The Wedding of a Century Took Place this Past Weekend In Russia, Reportedly Costs $1 Billion Dollars!!!!

20 yr old bride Khadija Uzhakhova.

Okay, I am not buying what they are selling. The son of a Russian Billion who only has a net worth of $6.2 billion allegedly spent $1 billion dollars for his 28 yr old son's wedding. Why would you spend 1/6th of your net worth for one event? If he did, then Mikhael Gutseriev, needs to be locked in a padded cell some where. The son, Said Gutseriev, 28, and his bride, Khadija Uzhakhova, 20, wed on Saturday at Safisa Restaurant in Moscow. Stunning photos and videos show the wedding band (aka Jennifer Lopez, Enrique Iglesias and Sting), the flower-filled hall and the bride's opulent beaded gown -- which, altogether, is speculated to cost over a billion dollars.

Here's what the wedding's reported 600 guests saw:

An entrance that looks straight 

out of a fairy tale

...complete with an entourage of 

Bentley's

Khadija Uzhakhova gracing 

guests with her presence in all

 her shimmering glory

Jeweled treasures galore...

A grand foyer complete with a 

flower-filled arch and fountain

A giant cake more than twice the

 bride's size

Live performances from J-Lo

... Enrique Iglesias

... And Sting

Hmmm, so maybe this wedding cost around 100 million but definitely NOT 1 Billion!!! The bride's gown is really nice and I am sure it was at least $50,000.00. There is just way too much bead work for it to cost less than that.hahaha I wonder how many reception gowns she had? If any. What do you think?

Comedian and Actor Katt Williams Arrested...AGAIN!!! 4 th or 5 th Time this Month!!!

Wow, comedian Katt Williams is just not having a good month this month. Katt turned himself in to police in Gainesville Georgia due to charges being filed against him in relation to another fight, this time with a 17 yr old boy named Luke Wash. The 17 yr old is also being charged and as an adult. The charges are disorderly conduct and probably mutual combatant for a fight they had at an apt complex in Gainesville , which is just northeast of Atlanta. Katt has a home there in Gainesville. Earlier this month Katt was arrested for punching a pool store employee, he was arrested for attacking his bodyguard when the bodyguard refused to do something illegal that Katt wanted him to do and he was arrested for attacking a man in Philly at a concert he was at and got his ass kicked to for that assault. Am I leaving anything else out this month? Hmmm....hahahaha I have asked this before, but when Katt gets arrested does he go to his room that is waiting for him at the county jail with his orange jump suits hanging on the end of the bed or does he get assigned to a new bed each time? 'Cause if I were the jailer, I would just keep a bed on standby for Katt. Ooooh, I know, does the jail charge him rent since he spends so much time there? LOL Katt, you are 44 yrs old, aren't you tired of going to jail due to fighting all of the time? I bet one day you're gonna pop off at the wrong guy and he's gonna kill you or put you in the hospital. Your mouth is way too slick for  your height. You fucking mini munchkin!!!

Actress Patty Duke, Dead at 69 Yrs!!! 11th Celebrity to Die This Month Alone.

Sean Astin (son) and Patty Duke share a tender moment.

Legendary actress Patty Duke passed away today from sepsis due to a ruptured intestine, she was just 69 yrs old. Patty Duke won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress at the tender age of 16 yrs for her role as Helen Keller in the Miracle Worker in 1962. Patty is survived by her 3 children and 3 grandchildren. One of which is Sean Astin who wrote a tender message on his facebook page, "I love you mom". Rest in peace Patty.

Sean was Patty's biological child and she was briefly married to his biological father, Michael Tell for just 14 days until the marriage was annulled for non-consummation. Patty then married actor John Astin (the father on the Addam's Family in the 1970s). And then John adopted her son, Sean.And they had a daughter together, Mackenzie.  That marriage lasted for 13 yrs. 3 years (in 1986) after divorcing John Astin, Patty married her 4th and final husband, drill Sgt Michael Pearce whom she met on the set of A Time to Triumph for which he was a consultant. They adopted a son together. Kevin Pearce. That marriage lasted until her death.

Congratulations To Rapper TI and His Wife Tiny, On the Birth of 3rd Child Together!!!

Congratulations go out to rapper TI and his wife Tiny on the birth of their 3 rd child together. This make child #7 in total to their blended family. No word on the sex nor name of the new baby. TI was actually mad at social media for putting them on blast about the birth. He released the following statement; “What really pisses me off is that I’m in South Carolina & my wife just had our baby in Georgia which is really not something anybody could help & the fact that everybody gets to announce that ‘T.I. & Tiny welcomed their baby into the world’ EXCEPT T.I. & Tiny. Couldn’t even wait until we properly announced it but #Lucky7 is here!” the rapper wrote in the post on Saturday. Aww, just be happy that your child and wife are happy and healthy. Good luck to the happy family!

Actor and Comedian Gary Shandling, Dead at 66 Yrs!!!

