4 Year Old Re-Elected Mayor in Dorset Minn

I am not kidding you on this one. But 4 year old Robert "Bobby" Tufts has been reelected "Mayor"in the tiny town of Dorset Minnesota. Since this town doesn't have any formal city government this job is in name only. Dorset Minn has a population of just 22 to 28 people depending on whether the pastor and his family are in town or not. Mayor Bobby, hasn't even attended preschool yet. The way the town elects it's mayor is that townsfolk vote at any of the local businesses for $1 and can vote as many times as they would like. The money is then used to host the Dorset Festival. The votes are not counted but are simply put into a big clear jar and then some random guy is chosen from the festival goers to pull the winner. And Bobby's name was pulled again this year making him now a 2 term Mayor. hahahaha Awww, that's so cute.

Women Across the US are Risking Their Lives for a JLO Type Booty

Wow, this is really sad, and it's not worth it! But women across the US are risking their lives to get a JLO type booty.  They are paying big fees like $1,500.00 to get butt injections. And the problem is, the material being injected is not supposed to used on humans. It is silicone from your local home improvement store. Several women have died and many others have been left maimed and disfigured. A legitimate butt enlargement procedure costs about $4,800.00 at a reputable plastic surgeon office, but these women are going on the cheap and only paying $1,500.00 to $2,000.00 to John and Jane Doe with no medical training. One such individual is a transgendered floral and interior designer named Tracey Lynn Garner aka Morris Garner in Jackson Miss. In Mar 2012, a Miss Gordon drove from Atlanta GA to the home of Tracey Lynn Garner in Jackson, Miss, where she paid Garner $1,500 for butt injections. Miss Gordon died a few days later from blood clots in her lungs. When the autopsy was performed, the Medical Examiner stated that there was "so much of a silicone like substance in her buttocks that dripped on to the floor and got all over everything" in the autopsy room. Another woman, Apryl Brown, got hooked up with an "injector" from a woman who visited her salon looking for "clients" for the procedure. Apryl had to undergo surgery in 2011 to remove the material because the injection sites had gotten hard and extremely painful. When the surgeon removed the material it was discovered to be an industrial silicone that could be purchased at any home improvement store. Apryl subsequently developed a staph infection and had to have both hands and feet amputated. She now has a website warning everyone about the dangers of these butt injections. Wow, that is just so sad! But at least she has her life. The cheap way is never the right way, you always get what you pay for. If you really want to get a big butt because God didn't bless you with one, go to Victoria's Secret and buy you some butt pads then save your money until you can afford to get butt implants from a reputable plastic surgeon. Better yet, just be happy with the butt you have. You are beautiful, just the way you are right now.

What does $30 Million Get You in the SF Real Estate?

Well for a cool $30 million, in SF you can buy a Victorian Mansion built in 1894, 13, 500 sqr feet, 7bedrooms and 7 full bathrooms, staff quarters, Koi pond, gym, home office, sauna, steam room, all situated on 4 floors of old world luxury atop a 26 thousand square foot lot (that 2/3rds of an acre most of the lots in SF are only 4000 sqr feet). This house is located at 2427 Pacific Ave in Pacific Heights. One of the better neighborhoods in SF. This is now THE most expensive property on the market, The next 2 are 28.75 million on Billionaires Row and 21 million in Presidio Heights. Sounds like a rip off to me, I know SF is a great city to live in, I lived there for 14 yrs, 13 years ago. But I am sure you can find something a little smaller and maybe a lot newer for a LOT less. hahahahaha However, if you can afford a multimillion dollar property I am sure this one will do just nicely. hahahahaha

Mad Scientist Snaps and Attacks Husband With a Knife So That She Can Be With Her Secret Boyfriend At Work

