And Another One Bites the Dust! 60s Soul Singer is Singing in the Choir in the Sky!

One hit wonder, Soul Singer Fontella Bass aged 72 has passed away last week. She had #1 R&B hit with "Rescue Me" back in 1965; which she co-wrote. Fontella comes from a very musical family and background, her mother was Gospel Singer Martha Bass who was one of the Clara Ward Singers and her brother was David Peaston who was discovered on the Showtime at the Apollo in Harlem NY. Peaston has a string of R&B hits in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Peaston died in Feb 2012 from complications of diabetes. Fontella died from complications of a heart attack that she suffered 3 weeks ago.

Although Fontella only garnered 1 #1 Hit, she recorded occasionally over the years. And in 1995 she recorded a critically acclaimed gospel album, "No Ways Tired" which was nominated for a Grammy.

Rest in peace my sista! She is survived by her 4 children.

It's a Girl! Matthew McConaughey is a Daddy for the 3rd Time

Congratulations to Matthew McConaughey and his lovely wife Camilla on the birth of their 3rd child on Fri Dec 28th. And it's a girl, the McConaughey's have 2 other children Levi 4, and Vida 3. No other details were released, like name and weight etc.

Katt Williams in the KLINK AGAIN!!!

Do not go pass Go! Do not collect $200.00. Go straight to JAIL!! I am sure that Katt Williams is tired of hearing those words, but yet it and still he keeps getting arrested. It seems like trouble seems to follow him where ever he goes. This time Katt was lounging at home minding his own business when the Los
Angeles Dept of Children and Family Services paid him a visit on Friday evening. After making a welfare chick on Katt's kids, Katt was arrested on suspicion of child endangerment and for possession of a stolen firearm. No word was given on the number of children involved nor if the children were removed from the home. Katt made bail and was released from jail later that evening. Wow, what's next Katt? Animal cruelty? Spousal abuse? Spitting in public? I think you better wake up! God is trying to send you a message!!!

And Another One Bites the Dust: Jean Harris Dead at 89 yrs

Convicted Murderer and former Head Mistress for the Madeira School for Girls, Jean Harris died last Sunday in an assisted living home in New Haven. She is survived by her 2 sons. Jean murdered lover of 12 years famed cardiologist and author of the Scarsdale Diet Dr Herman Tarnower back in 1980. Jean claimed that she went to his house armed with a handgun with the intention of killing herself in his presence. However,  somehow they got into a struggle over the gun and she shot him 4 times. WTF!?! Excuse me? 4 times!!! I always thought that when you struggle for a gun after the first shot, everyone drops the gun. At least that's how it always happens in the movies. hahahaha So 4 times is not an accident, but ALWAYS MURDER!!! Good job jury!!! The reason Jean wanted to kill herself was that her long time lover Herman wasn't being faithful to her. He was cheating on her with his office assistant, a much younger lady. Wow, so sad, same old story, eh ladies? Oh well, at least Jean lived to be 89. Normally, I say rest in peace, but in this case, I dont care if she does. hahahaha Ooooh Snap!

Kate Winslet Secretly Weds Sir Richard Branson's Nephew!

OMG! Talk about hush hush secret secret! Kate Winslet has secretly wed the nephew of Billionaire Sir Richard Branson, Ned Rocknroll. Yes I said Ned Rocknroll! What a retarded last name! But he's British so I guess it's ok. hahahaha And you will never guess who gave the bride away? Nope, it was NOT her dad. It none other than her costar from the Titanic, Leonardo Di Caprio. The wedding took place earlier this year with just Kate's 2 children a few other friends and family. You go girl, that's how you do it. Nice and Private!

Wow! Famous People are Dropping Like Flies!

Storming Norman! The 4 Star General Norman Schwarzkopf, who lead the USA to victory in Desert Storm Gulf War has died suddenly in his home at 2:22pm today in Tampa Florida. The cause of death was not released. Gen. Schwarzkopf was just 78yrs old.

Also dead at the young age of 72 yrs is former Austin Police officer Houston McCoy. Mr McCoy was the officer who way back in 1966 shot and killed the sniper Charles Whitman who had killed 16 people from atop the University of Texas tower. Mr McCoy had a terminal illness that he had been battling for the past year. Rest in peace officer and Stormin Norman too.

So who is next? I am gonna go out on a limb and say that we are going lose at least 3 more before the end of the first week in 2013.  It always seems to happen like this. We lose a few right b4 and right after the new year.

Coco May have Cheated on Hubby Ice T with a Low-rent Oakland Rapper Ap.9!

Wow, I am really sad about this story. According to TMZ and Wendy Williams, Coco may have cheated on Ice T with a LOW-RENT Oakland Rapper named Ap.9. First of all what the HELL kind of name is that? Ap.9?? It doesn't even make any sense! And I've seen his face pic, he's NOT cute ladies. hahahaha And I bet he cant even rap! Just because someone has labeled himself a "rapper" does NOT mean he can rap. We've seen that on Jerry Springer time and time again. hahahaha Anyway, the pics have been pulled from the net. But one of them portrayed Coco and Ap.9 snuggling with his head laying on her ample breasts and his head tucked into the crook of her neck. TACKY!!! What the hell was Coco thinking? Maybe she IS a dumb blonde after all. hahahahaha I used to think she was just a little ditsy. hahahahaha I sure hope it's not true. But you know what they say, a picture is worth a thousand words. So if ya'll weren't doing anything why were you naked and why was he snuggling on your titty? Oh yes child, I almost forgot to tell you. Some of the pics were of her naked. I know she likes to show off her body and all. But why are you getting naked in front of a total stranger? SLUT!!!

Two Old Stars Have Gone on to that Big Stage in the Sky! Who will be Next?

Wow, in less than 24hrs two of Hollywood's notable character actors have passed on. Jack Klugman, aged 90 and Charles Durning, aged 89; both of natural causes. Jack Klugman is most famous for 2 TV roles from the 1970s and 1980s The Odd Couple where he portrayed Oscar Madison and Quincy, ME where he portrayed Dr. Quincy. The Dr. Quincy character is also famous for NOT having a first name. hahahaha Man oh man, I used to love that show. I never missed an episode. Jack Klugman is survived by his 2nd wife of just 4.5 yrs and his 2 grown sons, Adam and David from his first marriage to Brett Sommers.

Charles Durning was a prolific character actor he had supporting roles in such hits as The Sting (1973), North Dallas Forty (1979) , True Confessions (1981) and Tootsie (1982). He was also a stage actor and appeared in many plays in NYC. He was also a regular on several TV shows like Evening Shade, First Monday, Everybody Loves Raymond and Rescue Me.

Both will be missed. Rest in Peace!

The NRA CEO is PISSING ME OFF!!!

CEO Wayne LaPierre of the NRA (National Rifle Association) suggested that Congress appropriate funds to place armed police officers in every school in America. WTF? Dont most schools have an armed police officer already? He went on to blame violent movies and violent video games for desensitizing the youth and making them want to kill their peers. Are you serious? Violent movies and violent video games do NOT kill people crazy psychotic whackadoos KILL PEOPLE! And in the Sandy Hook massacre, I blame Adam Lanza and his gun toting mama. If his mother had not owned assault rifles and ammo and had she NEVER taught him how to shoot. That tragedy NEVER would have taken place. I say let's bring her back to life and torture the hell out that stupid bitch. Have you seen pics of Adam? DAYUM he was UGLY! He was so ugly he makes my eyes hurt every time I have to look at that mug of his. Is he related to Howard Stern? EWWW!