Wow! Another celebrity death this week!!! And this one is mysterious!!! LA Fire was dispatched to the home of Gary Shandling, the actor and comedian was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was JUST 66 yrs old. The cause of death was not released. Maybe they don't know. Officer Im of LAPD said that they would be doing a death investigation. You THINK! So I guess we're gonna have to wait for the autopsy to find out what did him in?? Gary never married, and although he had a live in fiance for 7 yrs back in the late 1980s early 1990s that relationship ended in 1996. He then fired his ex fiance from the Gary Shandling Show and she sued him for wrong termination and sexual harassment. The case was settled in 1997 for $1 million dollars. Hmm. Gary never took up with anyone else. Rest in peace Gary.

This Couple LOVES the Avengers So Much, They Had Their Wedding Cake Display An Amazing Surprise ...on the Backside!!!!!

I am all for a couple making their wedding day ALL ABOUT THEM!!! And this couple did just that!!! They ordered a very special 5 tiered wedding cake. Then front was very beautiful and had simple elegance. Your typical ivory and fondant with flowers. Kind of boring, actually. But turn that bad boy around and BAM! There is the individualism and in your face special!!! On the back side of the cake, each of the 5 layers of chocolate and vanilla cake were customized to the Avengers. Each layer of the chocolate and vanilla fudge cake featured a Marvel hero: Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Batman and Iron Man are all represented.

The cake, which was over a metre tall, weighs in at five stone and was made by Corinne Winwood and took over a week to construct. ( A stone weighs 14 lbs so the cake weighed in at 70 lbs all together. )




This cake is a prime example of how you take boring and mundane and turn it into fabulous and special!!!!

Although the wedding was Alice In Wonderland themed, bride Vicky gave Marvel-obsessed groom Daniel dominion over the cake. 

She told the Gazette: “He suggested that we have a ‘half and half’ cake – something we both like, a bit of both.”

“Both of us are very OTT – we wanted something massive, not a piddly little thing.”

The two newlyweds originally met at primary school and began dating fourteen years ago; they married in North Yorkshire earlier this month.  

Congratulations to the happy couple.

Kim Fields Announces That She Will Not Return to the Cast of RHOA for Season 9

Actress/singer/director Kim Fields announced on the Tavis Smiley Radio Show that she will not be returning next season on the Real Housewives of Atlanta. YEAH!!! Sorry, Kim. But you are too stuck up and boogie for this group of hood rats. We watch reality shows for DRAMA!!! We don't want to see refined ladies having lunch. We wanna see table flipping, head bobbing, finger pointing, name calling hood rats going at it!!! Yes! YES!!! hahahaha So please do me a favor and keep your word and do not return. I used to think Cynthia was boring but you girl take the cake. A beat-less lunch? Don't no body wanna see you ugly bitches without make up on!!! Trust and Believe, you all NEED MAKEUP!!! Some of ya'll have bad skin, like Kenya and NEED some cover up and foundation just to make you look half way descent. So go home to your gay hubby and those 2 screaming brats and give us some peace from you!!! Thank you!!!!

Actor Ken Howard, Dead at 71 Yrs!!!

Wow, there sure are a lot of celebrity deaths this week. Actor Ken Howard, from the White Shadow and Dynasty, passed away today, he was just 71 yrs old. No cause of death was released, I hate secrets. Maybe Wikipedia has the info? Nope. Hmmm. Howard was a really good character actor and he appeared in many TV shows and movies. But my 2 favorite roles for him was the coach in The White Shadow from the 1970s and as Dominique's lying boyfriend and baby daddy, Garret Boydston on Dynasty and the Colbys. Ken is survived by his 3rd wife Linda (24yrs of marriage) and no children. Rest in peace Ken.

Legendary MLB Broadcaster and Player Joe Garagiola, Dead at 90 Yrs!

Legends Yogi Berra and Joe Garagiola.

Legendary Major League Baseball broadcaster and player Joe Garagiola passed away, he was 90 yrs old. The cause of death was not released, if known. Joe started playing baseball way back in 1940s and even won the World Series in 1946 playing for the St Louis Cardinals. After playing for many years, Joe retired and became an announcer. That job lasted some 58 years and Joe won many awards for his announcing skills including being the winner of the Baseball Hall of Fame's Ford C. Frick Award in 1991 and Buck O'Neill Lifetime Achievement Award in 2014. Joe is survived by his wife of many years, and 3 grown children and their families. Rest in peace Joe.

Former Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, Dead at 46 Yrs!!!

Wow, I knew this was coming. I'm just surprised that he lasted this long and died from what he died from. Former embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford passed away today from complications of  pleomorphic liposarcoma, a form of cancer that occurs in the fatty portions of the body. He was just 46 yrs old. If you recall, Rob admitted to buying and smoking crack cocaine and he admitted to drinking alcohol and driving. 
The man who replaced Ford as mayor, John Tory, offered his condolences, calling Ford "a man who spoke his mind and who ran for office because of the deeply felt convictions that he had." Rest in peace Rob.

Review: The Passion Live on Fox!!!....WTF Was That??????? 1 Star Out of 5 Possible Stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot Apostle Paul and Hot Jesus hooking up on a street corner. Where's that corner at? I need me a hottie too!! (Portrayed by actors Prince Royce and Jencarlos Canela.)

