Jose Canseco Loses Finger for the Second Time!

Jose Canseco was participating in a poker tournament the other night and while playing poker his finger, the same one that he shot off a couple of weeks ago just falls off his hand. It was allegedly caught on video but the video link was not  in the article. Jose claims that the finger was smelling bad and completely not usable. He claims he had a feeling it was just gonna fall off soon. Hmm, if it was dead and smelling bad, that would mean that there were blood vessels attached to it. So I would sue the surgeon, Look if you are going to reattach my finger, don't you need to reattach some sort of blood supply to it? Hello? Oh well, I think he shouldn't have agreed to have it reattached once he mangled it so badly when he shot it off by accident while cleaning his gun.  What a dumb ass! The first step in cleaning your weapon is to empty the weapon of all rounds of ammunition! Because it is not safe to clean a weapon that is loaded. DUH!!!!