Oscar Fashions Hits and Misses 2013

Ok folks, last night was the 2013 Academy Awards show and as usual many celebs shined in their fabulous Fashions and many showed just how blind and retarded they are. hahahaha So let's start with some of the misses, because it's better to end on a happy note. hahahaha

What the hell was she thinking just doesn't cover the very slutty and ill fitting gown that Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Brandy Glanville wore to the Oscars. It was a taupe strapless sweet heart bodiced fit and flare gown with off white baby ruffles on the skirt. The bodice had a very deep V in the front, and the cups were a good 2 sizes too small for Brandy's fun bags. I think she must have used a good 2 rolls of double stick tape to keep the dress in place. Another loser in the fashion world was Lisa Heslov wife of Grant Heslov. She was wearing some red bed sheets she stole from the local holiday inn. That she safety pinned here in there on the bodice trying to give it some interest. It was ill fitting and just plain ugly! Clearly she did not hire a stylist or she hired one who had it in for her. hahahahaha Now, I have nothing against Melissa McCarthy, however, I didn't know they made potato sacks big enough to cover her fat ass. That prison gray jersey bomb she was wearing with the beaded cuffs and shoulder embellishments was god awful. The fake ruching on her hips only made her hips look wider. Happy Happy Hippo!

Now on to some of the winners, Kelly Rowland and Kristin Chenoweth both looked fabulous as co hosts of one of the pre Oscar shows. Kelly wore a white over black strapless asymmetric gown with a huge split on the right side. Kristin wore a sleeveless A line dress black with black and white beading on the bodice. I believe it was a Marchesa gown. If not, it was a good knockoff. hahahaha Robin Roberts wore a jewel tone Royal Blue velvet Halter dress. Poor thing just has peach fuzz on her head while she recovers from Cancer treatments. And other than being rail think she looked very healthy. Charlize Theron looked amazing with her boy style hair cut and her Dior Haute Couture strapless white 2 piece gown. Jennifer Lawrence also Dior Haute Couture but she chose a beautiful strapless ball gown with a gigantic skirt. hahahaha Both Charlize and Jennifer are 2  of my Best Dressed Nominees. Another Best Dress Nominee is Kerry Washington. She wore beautiful strapless gown with a beaded bodice and a straight skirt. The fit of this dress was definitely Haute Couture, because it fit her like a glove. hahahaha

I look forward to seen the  Fashion Police Oscar Fashions 90 Minute Special on Mon. Yeah! 'Cause I know Joan is gonna cut some of these celebs deep! hahahahaha Joan Ranger Alex signing off. hahahaha