Normally, I love anything Tyler Perry especially if Madea is in it. But this, this....THIS HOT ASS MESS was so confusing? Someonc called up central casting and got 2 super HOT guys to portray Jesus Christ and Apostle Paul or maybe they went trolling where ever they have hot Gay porn stars I'm not sure which spot is correct because either would work for this production. hahahaha Now, where they wrong right off the bat was the Apostles. Peter was the only HOT one, Judas was ok, in real life he is Chris Daughtry of Daughtry Rock band. And the rest, who we never got to hear speak were a group of hobos they found living under some bridge somewhere. Every one of them a TROLL!!!!!! Now correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't the real Apostles Jesus's contemporaries? He was maybe a little young but he was not a baby to a bunch of old drunk farts. hahahaha Sigh. Sigh.

Hot Jesus riding public transportation. Can't he afford an Uber? LOL

Before, I get into the performances, let just comment on the stage they built to host the Live portion of their show on. To me it, looks like a little dick that just shot a giant load of cum from some fat dude and so he has cum hanging off his cock and there is a big drop of it on his leg to the right of him. Ewwww, I know, but that's what it looks like to me. And he manscapes and so the 4 turrets that are supposed to be the temple wall are the 4 pubic hairs he missed when he was shaving his crotch. And all of the backup singers are the crabs and fleas that he needs to get treated for. ROFL!!!

The Live Stage for the performance of the Passion Live in New Orleans.

Okay, let's go back to the very beginning of the show. The show opened with Tyler Perry introducing himself and then the gorgeous and talented Yolanda Adams who sang a nice song. But she was wearing this glittery fake kimono type gown with hooker heels and the sleeves were sewn down to the sides of the dress like wings. So when she lifted her arms, she looked like one of those flying squirrels taking flight between tress looking for nuts. LOL So the opening I'm gonna give it 5 out of 5 stars and I set back in my chair and was excited. While I snacked on fried chicken leg and some Hot Tamales candy. hahahaha Salty sweet yum yum!!!

Yolanda Adams singing When the Saints Go Marching In.

Next Tyler introduced us to Mary, the mother of Jesus, portrayed by Trisha Yearwood wearing beautiful boat necked evening gown that had some lining issues with the cutouts and diamond and pearl earrings worth at least $50,000.00 big ones. hahahaha Now again, correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Jesus's family a bunch of day laborers and carpenters who neither had a pot to piss in nor pan to cook up some refried beans in?!?!?! So how come Mary looked like she was attending a red carpet movie premier somewhere. She was stiff as a board during her performances. So maybe that was how she was portraying the broke mother of a carpenter? Hmmm...???????????

Trisha Yearwood portraying Mary the mother of Jesus...on the red carpet to no where. hahaha

Now most of this show was NOT live, it was filled with a bunch of packets of Jesus and his trolls, oops, I mean his Apostles, all over the city doing nothing but taking up space and funking up the night air with their Colt45 breath and unwashed bodies. LOL Oh, now do you remember where Jesus taught a group to fish and then he gave them bread. Well that didn't happen in this production. Jesus went to the local food truck where Chef Karla Hall, rooty tut herself gave him some fish and day old bread rolls that he passed out to the trolls, oops, I mean the Apostles. Sorry but I call it as I see it. SILYMI (Say It Like You Mean It). Did Karla get fired from the Chew? And what happened to her gourmet cookie line? Oh how the mighty have fallen?? !!!

Seal as Pontius Pilate or some crazed business exec with delusions of grandeur! Your guess is as good as mine.

Seal portrayed Pontius Pilate, the Roman Commander who ordered that Jesus be put to death at the behest of the masses. I was taught that it was Pilate who deemed it and not the maddening crowd around. But, I guess when you re-imagine something, you can just change it however you want to? He sounded good, but for the life of me, I don't remember what song he sang. Next!!!!

Hot Jesus singing the finale or just some crazed escapee from a mental home about to jump!!! U decide.

Now the ending to me is where they completely blow it. Judas has a mental breakdown over in that Steel Mill where Janet Jackson filmed the Pleasure Principle video and he sings to the rats and birds because NO ONE ELSE IS THERE!!! Or maybe WE (the audience) couldn't see them. Then Judas goes to the park with a SWAT Team, where Jesus and the trolls are hanging out around a camp fire roasting marsh mellows and stale bread. Jesus is arrested and taken to the dick stage. Where Pilate condemns him to death because the crowd told him to. (fucking bitches). then the Glowing Giant Cross that was being carried all over town finally arrives at the dick stage. We never see Jesus strapped up to it. Jesus is killed off stage, and then he ascends to the roof of some high rise off to the left of the dick stage and now he's out of the orange jumpsuit and wearing all white looking one of those spa employees at the day spa for women only. And he scream-sings another forgettable song. And that was it. A big fucking waste of my time and delicious snack!!! hahahaha

Former Pro Wrestler "Hulk Hogan: Wins Lawsuit Against Gawker Media, Awarded $115 Million!!!!

"Hulk Hogan" real name Terry Bollea on the stand during the trial.

Former professional wrestler "Hulk Hogan", real name Terry Bollea, won his lawsuit against Gawker Media for invading his privacy when they posted a sex tape that showed Hugan having sex with his then best friend's wife, Heather Clem (wife of "DJ Bubba the Love Sponge" Clem). The sex took place in the master bedroom at the Clem's house. Hulk is heard several times asking if Bubba was filming it? That's why he never should have done it. If he was going to have sex with that tramp, he should have taken her to a hotel that he paid for.

