Shake up on X-Factor Show , ALREADY!!!

Ok fans, I know we are all excited and really looking forward to X-Factor with Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul. Well the show hasn't even aired yet and one of the judges has been fired. No it wasn't LA Reid. It was that Cheryl chick. Apparently, she and Paula weren't getting along. OMG! Can you believe this chick blew this gig already! Damn! She could have been a STAR here in the USA, like she is Great Britain. Tsk, tsk, tsk tsk. Oh well, that's too bad for her. Because, we all know that X-Factor is going to be a HUGE hit! No ONE can say it like he's means it, like Simon Cowell!!! Go Simon!!! Yeah!!! I'm really looking forward to the fall!!!

So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Premiere was Amazing!

WOW! Is all I can say, about the Premiere episode of Season 8! There were so many amazing dancers I was just thrilled to no end. I think this is going to be the BEST season yet. I know I say that about this show each season, but I think that is because each season, the level of the dancers applying. However, with everything, there was some bad dancers too. There was this one NUT at the Oakland Auditions who after dancing really badly, sat on the stage and cried like his mama just died. It was really off putting and annoying. I just cannot believe the nerve that some people have. His "act" was a complete waste of time. I don't know why the producers put up with that type of bullshit??? I can't wait until we get to stage 2 in Vegas. Hopefully, all of the time wasters will be gone by then. Yeah! And I am so HAPPY that Mary Murphy is back as a judge. I just love her enthusiasm!!!

What the HELL is wrong with all of the Networks!!!

All of the major Television Networks have lost their minds!!! About a week ago they all up and canceled about 50 regular tv shows. What the F&%K!!! Chase, Medium, Lie to Me, Chicago Code, Human Target, Law and Order LA, Off the Map, America's Most Wanted, Break In, Modern Family, etc etc etc. Some of them were really good shows, What the Hell am I going to watch on Sat nights at 9pm now, that America's Most Wanted is canceled!!! Why would throw out all of those shows, to take on new ones that may or may not catch on with john q public. These shows may have fledgling audiences, but at least they have audiences. Stop moving shows around so much! Chase used to come on on Mondays, I think it was, then they switched it to Weds, then it disappeared for awhile and finally landed again on Sat. And now it's got the Axe! That sucks! Jesse Metcalf is HELL OF FINE! But at least he landed a new gig on the revamped Dallas. Yeap, that' s right folks, Dallas is coming back, but this time on TNT. And yes, many of the original actors will be on the new show, like Larry Hagman, Linda Gray, Charlene Tilton, Steve Kanally, and Patrick Duffy. I know that I will watch the first couple of episodes, but I dont know about the entire season. hahahahaha

American Idol Season 10 is OVAH! FINALLY!!!

This absolutely was THE WORST season of American Idol!!! From the boring kiss ass judges to the weak voiced contestants. I am SO glad it is all over with. The finale was ok, better than I thought it was going to be. But I was really disappointed that more past winners were not on the show. The only past winner to perform was Carrie Underwood. I love her but she didn't even sing an entire song. And David Cook was in the audience, he didn't perform, but he performed last week, I think it was. I dont really care for his music, so I was glad he didn't perform. hahahahaha I was surprised that Beyonce performed. I thought it was beneath her. hahahaha
I was very happy to see Gladys Knight on this results show. She looked and sounded really good. So the winner of Season 10 was that Scotty kid. I dont like him. He's a giner and looks a whole lot like Howdy Doody from the 1950s. hahahaha And he holds the mic like a chick. He's a walking contradiction, he looks like Howdy Doody, sings like a 50yr old man, and holds the mic like a chick!!! hahahahaha Ewww! Well, I think he's going to do well, because he sings country music. And country fans are awesome!! Once they embrace you, you are theirs for life. And they spend a LOT of money on cds.
OH! And to add insult to injury, Jlo and Mark Anthony performed together. I dont like that little heroin addict with the big schlong. hahahahaha He's a weak singer, I think. But thank God that Jlo only danced. She didn't sing! Whew!!! Thank you American Idol Producers. hahahahaha

The Truth Behind the Schwarzenegger/Shriver Split!

