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Monday, June 2, 2014

Bride Drags 1 Month Old Infant Down Aisle on Train as She Weds

Every time you think you have heard or seen it all, some retard proves you wrong. A picture is making its way around on the Internet of a bride dragging her 1 month old daughter down the aisle strapped to her the train of her wedding gown. Okay her first mistake is that she is wearing a white gown. Clearly this HO is not a virginal bride. Her second mistake was to attach her 1 month old daughter to the train of her dress. Some things should be common sense that you just don't do them. Luckily for this whore, her baby was uninjured. Her name is Shona Carter-Brooks she is on facebook if you want to sent her a nasty message. And I encourage everyone who reads this to do so. hahahaha Personally, I think the government needs to remove both children from their parent's custody and both parents need to be sterilized so that they can no longer procreate. Clearly both are not smart enough to raise children. I think I might be calling child protective services in Tennessee tomorrow.

Singer Chris Brown Was Released From LA County Jail Today


Awww, damn, I am not happy about this. Singer and full time bad boy Chris Brown has been released from LA County Jail at 12.01am today. He was released early because he was finally behaving himself. I don't see it lasting, but who knows maybe this asshole has learned his lesson. The Judge had given him a year for violating his probation for beating ex-girlfriend Rhianna on Grammy night a few years ago. Brown jumped on Twitter immediately, tweeting "Thank you God" and "Back to the music and the fans". I am not a fan and I will never be a fan and he could put out 100 new cds and I will not listen or buy any tracks from them. I will not forgive him until he actually pays for the crime that he did.

Mystery Millionaire....Ethan and Shay.....Review

This is a quirky reality show where a millionair goes undercover and pretends to be an average joe schmoe, to see if he can meet someone who will love him for him and not his money. Sounds good, right? Well, it starts out on a good note. In this episode, there is Ethan who owns a software company and has houses in San Francisco and Marina Del Rey (I think). Anyway, he moves into a 1 bedroom apt with in walking distance to the beach, in Marina Del Rey, near where he owns a home overlooking the beach. So he meets this chick named Shay and she is a newspaper reporter and she owns a beautiful German Shepard dog. Anyway, Shay and Ethan meet on the beach and he tells her he is a surfing instructor. They go back to his rental which he walks right by because he has forgotten where he lives. So red flags are going off for Shay. But Ethan recovers and tells her he was so engrossed in their conversation and in awe of her beauty that momentarily forgot where he lived. LOL Well, she's not totally buying his act. He gives her the grand tour and in the bathroom she discovers a bottle of vanilla bubble bath so she thinks he might be just getting out of a relationship although he says no. So she then questions why a man would have vanilla bubble bath in his bathroom? Maybe he just like to take a bath once in a while and he likes vanilla? DUH! He could be metro sexual! HELLO! Anyway, they go on a couple of more dates one being a picnic on the beach with 2 of their friends. So Shay's 2 friends get Ethan alone and grill him, as does Ethan''s friends to Shay. Shay's friends thinks there is something slightly off with Ethan but Ethan's friends really like Shay. So on the last date, Ethan takes Shay on the Ferris wheel on the boardwalk. He has prearranged that they Ferris wheel operator will stop it with them at the top and that is when he will confess everything to Shay. So when it stops, he looks her in the eye and tells her that he hasn't been completely honest with her about a few things. And he tells her that he is not a surfing instructor and that he doesn't live in that 1 bedroom apt and points out a house on the hill overlooking the beach and ocean and tells her that that is one of his homes. So she is totally taken aback, but not completely shocked. She knew he wasn't a surfing instructor because he sucked at it. But she is pissed now. She has been lied to b4, as a matter of fact when she was married, her husband cheated on her with a married woman whose husband called Shay one day and told her of the affair. Well, she now wants nothing to do with Ethan. But she is gracious about his lies and leaves the door open about them seeing each other again in the future. But that is a complete lie. Once filming is done she leaves and never talks to Ethan again. Ethan is a hottie, but clearly he has some self esteem issues. And I think he is an undercover homo. (Takes one to know one, right? LOL Except I am not undercover. hahahaha) Anyway, Ethan is genuinely hurt that Shay wants nothing to do with him after the filming and says so in his follow up interview. Shay says that she just doesn't want to deal liars in any shape or form at all. She has a point, but in this case, she should make an exception. Ethan is a really nice guy, he is not arrogant nor stuck up at all. He's kind of a lonely guy just looking for love and companionship. Hey Ethan, I am available if need someone to hang out with or give you the MOST amazing blow jobs you will EVER!!!! have!!!!! hahahaha And I don't want your money either.Shay is a complete bitch and very ignorant! Ethan is just tired of opportunists and gold digging ass bitches. She should have been happy that someone like him picked someone like her. Miss Plain Jane homely ass bitch. LOL Hey Ethan, call me baby, 9 1 6 C O C K S U C K E R! hahahaha
Also, if there are any more cute millionaires out there who want to dress up like an average Joe and get me to fall in love with you and then you will reveal who and what you are. I am available! And I promise you, I wont get mad and tell you to kick rocks. That's the kind of lie, that is forgive able. Or if there any cute blue collar types out there looking for a good man. Here I am baby! hahahahahaha