The jurors reached the decision Friday evening, less than six hours after they began deliberations. The trial lasted two weeks, and Hogan wept as the verdict was read.

The jury isn’t finished; they will return to court Monday to award punitive damages. Just moments after the verdict, Gawker founder Nick Denton said he will appeal, based on evidence that wasn’t introduced in court.

“Given the key evidence and the most important witness in this case were withheld from the jury, we all knew the appeals court would need to resolve this case,” Denton said.

Hogan’s team issued a statement as well: “We’re exceptionally happy with the verdict. We think it represents a statement as to the public’s disgust with the invasion of privacy disguised as journalism. The verdict says no more.”

Hogan, whose given name is Terry Bollea, sued Gawker for $100 million for posting a video of him having sex with his former best friend’s wife. Hogan contended the 2012 post violated his privacy.

First Amendment experts, media lawyers and privacy advocates watched the case closely.

“It’s a huge damage award, and just the idea that a celebrity has a right to privacy that outweighs freedom of the press and the public’s right to know, that’s a huge shift in American free press law,” said Samantha Barbas, a law professor at the University of Buffalo and the author of “The Laws of Image,” which focuses on the history of libel and privacy. “It could potentially be a turning point in law.”

The verdict and the unsealing of hundreds of pages of documents late in the day capped a three week judicial circus in the sleepy St. Petersburg courtroom. Jurors, media and thousands who followed the case on Twitter and livestream video were treated to days of details about Hogan’s sex life, body part size, and images of him in thong underwear. There was wrestling history, videos of Hogan yukking it up with Howard Stern and, most notably, how Gawker — a 12-year-old news and gossip website in New York City— does journalism differently from legacy media.

The unsealed documents will undoubtedly be key in Gawker’s appeals process. The evidence was unsealed because a group of media companies, including The Associated Press, sued for access and won. The civil court judge in the case had ruled that the documents be sealed, but an appellate court sided with the media companies, saying they were of legitimate public interest.

Actor Larry Drake, from 1980s LA Law, Dead at 66 Yrs!!!

Actor Larry Drake who portrayed developmentally handicapped Benny in the 1980s drama LA Law passed away today according to his Agent Michael Eisenstadt, he was just 66 yrs old. Michael did not disclose the cause of death.

"Larry was such a nice man and a great and versatile actor," Eisenstadt said.

Drake was perhaps best known for playing Benny Stulwicz, a developmentally delayed law firm employee on "L.A. Law" from 1987 to 1994. He won two Emmys for the role, in 1988 and 1989.

Stulwicz allowed Drake to tap into "the simpler part of yourself and the child part in you," he told the Washington Post in 1988. "I think this is the reason this is getting to be such a big deal and people warm up to Benny so much. It is the childlike qualities...no, the unedited part of ourselves is a better way to say it. The unstructured part of ourselves."

Born in Tulsa, Drake, who was 6'3", discovered a love of acting as a teenager after a groin injury forced him to quit football. During his decades-long acting career, he appeared on TV shows including "7th Heaven" and "Six Feet Under," and the films "Darkman," "Bean," and "American Pie 2." He also acted in theater productions, including playing Lennie in a San Diego production of "Of Mice and Men."

Despite his success, however, Drake told the L.A. Times in 1988 that he wasn't interested in living ostentatiously.

"I don't want my life to be about a house and a car," he said. Good for him. 

Rest in peace Larry.

Actor Joe Santos, Lt Becker from 1970s Rockford Files, Dead at 84 Yrs!

Actors James Garner and Joe Santos in a scene from the Rockford Files.

Character actor Joe Santos, who became famous portraying Lt Becker on the Rockford Files starring James Garner, has passed away from unknown causes; he was 84 yrs old. God love him, he lived a nice long time. Santos, worked in movies as well, one of my favorite roles for him was as another police Lt in The Last Boy Scout with Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans. He was basically portraying Lt. Becker again but really amped up!!! Lots of screaming and posturing. hahahaha Rest in peace Joe.

Bumble Bee Tuna is Voluntarily Recalling Nearly 32,000 Cases of Tuna!!!

Bumble Bee Tuna is voluntarily recalling 31, 579 cases of it's chunky light tuna in water, due to possible contamination. Actually, the tuna wasn't properly sterilized at a plant in San Diego that is neither owned nor operated by Bumble Bee. Wow, well that's not good. According to the Yahoo article, that plant deviated from the sterilization process when they were canning a batch of Tuna. So there could be pathogens growing in the Tuna that can cause serious, even life threatening illnesses to humans if consumed. However, so far, no one has come forward claiming to be ill from eating any Tuna. Yet!!!

