Victoria Beckham May Be Joining Xfactor Judges Table

Simon Cowell has released a statement to the media that he would like Victoria Beckham to fill the vacant seat left by Brittany Spears on XFactor. I kind like this idea. Victoria always has that stank look on her face like she is smelling someone's stank breath or a big fart. hahahaha I think she can bring on some of the coo coo crazy that I like to see in my reality show judges. hahahaha and I hope we get to see her cute hubby too. I just hope he doesn't talk. hahahahaha I think Mel B would be a better fit for Xfactor. What do you think?

Judge Shake Up on America's Got Talent

As you may or may not know, Sharon Osbourne has departed America's Got talent. She was upset over how NBC treated her son. So her replacement is going to be Mel B from the Spice Girls. I like Mel B but I dont think this will be a good idea. I think she is too nice to do this type of show. I like my judges on these type of shows to be a little coo coo crazy. hahahaha Hey Paula! hahahahaha I stopped watching America's Got Talent when they hired that giant troll Howard Stern. Howard is so fucking ugly looking at him makes my eyes bleed. hahahahaha

Here Comes the Judge...Phaedra Parks!

That's right folks, Phaedra Parks is set to get her own Court Show where she will be the Judge. As you know or may not know, Phaedra is a practicing Attorney in Atlanta. No word yet on what network her show will be on what the format will be. I hope it's not another People's court type show. I think we have enough of those. hahahaha I wonder if she will be leaving Real Housewives of Atlanta? You go gurl! Stack that paper!

Michael Winans Jr Heading To Prison For a LOONNNGGG Time!

This is HELL of shocking! Michael Winans Jr, son of Michael Winans Sr (founding member of the Gospel singing group The Winans) and grandson of Mom and Pop Winans is heading to PRISON for at least 12.5 years. He plead guilty to several counts of fraud involving a ponzi scheme he created to bilk millions and millions out of innocent folks. Back in 2007 and 2008 Michael sold fake oil bonds to more than 1000 innocent victims totaling more $8 Million dollars. He then used that money to fund his lifestyle and repay earlier investors in his scheme. My mouth is still hanging open over this! The Winans are Gospel's first family! Everyone sings in this family, from Mom and Pop Winans , to Bebe and Cece Winans, Angie and Debbie and of course the world famous The Winans.This is such a black mark for the Gospel community and the Winans family. I'm praying for you Winans clan. Tsk Tsk Tsk!

Please Don't Hurt MC Hammer!

MC Hammer had a hit back in the 80's called Please Dont Hurt 'Em. Well this past Thurs I'm sure he was asking Dublin Police not to hurt Hammer. Hammer was sitting in his car at a Mall in Dublin California texting when an officer approached him and asked him "Are you on parole or probation ?" Hammer told him no and when he was passing his ID to the officer, according to Hammer the Officer reached inside the car and tried to pull him out of the car. Hammer states that the chubby officer clearly had had too many donuts to accomplish that task. hahahaha Hammer claims he was racially profiled and I would have to agree. What right did that officer have to approach him just because he was sitting in his car. He was probably waiting for his wife or one of his kids. When did it become against the law to sit in your car in a mall parking lot? I bet this cop didn't approach any Caucasian men sitting in their cars? Hammer was arrested for Obstructing and resisting arrest. Both two bullshit charges cops put on people who talk back to them? I say Hammer get yourself a good attorney and sue Dublin PD and that fat assed racist officer individually.

Jennifer Lawrence Is MOVING ON UP!

Okay, Entertainment Tonight is pissing me off. They have started calling 22yr old Jennifer Lawrence JLaw. EWWW! Why must every celeb or celeb  couple have a cutesy name? (Rolls Eyes!). hahahaha Anyway, according to ET, Jennifer Lawrence made a paultry $500, 000.00 for the first Hunger Games movie. But since she just won an Oscar and probably also due to the popularity of the first Hunger Games; Jennifer will be earning $10 Million for the sequel. WOW! You go gurl!! A multimillionaire in less than 24hrs! Very nice rages to riches story. I wonder how much Dior is paying her to be their lead model? I bet that is a 7 figure deal too. Stack that paper gurl!!! hahahaha

Jermaine Jackson is Losing It!

