Anti Gay Pastor Fred Phelps Dead at Age 84

Yeah! This couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Intolerant and Homophobic pastor Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church has died at the age of 84. The "Westboro Baptist Church", if you can call it that, is made up primarily of Phelps' extended family and a few other morons. No word on the cause of death, but I think the Devil was lonely and needed some company so he came up here to earth and took this piece of shit to back to hell with him. ROT IN HELL YOU NASTY EVIL BIGOT!!! If I ever find out where you are buried I promise you that I will take a big fat dump and piss on your grave mother fucker!!!

Oh, you might be asking me why am I so hateful to this dead guy? Well he and his moronic followers are those evil bitches who used to show up at funerals of our service members who died in Iraq and Afghanistan and they hold up those evil signs saying that "God Hates America" and many other more vicious signs. They even protested at Matthew Sheppard's funeral. That poor guy guy who was beat to death and left on a fence in Wyoming back in 2009. Now do you see why I hate this bigot? ok good!

Rapper Master P Networth $350 Million Divorcing Wife Who Is Now On Welfare!

Okay this is shocking and a complete mess. I don't know who Sonja Miller's attorney is, but he or she is fucking up. Look this is California and this where the divorce was filed. California is a community property state, so 50% of everything Master P has made during the marriage belongs to Sonja Miller. I don't know why she doesn't go to his bank, write a bank check and have them cash it? As his wife she is entitled to do that. Well anyway, according to TMZ Sonja Miller is now living with her grown son, Lil Romero at his house and she is now receiving welfare for her remaining minor children and herself. WTF! Isn't Lil Romero a multimillionaire also? Why is his mother on welfare and his siblings when he can well afford to support them? I remember on one MTV cribs show, when he bought his mother a diamond necklace with black American Express card? Is your card broken? Hello?? Lil Romero claims that his mother is not telling the truth, and that when the household bills come in she gives them to his father and his father pays them. I don't know why she moved out of that mansion, half of it belongs to her. Ain't no way in hell, I would have left. You would have had to have the sheriff's drag me out kicking and screaming!!! hahahaha Master P's mansion is like 20,000 sqr feet if I remember correctly from the MTV Cribs episode he was on. So I would imagine that Sonja and the kids could move to a wing on the far side of the house and never run into Percy (That's what the P in Master P stands for, Percy. hahahahaaha) at all. DUH!!! Anyway, Sonja gurl, you need to get an aggressive attorney and wear Percy's ass out in court! I bet there is no prenup, huh? Since when you 2 got together back in 1989 he was broke ass fool. hahahaha You should be getting like $100,000.00 per month in child support since Percy is worth $350 million! Handle your business gurl, don't let him walk all over you! Percy has been playing the "I don't see you game", and when he failed to respond to Sonjas' divorce petition, the Judge fined him $10,000.00. I think it should have been $100,000.00 and that money should have been turned over to Sonja and the kids. Hello? Well, good luck Sonja, I hope it works out for you.

Celebrity Chef Clarissa Wright of Two Fat Ladies Fame Dead at 66

Aww this is sad, I used to love this show and still watch it now every time I am lucky enough to catch it on the Tele. hahahaha The 2nd chef Clarissa Wright has died of an unspecified illness this weekend, she was just 66 yrs old. Clarissa and Jennifer Paterson used to travel Great Britain in an old Triumph motorcycle with a side car cooking lavish meals for the locals using local ingredients. They also used to give us great kitchen table talk on life, love and food. One of them was the more slutty type and the other was more prim and proper. hahahaha (Classic good/evil.) Calrissa was the daughter a brilliant surgeon who was also a violent alcoholic. Clarissa started out being an attorney but had to give it up due to her own alcoholism. She then went on to run a cookery book store and began catering b4 being picked up by a talent scout for the BBC. She then introduced to Jennifer and the rest as they say is history. Well rest in peace Miss Clarissa. Jennifer passed away back in 1999 at the age of 71. I'll catch you and Jennifer in the reruns.

Yahoo Article Purports To have Answers To LOST The TV Series, IT DOES NOT!!!

