Rapper Cardi B is NOT back with her estranged hubby, Offset, who has been so thirsty trying to reconcil with her. And regardless of the fact that they spent Christmas together in Puerto Rico. According to Cardi herself, she "just needed to get fucked"! And afterward, she wrote on her Instagram; "I just had to get fucked, that's all, i feel rejuvenated, bitch. Bitch i feel so rejuvenated. I feel baptized. Bitch, i feel fucking baptized, bitch. I feel like a brand new fucking woman." Really bitch? Because i know Offset has a little ding a ling! !! So i dont know why you feel so rejuvenated from his teeny weenie?!!!!! Hahahaha (Ooooooo Snap! That was a read!!!)
Anyway, i will let yall just marinate some on that one. What? How do i know that "Offset" ( real name Kiari Kendrell Cephus) aint packing in the dick department. Well, he has a daughter with Cardi B. And he has 2 sons and another daughter from other prior relationships. So that tells me he only has between 5-6 inches, if he had 7 or more he would have a larger number of male offspring. If he had all boys like Donny Osmond, for example, i would say he has at least 8.5- or more!!! I know its an old wives tale, but they are the ones with the knowledge from doing the research. Okay!! Hahahahaha
Anyway, Offset went all out and spent like a drunken sailor buying Cardi more than $106,000.00 in Christmas gifts. He bought her 2quilted Chanel bags, 2 Birken bags each worth at least $15,400.00, atleast 2 pair of Laboutin heels and several diamond bracelets.( I counted 7 in the photogragh). I guess Offset figures he will buy Cardi back since she wont return for love's sake only. You fool!! It never works out when you try to buy their love!!! Love is the only tangible thing that NOONE can purchase!!!
Sigh, so thats it folks. I will let you know when these two fools do the next stupid thing. But honestly, i could care less about these two!!! Hahaha
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