I guess it is true that leopards cant change their spots or in this case male whore mongers don't stop whore mongering after they get married. Yes folks, recently when Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he and Maria Shriver were splitting up, it all seemed to be a big surprise. Like something out of left field. Well, turns out it was only out of left field to John Q Public. Apparently Arnold had been stooping the housekeeper and the product of that affair is now 10yrs old. Yeap, Arnold had a baby with the housekeeper, who was married to someone else at the time too. And apparently Arnold admitted both the affair and the child to his wife, Maria, in Jan 2011. I'm just surprised it took her 4 months to decide to leave him. The exact extent of how long the affair went on, is unknown, but you know it wasn't just a one time thing. I think what kills it for me, is that Arnold was having unprotected sex with someone outside of his marriage. That is just WRECKLESS!!! Aids or herpes are still very widespread. He could have easily brought some disease home to his wife. So sad. My heart goes out to Maria, she didn't deserve this. Arnold is a DOG!!!

Gigolos on Showtime!

OMG! Showtime has a reality show with 5 Gigolos from Las Vegas. And these are 5 of the ugliest whores I've ever seen. I watched part of one episode and had to stop because I kept throwing up in my mouth. hahahahaha
 Sorry but I dont have names of the whores, but if you are interested, I'm sure you can look them up on Showtime's website. They all have okay bodies, but that's it. If, I were to hire one, I would definitely need 2 bags, 1 on his face and 1 on mine, just in case his came off. hahahahahaha What the hell is Showtime thinking? I think I'm going to rename the Showtime Network to Sleaze-time Network. hahahahahahaha If, I were TV Guide reviewing this show, in the Cheers and Jeers column; this would definitely land in the JEERS column. hahahahaha

Nene Leakes is a QUITTER!!!

Not only is Nene Leakes one of the rudest, ghetto hood rats that has ever appeared on Reality TV, but she is a quitter. Yeap, that's right folks, she quit the Celebrity Apprentice. I dont think anyone has ever quit the Celebrity Apprentice, b4?? She is the first and hopefully she will be the last. Star Jones may be a conniving and manipulative bitch of all bitches, but she is a classy lady. hahahahahaha Thanks for showing America, that not all Afro-American women are finger pointing, head bopping, gum chewing, smack talking in your face ghetto hood rats. hahahahahahaha So thank you Miss Star Jones and FUCK YOU Nene Leakes for taking our people back to the nasty ghetto streets. You are a disgrace to your race.

JLO was HAM on Thursday's American Idol Results Show.

Jennifer Lopez is supposed to be a fashionista, but on Thursday's American Idol Results show, she was HAM. Hot Ass Mess for those of you, not  current in lingo. hahahahaha Why would you wear gold lame harem pants, I mean REALLY! And if you already have a fat ass, why would wear harem pants, which make it look even BIGGER than it already is!!! DUH!! Apparently, she is channeling MC Hammer from the 80s. I say STOP IT! And not only did the harem pants make her ass look GIGANTIC, because they have cinched waist, they made her midriff look fat and flabby. I guess she didn't check a full length mirror prior to her performance. hahahahaha Get it together! Keep it HOT and SEXY, no HAM!! hahahahaha

Sunday, 1 May 2011 is a Great Day to be an American!!!

I am EXTREMELY pleased to announce the death of Osama Bin Laden. Today, special forces acting on a tip and good intel, raided his mansion in Pakistan and after a firefight shot Osama Bin Laden in the head killing him. Finally, we have killed the mastermind behind the 9/11 Attacks in NYC. President Obama has done something that former President Bush could not. YEAH!!! I hope that wins him the 2012 election also. hahahahaha And fuck Osama, I hope he and his son burn in hell for all eternity!!! I only wish I could have pulled the trigger. My HOT friend Bob, died in the 9/11 Attacks. We were just getting to know each other via enotes on a website, prior to his murder in the 9/11 Attacks. Rest in peace now Bob.