I just want everyone to stop blaming the media, stop blaming violent video games and movies for triggering Psychotic RETARDS for going on killing sprees. Put the blame where it belongs on the head of the shooter and his/her parents. Adam Lanza's mother KNEW he was troubled and did nothing about it. Adam Lanza's father KNEW his son was troubled and he also did NOTHING about it. Adam Lanza's mother bought the assault rifles and all of those rounds of ammo and then kept it in her house where her crazy son could easily access it. And Adam Lanza and NOONE or NOTHING else gathered the ammo and the rifles and killed his mother and then drove to the school for the massacre. Call of Duty did NOT shoot 20 children, Adam Lanza did. Violent movies did not shoot Adam Lanza's mother in the face several times while she slept in her bed: Adam Lanza did! Adam Lanza is a MASS MURDERER!!! PERIOD!

The Xfactor Finale Was Disappointing!

The Xfactor finale was more than a little disappointing. This is a singing competition reality show, not a talk show. I wanted to slap the two hosts, because they kept asking people the same old boring question, How would winning Xfactor change your life? How the hell do you think? Going from a nobody to a multimillionaire recording artist! DUH! And who the hell is Khloe's stylist? Some blind stupid 90 yr old grandma? Khloe's first outfit looked like some grandma's ugly doily that she stole from granny boring living room couch. And the next 2 were no better. All were too tight! Too short and very UNFLATTERING! The only good thing about the finale was the singing and who won. One Direction was good that was the first time I ever saw them perform. Pitbull was okay. He looked a little sweaty. He really could used some powder on his mug and bald head. hahahahaha So the winner was Tate Stevens. YEAH!!! I like him, he's a good country singer. I think he's going to sell a lot cds in the future. GO TATE!!!! 5th Harmony was eliminated mid show, but I think they will get a record deal too. I like them too. I'm just so glad that that Carley Rose child didn't win. She needs to go sitdown on the Disney Channel. hahahahaha
Congratulations Tate and good luck. I'll be listening!!!

A Christmas in Washington 2012 Was AMAZING!

Diana Ross I'll give you 3 words: FAB-U-LOUS! She started out the show singing a medley old Christmas standards in a beaded, blue, floor length, body hugging gown. with a portrait neckline, long sleeves and a big ruffle down the center. She wore her big "naturally" curly wig. Demi Lovato sang Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas is You song, she did it justice. Her outfit however was a big disappointment. She wore a black leather jacket with gold embellishments on the lapels over a black stretch pants and a long black tunic with 4 foot fringe and a giant gold triangle on the center of the chest. BORING! I know Demi is a little chunky, or thick as we like to call chicks in the Afro-American community. hahahaha I think she should have worn a more appropriately colored ball gown or formal gown with a peplum to hide her wide hips. hahahaha Scotty Mcreary and Chris Mann both sang well and wore nice dress suits. For Diana Ross's second song she work a beautiful black and white ball gown with gold embroidery on the bodice and top third of the skirt. I believe this was a Marchesa gown. So overall I'd give it a 3.5 stars out of 4. Check it out if they repeat it on TNT.

Motive Revealed for Katt Williams Bitch Slapping Target Employee

Katt Williams is finally explaining why he bitch slapped the Target Employee. According to Katt, the Target employee, Forrest Libenberg, stated to Katt that "your assistant is already suing you, you pussy ass nigger". And Katt claims he replied, " Did you just say the N word in front of Katt Williams?" And then he bitch slaps Forrest. Now this explains why Target fired Forrest after the incident. And it also explains why something didn't sit right with me when I saw this Forrest guy on my local news station. It didn't sound right. Forrest claimed he didn't know why he was fired. Sounds to me like Target fired him for good cause. I dont think Target wants any racists working at their stores.Good for you Target!!!

Demi Moore is a HOT ASS MESS!!!

Demi Moore seems to be spiraling into the gutter again. She recently started dating a 26yr old friend of her daughter Rumer's, but just as quickly as it started it is OVER with now. The guy is an artist wanna be Vitp Schnabel is the son of artist and filmmaker Julian Schnabel...or something like that. But when TMZ asked him recently if he was in Miami to meet up with Demi, he denied the relationship stating that they were only friends. Demi was photographed at a party in Miami dancing like she was having an epileptic fit or like Julia's character from Seinfeld. Lenny Kravitz was seated next to her on a couch, clearly ignoring her "dancing". But I think worst of all was that nearly 50 year old Demi was wearing a jumper! WTF! She may have the body of a 20yr old but clearly she is NOT 20yrs old. Put on some grown woman with 3 adult grown children MOM clothes bitch! You look ridiculous!

XFactor Finale Didn't Disappoint!

Well Xfactor is almost done for the season. Tonite was Part 1 of the Finale. The finalists sang 3 songs each, 1 duet with a current recording artist, and 2 singles. Leann Rhimes Cibrian sang with teen Carly Rose, 5th Harmony sang with Judge Demi Lovato and Tate sang with some country chicks I didn't recognize. hahahaha
I really enjoyed 5th Harmony and Demi Lovato, they sang Demi's song Give Your Heart a Break. The same song she sang on Vh1 Diva's 2012. I voted primarily for 5th Harmony. We really need a good girl group. Ever since Left Eye died in Mexico, we dont have any good girl groups around. I know they were mostly rappers but they were a girl group nonetheless. hahahaha Anyway, Khloe looked really pretty tonite and Mario was as fine as ever. I just love his dimples. He is sooooo HOT!!! hahahaha And I am so glad that that  DEMON LA Reid is leaving the show. So Thur night will be his last appearance on the show. YEAH!!! Good riddance!!! Tate looked hot and sang very well. I think it is really going to be between Tate and 5th Harmony. Carly blew her chance when she sang some old ass choral song, Hallelujah. Who sings that now a days? NO ONE! hahahaha So buh bye bitch! GO TATE and GO 5th Harmony!!! YEAH!!!

Janice Dickinson Engaged to a GRANDPA!

Former Super Model Janice Dickinson is engaged to a man 20yrs her senior. A doctor. Dr Robert Gruner. This is Janice's 4th walk down the aisle, no word on how many times it is for old man Gruner. hahahaha Good luck, hopefully Janice wont pleasure him to death on the honeymoon. hahahahaha

LA Reid is Kicking Rocks From XFactor! Yeah!

I dont know about you, but I for one am glad LA Reid announced that he is quitting XFactor. YEAH! I'm so glad because he is just mean for the sake of being mean. I think he sometimes says stuff just to try and out do Simon. Simon isn't mean per se, he is just honest. And like we all know sometimes the truth hurts. hahahaha LA Reid dresses like he is a Palm Beach retiree. Hot pink slacks, white shirt and navy blazer, are you for real? I couldn't believe that outfit, thanks for the laugh fool. I say good riddance!

You might ask why I'm so down on LA Reid? Well let me clue you in. Did you watch the behind the Music: Toni Braxton episode? Did you know that when Toni was signed to her first recording contract by LA Reid and Babyface, that she was cheated and just given pennies on the sale of her first cd? Did you know that when she got her first royalty statement that it contained just $2,000.00? Yeah, child, that was all revealed on the show. Now LA and Babyface claim that that is how all new artists are treated. Well, I say just because everyone else is cheating their new artists you should jump on that same bandwagon. My mother would ask you, just because you see everyone jumping off the roof of a building, would you jump off too? NO. Right is Right. That's why when Toni sued LA Reid and Babyface, she won a $20 Million settlement. SNAP! Now that's a good Judge. hahahaha

Theft in the City!