First of all, he legally changed his last name to Jacksun. WTF! But people around him are stating that Jermaine is going insane! He has lost a lot of weight trying to look as thin as his deceased younger brother Michael AND he is dressing like Michael. Tight jeans, ornate boots and ornate jackets. (Rolls eyes!) WOW! Maybe Jermaine thinks he can become Michael and stack some paper like Michael did? I doubt it. Jermaine has a really nice singing voice, but it is very different from Michael's. Plus I dont think that Jermaine can write songs like Michael did. Michael was an amazing song writer. Jermaine, dude, get some help if you are grieving over Michael. Acting like him and dressing like him is not the way to bring him back. You cannot bring him back. Sorry.

Janet Jackson Did It Again!

Well, folks, I dont know why so many people are shocked that Janet Jackson,46 secretly married her 3rd husband in a private, secret ceremony sometime last year. When her first 2 marriages were private and secret affairs also. Janet's new husband is Wissam Al Mana, 37,  a Qatari Billionaire. Yeap that's right folks, not only is Janet getting her back blown out by a man 9 yrs her junior but has stacks and stacks of paper! hahahaha You go gurl!!! No word on where or exactly what the date is of the wedding. And no word on who made her wedding dress. I'm sure it wasn't from David's Bridal or any other discount bridal house. I hope she went to Kleinfelds in New York? They have THE MOST amazing wedding dresses. That's the store where Say Yes to the Dress on TLC is filmed. Hey Wissam, do you have an older or younger brother, that's a chubby chaser?  I'm available if you do. hahahahaha I'm just saying! hahahaha

Oscar Fashions Hits and Misses 2013

Ok folks, last night was the 2013 Academy Awards show and as usual many celebs shined in their fabulous Fashions and many showed just how blind and retarded they are. hahahaha So let's start with some of the misses, because it's better to end on a happy note. hahahaha

What the hell was she thinking just doesn't cover the very slutty and ill fitting gown that Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Brandy Glanville wore to the Oscars. It was a taupe strapless sweet heart bodiced fit and flare gown with off white baby ruffles on the skirt. The bodice had a very deep V in the front, and the cups were a good 2 sizes too small for Brandy's fun bags. I think she must have used a good 2 rolls of double stick tape to keep the dress in place. Another loser in the fashion world was Lisa Heslov wife of Grant Heslov. She was wearing some red bed sheets she stole from the local holiday inn. That she safety pinned here in there on the bodice trying to give it some interest. It was ill fitting and just plain ugly! Clearly she did not hire a stylist or she hired one who had it in for her. hahahahaha Now, I have nothing against Melissa McCarthy, however, I didn't know they made potato sacks big enough to cover her fat ass. That prison gray jersey bomb she was wearing with the beaded cuffs and shoulder embellishments was god awful. The fake ruching on her hips only made her hips look wider. Happy Happy Hippo!

Now on to some of the winners, Kelly Rowland and Kristin Chenoweth both looked fabulous as co hosts of one of the pre Oscar shows. Kelly wore a white over black strapless asymmetric gown with a huge split on the right side. Kristin wore a sleeveless A line dress black with black and white beading on the bodice. I believe it was a Marchesa gown. If not, it was a good knockoff. hahahaha Robin Roberts wore a jewel tone Royal Blue velvet Halter dress. Poor thing just has peach fuzz on her head while she recovers from Cancer treatments. And other than being rail think she looked very healthy. Charlize Theron looked amazing with her boy style hair cut and her Dior Haute Couture strapless white 2 piece gown. Jennifer Lawrence also Dior Haute Couture but she chose a beautiful strapless ball gown with a gigantic skirt. hahahaha Both Charlize and Jennifer are 2  of my Best Dressed Nominees. Another Best Dress Nominee is Kerry Washington. She wore beautiful strapless gown with a beaded bodice and a straight skirt. The fit of this dress was definitely Haute Couture, because it fit her like a glove. hahahaha

I look forward to seen the  Fashion Police Oscar Fashions 90 Minute Special on Mon. Yeah! 'Cause I know Joan is gonna cut some of these celebs deep! hahahahaha Joan Ranger Alex signing off. hahahaha

Fantasia PISSED off at Jet Magazine!