It really bothers me that Bumble Bee didn't say where the Tuna was shipped but I am assuming that if it canned here in California, then it was probably shipped all over California so I am going to check my cans. I hope I don't have any of the contaminated cans on hand. But I probably do, I love Bumble Bee Tuna and I keep a few cans in my pantry at all times. (A Tuna sandwich with lots of mayo and cheddar cheese with fat slices of tomato and a pickle spear or 2 is one of my favorite lunches or midnight snacks. LOL)

Check your cans of Tuna and toss out of the ones that match up and call (888) 820-1947.for reimbursement.  Here  are the UPC codes and best buy dates to look out for:

1. 5 oz. Bumble Bee Chunk Light Tuna in Water: UPC 8660000020

Best By Dates: 02/10/2019, 02/16/2019, 02/17/2019, 02/18/2019, 02/22/2019, 02/23/2019, 02/25/2019

2. 5 oz. Bumble Bee Chunk Light Tuna in Oil: UPC 8660000021

Best By Dates: 02/23/2019

3. 4 Pack of 5 oz. Bumble Bee Chunk Light Tuna in Water: UPC 8660000736

Best By Dates: 02/9/2019, 02/10/2019, 02/22/2019, 02/29/2019

Former Pitchman for Subway, Jared Fogle Attacked and Beaten in Prison!!! YEAH!!!

The former pitchman for Subway, Jared Fogle who was convicted on multiple charges of child molestation was attacked and beaten at the Colorado's Englewood Prison where he is currently being housed. I say, GOOD JOB!!! I hate child molesters and who cares if they get beaten or killed while in prison. I personally think that death should be the one and only sentence given to child molesters. Allowing them to languish for years and years in prison is not an appropriate sentence for their crimes.Jared is serving a 16 yr sentence for his crimes. Jarend was convicted of paying underage girls to have sex with him. He had 16 victims so I guess the Judge thought he should do a year for each victim. I think he should have gotten 10yrs per victim at a minimum!!! Sigh, our prison system is too lenient on certain crimes. (I know it's not the proper thing to revel at someone else's misfortune, but I know that our society is too hung up on being politically correct!!! I always find it refreshing when someone states an opinion and doesn't succumb to p/c bullshit rhetoric!!! Dont you? hahahaha Say it like you mean it!!! *SILYMI*)

Fogle sustained a bloody nose, facial bruising, and neck abrasions in the Jan. 29 assault in the prison's recreation yard, according to an incident report by the Federal Bureau of Prisons. The brother of Fogle's alleged assailant tells PEOPLE that 60-year-old inmate Steven Nigg simply "can't be around child molesters" without getting violent. 

Levine says he thinks the next 15-plus years will be difficult for Fogle, even if he is transferred to a different prison. "That stigma of what he did will follow him wherever he goes," says Levine, who was convicted in 1999 on conspiracy, fraud, racketeering, and weapons charges. "He's four months into a 16-year sentence and he's already been assaulted several times. I would say this guy has some serious problems." 

According to Levine, prisons have a hierarchy, with varying degrees of respect shown for a wide-ranging array of offenses. Sexual assaults against children, he says, are considered the most deplorable crimes. 

"There's a pecking order in prison, and at the top, you've got the guys who've killed people – gang members, organized crime affiliates," Levine starts. "People like Jared are at bottom, with the rats and the snitches. No prisoner wants to associate with a child molester. Jared is going to have a hard time as he works his way through the system. No one wants to befriend or associate with someone like that." 

Levine says that prisoners often refer to child molesters as "chomos." These offenders are even despised by prison staffers, Levine says. 

"With chomos, they'll never tell other inmates what they're in for," Levine explains. They'll say they're in for drugs or fraud, but you can see it in their eyes." 

Levine says that his clients at Englewood Prison tell him Fogle's arrival was preceded by a mandate from the warden: "The word from the administration was, 'Hand's off Jared,'" he says. 

But the prisoners have not obeyed, Levine says. "When he got there, I was told prisoners started chanting, ˜F--- Jared" and Englewood is a chomo yard: 75 percent of the inmates there are child molesters," says Levine. "Jared is there with a lot of his own kind, and is considered king of the chomos. The other chomos respect him, like he's their God or something." Birds of a feather stick together. 

Levine claims Fogle has been "packing on the pounds" since becoming a resident of Englewood Prison. He plays tennis there, but "the regular inmates won't play with him, so all the chomos have started their own tennis league." 

While Fogle continues appealing his nearly 16-year sentence, Levine thinks the former sandwich pitchman is fighting a losing battle. 

"That sentence was a result of a plea agreement he made," Levine says. "His appeal is worthless, because he won't be able to prove the court made any errors in this case. Just because you don't like your sentence doesn't mean you should appeal it." 

Fogle's attacker is in prison on weapons charges, and will be a free man in 2024 – five years before Fogle's release. So Steven Nigg can beat Fogle's ass for the next 8 yrs!!! I dont see a problem with that, do you? LOL

How Effing Lazy Are Americans? Nike Unveils Self Lacing Sneakers!!! Wow! Really?!!!

Shoot me in the head right now!!! Because this is just so crazy!!! Nike unveils a self lacing sneaker!!! When the wearer puts his foot into the shoe, the heel activates a sensor that sends a signal to 2 buttons on the side of the shoe that when pressed tightens or loosens the laces. No more laces hanging down and getting caught or pulled apart, there are not visible ends to the laces. The shoes will be available this holiday season and only to Nike loyalty uses who have the Nike + app and they will be available in 3 colors. Neither the price nor the 3 colors were revealed. Yeah, I bet these shoes are not going to be cheap, I'm guessing $300.00 or more per pair. And the colors will probably black, white and blue. (Just guessing but those are the 3 most popular colors for shoes. Just call me Capt Obvious!! hahaha) I think the shoe is really ugly and boring. The cutest thing about it is the little blue light on the side. I wonder what size battery these shoes takes? And does it come with replacement batteries? LOL

Frank Sinatra Jr, Dead at 72 Yrs!

