Sex Sent Me to the ER

Have you ever seen this show on the TLC channel? Well I was watching an episode tonite and it is just amazing how stupid some people are and the absolutely crazy things they do to have sex or while having sex. A married couple went to a hotel to get away from the kids and have intimate time alone. And the wife wants to add some "excitement" to their love making and she thinks that Pop Rocks will spice up the love making. So she pours an entire package into her vajayjay. How stupid can you be? Well she found out the hard way. Before they can start having sex, the rocks dissolve and the sensation is not what she was expecting. Instead of the nice popping sensation she gets vaginal burning. So they squirt some water into her to help ease the burning, but that only increases it. So she is so much discomfort that she gets dressed and rushes off to the ER. Luckily for her, there isn't any permanent damage to her lady parts. Too bad, I think she needed to learn a better lesson here. Pop Rocks are food, the only orifice they belong in is your MOUTH!!! I can't believe I have to write that. hahahahaha