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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Have you seen Couple's Retreat?

I'll give it an Oscar for location. It was filmed at the Fabulous St Regis Resort in Bora Bora. White sand beaches, turquoise water, floating bungalows with glass cut outs in the floor so that you can view the fish swimming beneath your bungalow, rainbows, and etc. This location is simply divine! The movie is only partly funny. Too much juvenile humor going on for my taste. And the all of the couples were just mismatched! Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell? Really? Jon Favreau and Kristin Davis? Are you kidding me? He could get her even if she were a $20.00 hooker. hahahahahahaha
Faizon Love is funny as hell, but baby, please keep your clothes on. You got more rolls than the Pillsbury Dough Boy. hahahahahaha The other shinning light, other than the AWESOME location was Carlos Ponce, who portrayed Salvatore the Yoga Instructor. HOT DAMN!!! Baby, you got body, face, eyes and big beautiful pecs!! I just want to dip you in BBQ sauce and work you like a rib. hahahahahahaha

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