Fastasia Barrino is pissed off at Jet Magazine for using a 10yr old picture of her on the cover. She claims her publicist sent 3 recent shots of her. Well Wendy Williams called Jet and got the 411 and the 3 pics. Girl you shouldn't be mad at Jet, you should be mad at your publicist. None of the 3 shots that were sent by the publicist were "cover shots". All three pics were obstructed shots of Fanny's face. And one had her in some opera gloves and an bunch crazy nick nacks around the room the photo was shot in. At least you still got the cover. What if Jet had simply said, we dont have a good shot of her so let's kick her off the cover. You'd really be pissed then , wouldn't you Fantasia? hahahahaha Fantasia supposedly has a new cd coming out next month. I look forward to hearing it girl. You been gone too long.

Ashley Simpson Spiraling Out of Control! Again!

Ashley Simpson was recently thrown out of the Pink Taco in Los Angeles. Just prior to getting the boot out of the Pink Taco, Ashley was seen kicking back the cocktails and grinding on random guys at the restaurant. Poor thing must be having trouble with being the not so talented baby sister of Jessica and the fact that her dad has come out of the closet and divorcing her mom for some 20 something man.That's a LOT to deal with but hey that's life girl. Get it together!!!

Amber Rose Gives Birth To Bouncing Baby Boy!

Congratulations to model and former Kanye West life partner Amber Rose. Who just gave birth to a bouncing baby boy yesterday with her current life partner rapper Wiz Khalifa.  They named their son Sebastian, awww.

Cleotha Staples Dead at Aged 78

Cleotha Staples eldest daughter and member of the Staples's Singers has passed away in Chicago at age 78 of undisclosed cause. For the last 10 years Cleotha had been battling Alzheimers but the family had been taking good care of her at her Chicago home. The Staples Singers had a string of hits starting in the early 1970s with  "I'll Take You There" in 1972 and followed with top 40 hits "Respect Yourself," ''Heavy Makes You Happy," and "If You're Ready (Come Go With Me)." Rest in Peace!

Rob Kardashian is a BIG FAT WHALE!

Gone are the washboard abs, gone are the nice pecs and bulging guns. All of those things have been replaced by giant man boobs, or as I like to call them MOOBS! The flat stomach is now a giant barrel of blubber and the nice defined guns are hidden under layers and layers of fat. Rob Kardashian looks like he is at leas 3 times the size he was when he and his sisters did the photo shoot at Joe Francis's house in Mexico. Rob is so fat now, he makes Kevin Federline look like a holocaust survivor if he stood next to him. hahahahaha Sorry Rob, but you need to step away from the table for like 2 or 3 yrs. I'm sure you could live off of your fat stores for that long. hahahahaha

Hey Shamu, Seaworld called and wants to know if you are going to make the 3pm show? hahahahaha

New Details on the Oscar Pistorius Murder Investigation

South African Police are releasing new details on the Murder investigation involving former Olympic runner Oscar Pistorius. Pistorius claims he shot his girlfriend Steenkamp by accident because he thought she was an intruder. However, South African Police say, Steenkamp and Oscar slept together in his bed the night b4 the murder, and that the evidence shows she was first shot in the bedroom. She then fled to the bathroom where he shot at least a couple of more times through the door, striking her further and ultimately taking her life. Also, a neighbor claims he heard Steenkamp yelling and arguing with Oscar just prior to the shooting. But the police have doubts about his authenticity because his house about 1/2 a mile from Pistorius's. Damn, this is going to be one hell of a trial. I hope it ends up on CourtTV. hahahaha I'll definitely be watching. I wonder if I can write Oscar in jail? hahahahaha

Clive Davis Admits He is Bisexual in New Memoir!

Legandary music mogul Clive Davis has written a new memoir entitled The Sound Track of My Life. And in it, he openly admits that he is bisexual and started having sex with men after his 2nd divorce. I am not surprised at this revelation, are you? My gaydar started pinging the first time I saw his NYC apartment. It was gorgeous and beautifully decorated. But not butch man decorations, just something about it screamed rich old queen to me. hahahaha Currently Clive is in a committed gay relationship. Good for him. I wish them well.
Hey did you know that Clive and Kelly Clarkson are feuding? She's mad at him for making some snide remarks about her song writing abilities. Look not everyone can be a Prince or Paul McCarthy or Beyonce. Clive did state on the Wendy Williams show that Kelly has an amazing voice. I agree, did you see Kelly perform on the Grammys this year? She was just fabulous!!! She sang 2 songs, Natural Woman and some Sam Coltrane song.