Dateline Oslo Norway. Sarah Jessica Parker was in Oslo hosting an event for the Nobel Institute. Well the event went well and Sarah and her entourage were at the Oslo Airport trying to board a plane when the police stop them. Apparently, Sarah's makeup artist, Leslie Lopez stole a pair of sunglasses from a store in Oslo. Are you kidding me? I'm sure Sarah isn't paying this chick in food stamps or donuts. hahahaha after about an hour of holding up the plane from departing, and Sarah paying $1,400.00 fine, they were finally allowed to board the plane and depart. If Sarah hasn't fired that Lopez bitch yet, that is the first thing she should do. Hold up! TMZ is reporting that that is not the only thing that was stolen. A lipstick is missing from another store where Miss Lopez was seen shopping at. Wow, this chick has a serious problem. She needs to get some psychological help and do some jail time.

Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou Call it Quits After 5.5 Years!

After 5.5 years and 1 child together Kimora Lee Simmons calls it quits with live in boyfriend Djimon Hounsou. But Kimora is not letting grass grow under her feet, nope no way! She is now dating Ukrainian Former Heavyweight Boxing Champ Wladimir Klitschko. YEAH! You go girl. Wladimir is HELL OF FINE! Tall dark and handsome with a body to die for!!! I am very happy to see he is down with the swirl. hahahaha That is code for he likes Afro-American women. Kimora is the former spouse of Mega Mogul of Russell Simmons, with whom she had 2 children.

27 Dead at School Shooting in Connecticut!

Apparently, some WHACKADOO went ballistic around 9:41am at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown Connecticut. 6 Adults, 20 children aged 5 to 10yrs old plus the gunman. But who cares about the gunman, I say bring him back to life and let's torture his ass. How can you ruin Christmas for all of those families for the rest of their life. Those poor children and their families, how can someone be so cruel to do this at all, let alone at Christmas time. Please say a prayer those affected. What is the world coming to? This is the 2nd mass shooting in less than a week. The other one was in Portland Oregon at large mall. Only 3 people were killed and several were injured. The gunman took his life. He was some 24yr old WHACKADOO!

Update: Apparently the gunman has been identified ad Ryan Lanza. Word out now is that the shooter and the principal of the school got into some kind of argument and he started shooting. He then went to his mother's classroom and shot his mother and several of her students.

Awww, now the death toll is up to 30.

Update 5pm 14 Dec 2012: The gunman has been correctly identified as 20yr old Adam Lanza , not 24 yr old Ryan Lanza. The miss-identification was made because the gunman, Adam was carrying his older brother Ryan's Identification.

Trevin Hunte Gets Da Boot From the Voice!

It's so sad, my favorite contestant 18yr old Trevin Hunte got kicked off the The Voice this week. Damn! And that long haired freak Nicolas David is still on the show. He sings through his nose and I cant stand to look at him! He's a long haired hippy freak! He claims he is like 40, but he looks every day and then some of  50. hahahaha Somebody, please sign Trevin to a recording contract! He's a STAR!!!

Ann Hathaway's Beaver Makes A Surprise Guest Appearance At Les Miserable's NYC Premiere!

Wow, did you see that pic on TMZ of Ann Hathaway getting out of her SUV at the NYC Premiere of her latest movie Les Miserable? No? Well you missed a lot. Slutty Ann was not wearing any panties and so as she is getting out of the SUV she flashes her vijayjay to the entire world and paps! This was a formal gown with bat wingettes on the back of the dress so there was no need for her to skip wearing panties. Maybe she was planning on getting some later and thought hmm, let's skip the panties to make it easier on the guy to get some. hahahahaha I guess her mother didn't teach her that a lady always wears panties. Ann you are no LADY!

Nick Cannon is Spilling the Beans AGAIN!!!

In a recent interview, Nick Cannon is spilling the beans again about wife Mariah Carey and him. This time it's about their sex life. According to Nick when he and Mariah are being intimate (or knocking boots for you ghetto folks hahahaha) Mariah likes to listen to her own music. Really? Are you serious? That's very douchey! hahahaha That's something a man would do. hahahaha Nick also states that his wife is not a very hands on mother. WTF? I guess she is too rich to change a diaper, eh? hahahaha And rich people wonder why their kids grow up to kill them!! DUH!!! Hello? There's no connection there!!! Wake up people!!!

Kenya Moore is a Lying Whore!!!

Kenya Moore who joined the cast of Real Housewives of Atlanta this season, has stooped to a new low in Reality TV. Walter, her "boyfriend" on the show; was giving a radio interview and spilled the beans on Miss Kenya. He revealed that prior to her joining the cast, they were talking. And she informed him that she would be moving to Atlanta and doing this reality show RHOA. And she asked him if he wanted to PLAY her boyfriend on the show. At first he states that he was taken aback so he asked a friend of his what he should do and the friend told him to go for it and to get his 15mins of fame. WTF! LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE! You both are disgusting. REALITY TV means it is real life and unscripted! If the cast members are not allowing us a peak into their real lives then is FAKE TV. I think Kenya and Walter should get booted from the show for this revelation. Was Kenya really Miss USA? I wouldn't believe her if her tongue came Notarized! (Thank you Judge Marilyn from the People's Court. hahahaha)

I think Kenya should get booted also for her blatant flirting with Apollo when they were in Antigua. Phaedra no one would press charges if you jumped that skank ho! And gave her a good old southern beat down! hahahaha

Lindsay Lohan is a CLASSLESS SLUT with NO HOME TRAINING!

Have you heard about Lindsay Lohan having all of her accounts seized by the IRS because she owed $100,000.00 in back taxes? Well Charlie Sheen stepped in and gave her the $100,000.00 to clear up this matter. YEAH! Charlie did a good thing for once with his money instead of wasting it on cocaine and porn sluts. Well, dig this. Lindsay NEVER said thank you. Are you serious? Once again Lindsay you have proven that you have NO HOME TRAINING! Good job, Dina and Michael Lohan! Really good parenting! NOT! Pathetic white trash!

Katt Williams is Racking Up Arrests Like a Crack Ho Racks up Tricks!

Katt Wiliims, the former mini pimp and sometime comedian turned himself over to a Police Officer at a Gas Station in Dunnigan  yesterday afternoon. That was a good thing because there were warrants out for his arrest again! Last week Katt had been arrested for slapping an employee at a Target in Woodland and also last week Katt had been arrested for riding his 3 wheeled motorcycle on the sidewalk and running from Sacramento Police. And earlier this week Katt had been arrested for punching an audience member in the face with his microphone for recording him prior to the show starting. Oh! And he was arrested in Oakland for starting a fight with yet again another audience member at the start of his show there. So that's 4 arrests in 2 weeks. Damn that's gotta be a record?! hahahaha If Katt does time, I feel sorry for him, because he is way too small to be slapping anyone in the big house. I think he will be the one getting slapped and punched and turned into someone's bitch! hahahaha Good Riddance to that short ass mini pimpette. hahahahaha
Katt has decided to give up being a comedian. That's kind of too bad, because I really enjoyed his HBO special. He can be very funny. But if you keep getting into arguments with the audience at your shows, then I think it is a good idea to quit having shows. That's just not acceptable. Plus he's a little bitch anyway. In the 2 incidents I previously mentioned; slapping the Target employee and hitting the guy in Seattle with the mic. In both instances, Katt hit the guys and then immediately jumps back. That is a BITCH move. If he were for real, he would have those guys and then stood his ground ready to go toe to toe. Maybe Katt should change his name to KITT or KITTEN. hahahaha

Basketball Wives LA Season 2 Reunion is off the Chain!

