Perfect Polly is Perfectly Retarded!

I love a good infomercial, but this product is such a crap of shit. That I just have to comment on it. Have you seen it? It comes on late at night while I'm watching reruns of Perry Mason, one of the greatest TV Lawyers of all time. hahahahaha Anyway, the Perfect Polly is a fake parakeet that sits on a perch and is motion activated. When someone walks by or waves an arm, the bird will turn its head and chirp. It also wags its tail feathers. YAWN! Big whoop! It used to cost $14.99 which is $14.98 too much. This is absolutely the most stupidest fake ass bird and its not even being marketed as a toy. In the infomercial they say, "It's the perfect pet without the mess". This is not a pet! It's a block of wood painted to look like a parakeet. A pet is a living breathing animal! At least they have dropped the price to just $10.00 which is $9.99 too much in my opinion. hahahahaha