Jesse Jackson Jr and His Wife Are Crooked As a $3.00 Bill

Now this just pisses me off to no end. I love it when my black people do well and do the right thing. However, when they do wrong, it makes me feel very ashamed of them. And I am EXTREMELY ashamed of Jesse Jackson and his wife. Not only were they living the high life on campaign funds for his many congressional elections, but he was wasting the money on stupid ass shit. The biggest of debacle of all was $43,000.00 spent on a Gold PLATED Rolex. WTF! First of all, if you are going to spend 5 figures on a Rolex watch, make sure it has the diamond bezel, solid gold and diamond pave band and housing for the watch and get some platinum accents and diamonds at the 12, 3, 6 and 9. Why on earth would you spend $43,000.00 on a FAKE gold watch? I'm not rich, but even I dont wear fake gold watches. hahahahaha I think poor Mister Jackson has more than bipolar issues going on. I think Jesse Jr and his wife need more time than the 4+ and 2yrs respectively. I think they should each do 10yrs for their crimes and for being stupid. They've been living the high life on campaign funds since 2005, more than $582,000.00! Damn! That's a lot of cheddar! hahahaha

Hey, did you see the mink coat and Burberry bag his wife at his hearing today? The nerve of that bitch to just  flaunt their fake wealth so blatantly! Clearly they dont care what anyone thinks of them. How dare she wear a full length mink coat to court!!!

Niki Minaj Snubs Spears At Nobu in LA!

According to InTouch magazine, Brittany Spears was eating at the famed Nobu Restaurant in Los Angeles when she spied Niki Minaj being seated at a table. So Brittany gets up and goes over to say Hey, Ya'll or whatever was on her mind. hahahahaha Which was probably "hey ya'll", she is from the south. hahahahaha Anyway, Niki spies Brittany coming and she deliberately turns her back to Brittany. Which stopped Brittany dead in her tracks. What the hell is wrong with Niki? After Brittany let that nobody but up and coming chick tour with her on her Femme Fatale tour. You know what Niki, if you keep getting into problems with other artists, it cant always be the other persons problem. People are going to catch on and see that YOU are the problem. Personally, I already know that it is you. You are nothing but a loud mouthed, fat assed, foul mouthed, ghetto,  hood rat! hahahaha Sip on that bitch!

Casting Complete on upcoming TLC Movie!

Hey ya'll the casting is finally complete on the upcoming VH1 TLC biopic. Keke Palmer has been signed to portray Chili, Little Mama the rapper, (who?) has been signed to portray Lefteye Lisa Lopez and some chick named Drew Sidora will be portraying Tboz. She was formerly on the Game. which I am not really fan of so I've seen like maybe 2 episodes of. hahahahaha Well I am really looking forward to this movie. Now maybe we will get the 411 on how Peables stole all of their money. hahahahaha I wonder if it was one of those deals like Babyface and LA Reid had with Tony Braxton? hmmmmm. I just wanna say to the producers however you tell that part of their story, please tell it like it was, and dont sugar coat it. 'Cause you dont want to get sued. Truth is the ultimate defense, ya'll. hahahahaha So production of this movie starts next month in Atlanta. Yeah!!!!

Mary J Blige Sold 50 Million Albums But Owes Tons to Banks and NJ

Oh Mary say it aint so girl! Are you really in that much debt? Let me break it down for you peeps. Mary J was recently hit with $900 K plus tax lien owed to the State of New Jersey. She was also sued for defaulting on a $500 k loan to a bank. Then she was sued for defaulting on a $2.2 Million loan to another bank and her charity is being sued for defaulting on yet another $250K loan. Damn girl , what the hell are you doing with all of this money? Is it in the Cayman Islands? Or Switzerland? I hope. But to put the icing on the cake, ya'll. Mary just got hit with a notice for back rent on her Upper West Side Apt. Where the rent was $9,000.00 per month. Girl, what the hell are you doing? Take some of that money you got from all of those bank loans and pay your rent girl! hahahahaha A notice on the door! Really? That is so embarrassing girl!!! I recently had that happen to me and it wasn't even my fault. I had dropped my rent into the drop slot and the weekend girl had misplaced my money order so the Manager thought that I hadn't payed my rent. So I had to take the receipt from the money order and the stub over to the office. I'm just glad they found it.Yeah! But that was a really stressful day!