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The Lineup for the Vh1 Divas is a Bunch of Losers!

I LOVE female singers. I have always LOVED female singers more than male singers. Not because I want to get with them or anything like that, but I just feel like the female voice is more amazing than most male singing voices. So every year that Vh1 has the Vh1 Divas show, I get all happy and excited. Because usually they some of the BEST female singers of all time on the show.  Like Whitney Houston, Mary J Blige, Donna Summers, etc etc. Well this year, 2012, I dont know what happened with the lineup, they have some of the WORST singers and performers of all time scheduled to appear. For example, Miley Cyrus, Ciara, Keri Hilson and Natasha Bedingfield. Now only 2 of them can sing, Keri and Natasha, the rest are auto tune queens. hahaha This show is going to suck. I think I am going to have hit the MUTE button a few times during the telecast. hahahaha

Matrimonial Disasters in the Making!

Okay, Jennifer Lopez and Rhianna both need to be committed to a mental institution because clearly both have lost their ever loving minds. Jennifer Lopez and her boy toy boyfriend who just happens to be a friend of Dorothy were spotted diamond ring shopping in Tiffanys. WTF! Excuse me, what is a "friend of Dorothy"? HOMOSEXUAL! Duh! The Gay National Anthem is Somewhere Over the Rainbow. hahahaha She cant marry him! He's going to steal her makeup and clothes! hahahahaha

And Rhianna is set to marry Chris Brown in Barbados on New Year's Eve. Rhianna has reserved a suite in a 5 Star resort for Chris and his Mother. (Rolls eyes!) I am so disgusted at this news that I want to vomit. She must want to end up dead or in the hospital. Because he will beat her again. And when he does, he might not stop. 2years ago was NOT the first time he hit her, I would bet my life on that. It was just the first time we heard about it. I just want to know when will people learn that LOVE is NOT supposed to hurt. If your mate is beating you or slapping you THAT IS NOT LOVE!!! Get out and please press charges!! AND DO NOT GO BACK!!!

I have to give my mom props, she was dating this EX-minister and he liked to drink beer. So he comes over one day and my mom was making dinner. She didn't want to be bothered so she stopped him at the door and told him she didn't want any company. So he pulls out his little gun and slaps her upside her head. He hit her so hard that it cut her and she started bleeding. My older brother and I were playing by the steps to our duplex and we saw the entire thing go down. So we picked up these big rocks that my mother had lining a flower bed. We were not going to let some dude hit our mom. My mom stayed calm and told us to put down the rocks that everything was ok. She then talked the guy into relaxing and she told him that she didn't have any more beer so if wanted to have some he needed to go and get some. So he left to get the beer and she called the police and he was arrested at the corner store. He NEVER came back! She pressed charges. Ladies, you can get another man! One that will not beat you!

My Hair Feels AMAZING! Thanks Soft and Beautiful Botanicals!!

I recently tried a new product. It's called Soft and Beautiful Botanicals, I purchased this product at my local Walmart for $4.84 and it contained 2 full treatments. It is not the typical texturizer, although it resembles a normal perm. And you apply it like a normal perm, but the "cook" time was very short. A normal perm you leave in for like 15 or 20 mins depending on the manufacturer. Well this one instructed me to leave it in for like 5 to 8 mins after it was completed combed through. Well I thought it was too short, but later I wished I had followed the instructions, because my hair came out too straight. hahahaha Normally that wouldn't have been a problem, but that was not the look I was going for. hahahaha But no harm no foul. hahahaha I know shorter is better next time.  That's actually a good point in favor of this manufacturer. This product works really well. Also working in the manufacturers favor is how my hair feels after the treatment. My hair is so soft and beautiful now. I just cant stop touching it! hahahaha My hair has never felt this good in all of my life. hahaahaha So I HIGHLY recommend this product if you are Afro-American and want soft and beautiful  hair!
It REALLY is Soft and Beautiful, just like the box says. hahahaha

Power Ball IS coming to the State of California in April 2013

Yeah! I am so excited to announce that yesterday, the Lottery Commission here in California voted to join the Power Ball Lottery. Which is great! This lottery game always has BIG jackpots. Mostly because it starts at $40 million which is more than 5 times higher that our Mega Millions lotto. YEAH!!! I'd be happy with the 40. hahahahaha But this week, the Power Ball had its largest jackpot ever, $584 Million! And 2 people had winning tickets, one in Arizona and one in Missouri. So I know 2 people who are going to have the BEST Christmas EVER!!! hahahahaha Now nothing comes without controversy. My local news is reporting that the tickets for the new Power Ball might be selling for $2.00 each. RIPOFF! I think they need to go for $1.00 like everywhere else, right? Hell Yeah! hahahahaha

Thank you Lottery Commission! hahahaha

Bobbi Kristina's Car Careens Down Embankment in Atlanta!

Okay someone needs to step in and take charge of this child b4 she kills herself or someone else. Bobbi Kristina was leaving her apartment building and made a turn and next thing you know she was flying down the embankment next to her apt building. Luckily for her, she was buckled in and only received a few bumps and bruises. But this is the 3rd car crash in 3 months and this car was completely totaled. Now can someone please explain to me how one can do that and NOT be under the influence of some drugs or alcohol? No one can be THAT unlucky! God is trying to get your attention young lady!!! You better heed his warnings. Why doesn't she take some of that money she inherited from her mother and pay someone to drive her around? She can well afford it!!! But stupid is, as stupid does. I think she will be joining her mother very soon. Too bad so sad.

Lindsay Lohan Arrested AGAIN! In NYC!!!

Lindsay Lohan was arrest at 4am on Monday morning in NYC at Club Avenue for simple assault. According to TMZ she was trying to hook up with Max from the Wanted. But he doesn't like women who drink. So, there was another young lady in the VIP section, Tiffany Mitchell. Who claims to be a psychic. Tiffany claims she had a premonition about her and Lindsay prior to her going to the club. And so when she saw Lindsay, she offered her a free reading; but Lindsay told her, "Give me my space". As Tiffany walked away from Lindsay, she overheard Lindsay calling her a "fucking Gypsy" and it pissed Tiffany off and she starts screaming obscenities back at Lindsay; calling her a "whore" and telling her that "Liz and Dick sucked". (That seems to be the consensus among all of the critics too. I didn't watch it, I was busy watching Housewives of Atlanta. hahahaha)

And the HITS keep coming, not from Lindsay but directed at her. Today the Santa Monica City Attorney is filing new charges against Lindsay in connection with her auto accident from a few weeks ago. They will be charging her with giving false information to a Police officer, reckless driving and obstructing or resisting a peace officer in his duties. Wow! I think Lindsay is going to do some serious time now. That's going to be 2 probation violations, I dont think the Judge is going to let her slide this time. Since she seemed to be cracking down on Lindsay during her last 2 court appearances. Oh well, I hope Lindsay likes Orange since that's the color she'll be wearing for the next 2yrs or so. hahahahaha Stupid ass bitch! Personally, I think Lindsay likes getting into trouble. It keeps her name on Twitter and on all of the Entertainment Websites. Her career has been in the toilet for years now, if she weren't getting into trouble, we would have completely forgotten about her lame ass by now. hahahaha

Breaking Amish Should Have Been Called Schemers and Skanks!!

