Mystery Millionaire....Ethan and Shay.....Review

This is a quirky reality show where a millionair goes undercover and pretends to be an average joe schmoe, to see if he can meet someone who will love him for him and not his money. Sounds good, right? Well, it starts out on a good note. In this episode, there is Ethan who owns a software company and has houses in San Francisco and Marina Del Rey (I think). Anyway, he moves into a 1 bedroom apt with in walking distance to the beach, in Marina Del Rey, near where he owns a home overlooking the beach. So he meets this chick named Shay and she is a newspaper reporter and she owns a beautiful German Shepard dog. Anyway, Shay and Ethan meet on the beach and he tells her he is a surfing instructor. They go back to his rental which he walks right by because he has forgotten where he lives. So red flags are going off for Shay. But Ethan recovers and tells her he was so engrossed in their conversation and in awe of her beauty that momentarily forgot where he lived. LOL Well, she's not totally buying his act. He gives her the grand tour and in the bathroom she discovers a bottle of vanilla bubble bath so she thinks he might be just getting out of a relationship although he says no. So she then questions why a man would have vanilla bubble bath in his bathroom? Maybe he just like to take a bath once in a while and he likes vanilla? DUH! He could be metro sexual! HELLO! Anyway, they go on a couple of more dates one being a picnic on the beach with 2 of their friends. So Shay's 2 friends get Ethan alone and grill him, as does Ethan''s friends to Shay. Shay's friends thinks there is something slightly off with Ethan but Ethan's friends really like Shay. So on the last date, Ethan takes Shay on the Ferris wheel on the boardwalk. He has prearranged that they Ferris wheel operator will stop it with them at the top and that is when he will confess everything to Shay. So when it stops, he looks her in the eye and tells her that he hasn't been completely honest with her about a few things. And he tells her that he is not a surfing instructor and that he doesn't live in that 1 bedroom apt and points out a house on the hill overlooking the beach and ocean and tells her that that is one of his homes. So she is totally taken aback, but not completely shocked. She knew he wasn't a surfing instructor because he sucked at it. But she is pissed now. She has been lied to b4, as a matter of fact when she was married, her husband cheated on her with a married woman whose husband called Shay one day and told her of the affair. Well, she now wants nothing to do with Ethan. But she is gracious about his lies and leaves the door open about them seeing each other again in the future. But that is a complete lie. Once filming is done she leaves and never talks to Ethan again. Ethan is a hottie, but clearly he has some self esteem issues. And I think he is an undercover homo. (Takes one to know one, right? LOL Except I am not undercover. hahahaha) Anyway, Ethan is genuinely hurt that Shay wants nothing to do with him after the filming and says so in his follow up interview. Shay says that she just doesn't want to deal liars in any shape or form at all. She has a point, but in this case, she should make an exception. Ethan is a really nice guy, he is not arrogant nor stuck up at all. He's kind of a lonely guy just looking for love and companionship. Hey Ethan, I am available if need someone to hang out with or give you the MOST amazing blow jobs you will EVER!!!! have!!!!! hahahaha And I don't want your money either.Shay is a complete bitch and very ignorant! Ethan is just tired of opportunists and gold digging ass bitches. She should have been happy that someone like him picked someone like her. Miss Plain Jane homely ass bitch. LOL Hey Ethan, call me baby, 9 1 6 C O C K S U C K E R! hahahaha

Also, if there are any more cute millionaires out there who want to dress up like an average Joe and get me to fall in love with you and then you will reveal who and what you are. I am available! And I promise you, I wont get mad and tell you to kick rocks. That's the kind of lie, that is forgive able. Or if there any cute blue collar types out there looking for a good man. Here I am baby! hahahahahaha