!! hahahahahaha