I just watched the Reunion Show Shunning the Truth Parts 1 and 2. And man oh man I feel like I just met the Breaking Amish cast for the first time. All of them but the model chick, had big secrets and many dirty dealings in their past. Now on the show, we found out that Abe and Rebecca knew each other prior to coming on the show. But in the reunion show, we found out it that maybe they were more than just friends. And that maybe Abe is the father of Rebecca's young daughter. We also found out that both Jeremiah and Sabrina have been married to other people in the past. But the shocking fact was that Jeremiah has 3 young children and the fact that he was arrested for domestic violence prior to the end of the marriage. The charges were later dropped, but Jeremiah didn't say why. So that could mean many things, like the exwife refused to cooperate with the prosecutor or the couple reconciled, or etc. It doesn't necessarily mean that Jeremiah was innocent like he was making it out to seem. And Sabrina is STILL married but trying to get a divorce. I mean damn! Do any of those cast members know what the truth is? I think not. Because we found out that ALL of them used to sneak out and dress "English" and party and drink and act like they are NOT Amish. I really feel deceived by them. They are all acting like this was the first time they were dressing "English" regularly or even at all. But so many pictures of them dressing "English"and many of their friends have outed them for the lying rat bastards that they really are.

Geico is as Crooked as Lombard Street in SF!

I recently was a customer of Geico Ins. On October 4, 2012, I went on line and tried to cancel the automatic payment option on my debit card. What they dont tell you when you sign up for the automatic payments is that you can only cancel it 4 days prior to the automatic payment due date. Well I was trying to cancel it 2 days prior. So I get an error message. Well that's fine, so I decided to empty out my account. So now flash forward to Nov 6, 2012. Geico sneaks into my account and steals the Oct and Nov payment out of my account. WTF! I may not have made the deadline to cancel in October, but clearly I met that burden for Nov. Luckily, my bank agreed with me and returned ALL of my money and then changed my bank acct #. So here is my warning to EVERYONE out there! DO NOT sign up for automatic payments with any company unless you know all of their rules and if you do. Make sure that you change your debit card # or bank account right away if you cancel the automatic payments. hahahaha Forewarned is forearmed!

OH! And Geico needs to change their mascot from that cute little gecko to weasel! Or a Pirate, 'cause they are dirty rotten thieves!!!

Real Housewives of Atlanta Was HELL of Boring Tonite!

I dont know what Andy Cohen was thinking tonite, because I almost fell asleep on Real Housewives of Atlanta tonite. Stupid ass Kim Z. was complaining and whining the entire episode about having to move out of her dream house in 48 hrs. Bitch weren't moaning and groaning and telling Kendra to evict you last week because you hate ALL of the houses in Atlanta? Stupid is as stupid does. Why did you wait until the last minute? I mean honestly, really? Really? I just checked Webster's Dictionary for the definition of a dumb blonde and wow! Look, they have your picture!

Phaedra Parks is a wasteful showoff, and liar. $20,000.00 on your son's birthday party is a complete waste of money. I dont care if you are rich. There are poor people, and people who have just lost everything 2 weeks before Thanksgiving; who are now homeless and living in the streets that you could have donated some of the money to help out. Not only are you wasteful with your money, but you spent $20,000.00 on boring ass nothing of a party. Did you see how many people were falling asleep at the Dolphin show? Yawn!! However, what pissed me off the most about you, was when Cynthia busted you on your butt dialed phone message where you said you dont give a fuck if she comes to the party or not. Instead of you being an adult, and apologizing for your rude ass comment, you pretended a bug bite your titty. Really? Are you serious? Cynthia should have slapped the taste right out of your mouth. Or thrown her drink in your face. And then walked out on you. Cynthia girl, dont you ever speak to that Phaedra bitch ever again girl! She is NOT your friend! She is a FAKE ASS BITCH!!

Oh and one more thing, Kim. You are a so pathetic. I think you were just JEALOUS when you saw Khandis' new house , that she OWNS! You were renting your "dream house" because you cannot afford to purchase it. Because if you could afford to purchase it, you would have. Maybe you should call Big Poppa up and offer him some sex if he will buy the house for you, you slut! Everyone one knows that if you have a house appraised, and it comes back at a different price than you expected. Just have it appraised again you stupid ass moron! I sure will be glad when you leave the show. I cant stand looking at your ugly ass face! And 2.1 Million for a 17, 000 sqr foot house sounds dirt cheap even for Altanta. And I'm glad Kendra put you on BLAST on Twitter. That's what you get for trying to cheat her. Everyone knows that you have to pay rent when you are an adult. So grow up and pay your rent, you fat asss bleached blonde troll-ette. I have to call you a troll-ette because you aren't pretty enough to be a full fledged troll. Biatch.

The Ladies of Basketball Wives LA are CRAZY!!!

Okay here is the scoop. On the last 2 episodes of Basketball Wives LA, Laura Govan has been dogging out Jackie Christie for all of the hell Jackie put her through last year. Laura is doing to Jackie the same things that Jackie did to her in 2011. Like talking about her behind her back, going individually to the other ladies and talking smack about her, smiling in Jackie's face and pretending to be her friend, etc. Now, some of the other ladies on the show have rallied behind Jackie and mad at Laura for bullying Jackie. WTF? Draya of all people is also on Jackie's side even though they just had another fight on the show not 3 weeks ago! I just dont understand it? Luckily for Laura not all of the ladies have lost their minds and turned on her. Her sister Gloria, this new chick named Brooke and Malaysia are sane and on Laura's side. Sigh! Well this is all kind of moot, because ALL of the ladies except Jackie Christie have been fired from the show and will not be returning next season. I'm enjoying seeing Jackie get her comeuppance, and I look forward to the Reunion Show.

Before you start in on me about bullying. Bullying is bad. Normally, however, in this case Laura is justified.

Bobbi Kristina is a HOT MESS!!!

I feel so sad for Bobbi Kristina aka Krissy Brown. The daughter of Legendary singer Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. I finally watched part of an episode of The Houstons On Our Own on Lifetime Network. This was the episode where Krissys' godmother Cece Winans was visiting. Cece was a good friend to Whitney and she is formerly of the group Bebe and Cece Winans, the famous gospel brother and sister act. During this episode, it appeared that Krissy was either stoned or intoxicated. Several of her family members noticed it and commented on it to her and with other family members. However, Krissy denied it. But her slurred speech and nodding foretold the true story. I just hope someone steps in, like Aunt Pat or Grandmother Cissy-HELLO!?! and gets this girl some help!!!

Speaking of NASTY People in the Kitchen!

This is my pet peeve! Have you ever noticed that many of the chefs who appear on the many cooking shows use the cooking utensils to taste their dishes and then stick them right back into dish? Look if we are not having sex, I DO NOT want your cooties! You better use a separate spoon to taste the dish and then discard it. The human mouth if FULL of germs, that's why they require you to get a tetanus shot whenever you get bite by someone. DUH!!! I dont wanna put some people on blast, but Spike Mendelsen on The Next Iron Chef, Josie on Season 10 of Top Chef Seattle, just to name a couple.

