WOW!! Hollywood is Packed Full of Orcas!!! Check Out How Fat Several A-List Celebs Have Gotten!!!

WOW!!!! I am shocked at how fat several A-List celebrities have gotten. Matt Damon looks like he  is with child. I wonder if Ben Affleck is the father? LOL  Matt is so fat that he makes a whale look anorexic!! Hahahaha.

 

Next on my list is Leonardo Dicaprio, he is definitely brewing his own ale in that fat keg of a stomach he is sporting.  Leonardo is so fat  that whenever he goes to the beach, the tide comes in. LOL

 

Do you remember Gerard Butler in 300 with a set of abs that you could do 10 loads of laundry on? Gerard is so fat that the last time he posted a picture to Instagram, it crashed!!! Hahahaha.

 

Have you seen Russell Crowe lately? He looks like he is carrying triplets!!!  His ass is so big that it needs its own zip code!!! LOL

 

Jon Favreau is an excellent actor and even stellar director, but he is so fat now that when he tried to jump over the Grand Canyon his big fat ass got stuck! Jon is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around him. ROFL!!!

 

And finally, do you remember Matthew Perry from Friends?  He portrayed the character Chandler Bing.  He used to weigh a slim trim 145lbs, but now he has ballooned to over 200lbs. Matthew is so fat, that when he plays hopscotch, he goes North America, South America, Europe, and Asia. Matthew is so fat that when he steps on a scale it read "One at a time please!" ROFLMAO!!!

 

Oh wait I forgot to put at least one female on my list! Have you seen Mariah Carey? I know she had twins but she had lost all of her baby weight or so I had thought. Mariah is so fat that when she lays on the beach, no one else gets sun. Mariah is so fat that every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. Mariah Carey is so fat that she left the house in high heels but came home wearing flip flops! Mariah Carey is so fat that when she wanted a waterbed, they had to put a cover over the Pacific Ocean!

Swedish Actor Michael Nyqvist Who Starred in "John Wick" & "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" Passed Away Yesterday!

 

Aww this is so sad, I really thought this actor was a sexy old man. Actor Michael Nyqvist who starred in the original "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" and "John Wick" passed away from lung cancer yesterday. He was just 56 years old.

Michael was born in Stockholm Sweden and lived his first year of life in an Orphanage, when was adopted by a Lawyer and his wife who was a writer. At age 6, his adoptive family told him that he was adopted and made him promise to keep his adoption secret. Years later Michael learned that his biological mother was Swedish and his biological father was Italian. Michael only met his biological mother one time spending just 1 hr talking with her in a Swedish cafe. He later traveled to Italy and met his biological father who was a pharmacist and learned that he had 2 half sisters. Michael was very happy to meet his siblings and father and was able to forge a nice relationship with them. Michael wasn't just an actor, he was also a writer and wrote several books one of which was his 2010 autobiography titled "Just After Dreaming".

Michael is survived by his wife of many years, Catharina and his grown son and daughter, Ellen and Arthur. Rest in peace Michael. I will miss your sexy face on the big screen.

Congratulations to DWTS Co-host Erin Andrews on Her Marriage to Longtime Boyfriend@

 


Wow, another old maid walks down the aisle and weds. Co-host of DWTS Erin Andrews weds long time boyfriend Jarret Stoll who is a former NHL player. No word on where and when the marriage took place, but Erin announced her engagement back in January 2017 on Good Morning America. She also stated that the couple had just gotten engaged in December 2016 at Disneyland. hahahaha What a weird place to get engaged! I know its the happiest place on earth, allegedly LOL.

On a separate note, I am surprised that Jarret has all of his teeth, you know how hockey players are always mixing it up on the ice. LOL

Good luck to the Happy couple!!!

Congratulations to RHOA Reality Star Kenya Moore on Her Sudden Marriage!!!

 



Congratulations go out to RHOA Reality Star Kenya Moore on her sudden marriage to Businessman/restaurateur Marc Daly on the beautiful island of St Lucia in the Caribbean. The couple allegedly met in June 2016 but didn't start dating until December 2016. The bride wore a custom white gown by Pallas Couture, mermaid style with a plunging neckline and a low back. You could basically see through the bodice except for some strategically placed panels to hide her big boobies. The bottom of the dress had sheer panels to complete the look.  I just don't understand why woman of today like to look like whores on their wedding days??  I wonder what the the rush was for them to gt married so soon after starting to date. Six months is not enough time to get to know someone!!! 

Kenya's father couldn't walk her down the aisle because he was told last minute about the wedding and unfortunately he was celebrating his birthday in Jamaica.  So her gay best friend Brandon walked her down the aisle. After the ceremony the couple hosted a lavish reception on the beach, with white linens and roses.

Kenya claims to be in love with his man and him with her, but I only give this marriage 1 maybe 2 yrs before they are headed to divorce court!!! LOL But I'll wish them some good luck too, because they are going to need it!!! LOL

Gong Show 2017...Worst Show on TV....EVER!!!!!

 



Now, I am a child of the 1970s so I remember the original Gong Show with the show's creator Chuck Barris. Now that show hilarious. They had a guy on there who would wear a paper bag on his face and he was known as the Unknown Comic. He was so funny!!! This reboot SUCKS!!! The host is allegedly Mike Myers in a ton of makeup  and wig with a fake British accent.  And his jokes are all LAME!!!!! The judges aren't any better, actors Will Arnett, Zach Galifianakis, and Ken Jeong. Zach always wants to ask the contestants questions before he gives his score! BORING!!! And the acts are just terrible, there was a guy in a gorilla costume riding a unicycle and playing bagpipes! And there was a guy who said he was 58 or 59 yrs old and he jumped rope. But the grossest contestant was a married couple who would take bites of a banana and then shoot it or drop it into the others mouth. Their big finale was for the husband who hadn't chewed any of his banana bites  and he drops a huge mouthful of mashed banana into his wife's mouth. That was so nasty it had me gagging!!!! And she did it right back to him. EWWWW!!!! Its making me queasy just thinking about it. 

So the contestants come out and do their act, if they dont get gonged, then the judges give them a score of 1 to 10. At the end of the show, the contestant with the highest score wins. If there is a tie, and there was one on the episode that I watched, then the judges pick the winning act. So the nasty couple with the bananas won and they received a trophy and a check for $2,000.17! Man oh man I wish I could get that hour back!!! Thanks for nothing ABC!!!

Hey Bitches!!! I am Back!!!

Sorry that I have not posted in about 2 months but I was in the hospital again. But I am back doing much better, thanks to all of my friends and family for praying for me and thanks so much for all of the adorable Get Well cards. They really brightened my day!!! I love you all stay safe and please continue to pray for me, and I will for you.

Warm hugs,
Alex

Cake Boss Buddy Valastro Loses His Mom, Mary to ALS!!!

Condolences to Cake Boss Buddy Valastro on the death of his beloved mother, Mary who passed away yesterday from ALS. Mary had been suffering for many years with the disease, she was just 69 yrs old. Buddy's father, Buddy Sr, passed away many years ago from lung cancer when he was just 54 yrs old. Mary is survived by her son Buddy and 4 daughters (I believe) and a large brood of grandchildren. Rest in peace Mary.

 

I remember watching Mary Sr (she also has a daughter named Mary), on the Cake Boss show, she was really strict and very funny. She hated anatomically correct cakes and threatened to fire Buddy and anyone else who made one in her Bakery.

Buddy stated that he hopes his mother and father are dancing up in heaven to "I Will Survive" now. Awww. so nice....and so sad that Buddy has now joined the "Dead Mother" club. I have been a member since 2006. Rest in peace Mom!!! I miss you!!!