WOW! This is such a shocking story. Do you remember about 10yrs ago in New York a woman drives her husband to the ER but attacks him with a knife in the parking lot? That was not the first attack that night either. The reason why she had brought him to the ER in first place was because she had injured him while playing this bizarre game at home. Her name is Sheila Davaloo and his name is Paul Christos. This happened in Mar 2003. The game was supposed to be a guessing game. Sheila handcuffed Paul to a chair, and blindfolded him. She then threw objects at him and he had to guess what they were. This was NOT a sexual game, which just sounds to bizarre to me. Look if you are not having sex with blindfolds and handcuffs, there's no point to it. Right? hahahaha Anyway, during the game, Sheila stabs Paul and injures him. She then fakes a call to 911. So after some time goes by, Paul convinces her to drive him to the ER. Paul later says the drive was taking way too long and he kept complaining about how slow Sheila was driving. Then once they get there, he is still alive so Sheila lunges at him and stabs him again in the chest nicking his heart. Luckily for Paul they were at the hospital and he was rushed into emergency surgery and survived his injuries. Sheila is then questioned by Police and she is ultimately convicted of attempted murder on Paul and is sentenced to 25yrs in prison. You would think that the story ends there, right? Nope! Who did she call when she pretended to call 911? Good question. She called her boyfriend from work Nelson. The police find this out by checking her call log on her cell phone. Nelson is no stranger to the Police, he was a suspect in the murder of his OTHER girlfriend just a few months prior to this incident. So this all starts the ball rolling and the police get to thinking and investigating, why did Nelson lie about being involved with anyone else while he was involved with his murdered girlfriend, Anna Lisa Raymundo. After talking to friends of Sheila Davaloo, one tells them about a wound to Sheila hand around the time of Anna Lisa's murder. So the Police go back and start testing more of the blood swabs they pulled from the crime scene and find that one is an DNA match to Sheila. So the police put 2 and 2 together and figure out that Sheila killed Anna Lisa so that she could be with Nelson. And Sheila tried to kill her husband so that she could be with Nelson. Sheila is obsessed with Nelson and had been stalking him. Nelson didn't know that Sheila was married. This sounds like a good movie plot huh? Nope it's all real, unfortunately. True life story. I just watched the whole thing on Dateline on Discovery. So to make a long story short. Sheila is arrested for the murder of Anna Lisa Raymundo, and is eventually convicted of it, she gets 50yrs. She will start doing her sentence in Connecticut right after she completes her 25yrs in New York for the attempted murder of her now, ex-husband Paul. Nelson was fine, but I thought Paul was just as fine. And Sheila was a dog! I don't know how she ever got either man to look at her let alone fuck her. She was definitely a 2 bagger! One bag on her face and one bag on your face, just in case her bag comes off. hahahahaha

Elton John Recovering At Home in France After Surgery

Singer Elton John, 66 yrs old, is recovering at his home in Nice France after having his appendix removed in Princess Grace Hospital in Monaco on Thur. John had to cancel some concerts last month due to the bad appendix. Elton wants to thank the thousands of fans who have sent him get well cards and well wishes. He will be returning the stage very soon. Get well soon Elton!

MLB Player Alex Rodriguez is a CHEATER!

Wow! Another cheater unearthed and called out for it. Alex Rodriguez was one of the BEST players of all time in Baseball history, unfortunately he did not do it the honest way. A Rod as he was affectionately known used performance enhancing drugs to hit the ball further and run faster than any other player. I seem to be on a roll for calling out bad athletes today. hahahaha Well, I think A Rod should be banned from Baseball for LIFE! It is not fair to the other players nor the fans. Who go to game and expect to see players who have natural talent. Who have worked long and hard getting their bodies into to great physical shape and have practiced hard and long to become the top notch players that they are. I don't want to see some guy who has been injected with PED (Performance Enhancing Drug). He's like a man made robot or bionic man. That is FAKE! I want the real thing, all natural! A Rod knew what he was doing was wrong and deceitful. But he did it for the money he could command for being the BEST player in the game. And now he has about another $100 million left on his current contract. So now A Rod is all contrite and humble. I say, fuck him and his fake ass apology. Fire him and ban him for LIFE from ever playing baseball again!!! He played with fire, he got caught and now he should pay the penalty! A Rod doesn't deserve the right to play with honest players who gotten to the major league by working hard and sacrificing.

The Real Story Behind RACIST Riley Cooper's Racial Slur

Picture this, Kenny Chesney Concert at the Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia PA. The concert is going along great. Fans are having a blast! Philadelphia Eagles Receiver Riley Cooper is there with some friends tossing back some brews and feeling no pain at all. It's all good, right? Wrong. Since Riley is at the same location where he plays home games he thinks he is special and can go anywhere he wants. So when he is denied access to the back stage area, he gets all mouthy within earshot of an Afro-American security guard who denied him access to the back stage area. Luckily it was caught on tape, so he cannot deny saying it. Or put the blame on one of his friends. What did he say? He said, "I will jump that fence and fight every nigger here", he spit it out in a very vile and disgusting tone used by most racists. When the Philadelphia Eagles heard about this incident, Riley was fined an unspecified amount of money. And now he is on a "break" from the team to get some counseling. Riley has apologized to his team, his family and the public. But he has not apologized to the security guard who was just doing his job. What pisses me off the most is that Riley was a role model and now that the video of the incident has gone viral, all of those young kids out there are going to think it's ok to call people bad names when you don't get your way. Alcohol is "truth serum". It lowers your inhibitions and relaxes you and allows you to speak your mind. Riley said just how he was feeling using the language that he really believes in. Riley Cooper is a RACIST at heart!!! He's not mad about what he said, he's mad that he got caught being just who he is; a RACIST! It's so sad, when our heroes show that they are not who we perceive them to be.