WOW!! Hollywood is Packed Full of Orcas!!! Check Out How Fat Several A-List Celebs Have Gotten!!!

WOW!!!! I am shocked at how fat several A-List celebrities have gotten. Matt Damon looks like he  is with child. I wonder if Ben Affleck is the father? LOL  Matt is so fat that he makes a whale look anorexic!! Hahahaha.

 

Next on my list is Leonardo Dicaprio, he is definitely brewing his own ale in that fat keg of a stomach he is sporting.  Leonardo is so fat  that whenever he goes to the beach, the tide comes in. LOL

 

Do you remember Gerard Butler in 300 with a set of abs that you could do 10 loads of laundry on? Gerard is so fat that the last time he posted a picture to Instagram, it crashed!!! Hahahaha.

 

Have you seen Russell Crowe lately? He looks like he is carrying triplets!!!  His ass is so big that it needs its own zip code!!! LOL

 

Jon Favreau is an excellent actor and even stellar director, but he is so fat now that when he tried to jump over the Grand Canyon his big fat ass got stuck! Jon is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around him. ROFL!!!

 

And finally, do you remember Matthew Perry from Friends?  He portrayed the character Chandler Bing.  He used to weigh a slim trim 145lbs, but now he has ballooned to over 200lbs. Matthew is so fat, that when he plays hopscotch, he goes North America, South America, Europe, and Asia. Matthew is so fat that when he steps on a scale it read "One at a time please!" ROFLMAO!!!

 

Oh wait I forgot to put at least one female on my list! Have you seen Mariah Carey? I know she had twins but she had lost all of her baby weight or so I had thought. Mariah is so fat that when she lays on the beach, no one else gets sun. Mariah is so fat that every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. Mariah Carey is so fat that she left the house in high heels but came home wearing flip flops! Mariah Carey is so fat that when she wanted a waterbed, they had to put a cover over the Pacific Ocean!