Actress Who Portayed Housekeeper on 70s Sitcom The Brady Bunch...Dead at 88yrs

Awww, this is so sad,  actress Ann B Davis who portrayed the live in housekeeper on the 70s sitcom The Brady Bunch, fell in her San Antonio bathroom and never regained consciousness; she was 88 yrs old. The Brady Bunch was quirky and funny sitcom about a single dad with 3 boys who meets and marries a single mom with 3 daughters  forming a nice blended family and Ann was the lively hippie-ish housekeeper. I was a big fan of this show and even though it only ran for 5 seasons, it lives on in syndication; even to this day. It was good old wholesome fun. No cursing, no sex, just the normal growing pains of an American middle class family. Sigh. Rest in peace Ann.

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Catfish TV Show: Lucille and Kidd Cole Episode

This story is so unbelievable that when you hear it, you will say No Way! This cannot be real!!! No one could be this stupid!!! Okay so here we go, some random chick named Lucille, contacts this guy named Kidd Cole who claims to be working with Kanye West for Kanye's label Good Music on like just looking to make a friend. So, Lucille and Kidd Cole correspond for like over 1year on line, tweeting back and forth and emailing, etc. Then she gives him her phone number. So a little time goes by and some random guy with a British Accent calls Lucille and tells her that he is Kidd Cole's manager and Kidd Cole wants to invite her to his birthday party to be his special guest. Also, Miguel tells Lucille that he needs her help setting up some personal appearances at local schools there in Philly, where she is. So being the wannabe dumb ass that she was, she agrees.
 Lucille, calls a limo company and sets up the rides, Lucille also calls a Security Company and sets up personal Security guards as well. So Lucille was promised $1,000.00 and a job at the Good Music Label making about $70,000.00 a year , for setting up all of these personal appearances. When all is said and done the limo company is owed like $8,000.00 + and the Security company is owed almost $14,000.00 and Lucille is on the hook for all of these monies because she is the one who set all of this up evemthough Kidd Cole actually took the rides.
Well, the hosts of Catfish, look into who Kidd Cole, and they find a new facebook page that purports Kidd Cole to be a fraud and a scammer. Kidd Cole has once again defrauded another Limo driver, named Loretta, this time in Wash DC and she is the author of the facebook page. Loretta was dumb enough to rent a Mercedes Benz to drive Kidd Cole around because he didn't want to be driven around in the suburban that Loretta already had. She was paying $85.00/hr for the Benz. Gurl, why would you contract out for another car without getting a valid credit card from the customer? That is just BAD business. I've rented a lot of limos and yes they will accept cash but you have to pay them at the end of the night, once the service has been rendered. Loretta drove him on multiple days and never once got paid at the end of the ride. Anyway, Nev and Max (the hosts of Catfish), use the Internet to trace the phone number that Miguel gave Lucille ; turns out it really belongs to Kidd Cole. So now Nev and Max think that Kidd Cole just pretended to be
"Miguel" to trick Lucille into hiring the limo and security for him. Nev and Max also go to Kidd Cole's music cloud page to listen to the tracks that he claims he has produced or written. Well Max uses this" music find app" on his phone and discovers that all of the songs that Kidd Cole attributes to himself actually belong to other artists. So to make a long story short. Nev calls Kidd Cole and asks to meet him in person and he tells him that he's gonna bring Lucille too. So stupid ass Kidd Cole agrees.
So they meet near some river in Wash DC and Nev, Max and Lucille are all walking on egg shells and don't just confront Kidd Cole with his lies and shortcomings. So, at one point Kidd Cole pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through it. So Nev says, Oh wow that's a really cool case, I've never seen one like that. I like it. And he reaches over and grabs the phone out of Kidd Cole's hands and tosses it into the water. LOL That was so cool. But the producers quickly intervene and tell Kidd Cole that they will get him another phone. Then they pull Nev aside and have a talk with him out of earshot. Max and Lucille keep talking to Kidd Cole. So Nev comes back and apologizes to him for tossing his phone, and reiterates that the show will buy him a new phone. Nev said he just overreacted because he got mad that KC would just ignore them like that. So, then KC tells them that he is gonna be back in the studio tomorrow and that if they wanna come watch him do what he does they are welcomed to, just "shut you up".  