JLO was HAM on Thursday's American Idol Results Show.

Jennifer Lopez is supposed to be a fashionista, but on Thursday's American Idol Results show, she was HAM. Hot Ass Mess for those of you, not  current in lingo. hahahahaha Why would you wear gold lame harem pants, I mean REALLY! And if you already have a fat ass, why would wear harem pants, which make it look even BIGGER than it already is!!! DUH!! Apparently, she is channeling MC Hammer from the 80s. I say STOP IT! And not only did the harem pants make her ass look GIGANTIC, because they have cinched waist, they made her midriff look fat and flabby. I guess she didn't check a full length mirror prior to her performance. hahahahaha Get it together! Keep it HOT and SEXY, no HAM!! hahahahaha