Gong Show 2017...Worst Show on TV....EVER!!!!!

 



Now, I am a child of the 1970s so I remember the original Gong Show with the show's creator Chuck Barris. Now that show hilarious. They had a guy on there who would wear a paper bag on his face and he was known as the Unknown Comic. He was so funny!!! This reboot SUCKS!!! The host is allegedly Mike Myers in a ton of makeup  and wig with a fake British accent.  And his jokes are all LAME!!!!! The judges aren't any better, actors Will Arnett, Zach Galifianakis, and Ken Jeong. Zach always wants to ask the contestants questions before he gives his score! BORING!!! And the acts are just terrible, there was a guy in a gorilla costume riding a unicycle and playing bagpipes! And there was a guy who said he was 58 or 59 yrs old and he jumped rope. But the grossest contestant was a married couple who would take bites of a banana and then shoot it or drop it into the others mouth. Their big finale was for the husband who hadn't chewed any of his banana bites  and he drops a huge mouthful of mashed banana into his wife's mouth. That was so nasty it had me gagging!!!! And she did it right back to him. EWWWW!!!! Its making me queasy just thinking about it. 

So the contestants come out and do their act, if they dont get gonged, then the judges give them a score of 1 to 10. At the end of the show, the contestant with the highest score wins. If there is a tie, and there was one on the episode that I watched, then the judges pick the winning act. So the nasty couple with the bananas won and they received a trophy and a check for $2,000.17! Man oh man I wish I could get that hour back!!! Thanks for nothing ABC!!!

Hey Bitches!!! I am Back!!!

Sorry that I have not posted in about 2 months but I was in the hospital again. But I am back doing much better, thanks to all of my friends and family for praying for me and thanks so much for all of the adorable Get Well cards. They really brightened my day!!! I love you all stay safe and please continue to pray for me, and I will for you.

Warm hugs,
Alex

Cake Boss Buddy Valastro Loses His Mom, Mary to ALS!!!

Condolences to Cake Boss Buddy Valastro on the death of his beloved mother, Mary who passed away yesterday from ALS. Mary had been suffering for many years with the disease, she was just 69 yrs old. Buddy's father, Buddy Sr, passed away many years ago from lung cancer when he was just 54 yrs old. Mary is survived by her son Buddy and 4 daughters (I believe) and a large brood of grandchildren. Rest in peace Mary.

 

I remember watching Mary Sr (she also has a daughter named Mary), on the Cake Boss show, she was really strict and very funny. She hated anatomically correct cakes and threatened to fire Buddy and anyone else who made one in her Bakery.

Buddy stated that he hopes his mother and father are dancing up in heaven to "I Will Survive" now. Awww. so nice....and so sad that Buddy has now joined the "Dead Mother" club. I have been a member since 2006. Rest in peace Mom!!! I miss you!!!

Comedian Don Rickles, Dead at 90 Yrs.

 

 
Comedian Don Rickles passed away at his home in Los Angeles from kidney failure, he was just 90 years old.  Don is survived by his wife of 53 yrs, Barbara and his daughter Mindy, 2 grand children. Don also had a son, Larry but he predeceased him in 2011. Rest in peace Don.

Infamous Celebrity Apprentice Reality Star Omarosa Manigault Marries a Pastor at Washington DC Trump Hotel

 

 
Infamous Celebrity Apprentice reality star Omarosa Manigault marries pastor John Allen Newman at Washington DC Trump hotel. My condolences to the groom. I give this marriage no more than 3 years before Omarosa destroys John financially and emotionally. She is the worst bottom feeder living on this planet next to POTUS. LOL

No word on who the designer was for her gorgeous wedding dress, but she apparently shopped for the drop dead gorgeous gown at Kleinfelds' in NYC with store manager Randy Fenoli, for an episode of Say Yes to the Dress.

Singer Janet Jackson and Hubby Call It Quits Just 3 Months After Janet Gives Birth!!! WTF!!!

Wissam and Janet in happier times.

This is just shocking!!! Singer Janet Jackson has called it quits with 41 yr old hubby Wissam Al Manna, just 3 months after giving birth to their son, Eissa. According to sources, Wissam got way too controlling during the last 3 months of Janet's pregnancy. While this is shocking, I knew this marriage was doomed from the start. Janet is waayyyy too independent and headstrong to live the life of a Muslim wife. If you noticed in that after the marriage Janet was always covered up with long sleeves, no cleavage, and baggy clothes that hide her smoking hot body. Janet worked wayyy too hard to hid her sexy and smoking hot body. And she paid way tooo much money for her tits to hide them and cover them up too.

Janet Jackson prior to marrying Wissam.

The couple got married in 2012 and have one son together. No word on where or if Janet has filed for divorce yet. If Janet is smart she will file in California or somewhere else they have good community property laws. If she files in California, the courts will order Wissam to pay child support that will allow Janet to live as well as Wissam. Janet doesn't need Wissam's money, because she has a net worth of about $475 Million, however Wissam has a net worth of about $1.2 Billion. So, while Janet doesn't need Wissam's money, her son is an heir to it. Okay! Good luck to Janet and Eissa.

Celebrity Wedding and Party Planner David Tutera Marries Long Time Boyfriend Joseph Toth in Lavish Ceremony

 


Congratulations go out to celebrity party and wedding planner David Tutera on his marriage to his longtime boyfriend of 4yrs Joseph Toth. They wed in a lavish ceremony at the Hollywood United Methodist Church, in Los Angeles California.    Where they are the first same sex couple to have their ceremony at this famous landmark church. Good for them. Toth was walked halfway down the aisle by both of parents, then David and their 4 yr old daughter met him and then the family walked to the alter. Awww, isn't that sweet.



After the ceremony, the couple and their 280 guests drove over to the luxurious Millennium Biltmore Hotel for the extravagant reception; which had a 1920's Old Hollywood theme. Transforming the ballroom into a clean palette of wall-to-wall white carpet, the duo expanded the decor with whites, blacks, and embellishments of metallic gold, along with a collaboration of round and long mirror top tables, a custom-made black and white dance floor, 20,000 roses, and multiple liquor bars. No word on the menu. Or if the guests had a choice of entrees. I'm pretty sure this was a sit down reception. I prefer a buffet. You just need to have more than one food station.
 
 Wow, I am so shocked that David used one type of flower for his reception, those white champagne roses are not cheap! Nor were all of those fat 10 inch candles.  LOL I wonder if Joseph is packing 10 inches in his shorts? Probably not! LOL Whatever Joseph is packing David seems to love it, so I am very happy for them. Good luck to this very happy looking family!!!