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Monday, April 21, 2014

RHOA Reunion Part 1 of 3 Review!

Wow! This show was very lively and it didn't disappoint at all. The "Ladies" and I use that term very loosely because some of them are not ladies but hood rats! Anyway, they all looked lovely in their formal gowns and formal hairdos. And some of them had their faces beat to the Gods! Oh yes they did! Miss Nene in particular was giving me face! Now surprisingly, Porsha Williams had 2 new additions, that's right folks, she had boob job! Porsha is now rocking some 40 DDs. Which is such an improvement from her 32 A cup of the past. And I am being generous with the 32, I think she was a 28! hahahaha She basically had mosquito bites. hahahahaha But not now! LOL Lord Have mercy Jesus! Anyway, there were a LOT of allegations being tossed around on tonite's episode. One of which was that Kenya Moore tried to hire an African Singer to portray her bf on the show this season! Wow! Now that was shocking and I believe it!!! Porsha claims that she knows someone who was called by the guys mother telling this friend all about it. Damn, Kenya, how pathetic are you? It seems like the only men in your life are all Gay! And Kenya's African Prince that she claims to be dating, supposedly went up to Nene in Los Angeles one night trying to tell her that Kenya was across the street. But because his accent was too thick and heavy, Nene thought he was saying "Kenyata is across the street". Then Kenya phoned Nene, but didn't explain it well either. So they never met up. I put dollars to donuts that that guy was not an African Prince either. I bet he was some Bell Boy or Dishwasher that Kenya had just met. Hell for all we know he was the bus boy at the Restaurant she was eating in. LOL Kenya , either bring the guy on the show or shut the hell up about him! If we cant see him, he doesn't exist. Just like the "killers" that OJ is still looking for for killing his ex wife Nicole Brown. (Ooooohhhh snap!!! That was a read bitch!!!) hahahahaha

First of all, let me say that I am not advocating violence in any way, shape or form, however, if someone keeps pushing your buttons sooner or later, you are going to respond in a violent way. That's just human nature. Enough is enough is enough is enough, am I right or wong? Right! hahahaha Now getting to the fight between Porsha and Kenya. Kenya from the word go was baiting Porsha and just nit picking and waving first a scepter and then over talking her with a bullhorn. But what pushed poor Porsha over the limit was when Kenya stated like it was a fact that Porsha had cheated on Kordel. Oh Lord, what the hell did she say that for? Porsha had already snatched the scepter out of Kenya's hand and now Porsha jumps up, accidentally grabbing the side of Cynthia's deep V dress and exposing her right tit to everyone. Porsha jumps up and then Kenya jumps up,  and gets into Kenya's face telling her "I will fuck you! I will FUCK YOU UP!!!: Then Porsha reaches over with her left hand and rabs a handfull of Kenya's hair and then drug her to the floor and over several feet by the head. Too bad she didn't take her head off! HAH! Andy Cohen jumped up and tried to get inbetween them but he was too slow. A guy from production pulled Porsha off of Kenya. Kenya jumps up and leaves the set, making all kinds of threats about being assaulted. blah blah blah. Hey Kenya bitch, dont send for someone and maybe they wont come for you, you stupid ass WHORE! And yes folks Porsha won that fight! hahahaha But where she blew it was when she then layed on the floor crying about being disappointed in herself for attacking Kenya. Porsha thens says, "I cant believe that ratchet ho made me go there." Kenya DESERVED what she got and MORE! Where I come from, you can only talk so much shit before I start swinging on you and Porsha took a LOT of shit from Kenya for weeks now. Porsha has way more patients than I do, because I would have jumped on that bitch Kenya in Mexico when she was talking all that shit about Kordel and Porsha being his beard etc etc. Well, anyway, Andy sent Porsha home for the day and the taping resumed without her but Kenya returned to the set. See, it's a Catch 22 with Kenya. She causes all kinds of drama, but sometimes she goes way too far and this was definitely one of those times. I am just sorry that Porsha didn't blacken one of Kenya's eyes! LOL Now THAT really would have been a good boxing match! hahahahaha I cant wait until Part 2, maybe Porsha will finish the bitch off? hahahaha Maybe Phaedra will take a turn on Kenya's face!? I sure hope so!!! hahahaaha Thanks Andy, today was a good episode!!! hahahaha

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