Beyonce, JayZ and Solange Release Joint Statement About Elevator Altercation...Complete Bullshit!!!

So Beyonce, JayZ and Solange finally break their silence about the May 5th Elevator attack Solange lodged on JayZ. But all they did was say that they have each taken responsibility for the fight and have apologized to each other. Who cares! What the hell was the fight about? That's what we want to know. We dont really care if they "worked through it now". (Rolls eyes!)  Why was Solange so angry? Why did she try to rearrange JayZ's face? That kind of anger doesn't manifest itself over "your breath stinks" type comment. That was pure anger like, "I am leaving your sister and I'm going to fuck Rachel Roy tonite again". Or "Hey loser, why are so jealous of your sister?". Yeah, yeah, I don't know what was said to piss Solange off like that, but at least my ruminations have some teeth to them, right? hahahaha JayZ going to Rhiana's party alone doesn't quite measure up to the level we saw in the elevator does it? That's like maybe 1 slap to the face. What we saw was World War 3. hahahaha What do you think?