Oh wow! There was all kinds of drama on the final installment of the Reunion for Real Housewives of Atlanta. We had a nice segment with the husbands and fiances of the ladies. The only one missing was Kordell Stewart, he supposedly had a business dinner with head of the radio station. Yeah, I'm so sure. hahahaha He didn't want to come on the Reunion because I think he is afraid of someone outing him or at least questioning his sexuality. His wife Porsha is young and dumb and that bitch CANNOT sing! She warbled some of Amazing Grace after claiming to be able to blow like a "comglobuation" or some other silly made up word. I think she meant to say combination of Mary J Blige and Beyonce. But that was completely far reaching. Her voice lacks the tone and power that both Mary J and Beyonce have. Porsha needs the help of a hand basket to carry a tune properly. She was pitchy and her performance lacked conviction and passion. So sit down fool. You don't sing as well as Mary J nor Beyonce nor even Solange.
There was some major accusations being thrown about between Apollo and Kendra. She claims he has been texting her and she pulls out her phone to prove it. He claims she was pushing up on him, and offering to get all kind of freaky with him like his wife wont do. Apollo even claims that he had to change hotels in LA because Kendra wouldn't stop trying to get some. Oh! And b4 the men came out on stage, Kendra told Phaedra that she was having sex with a convicted felon and wasn't even smart enough to use a condom and got pregnant and then didn't even know when her baby was due. hahahaha Don't come for Kenya unless she sends for you boo. hahahaha I'll give it to Kenya she can read a bitch!!! Now I didn't understand all that twirling and cray cray singing of her single I'm 40 and I'm Fabulous. Not when you can read a bitch. If the bitch says something you don't like, just read her again! Don't go all cray cray on us and sing. hahahahaha Talk about that pile of fake hair piled high on top of the bitches head or how fat she is and if she has been pregnant all of this time like when she was in Anguilla, or the convicted felon for a husband. If the read is good, its okay to repeat it. hahahahaha Matter of fact, if the read is really good, YOU BETTER REPEAT IT! I would have asked Apollo how many times did he cheat on Phaedra when he was in PRISON? Or the first time you got fucked in the ass did you drop the soap in the shower or did a couple of the bigger guys just bend you over your bunk and pack your peanut butter? I think I would also tell Apollo don't come for me unless you get a ladder first because I'll crush you like a cockroach!
There were some major revelations made on this show also. First of all, Kenya and Walter NEVER had sex. WTF? I thought ya'll was in a relationship? And that ya'll had dated for years? So in all that time, however long that was, he never hit it? That tells me that he wasn't really that in to her. Look, if a man aint trying to get any within 30 days, of any relationship, then he's not that into you gurl. Move on. Most men are trying to hit it on day one. hahahahaha Its one thing if he's really into you and you got him waiting, but I bet he's still gonna TRY to hit it. hahahahaha I think Kenya contradicted herself also. first she says you have to work hard to get her "cookies", but then in Anguilla she was throwing herself at Walter when he was in the shower. So had he "worked" hard enough to get some by then? Apparently so. hahahahaha Also, another revelation is that Walter wears a toupe. WOW! I couldn't tell. But looking back if you look really close, his hair line does look a little fake. hahahahaha It's too perfect.
Finally, I just want to say thanks for a banging reunion show! It was HELL OF GOOD!!! Lots of drama and "reading" and verbal cat fighting. YEAH!!!
Well I am looking forward to next season. This season was really good, but I think the next one will be even better. hahahaha
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