2.5 Men with Ashton Kutcher is a Bomb But NOT in a Good Way!!!

Okay, I watched the premiere episode of the new 2.5 Men with Ashton Kutcher. And I found it to be lame, derogatory, far reaching with juvenile humor and also extremely bad taste in humor. I think the producer/write Haime Levine was just lashing out in a bad way at Charlie Sheen the actor by annihilating "Charlie" the character. I really think that having the audience filled with many of "Charlie's" past conquests at his funeraland then having several of them blurting out that "Charlie" gave them a sexually transmitted disease was stupid, immature, inaccurate and redundant. "Charlie" might have been a slut on the show, but he ALWAYS used protection or so he stated. So if he was using protection, how did these chicks contract all of those STDS from him? I think what pissed me off most about this episode was the downright irreverent way everyone was acting at the funeral. I'm not sure if this a cultural thing or Mr. Levine's way of really trying to stick it to Mr. Sheen again? In the Afro-American community, it is really rare that people show up to a funeral and then disparage the decedent. We find it very low class to speak ill of the dead. Extremely LOW CLASS!!! I am 49 and I have been a lot of funerals, and I have NEVER EVER had that happen in real life.

Ashton's performance, if you wanna call it that, was weak also. I mean seriously, what billionaire goes around without body guards and tries to kill himself because his wife left him? Most billionaires that I have seen in the public eye would just go to his mistress or jump-off piece and keep it moving. 'Cause if you dont want to be with me, that's fine. I have a billion dollars and I am DAMN sure that I can find another bitch to bed in 2 shakes of a lambs tail!!! So my point in case you missed it, is ALL billionaires have GIANT EGOS and MOST of them cheat on their wives or girlfriends. They are not wimpy little sniveling bitches who call off suicide attempts because the water was too cold!! And what the HELL is up with Ashton getting naked twice during the show? That reeks of desperation and overkill to me. This was a family show (withe adult themes), but it's no longer a family show if you have a naked running pixalated on the screen.

And lastly, the fact that the character "Charlie's" cremains ended up on the floor and were later vacuumed up in a dustbuster is absolutely atrocious! And definitely NOT funny!!! I will watch part2 of this episode, but I doubt that I will be watching after that.