The Pioneer Woman on the Food Network is NASTY!!!

Have you ever checked out this show on the Food Network called the Pioneer Woman? Well, I watched it for the first time this morning and I was gagging with a spoon!!! This show follows some blogger chick who lives on a large ranch somewhere with her husband and children. This is modern day living, but they live like pigs from the past. On this particular episode, it was one of her sons' birthday. So she was making blueberry pancakes for breakfast. I dont know how she started the recipe, because she was already well into it when I tuned in. But what grossed me out was when her children came back to the house from herding cows and riding horses, NOT one of her children washed his or her hands b4 sitting down at the table to eat the pancakes. Do you know how many germs were on their hands? THOUSANDS!!! Does she know how many parasites that they could be ingesting from touching cow feces or horse feces? I think she needs to watch the episode of Monsters Inside me where the 17yr old girl was working in the yard of her Washington State home and goes inside to have some lunch, and doesn't wash her hands. And a month later she starts feeling movement in her left eye. Well to make a long story short, she is now blind in her left eye. She contracted a parasite from deer feces that she came into contact with from the yard work. It all could have been avoided had she JUST WASHED HER HANDS PRIOR TO EATING LUNCH!!!! OMG!!! That is just so BASIC!!!

We Lost a Legend On Black Friday!

Black Friday was even blacker this year. It is with a heavy heart that I report that Larry Hagman died just after 4 pm on Friday in a Dallas hospital. He was 81yrs old. Larry was an amazing actor. He first rose to fame in the 1970s on a show called I Dream of Jeanie. Then in the 1980s, his star rose even higher starring as the villain JR Ewing on the night time soap opera Dallas. And recently his star was rising again on the NEW Dallas which aired on TNT. The first season was amazing. JR was up to his old tricks again swindling and backstabbing everyone as usual. I just loved it! Because now the children of older Ewing brothers, John Ross (JR's son) and Christopher (the adopted son of Bobby) are now grown and getting into conflicts. I wonder how they will handle the death on the show? Or will they recast? I hope they dont recast, because I dont think anyone else can portray the JR character! Do you feel me? hahahahaha So sad!

My New Favorite Show is British!!!

Okay, anyone who knows me, knows that I love cooking shows and reality shows. My new favorite show combines the 2 together. It's called Come Dine With Me and it comes on BBC America Network. It is absolutely HILARIOUS! The premise is, 4 strangers take turns holding dinner parties and each person scores the party from 1 to 10 on the overall experience. The kicker is the narrator. This guy doesn't pull his punches, if someone is over bearing, he points it out. Or if someone is rude or being petty he points it out. In a very cheeky sort of way. Also, the contestants are pure characters. Very rarely is there a dull one. For example there was a gay bar manager who had a drag queen come over and sing a song for entertainment and there was a supposedly straight 30something male who had 550 Barbie dolls.  Some of them are really good cooks and most have very good hygiene, surprising since they are British after all. Ooh SNAP! hahahaha Check it out if you get a chance.

The 47 % have spoken and the word is F You Mitt Robne!

Hello People! It is with GREAT PLEASURE that I announce that that lying, hate mongering, power hungry asshole Mitt Romney loses the United State's Presidency by a LANDSLIDE!!! Personally, I think his 47 % speech was the final nail in his coffin. However, he also had some help from his wife also. I remember her quote that "Mitt doesn't care about poor people". Gurl you aint never lied! How can you condemn poor people for being poor, or old people for being old, or sick people for being sick?? It is not like poor people wake up every day and say, "wow, what can I not do to remain poor today". That is NOT laziness you out of touch FOOL! I am now disabled and I struggle every day to keep going. I have a terminal illness and I would give ANYTHING to be able to hold a full time job again and be in charge of my life. Shop when and where I want to, go out to restaurants, take a good vacation every year or drive a nice car. I miss my old life. But I have come to terms with the hand that God dealt me and I make do. If I were as lazy as Mitt Robme claims the 47% are, I would just put a bullet in my head and the struggle. So, F##K YOU Mitt! You didn't deserve to be President of this GREAT NATION and I am SOOOOO Glad that you failed to pull the wool over the Electorate's eyes. Thank God!

6 Yr Vetran NYC Police Officer Arrested in Cannibalism Plot

Gilbert Valle, 28 was arrested this week and charged with plotting to kidnap, torture and cannibalize 100 women whose names he pulled from a confidential law enforcement database. Is that sick or what? Not only was he planning on kidnapping these women for himself, but he also had plans to sell some of them to other perverts he met online. Victim #2 he planned to sell her for $5,000.00.  WOW! This guy was a police officer ! It's just amazing! Looks like you cannot trust anyone, nowadays. Luckily for those 100 women, Valle's estranged wife turned him to authorities and he was arrested and held without bail. According to the information that was found on Valle's computer, he wanted "to attach Victim #1 to an apparatus and cook her very slowly; keeping her alive for as long as possible". Wow, really? I guess cooking her very slowly ensures tenderness of the meat, eh? ROFL Sorry. I couldn't resist. hahahaha Valle faces life in prison if convicted. I think he deserves the electric chair or the needle just for thinking of such horrible plans.

Sheree Whitfield's house is still not completed!

Sheree Whitfield formerly of the Real Housewives of Atlanta who was building this mega mansion in Season 3; its still not completed. It's no longer a big hole in the ground, but it's just 1 step past framing. Wendy Williams had a picture of it now, and its just the outer shell of a house with a chain link fence around it. No windows, no plastic protective sheeting, nada! So it's a good think that her Ex-hubby Bob, has agreed to reinstate paying her child support at the original rate and a lump sum back payment of $79,000.00. She's gonna need all of that money and more to complete "Chateau Sheree". hahahahaha What a stupid ass name for a house! I think she should name it "Chateau Golddigger" or "Chateau Bimbo". 'Cause she is one dumbass bitch! But she is known for naming things inappropriately, like her clothing line for example, She by Sheree. ROFL (Rolls eyes)

Joe Simpson finally comes out of the closet!

I am sure this will be shocking to some folks, but not to me. I KNEW he was an undercover HOMO! My Gaydar always pinged when I saw him. But he allegedly is leaving his wife for 20yr old boy toy. Publicly he is denying that he had an affair and that the affair is the cause of the dissolution of his marriage. HAH! Why do men lie? Why would he leave his wife to be alone. I think he is definitely leaving his wife for someone. But only time will tell. I wonder how Jessica is taking the news?

Jingos! Are AMAZING!

Hello People,

I've been away for far too long, but I'm back again! And I have a new product that I want to tell you about. It's Jingos! by Pepperidge Farm. Now if you are a child of the 60s like me, you know Pepperidge Farm for their awesome cakes. Well they have now entered the snack cracker world. And I for one want to say THANK YOU so much! These crackers are a mouth full of flavor!!! And the mouth feel is perfect too. The crackers are light, airy, and just the right amount of pop when bite down on them. Yum Yum. I'm sure you've seen their stupid commercial with everyone yelling after eating them? It's a 7/11 type store and a chubby black guy enters and asks the clerk for directions. And when the clerk answers him, he's yelling instead of talking nicely. Then he offers the guy some Jingos, and after they chubby black guy eats some. He starts yelling too when his daughter comes into the store to find out what's taking him so long. Then the daughter tries the Jingos and low and behold she starts yelling too. Sigh. That's a really stupid commercial. But the crackers are really very tasty. I've tried the Fiesta Cheddar and the Parmesan and Garlic flavors. The Parm and Garlic are my favorites. Really delis! hahahaha

Met Gala Disaster!!!

