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Monday, May 2, 2016

MET Gala Hit's and Misses!!!

<p>Sure, the foam green dress with cascading sequins is beautiful — but it’s Lupita Nyong’o’s hair, reminiscent of Marge from the <i>Simpsons</i>, that really made a statement. <i>(Photo: Getty Images)</i></p>
Lupita Nyong'o at MET Gala 2016.
This is one of my favorite charity events of the year, the MET Gala. All of the celebs and social lites dress in their favorite garb and try and out do each other. Some people wear clothes and others wear costumes trying to get noticed. The theme of the exhibition was “Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology,” and attendees were asked to dress in Tech White Tie (the event is sponsored by Apple, after all). So I'm gonna show you some of my favorites and some of the people who should have stayed home. LOL
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 Sticking with the theme, Jennifer Hudson looked radiant in White. It's a bit on the bridal side but I aint mad at it. hahahaha I love a big train that says stay out of my way!!! hahaha

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Emma Watson in Calvin Klein....I love the train on this dress and I really like the sleekness of this look, very polished and elegant.
<p>Taking the tech theme very seriously, Kate Hudson wore an Atelier Versace gown that looked like it was made out of scrap metal and assembled by a robot. <i>(Photo: Getty Images)</i></p>

 Kate Hudson in Atellier Versace, looks amazing! I love the volume on the bottom of the dress and I don't mind the cutouts. it's not too slutty. 
<p>Winning for longest and heaviest train of the night, Zoe Saldana pulled a Rihanna in Guo Pei. <i>(Photo: Getty Images)</i></p>
Zoe Saldana in Guo Pei, looks amazing! I love the giant ball gown and the giant train!!! Super luxurious!!!

 Now for the misses! These people just should have stayed home and watched reruns of Law and Order. LOL
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The Olsen Twins in the Row. I never heard of the Row and I am completely sorry that I did. These 2 looks are a HOT ASS MESS!!! These chicks are in their 20s but they dress like 100 yr old hags who are Vampires in their spare time!!! Who stole grandma's drapes?! LOL

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Lady Gaga in  Versace. Are you sure this is Versace? I didn't kow they were doing Dominatrix throw aways again!!! HOT ASS MESS gurl. What happened to the polished, elegant, woman who attended the Golden Globes? PLEASE bring her back!!! And how the hell can you walk in those shoes!!!! hahahaha
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 Rita Ora in Vera Wang. Vera Wang smokes dope! And this is the results of one of her binges!!! Gurl, I love the skirt, but the bodice is so tired!!! Seen it way too many times!!!

<p>Madonna, who really only showed up to the Met Gala for the bread sticks, chose a Givenchy ensemble fit for a dominatrix witch. She barely covered her breasts with stickies and lace and her entire behind was exposed for the world to see. <i>(Photo: Getty Images)</i></p>
Madonna should have stayed home, she looks a hot ass mess!!! And what you cant see from this picture is that her ass is showing in the back! She is trying way too hard to get noticed!!! Stupid bitch!
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Michelle Williams in Louis Vitton, Hey Louis stick to luggage 'cause this look is a ugly as hell. And completely NOT appropriate for the MET Gala! She looks like she should be turning tricks on a college campus somewhere. Hooker!
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 Kim Kardashian West, in Balmain. She looks like a giant baked potato that was left on the grill too long. Or C3pO's humanoid sister. This is an UGLY ass dress!!! And Kim, why do you like to wear long sleeves so much? Do you not like your arms?

 What do you think? Do you agree with my hits and misses? Please leave me feedback. hahahaha
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