I cannot believe the load of crap in this article. It has been several years since Lost the TV Series went off the with that fucked up ending that wasn't an ending and I am still pissed off. JJ Abrams, Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse, you bitches better watch your backs! If we ever meet face to face, I'm gonna read your beads you stupid ass mother fuckers!!! I wasted 5 years of my life watching your fucked up show. The only real revelation in this Yahoo article is that LOST had no script when it first got the green light from the Network and filming first began. A lot of the twists and turns were improvised and created while filming the pilot, for example, John Locke wasn't originally set to be in a wheelchair. The actor Terry O'Quinn who portrayed him used to walk down the beach on breaks while filming the pilot and listen to his IPod. And JJ Abrams told Lindelof that Locke has a secret, and Lindelof said, well what is it? And Abrams replied "figure it out!". Well clearly they didn't figure it out to come up with a plausible explanation for all of the crazy goings on, on the show. Look, I LOVE a good mystery. Just don't piss in my face and tell me it's rain when in face we both know it is PISS. And that's how I feel about LOST. So FUCK YOU JJ Abrams, Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse!!! You can all suck shit out of my ass with straw bitches.

Comedian and Actor David Brenner Dead at 78

Comedian and Actor David Brenner passed away at his home in New York City from cancer, he was surrounded by his family and friends. He was 78 yrs old. David used to be a frequent guest on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson back in the 1970s and 1980s. Rest in peace David.

Brandon Howard Is He Another Love Child By the Late Michael Jackson or the Living Joe Jackson?

Okay this is some bull shit from the word go. How many times have we read articles over the years of people claiming to be the "love child" of this celebrity or that celebrity. Well, here we go again. This time, the 31 yr old son of R&B Singer Miki Howard claims that he is either the son of Michael Jackson or Michaels' father Joe. Joe Jackson was Miki's manager back in the 1980s. Yawn! First of all, I dont see Michael Jackson and Miki Howard having sex. Nope! NOT Happening! For me to believe that, I would have had to be in the room, child. hahahaha Now Miki Howard and sleazy ass Joe Jackson, now that I believe. I don't even need to see a video of that mess going down. Joe is old scholl player and he would tap anything with a slit. Even now in his 80s, I hear stories about him and some chick. So that I believe wholeheartedly. Thank God I didn't have to sit through that! LOLSo getting back to Miki Howards' son, Brandon. Up until last Fri, word was that he was Michael's son, now the word on the street is that he is claiming to be Joe Jackson's son and has given away his DNA to prove it. Well, alrighty then. You do what you got to do Miss Thang. If you've seen his YouTube video, then you will catch my shade on this. He has a YouTube video out where he's talking all whispery and high like Michael used to talk and clearly he has had some work done on his face to look like Michael. He has one of those cute little button noses, he is very light complected and has Jeri curl like curls on his head. I sure hope that is not a Jeri Curl. Talk about throwback Thursdays gone wrong! That Jeri Curl activator stuff used to drip drip drip all over the place and ruined many a shirt or jacket collar from the drips. Ewww! The Jeri Curl always looked wet and shiny and lush, but it was a journey to get there. You really needed a bucket and a back bib to catch all of the excess drips. hahahaha Oh Well! I digress just a bit. Hey Brandon, did you ask yo' mamma who yo' daddy is? What did she say? Did she even know? (Oooooohhhh snap, that was a read, but a damn good question too! hahahaha)  (Rolls eyes, oh well) I guess we will just have to wait for the next Yahoo News article to get the T. If they can find it out. hahahaha

Six Men Have Been Charged With Fruad in Connection to a Non-Existent Film Starring Donald Sutherland

Okay this is a hot mess. Six men, Samuel Braslau, Rand Chortkoff, Stuart Rawitt and 3 others not specifically named have been charged with fraud for bilking more that 60 businessmen into pouring funds to them to make a WWII film called The Smuggler, starring Donald Sutherland and Jean Calude Van Damme. Okay, that should have been their first clue, Sutherland would never work with Van Damme! hahahahaha He is too highbrow to do that. hahahaahaha Braslau and Chortkoff formed a production company called Mutual Entertainment LLC way back 2011 and have been bilking investors ever since. All of the monies collected was siphoned off into these mens' own personal accounts, about $1.8 million USD. Two federal grand juries brought indictments and 3 of the men have plead not guilty but one is on the lam, all face up to 20 yrs in federal prison if convicted.