Khole Kardasian Fired from XFactor!

Wow! One season wonder! Khole Kardasian has been fired from her Xfactor cohosting job. So sad too bad. I think it was all of those ugly ass dresses. hahahahaha Like that tight pink and silver number. Urrrgh! That was a pepto bismol and Christmas ornament mess. hahahaha The very handsome and sexy dimpled Mario Lopez has been asked to return to Xfactor for season 3. Yeah!

Mindy McCready Commits Suicide on the Same Porch Her BF Killed Himself on Just 35 Days Prior!

Country Singer Mindy McCready has finally completed the very selfish act of suicide on the very same porch where her boyfriend killed himself 35 days prior. This was not the first time but the 4th time that Mindy had tried to commit suicide. What I find to be the most awful thing about this, is that she had 2 young children a 10 yr old son and 10 month old son. The 10yr old will probably remember her, but she robbed the 10 month old of any memories of her. Clearly she was a broken person, before , during and after her stint on Celeb Rehab 3 with Dr. Drew. She kept having legal troubles with her family and more and more drug and alcohol abuse. Its just so sad, my thoughts and prayers go out to her mother and children. Maybe now Mindy can rest in peace.

Pam Anderson at Rite Aid.

OH my GAWD! How the mighty have fallen. Going from private jets and private yachts to signing autographs at a Rite Aide for her new perfume. How cheap is her perfume if it is being sold at Rite Aides of all places? hahahahahahaha

I Absolutely LOVE I Remember Me by Jennifer Hudson

WOW! I just picked up I Remember Me by Jennifer Hudsons' Sophomore CD and it is just AMAZING!

Its OFFICIAL Folks: Fergie is PREGGERS!

Yeah, I'm so happy to report this news. Fergie and Josh Duhamel are expecting their first child. YEAH! I just love this couple. No word if Fergie knows the sex of the baby or how far along she is. But she tweeted this weekend "Josh & me & baby makes three". Awwww. Good luck Duhamel Family. Oh wait! this just in, according to Celebglitz website, Fergie is pregnant with TWINS! Wow! You go girl. That's the way to do it. 2 at a time! hahahahaha

Is Donald Trump Having Money Problems?

Yesterday, Donald Trump sold Trump Plaza in Atlantic City for the crackhead price of just $20 million dollars. WOW! WTF!!!! Word is the Plaza wasn't doing so good on the revenue side of things. It took in just $102 million in all of 2012 that only about 1/6 of what the Borgata takes in a year's time. The Plaza was sold to the Meruelo Group out of Downy California; and they plan on changing the name and pumping in a sizable amount of cash to spruce up the place. Good for them. Good Luck Meruelo Group. Maybe I will stay at your property when I visit NJ later this year. hahahahaha

My question is why sell this magnificent property for so cheap. Just 20% of what it made last year? Really? The building alone is worth more than 20 million! I wonder if Trump gets a tax break for taking such a HUGE loss on this deal? hmmmm.

Summer 2012 Olympic Star Oscar Pistorius Arrested for MURDERING His Girlfriend!

WOW! This is HELL of shocking news. Miss Rhiana you need to take special note of this story girl!!! Today in South Africa, South African and Summer 2012 Olympic runner Oscar Pistorius, 26 was arrested for the cold blooded killing of his 29 yr old Model Girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp. According to news reports, Reeva was heard screaming just prior to the shooting. And according to some media reports this was not the first time that the police had been called to Pistorius's house for a domestic disturbance. But yesterday when the police arrived they found Reeva shot 4 times and lifeless. Pistorius was also there and it was his 9 mm gun that was used in the murder. Ladies and Rhiana let this be a warning to you. If your mate keeps beating your ass and you keep getting into domestics with your significant other THIS is a possibility. Because time and time again it always escalates to murder. They never beat you less and less , it's always MORE AND MORE!!! So the very first time he lays his hands on you, or she shoves you to the ground. LEAVE! and END IT!!! Your life is worth more than a few seconds of hot make up sex later on. Poor Oscar, I kind of feel sorry for him, because he is such a hottie. And you dont want to be a hottie in prison. The other cons are going to tap dat ass real good!!! Over and over again, too. hahahahaha

