Underwater Hotel Room Off the Coast of Tanzania

Ok this is just retarded. First of all, who goes to Tanzania for holiday? Next if I did, I think I would want to stay at a regular resort in a city or a town, not way off the coast in the Indian Ocean ALONE! Anything could happen and there would be no one close by to assist you. But the Mantra "Resort"is banking on people wanting to stay there. I don't know why they call it a "resort", there is not swimming pool, no massages by the pool, no cabana's by the pool, no cute cabana boys bringing you overpriced daiquiris and hot apps. hahahaha When I think of a "resort", I am thinking of luxury hotel rooms, room service, cabanas by the pool, a pool, a nice hotel bar, a big buffet lunch, etc But at the Mantra Resort, you get a double room that you can only access by diving into the ocean and swimming down to the room, there is a water level platform where you can sit and watch the waves and dine al fresco. Above that is a roof deck with a bed for lounging and catching those afternoon zzzs. hahahaha There is also a bathroom but it doesn't say if it is down below in the bedroom or if it is up top on the water level section? And the icing on the cake is the price of the room, $900.00 usd for a single and $1,500.00 usd for a double. There must also be a kitchenette on the water level platform because there isn't any room service!