The annual Met Gala was held in NYC this past weekend and Beyonce Knowles wore a see through black gown that was HIDEOUS! The dress appears to be some sort of chiffon or organza which is normally worn as an overlay and not a stand alone dress. Now parts of this organza has been embellished with beading and feathers. However, the part just below the crotch, about mid thigh in the front and just below the panty line in the rear are not embellished whatsoever! And were it not for the beading appliques you would clearly see her butt and or crotch as clear as you see your thighs to her knees. My other issue with this dress is the nude leotard she is wearing under the gown, it is 2 or 3 shades lighter than her skin tone. I think she did it so that people wouldn't say she was naked under the gown, had she matched the leotard perfectly to her skin tone. But I hate it! It's way too long and way too busy! Sigh, all that money and no taste! hahahahaha

Is John Travolta a Closeted Gay?

Okay here we go again, 2 male masseurs have accused John Travolta of sexual battery and sexual harassment in a Lawsuit that filed last Friday. Both men are requesting anonymity at this time and are only listed as John Doe #1 and John Doe #2. John Doe #1 claims his incident happened Jan 2011 in a bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel. And John Doe #2 claims his incident happened in Atlanta, where John Travolta was making a movie. Now this is not the first time John Travolta has been accused of propositioning or having sex with men. Do you remember the 1990 National Enquirer story featuring porn actor Paul Barresi? He claimed to have had a 2yr love affair with John Travolta, but later retracted his story in a letter to John Travolta's attorney. You know what that was, he got paid off. hahahaha Then Enquirer paid him $100,000.00 for the story so I'm sure Travolta paid at least the same for the retraction; at a minimum. Oh well, no one really cares. It only becomes relevant when a celebrity emphatically denies the accusation does it become interesting. hahahahaha The attorney for the two John Doe's claims to have "evidence", maybe there is video or an audio recording of the 2 incidents in question? Now wouldn't that be good!?! hahahahaha Just go and come out of the closet John! You will be a much happier guy if you do.

Titanic II...Good Idea or Bad?

Australian Billionaire Clive Palmer has commissioned a Chinese company to build a Titanic II ship to the exact specifications of the original Titanic. However, he is promising to have "state-of-the-art 21st century technology and the latest navigation and safety systems". That's all well and good, I mean that should be the LEAST he can do, right? But naming the ship Titanic II and building to the same specifications the original had, I think that's very bad!! Because, we all know what happens to a ship built with those specifications. Right? So, I hope nothing happens to his ship, but if it does, I told you so, is not good enough. Because more lives will be lost. So please Clive, DON'T DO IT!!!

Whitney Houston Found Dead, Naked, Cold, and Face Down in Beverly Hilton Bathtub!!!

It is with a sad heart that I report that the GREATEST FEMALE SINGER of all time has passed away. Sorry folks, that's right, Whitney Houston died on Saturday, Feb 12, 2012. She was found floating face down in the bathtub of her room at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. She just 48yrs old. Whitney was scheduled to attend the annual Clive Davis  Grammy party at the Beverly Hilton. And she was planning on attending the Grammys  the following day, Feb 13, 2012 at the Staples Center. Apparently, her daughter Bobbi Kristina was out on errands and when she returned to the room in the hotel, she was met by an LAPD officer. She got into a screaming match with him, because he was not allowing any civilians access to the room because it was now a crime scene. The next day, Bobbi Kristina was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital for stress and anxiety; she was released later that same day.

The reason this is so shocking to me, is because Whitney was making another comeback. Not singing of course, because clearly her voice is not what it was back in 1985. But she was making an acting comeback. She just completed a remake of Sparkle with the fabulous Jordin Sparks. And there were 2 new songs on the soundtrack from Whitney. So things were looking up, inspite of all the rumors that she was now broke. LAPD hasn't released much info on the death, just to say that she was found in the tub by her hairdresser and there were prescription sleeping pills in the bathroom with her.

My thoughts and prayers go out to Cissy, Bobbi Kristina, and the rest of the Houston Family in this terrible time of loss. Thanks for all of the great songs, Whitney, RIP. I will ALWAYS Love your first 6 cds for the rest of my life.

Paul Mooney the Godfather of Comedy..is Effing HILARIOUS!!!!

I just caught the last 30 mins of Paul Mooney: The Godfather of Comedy show on Showtime. OMG! He had me laughing my ass off...and I got a lot of ass to laugh with. hahahahaha No ONE was safe. He covered a lot of topics, racism, cops and profiling, nasty sex jokes. For example: A 12yr old boy goes into his parents room and the father is on top of the mother fucking the shit of her, and without missing a stroke the father looks over and winks at the boy and then laughs. And the poor little boy is in shock and leaves the room. 10 weeks later the father comes home and hearing noises from the little boys room, he goes in to investigate and sees the little boy fucking the shit out of  his grandmother. The little boy looks over at the dad and says," Not so funny when its your mother, eh?"

So if you get a chance to rent or see it on Showtime, please check it out. He's one crazy dude!

Demi Moore Whipped Herself into a Coma!

Okay this is a shocking and completely crazy story about Demi Moore. She has had a major meltdown over loosing Ashton. It got so bad that Demi started using drugs again. Not cocain or crack or even heroin; but nitrous oxide. Is that whack or what? I mean how old are you? hahahaha If you are a fan of cooking shows, like I am. You may have seen some of the chefs using making foams or whipped cream and they use nitrous oxide to eject their delicious concoctions from silver cannisters. Well what some teens do to get high is inhale nitrous oxide. Because it is cheap and not illegal to possess or purchase and there is no age limit. So according to TMZ and Entertainment tonite and Wendy Williams, Demi was distraught over losing Ashton and she was inhaling so much nitrous that she actually lost consciousness and was convulsing when a friend called 911 for her. Really? Demi girl, get it together. Ashton is not worth it! I never understood what you saw in him from jump street. He should have been just a drive by. I mean you had Bruce Willis! And you went from Bruce Willis, a MAN to stupid ass Ashton, a boy!!! What a waste of your time. He's not worth losing your life over. So get into rehab , get clean and sober and then keep it moving. Got Europe and find you a rich Count or Baron and get married. Stop wasting your time pining for a stupid, cheating, moronic little boy. And you know what you should do b4 you run off to Europe and find you a Count or a Baron, you find Ashton's best friend and you sleep with him. Or you find his brother or his dad and you sleep with him. Show Ashton that you are over him and pay him back by hooking up with one of his relatives. hahahahahaha And next time dont fall in love with someone who is beneath you. You have to protect yourself, girl!!! Dont you know this? You are almost 50!!! hahahaha

A Surprising Celebrity Death!

Hey , do you remember Welcome Back Kotter? The show that put John Travolta on the map so to speak. Well, another one of the stars of that show just passed away on Thur, January 26, 2012. It was Robert Hegyes. He portrayed Epstein on the show. Robert passed away from an apparent heat attack. He was just 60yrs old. What a shame. I used to love that show and he was one of my favorite actors on the show. May he rest in peace.

