And Another One Bites the Dust: Jean Harris Dead at 89 yrs

Convicted Murderer and former Head Mistress for the Madeira School for Girls, Jean Harris died last Sunday in an assisted living home in New Haven. She is survived by her 2 sons. Jean murdered lover of 12 years famed cardiologist and author of the Scarsdale Diet Dr Herman Tarnower back in 1980. Jean claimed that she went to his house armed with a handgun with the intention of killing herself in his presence. However,  somehow they got into a struggle over the gun and she shot him 4 times. WTF!?! Excuse me? 4 times!!! I always thought that when you struggle for a gun after the first shot, everyone drops the gun. At least that's how it always happens in the movies. hahahaha So 4 times is not an accident, but ALWAYS MURDER!!! Good job jury!!! The reason Jean wanted to kill herself was that her long time lover Herman wasn't being faithful to her. He was cheating on her with his office assistant, a much younger lady. Wow, so sad, same old story, eh ladies? Oh well, at least Jean lived to be 89. Normally, I say rest in peace, but in this case, I dont care if she does. hahahaha Ooooh Snap!