Talking directly to Nev. Nev was finally getting a little heated just after he tossed KC's phone into the river. Anyway, so they go to the address where the "studio" is the next day. Turns out it is in a very nice and large house. When they arrive there is a sign on the door, telling them to just come in and to go down stairs that's where the studio is. So they go in, and its a REALLY nice house, decorated well and filled with lots of lovely items. So they get downstairs and they meet KC and some new guy named Bandi. So these 2 bozos are fronting and talking all of this smack about how KC is producing this track and Bandi is the engineer. And on the wall are about 30 cds of various well known artists and that Bandi claims to have worked as the engineer for them and they all haver recorded music at this studio. Bandi looks like he is maybe 18 yrs old. So Bandi plays the track that KC claims to be producing and unbeknownst to Bandi and KC, Max uses his music find app again and this track pops up belonging to some other artist; not KC. And there is someone else listed as the producer. So once again, KC is busted for lying. So Bandi offers for Nev to record a track, so Nev goes into the recording booth, and these 2 idiots cant even get the music to play into the headphones so that Nev can do his rap. Bandi gets a little frustrated and then excuses himself and goes upstairs and out onto the front porch. Max follows him and pins him down and asks what is really going on here, how long have you known KC, is KC legit or not, etc etc. And Bandi folds like a cheap suit. He tells Max that he has only known KC for like maybe a month, and as far as he knows KC is not who or what he says he is. OH! And when Nev , Max and Lucille were on their way to this recording studio, Nev got a call from one of their producers at MTV who contacted Good Music Label and Good Music told her that they never even heard of Kidd Cole b4. And he has NOTHING to do with their Label. Wow! Really? I saw that one coming! hahahaaha So, Max goes back downstairs and tells Nev and Lucille everything Bandi just told him about KC. So now Nev, Max, Lucille and Kid Cole go upstairs to the living room to talk.
After some proding, Kidd Cole sort of comes up with an excuse as to why he has been scamming people. He used to be in foster care and when he was 16, he told one of the social workers that he wanted to be a music producer and recording artist and she told him that he couldn't. So he got mad and this is how he is showing her that he is talented and can produce music. WTF! This Kidd Cole needs some serious professional help and he needs to do time for all of the crimes he has committed. He has defrauded Lucille and Loretta out of limo rides and security services. Loretta claims that he has another fraud case pending against him and she is gonna show up and have him arrested for the fraud charges she has pending against him. You can't book a limo take the ride and then not pay the limo company. That is theft of services and depending on the amount they can charge you with Grand Larceny if it is over $250.00. So I just checked the Kidd Cole/King Cole Fraud facebook page. And so far, Loretta and her followers are all still just talking shit about this guy. And making idle threats, like "the payback part 2 is coming":. But I don't understand why she didn't follow through and have him arrested when he went to court on the other fraud case? Loretta just talked about how Kidd Cole or King Cole, he has since changed him name like several times because of the bad press he was getting after Catfish. Anyway, KC's attorney requested a Psych evaluation for his client Kidd Cole because he thinks KC might be insane. Of course Kidd Cole is crazy/insane and delusional, but that doesn't give him the right to defraud all of these people!!! He is a nobody trying to be a somebody and lying and scamming people all over the eastern seaboard. The other fraud case that Loretta keeps talking about is where Kidd Cole contacted a Virginia University and made arrangements for Big Sean to perform there. On the day of the performance, Kidd Cole showed up alone in a limo and told everyone that Big Sean couldn't make it and then he left. He was arrested and charged with identity theft and fraud. Kidd Cole never paid that limo driver either. (Shakes head. Wow!) So far, Kidd Cole or whatever name he is going by nowadays is still free and walking around scamming people. According to Catfish he is headed to Los Angeles this summer, so every one in La La Land better watch out! This nut job is heading their way probably on someone else's dime too. LOL