Kimyae Make Security Breech at JFK

Kim Khardashian and Kanye West better known as KIMYAE were returning the USA from Brazil and a TSA Agent at JFK let Kimyae skirt security and go through a special door. Well, nothing is secret at the airport and someone told someone else at the gate and Kimyae was pulled out the line and made to return to Security for screening. Their flight to LA was allowed to leave on time but they were forced to hang around for the next flight. Now Wendy Williams thinks the TSA agent who allowed them to skirt Security should be fired. But I dont agree. How many times have we seen celebs being escorted through special doors at LAX? Too many times, right! So why is this different? I think give him or her a little suspension or move them to a different location in the airport and call it a day.

Chris Brown Is A PETTY LITTLE BOY!

Hey did you catch the Grammys this past Sunday? It was a pretty good show overall. Lots of good performances and some pretty shady ones too. For example, when Frank Ocean won 1 of the 2 Grammys awarded him this year. The entire audience gave him a standing ovation EXCEPT Chris Brown who was seated in the front row. That shows just how petty and small minded he is. I say grow the EFF up FOOL! Rhiana girl, you need to leave him! Please! Before he puts you in the hospital or God forbid, in your grave girl!!!
I want to give Adelle a big shout out! For reading Chris Brown for not standing up. You GO GIRL!!! If you see something foul, call it out!!! I love Adelle who won another Grammy!  Yeah!!!

Dancing With the Stars Hits Rock Bottom for Stars!

Dancing with the stars has dug down deep to get stars to participate in the upcoming season. They are now getting stars adjacent. Dinah Lohan will be one of the cast members for the new season. She's not a STAR! And her daughter is now a fledgling star/drug addict/alcoholic! hahahaha Oh how the mighty have fallen!. I'm sure there were some real stars who would have loved to have joined the new cast, why did you pick Dinah Lohan? Sheeezzzzzeeeee!!!

Lindsay Lohan BROKE and Moving Back Home to Mama!

Wow! What happened to her millions? Lindsay Lohan is broke and has moved back home to live with her mother on the East Coast. I guess she has partied all of her money way. I want to know what happened to the million dollars she got from posing for Playboy? or the salary she got from the Liz and Dick Lifetime movie? The girl has been working, not too steadily but consistently. Tsk Tsk Tsk! Get off the drugs and the booze and maybe you could afford to pay rent in LA. hahahahaha

LA County Prosecutor Wants to Revoke Chris Brown's Probation!

After this recent altercation with Frank Ocean, the La County Prosecutor wants to revoke Chris Brown's probation. But to throw more salt on the wound, or to put the icing on the cake, Chris Brown lied about completing his community service. According to the Prosecutor there is NO record of Brown's hours done with the agency he was doing community service at. The prosecutor is stating that the Frank Ocean altercation shows a pattern of violence and clearly Brown needs some help with his anger issues. Oh! Did you hear the new details on the Ocean fight? Turns out it was not over a parking space, as previously reported. The fight happened because Frank refused to shake Brown's hand in the parking lot. Are you serious? How childish is that? Awww, he wont shake my hand so I'm gonna punch him in his face. hahahaha Grow the EFF up Chris Clown! hahahahaha

Former Mayor Ed Koch Has Gone on to the Courtroom in the Sky

Aww, it is with a heavy heart that I report that Former NYC Mayor Ed Koch has passed away from congestive hear failure today. He was 88 yrs old. After being Mayor of New York City, Ed Koch was the presiding judge of the People's Court TV show. He was ok, but I always thought he wasn't tough enough on some of the litigants. I personally love the current judge, Marily Millian. She is Amazing! And you dont want to get busted lying. She will scream at you and read your beads. hahahaha RIP Mayor Koch!