Frank Sinatra Jr, the only son of legendary singer/actor Frank Sinatra Sr, died suddenly of cardiac arrest last night while on tour in Daytona Beach Florida; he was just 72 yrs old. Frank Jr was kidnapped when he was 19 yrs old from Harrah's Tahoe, (room 417) and his father paid $240,000.00 USD in ransom for him. The kidnappers Barry Keenan, Johnny Irwin, and Joe Amsler were soon captured, prosecuted, convicted, and sentenced to long prison terms for kidnapping, of which they served only small portions (mastermind Keenan was later adjudged to have been legally insane at the time of the crime and, hence, not legally responsible for his actions). Famed attorney Gladys Root represented one of the three men. 

Frank Jr was also a singer, but his voice was not as deep or as rich as his fathers but he did okay. Frank Jr was only married one time (to Cynthia McMurry) , but it only lasted 2yrs and produced 1 child, a son, Michael Sinatra. So, he is survived  by his ex wife and his son (and other family members). Rest in peace Frank Jr.

Top Chef Host Padma Laksmi is an OG Golddigger!!!

Former model and actress and current host of Bravo's Top Chef, Padma Laksmi is an OG gold digger. She dated two rich men and had unprotected sex with both until she got pregnant and gave birth to a cash register....oops, I mean a daughter. I remember when Padma showed up on Top Chef one year and she was clearly pregnant but there was never any talk about who her baby daddy was. That's because this slut didn't know and there was at least 2 men who could be a daddy. (2 that we knew about) Padma is doing press for her latest book,( "Love, Loss and What We Ate" which is also her memoirs....41 is kind of young to be writing a memoir, don't you think?) and she keeps telling everyone that "men have done it for years and no one says anything about it". Say what now? Men are fucking 2 rich guys at the same time trying to get pregnant for a check! That's not anything I've heard before.

Billionaire Teddy Forstmann in front of his Jet.

So Padma was dating and having sex with billionaire Teddy Forstman and Adam Dell, brother of Dell Computer founder Michael Dell. Adam is a venture capitalist.

Adam Dell pushing his baby daughter Krishna.

So, since Padma was too much of a whore to know who fathered her child, she had to have a paternity test done to find out who it was. And the winner was Adam Dell who then sued for sole custody and also demanded that his daughter  take his last name and also have his name added to the birth certificate. That bracket was left blank because Padma didn't know who her baby daddy was at the time the child was born. (SO SLUTTY!!! hahahaha ) Now Teddy got really mad when this happened. But he loved Padma so much that he eventually forgave her for this betrayal and told her that if she didn't tell anyone, they could raise the baby together and he would act as the child's father. Well, that didn't quite work out because shortly there after Teddy was diagnosed with brain cancer. And then he died in Nov 2011 from complications of the brain cancer. But b4 he died, he left a trust for Padma's daughter, Krishna. Teddy never married but dated a TON of women including Princess Diana and Elizabeth Taylor just to name a couple. Teddy had 2 adopted children, both sons that he found in an orphanage in South Africa. Wendy Williams said that Teddy left Krishna a billion dollars but that's not what this article says on the Daily Mirror website. It states that the trust is worth millions and millions of dollars. Either way this little cash register, oops I mean little girl (why do  I keep calling her daughter a cash register? Because she IS!!! hahahaha SNAP! That was a read!!!) is set for life!!! Lucky bitch.

Hey Did You Know that Charlie Sheen Was Secretly Bisexual? Radaronline.com Has the Scoop!!!

Okay, I was watching videos on Worldstar.com I was specifically looking for a video of a man pissing into a cereal box in a Kellog's manufacturing plant. Well, I couldn't find that one, but I see one about actor Charlie Sheen and some lawsuit against him for having unprotected sex with a man in 2011. A man that Charlie was video tapped giving head to. Yes, that's right folks Charlie Sheen is a cocksucker!!! hahahaha The man alleged that Charlie gave him herpes after promising him that Charlie was venereal disease free prior to their tryst. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Just because someone tells you they disease free doesn't make it so. Men will lie to you however they have to, to get into your pants and have sex with you. PERIOD!!! So to make a long story short, Charlie settled the lawsuit for millions of dollars once he found out there was video of him sucking the guys cock. The man has not been identified. The man, identified as "J.Roe" in the lawsuit is probably HIV positive now. Because no only did Charlie give him head, but they had unprotected anal sex as well.

The tape was at the center of an explosive “J. Roe v. John Doe” lawsuit that alleged an “A-List celebrity” spread herpes, Radar has learned.

For the first time, Radar can reveal kinky Sheen, 50, was the megastar identified only as someone of “substantial international fame” in explosive litigation that alleged he orchestrated a “nefarious plot” to lure a victim into sex despite having herpes.

According to a $20 million lawsuit, the plaintiff — who, like Sheen, was also not named — met the celebrity in Las Vegas on April 1, 2011.

The “sleaze suit” claimed Sheen “entered into a nefarious plot designed to lure Plaintiff into his luxurious hotel room to serve his prurient desires.”