Update: On Fresno Man Who Picked up Dropped Bag Containing $125,000.00 From Brinks's Vehicle

Okay I saw this story on my local news, CBS13 here in Sacramento tonite. Remember the Fresno man, Joe Cornell who picked up the orange bag that a Brinks's truck dropped while he was watering the plants outside of the Salvation Army Rehab Center and then turned it in? Well, Brinks finally stepped up and gave Joe a reward. They gave him a $5,000,00 gift card. Which is something, but I think they owe him at least another $7,500.00; that would be 10% of the cash that he found. Also, people have been sending Joe money as well. No word on how much so far, but I'm sure ti's going to be a nice tidy sum as well. turns out also, that Joe is homeless and a meth addict. I sure hope he doesn't waste that money on meth. He needs to rent himself an apt for him and his wife and maybe buy a nice hoopty. And maybe someone will give him a job. Also, I sure hope some dentist fixes his messed up grill. Joe is missing a lot of teeth on his lower jaw but he has a few more teeth in his upper jaw. Poor guy, clearly Joe has lived a rough life. Well, good luck Joe. I hope more people help out an honest man down on his luck.

Hawaii Father Gets 1yr Probation and $200 Fine for Making Son Walk One Mile Home From School

Ok this dad had the right idea but his execution was severely flawed! An unnamed Hawaii dad was given 1 yr's probation and fined $200.00 for making his son walk 1 mile home from school. When the dad, let's call him "Jimmy", picked up his son, let's call him "Jr", from school "Jimmy" was told his son had been acting out and breaking school rules. So "Jimmy" and "Jr" get into the car and as they are driving home, "Jimmy" talks to "Jr" about his misbehavior at school. Well, "Jr" refuses to elaborate or apologize for acting up, so "Jimmy" pulls the car over and tells "Jr" to walk the rest of the way and to think about what he did at school. What "Jimmy" didn't do was follow behind him and make sure he got home okay. So Judge Watanabe said that "Jimmy's" punishment was "old fashioned" and endangered "Jr's" welfare as he could have been hit by a car or picked up by some pedophile. Thank You Judge Watanabe!!! This is not the 1800's it is not safe to leave doors and windows unlocked or for women or children to walk roads and highways. There are just too may predators out there just looking for a prime opportunity that would be. So good looking out Judge Watanabe!.Parents, some oldies are goodies, but you ALWAYS have to adjust the oldie to the present day. Okay? Thanks.