FBI Arrests and Condems Congressman Michael Grimm

Wow this is a hot mess and a half! hahahaha Congressman Michael Grimm has been arrested and ripped a new asshole by the FBI. Grimm is a former Marine and a former Special Agent for the FBI. And he's a major asshole, he is the Congressman, who threatened to throw a reporter off the Capitol's balcony after President Obama's State of the Union Speech; and this was all caught on tape. Grimm is accused of underreporting wages and payroll at the Healthalicious health food store he bought back in 2006. Grimm is accused of concealing more $1 million dollars in gross receipts and hundreds of thousands of dollars in wages. Assistant Director of the FBI George Venizelos ripped Grimm a new one by accusing Grimm of breaking the FBI motto Fidelity, Bravery and Integrity. Instead, Venizelos says Grimm's motto should be fraud, obstruction and perjury. Grimm released a statement saying he will be vindicated and its all not true, blah blah blah. Yeah dude, you are crook from the word go! However, you are a hottie and I sure would love to bang you! And since you are a former Marine, I know that is possible! hahahaha There is something that happens to Marines, later in life they ALL turn gay! hahahaha I think there is either some hazing or some gay initiation going on at Paris Island. hahahaha Only time will tell what happens to Grimm and these charges but I look forward to the next installment of his torrid life. hahaha