16 Celebrities Who Are Bad in the Bedroom!!!!!!

Okay I got this from a Yahoo Article and I was rolling!!! It names 16 Celebrities who are bad in the bedroom and some are quite shocking!!!

#1. Hugh Hefner according to one of his exes, Hugh is a 2 mins brother and he doesn't even take his clothes off to have sex. Hey, do you want to see an 80+ yr old man naked? I think NOT. So Thanks Hugh for that. hahahaha

#2. Jesse James according to one of his exes, he is a very selfish lover, he only cares about himself in bed.

#3. Colin Farrell, is lame in bed according to the au pair he was hooking up with. She claims that she had to keep faking orgasms to keep him happy. And that he was 10 second lover, and once he was done with the do, all he wanted to do was go to sleep. Wow, that's sad, he's so cute. She also said he was very technical with his love making. Well he is a Virgo after all, that's just how we are. hahahaha

#4. Nick Lachey, has a small package according to Jessica Simpson, she says that the first time she had sex with Nick, she didn't really feel much at all and faked an orgasm so Nick wouldn't feel bad. Wow! That was harsh. How small is it? LOL

#5. Maria Sharapova Tennis Star, according to Adam Levine, she lies there like a dead frog not making any noise at all. He thought she would be a screamer, but quite the contrary. Quiet as a church mouse. And when he started to moan, she got mad and told him "to be quiet, that he was ruining her concentration". What the hell was she concentrating on? Sex is more how you feel than what you are thinking about. hahahaha

#6.Brody Jenner, reality star, according to Kristin Cavallari Brody is very "vanilla" in bed and doesn't do any tricks. Wow, sounds like he is missionary man and a big yawn. hahahaha He denies this and claims that she must be bitter about something. hahahaha Really? Why?

#7. 50 Cent, rapper, according to a stripper who did him, 50 is  "only packing about 6 inches" and when she saw it, she was thinking what the hell is he gonna do with that little thing. OUCH! That was a read gurl! hahahaha She goes on to say that on a scale of 1-10 50 Cents gets a 3 but he deserved a lower score than that in the love making dept but she gave him extra points for being respectful. LOL OUCH Again! Dayum gurl that was a backhanded compliment. hahahaha

#8. Russell Brand , ex hubby of Katey Perry, is a disappointment in bed according to Georgina Baillie a former hook up. She said that he kept yelling "Que?" while they were making love. What the hell for? He's just so ugly I would never let him touch me!!! He looks like he needs a bath and a shave. Ewww!!! hahahaha

#9. Elvis Presley, was a dud in bed according to a lot of the women who slept with him. However, according to Natalie Wood "he didn't know how to screw.". Really gurl, that was very crude. hahahaha Too bad for Elvis, maybe it's a good thing he's dead. hahahaha

#10. Paris Hilton, according to Nick Carter, he said that she "was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex. She relied on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform. I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out". However according to Joe Frances of Girls Gone Wild fame, he says Paris was the best he ever had. Hmm, that's not saying much maybe he's only had 10 women. hahahaha

#11. Eminem aka Marshall Mathers, according to his ex wife Kim, Marshall isn't very well endowed and if you him to go a long time you need to give him a little blue pill. hahahaha That was mean, but probably true. hahahaha

#12. Stuart Townsend, actor, according to a friend of his and exgf Charlize Theron, they had become more like brother and sister than lovers. And so he thinks the sex wasn't very good. Hmmm ok.

#13 Tiger Woods, according to the doctor and author of Men are from Venus and Women are from Mars, Dr John Gray, Elin was not having orgasms when she was having sex with Tiger. He says that when women are having regular orgasms, they release pheromones which entice the men. When they are not having regular orgasms, the don't release the pheromones and the men cheat. Wow, I wonder if that is true? hahahaha

#14.Judd Apataw, comedian, according to a hookup, she said, maybe it'll get better if we do it more. Hmm, that doesn't sound like a ringing endorsement. hahahaha Yawn!!!

#15. Sophie Monk, model, she thinks she is a dud in bed. Hmm, the truth will set you free gurl. I bet she is one of those bitches that just lays there like a dead fish. Did you ever see the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson sex video? Pamela is a dead fish fuck, all she did was lay there and make poor Tommy do all the work. So sad!!!

#16. Keith Olberman, MSNBC commentator, according to an unnamed hook up, he was a dud in bed. She really liked him as a person, but she dogged him out in her blog. Then he emailed her 6 days later to tell her never to contact him again, and she was surprised that he did that. Hmmm, maybe he read your blog, you stupid ho! hahahaha