Good Lord! What the HELL was Sarah Jessica Parker wearing? It looked like she stole the runner off of her Grandmother's dinning room table and the black roses off of a funeral wreath. Sarah, you have a fabulous figure! Why in the hell would you hide it in an ill fitting satin potato sack? And please take that Gerbil you had pinned on the back of your head back to the pet store, I'm sure he's missing his family. hahahahahahahaha
Charleze Theron, OH MY GAWD! Gurl! Where in the HELL did you get those lavender cinnabons you had taped to your tah tahs? hahahahahaha I loved the silhouette and the color of your dress, but the cinnabons need to go back the airport. thank you very much. hahahahahaha
Zoe Saldana, the top of your dress was simply delicious in diamonds. But the bottom of your dress looked like you were breeding baby Barney's on it. Did someone sprinkle water on your train and those bumps just popped up? What the F@#K! hahahahahahaha
HOT Mess Award goes to Sigourney Weaver for like the 5th year in a row. The only redeeming quality about her look was the color of the dress. Blood Red! Just fabulous!!! Everything else looked like she once again ripped down the sheers from a window in her house and threw a hem in the bottom and called it a day! It was ill fitting, matron like, and the only things missing were the gold curtain rods! hahahahahahaha You need to hire a gay stylist! Hellooooo!!!
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