At Last Singer Dead at 73!

Wow, so we went nearly 3 weeks without losing a celebrity, but sadly singer Etta James has lost her battle with Leukemia at the tender age of 73. Although Etta James was a prolific singer and recording artist and a 6 time Grammy winner and 17 times Blues Music Award winner; her 1961 cover of At Last was her biggest hit. In recent years, there was some controversy when Beyonce recorded the tune for the movie Cadillac Records. The controversy started after Beyonce sang At Last on Fashion Rocks 2009 and Etta was in the audience. Then Etta had a concert a few days later and was trash talking about Beyonce singing HER song. Dont you just love old people. hahahahaha Well, rest in peace Miss Etta James.

Whose next? There are quite a few celebrities that are above the age of 80, Clint Walker, Kirk Douglas, etc  Not that I am wishing any ill will upon anyone, but I cannot remember a recent new year when there wasn't a slew of celebrity deaths shortly after Jan 1st. So this has been an unusual year so far. I'm just saying.

OJ Simpsons' Florida House in Foreclosure!

I wonder what OJ is doing with his money in Prison? He receives a $25,000.00 per month retirement payment from the NFL. At least thats what it was at the time of the civil lawsuit filed by Ron Goldman's dad. I saw on the news yesterday that OJs' Florida home is in foreclosure and will be auctioned off soon. It really looked like it was in a state of disrepair also. Maybe one of his kids would like to live there while he is in prison? Someone should be taking care of OJ's affairs while he is locked up. Dont you think? hahahahaha

OJ Simpson, You are the Father!

Okay, are you sitting down? No? Well take a seat 'cause this is going to shock you! Today on Wendy Williams she disclosed that Khloe Kardashian is not a Kardashian after all. Khole is the love child of Kris Kardashian and OJ Simpson. According to US Weekly, the affair that Kris Jenner wrote about in her tell all book, while she was married to Robert Kardashian was with OJ Simpson. So, Wendy put up a picture of Sydney Simpson and Khole Kardashian and they looked very similar.....same, head shape, similar noses, similar skin tone, similar eyes, etc. And there is a friend of OJs' who claims that years ago, OJ admitted to him that he was the father of Khloe. WOW! Was that shocking or what? I think Khloe should take a DNA test and find out for sure. If you  remember, there was an episode one time of the Keeping up with the Kardashian show where Khloe and Kris were talking about how, maybe Khloe was switched in the hospital and she didn't think she was a Kardashian. Well, honey, the secret is out now! hahahaha

Also, for me, what is so shocking about this is, Kris claims to have been such a good friend of Nicole Brown Simpson. Really? Do you always fuck the husbands of your good friends? And bare them secret love children? I just checked Wikipedia and under "Home-wrecking Whore" and "dirty backstabbing slut", there is a picture of Kris Jenner. hahahahaha

Octo-Mom: The True Story!

Hey,

Have your wondered how Octo-Mom Nadia got impregnated with 8 babies? Well Nadia appeared on the Wendy Williams show yesterday and spilled the beans. According to Nadia, her doctor implanted 6 embryos and then her uterus did something it had never done before. It contracted severely in a kind of "hiccup" and spasm. And so her doctor thought that she might have expelled all of the embryos so he waited 10 mins and then implanted 6 more embryos hoping that 1 might take. Also, according to Nadia, this is the procedure they had followed the previous 6 times she had had in-vitro done; resulting in 6 previous single births. So, of the 12 embryos that were implanted, 8 took hold resulting in  8 fetuses later.

I bet you were wondering who the daddy is too? I know I was. hahahaha Well according to Nadia, the baby daddy to all 14 children is some friend of hers. She promised him that she will NEVER disclose his name or location and he has absolutely NO financial responsibility to the children. No wonder her house is once again in foreclosure! Tsk Tsk Tsk....I think that was a totally stupid promise to make. With 14 children in a single household there needs to be 2 parents, and both parents should be working at least 2 or 3 jobs each. Otherwise Nadia needs to get a g-string and find a strip club and shake her money maker. hahahahaha Those children didn't ask to be born, and they deserve to eat and sleep and live in a nice abode, be it a house or an apt or a townhouse.  Get it together Nadia! Those little ones deserve better than what you are giving them at the moment.

Creators of New Series Alcatraz Need to be LOCKED UP and Forgotten!!!

Ok I wanted to like this show from jump. I mean come on, beautiful Sam Neil wit his sexy Aussie accent. With those GORGEOUS blue eyes that are to die for! Dayum!(That's damn with an extra umph to it. hahahaha) Well the Pilot episode starts off well enough but 5 mins into it they made a HUGE error. Now, I have been to Alcatraz on at least 2 occasions, and you do NOT need a ticket to return from the Island to SF. So when the first 1963 prisoner was discovered on the Island by the little tourist girl; he is stopped by one of the Rangers on his way to boarding a ferry back to SF. So what I have to say to the Producers/Creators of the show, get your facts correct. Now the other bone that I have to pick with them is, now I love a good mystery. But you have mysteries upon mysteries piling up on this show in the first episode. Give me a effing break! Please. It's just too much to handle and it makes me start watching the clock to see how much more BS I have to watch to get to the end of the episode. And that's is not a good thing. As a matter of fact, it is so bad, that I have deleted future episodes from my tivo. So, I wont be watching. Sorry, Sam, love your blue eyes though. hahahahaha

Has Death Taken a Holiday? In Hollywood?

Wow! It's 9 days into the new year of 2012 and no celebrities have died  yet. Not that I am wishing anyone to die, but I just think it is unusual that none of the many celebs who are over 80yrs old have not  passed away this year. Usually, 1 or 2 die within the first 3 days of the new year. Well, good for them. I hope they keep right on living. hahahaha

Mob Wives on VH1!

Oh my gawd! Okay the 2nd season started and on the very first episode there is yet another fight. And again it is between Drita and Karen...and Karen's cousin some ghetto ass bitch with the last name of Rizzo. I knew Drita and Karen were gonna go at it again, because Karen was talking a lot of shit again and she kept accusing Drita of telling other people she beat her ass in the last fight. Look, if you want to make up with someone, you dont start off by accusing them of new crimes, and you dont grit your teeth when you talk to them. And you certainly DO NOT tell them  "every day when I wake up, I have to convince myself not to come to your house". What the fuck? Bitch, I'm right here now in your face, let's do this! But since I know you are too scared, shut the fuck up! Karen Gravano is nothing but a trash talking loud mouthed slut! And she keeps saying she's gonna "come for Drita" Bitch! you aint gonna do shit! You are NOT your father's daughter. You are a coward. And if your ugly ass cousin hadn't jumped into the fight and grabbed Drita's hair, I think you would be in the hospital right now. So I think YOU better watch your back! hahahaha

Congratulations to Rap's Top Couple!

It's official, Beyonce and hubby JayZ also known as Shawn Carter welcomed their first child last Sat by Csection. It's a girl and they named her Blue Ivy Carter. Sigh, here we go again, a celeb couple naming their child something stupid. Who's ever heard of a girl named "Blue" b4? hahahaha What happened to the good old names like Cindy and Samantha or Christina?? Well at least her middle name is something normal, albeit a little antiquated. hahahaha Well good luck with your new bundle and I wish you all the best.