Sensationally, it was alleged Sheen told the man he had “no venereal diseases.”

At that point, they watched porn and engaged in “mutual oral copulation, mutual self-gratification, rubbing and massaging each other, play-wrestling, licking and (unprotected) intercourse.”

Radar has learned Sheen later settled that case for millions of dollars, according to a source, after he learned he was caught on tape with the man!

As part of the hush money pay off, Sheen secured the original videos and is understood to have ordered them destroyed.

But a bootleg copy exists and was showed to a Radar editor late last week.

“Charlie had his team buy it off the market and settle the lawsuit because he and his camp believed it could destroy his life if it ever got out,” said a source.

“He must be quaking in his boots that it could see the light of day.” I've done searches on line for this video but it's not popping up. (pun intended. hahahaha) I bet Charlie is scared of this showing up one day. Someone is gonna upload one day if they haven't already. It could be on the dark net or listed as something else than "charlie blowing a man". Damn, I wish I knew the file name!!! I bet I could find it if I had the correct file name!!!! This just goes to show you that Charlie Sheen's freak # is off the charts!!! hahahaha

Home Alne Actor All Grown Up and Unrecognizable as Adult!!! 35 Yrs Old But Looks 65 Yrs Old!!!

Dayum, I almost dropped my chicken leg when I saw this picture of actor Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone fame. Macaulay is now 35 yrs old, but he looks every day of 65 and then some. Check out this pic above and let me know what you think? If I'm lying I'm flying. hahahaha

Macaulay was acting in a scene from the Jim Gaffigan Show. I wonder if he is still on drugs?? On the TV Land sitcom, Gaffigan plays a fictionalized version of himself, struggling with his wife in trying to raise five children in a two-bedroom apartment in NYC. For a portion of the scene, Culkin is spotted with a megaphone yelling down from a fire escape.

Macaulay really could use a makeover and some descent clothes, he looks like he slept in the ensemble he's wearing. Thrift store realness might be the category for this look. hahahaha Macauly is a multimillionaire so he can afford to dress better, he simple chooses to dress like a bum. So sad!!!

Where is Ruchard Simmons? Friends Say He is Being Held Hostage By Housekeeper and 2 Others!!!

I had to sit and think about this for a minute when I read the article on Yahoo News! (Hey! Dont judge my sources! hahaha) But I really agree with this article. It's been about 2 yrs since I saw Richard Simmons the flamboyant exercise guru on any show, and you used to see him all of the time. Richard who is 67 yrs old is too young and healthy to be sitting at home alone. Friends say he is being held hostage by his housekeeper, Teresa Reveles. And he is being controlled by her and Richard's brother and his long time manager. Mauro Oliveria, a friend and former assistant says that the last time he spoke to Richard, Richard told him that they could no longer be friends and get together. And Mauro asked him if he was being controlled by the housekeeper and Richard told him Yes!

So the last time Richard was seen in public was Jan 2014 when he attended a fundraiser for Covered California. And the last Interview he gave was in Dec 2013 when he sat down with CNN Anchor Brooke Baldwin.

“I said, ‘Richard, you need to get up. You need to do something,’” Oliveira recalled. “He said, ‘No, I’m tired. let me sleep.’ And nobody cares. I walked downstairs and said, ‘Teresa, Richard needs treatment.’ She said, ‘I don’t care.’” Hmmm, sounds like Richard is either depressed or he is ill. You sleep a lot with either scenario.

In January 2015, TMZ reported that the LAPD paid a visit to Simmons after they were tipped off that things might be awry at the Hollywood Hills mansion, but found Simmons alert and responsive.

Congratulations to NFL Quarterback Russell Wilson and Recording Artist Ciara on Their Engagement!

Congratulations to NFL Quarterback Russell Wilson of the Seattle Seahawks, on his engagement to recording artist Ciara. The couple have been dating for about a year and have reported that they are celibate. So maybe she just wore him down or he got tired of his side pieces and decided to pop the question. hahahaha This will be the 2nd marriage for Russell and the first marriage for Ciara. I don't believe that Russell has any children, but Ciara has a son by her ex-fiance Future who is a fledgelings rapper. Russell gave Ciara a giant ring, no word on how many karats. Russell posted a video to his Twitter saying "She said YES!!!" and  “Since day one I knew you were the one.” In the video Ciara is heard saying,“Yay I’m so excited,” she says in the video. “God is so good." Good luck to the happy couple!!! I wonder which designer, Ciara will chose for her wedding gown? Vera Wang? Dennis Basso???

Rocker Keith Emerson of Emerson, Lake and Palmer, Dead at 71 Yrs!

Legendary rocker, Keith Emerson of Emerson, Lake and Palmer, was found dead of a gunshot wound to the head at his home in Santa Monica California on Mar 10th, he was 71 yrs old. Santa Monica police are investigating it as a suicide. ELP rose to fame in the 1970s, they released a total of 9 studio albums, the first five of which hit the top 20 of the Billboard 200. The band’s 1970 self-titled debut is a prog-rock classic; the follow-up, 1971's Tarkus, solidified their popularity and distinctive sound – instrumentally complicated yet sonically cohesive prog-rock mixing classical structures, improvisational jazz and electronics. 1973’s Brain Salad Surgery is regarded by many fans as their finest work. 

