People Magazine Has GONE BUGSHIT CRAY CRAY!!!

Okay you need to sit down to read this one. Gweneth Paltrow is the most beautifulest woman in the world; according to People Magazine. WTF! That ugly ass horseheaded cow is NOT the most beautifulest woman in the world, not even in America. She's not even the prettiest. This chick who appeared on the Wendy show claims this choice was not without controversy. Really? You think? But they based it in part on her appearance in the upcoming Iron Man 3 movie. What? I didn't know looks were based on what movie you are in this month. (ROLLS EYES) There are so many more actresses that are much better looking than that no singing ugly horseheaded cow. I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I bet noone is looking at that bitch and saying "wow, she's so gorgeous!" She is a skinny flat chested, big nosed, flat assed, big nosed, horse headed, no singing, skinny, flat chested no ass at all biatch!