Emerson, Lake & Palmer broke up in 1979, with Emerson and Lake continuing on with a new drummer as Emerson, Lake & Powell. The original trio reunited in the early ‘90s to release two more albums

Prior to his success with the immensely popular and influential outfit, Emerson played with British band The Nice, melding rock music with classical and jazz influences. Emerson was classically trained as a child, and one of the most technically proficient keyboard players of his generation. He started experimenting with the Moog synthesizer after hearing the landmark 1968 LP Switched-On Bach. Emerson’s showmanship while performing on the Moog, Hammond organ or piano was one of the trio’s defining elements. 

Rest in peace Keith.

California Pistachios Contaminated With Salmonella...Infects 11 People in 9 US States!!!

A California pistachio grower has voluntarily recalled pistachios grown at his farm and sold under the brand names Wonderful, Paramount Farms and Trader Joe's due to salmonella contamination. This has been going on since Dec 2015. The lot codes of the recalled products are available on the Wonderful Pistachios website. http://tinyurl.com/hrv8e66

Infections, caused by the strain Salmonella Montevideo, were reported in 11 people between Dec. 12 and Feb. 9. Two people were hospitalized; no deaths were reported, the CDC said.

There were cases in Washington, Arizona, North Dakota, Minnesota, Michigan, Virginia, Connecticut, Georgia and Alabama, the CDC said.

A number of the infected people reported having eaten Wonderful brand pistachios, and the CDC found the outbreak strain of Salmonella in raw pistachios at Paramount Farms, where Wonderful pistachios are grown.

Salmonella, a bacterial infection that causes vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal cramps and fever, is most commonly found in raw or undercooked meat, poultry and eggs.

Singer Don McLean's Wife Files for Divorce After He Assaulted Her Recently!!!

Finally, this woman woke up and smelled the coffee. As you may or may not recall, I posted about a month or so ago that singer and songwriter Don McLean was arrested for domestic violence. So now his wife has filed for divorce.

A lawyer for Patrisha McLean says the legal papers filed Thursday cite "adultery, cruel and abusive treatment, and irreconcilable differences." The two have been married for 30 years.

Camden resident Don McLean was arrested in January on charges including domestic violence assault. He has pleaded not guilty.

He has been prohibited from having contact with his wife. A statement from Patrisha McLean's attorney, Gene Libby, says she's gained "strength and insight away from his influence and control." I guess she finally got tired of being used as a punching bag.  Hallelujah! 

OMG!!! It's Norovirus at Chipotle in Billerica Mass!!! That's Just NASTY!!!!!!!

OMG!!! I cannot believe it! It's NOROVIRUS!!! That is the mystery illness that 3 employees (and now maybe a 4th) have come down with in Billerica Mass. One of the employees was tested and it is confirmed that he has Norovirus. That's just NASTY!!! Norovirus occurs from poor hygiene. Not washing your hands after going to the bathroom and getting some of the fecal matter and urine on your hands which then gets transferred to door knobs, hand rails, walls and etc. It causes vomiting and diarrhea and usually passes through healthy people in a few days. Chipotle voluntarily closed down this location and threw out all of the food that the employees came into contact with and are scrubbing down the restaurant. I sure hope they hired a professional company to come in and clean. I'm still done with them even though this has been isolated to just that location so far.

Hot Mug Shot Guy From Stockton Released From Prison and Headed Into New Life As Super Model of the World!!!

Hey do you remember the hot mug shot guy from Stockton, California. Jeremy Meeks? Well he was just released from prison and his lawyer says that he has a new career as a super model. And this is how it happened. Last year Stockton PD released some photos on the Internet of current inmates and when people saw Jeremy's pic, they went bat shit crazy over him and his pic went viral!!! I'm no hater. Jeremy is really handsome man, grey/blue eyes, chiseled face with high cheek bones and a square jaw. If only he weren't a criminal and a gang member I might try and get some. LOL Anyway, Jeremy's manager, Jim Jordan says that he got calls from production companies, modeling agencies, casting directors and etc. And now that Jeremy is free, he has tons of offers to choose from. And good for him because he has a wife and 3 children he needs to provide for.

According to Jordan, a modeling agent at White Cross Management in Los Angeles, has been ringing his phone off the hook with offers from the world’s “top five designers,” as well as TV producers, though he declined to say which ones.

“We were bombarded by every news media outlet and production company out there,” Jordan said, adding that Meeks has been getting ready for his close up, doing 500 sit-ups and 500 push-ups in his cell every day. Good for Jeremy and I hope he changes his life around and leaves the gang and crime behind. He can make a ton of money modeling both in print and walking the runway. Jeremy is 6'1" tall and weighs about 175 lbs, very near perfect male modeling proportions.

“We have a huge plans for him,” Jordan said. “A lot is about to happen. We don’t want to announce it at the moment, but we have some incredible stuff coming that will blow everyone away.”

Meeks is not allowed to talk to the press as of yet, according to Jordan. He’ll be spending the next month in a transition house. But once he does, Jordan says he expects Meeks to take over the modeling world.

“The world responds to beautiful things. Jeremy is a beautiful thing. His striking looks [are] the first thing we noticed. His appeal got the attention of the world,” Jordan said.

Good luck Jeremy.