Actor and Singer David Cassidy Sentenced to Rehab in Latest DUI Case

I think this is some bullshit! David Cassidy doesn't need rehab, he needs prison time. Just like Lindsay Lohan. Rehab only works if the addict wants it to work. When they don't give a shit, rehab is not going to work even if the do it 300 times. Just look at Charlie Sheen's ex wife Brooke Mueller, she's been like 30 times and it has never stuck. Take away her freedom, her credit cards, house, car and children and put her in the street and then MAYBE! another stint will work. The addict MUST reach ROCK BOTTOM for them to realize that drugs or alcohol is not the answer. As long as they know that ok, I just have to go 90 days and then I can use again. Nothing is going to change for them. Sigh, oh well. David was also sentenced to 5 yrs probation and he must complete a 9 month alcohol education program. Fat good that is going to do. I bet you David Cassidy will be arrested for DUI in 1 to 2 yrs. Mark my words.

Actor Christian Slater is Out of a Job AGAIN! 4th TV Series Gets Cancelled After Just 5 Episodes!

Oh no! Say it aint so, but hottie Christian Slater is jobless again. His 4th TV series in 6 years was axed this week. 4? Wow, that many! Yes, in 2008 "MY Own Worst Enemy", 2009 "The Forgotten" , 2011 "Breaking In" and now "Mind Games". I got a "job" for you Christian. A blowjob! hahahaha  Damn cant a brother catch a break? hahahaha Maybe you will better luck on your next series Christian.

Woman Off The Coast of New Zealand Catches World Record Tuna!

Wow, this is amazing! I don't know if I could have lasted as long as she did. But Donna Pascoe was fishing in a tournament on Feb 19th when her reel went crazy and started spinning like crazy! She didn't know what she had on the other end but she knew it was big.  Well 4 hours later, it surfaced and the captain yells, "tuna, world record!". Turns out the captain was right, that tuna weighed in a t 907 lbs or 411.6 kilos. Which makes it the largest fish ever caught by a woman off the coast of New Zealand. And when you see the pictures of Donna and the tuna, she looks like a little girl compared to the fish. It is HUMONGOUS!!! So Congrautlaions Donna!

Love Your Comments, But Please NO ADS!

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New "Billy Abbott" ON Young and the Restless SUCKS!!!

Oh I just cannot stand it, this new "Billy Abbott" studied at the William Shatner school of drama. So he talks all of the time in that 1, 2 pause 3 kind of speech. Which is just so fucking annoying, I want to reach into the TV and pull his skinny ass out and punch him dead in his pie hole. hahahaha Dude, just talk normally! You don't need to talk in that 1, 2 pause 3 type speech! Uurrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

California Drought Spurs New Mini Gold Rush!

Who says a drought is not a good thing, didn't know that because there is less water in the rivers and lakes it makes it easier for prospectors to reach places in said rivers and lakes that are normally not accessible because they are normally deep under water. Whew! That sure was a mouth full. hahahaha Dang! I need a car so that I can drive to Auburn or Colfax and pan for gold. On the my local news, this chick who runs one of the mining shops said some guys were coming in with anywhere from $50 to $500.00 worth of gold every day this past week. $2,500.00 in one week would do me just fine! hahahaha

Scandal for Scandal Actor Columbus Short...Felony Arrest!

Oh wow! Please say it aint so! Cute and sexy Columbus Short who portrays Harrison Wright on the hit ABC TV Show "Scandal" was arrested for felony battery charge in connection with him punching some guy in the face and knocking him out in a bar fight. According to media reports the man was insulting and provoked Columbus and so Columbus popped him in the mouth knocking him unconscious. Oh well, guess dude will think twice about talking smack next time, eh? LOL Columbus was released on $50,000.00 bail and faces up to 4yrs in prison if convicted. This is not the only trouble that Columbus has been in recently, on Valentine's Day 2014, Columbus was arrested and charged with misdemeanor spousal battery on his wife Tuere. On March 5th, Columbus was ordered to stay away from his wife. Dang! If it's not one thing it's another, but it seems like Columbus has a violent streak. Get it together dude!!! It is so not cool to hit women!!!

In Her Own Words "A Conscious Uncoupling" by Gwyneth Paltrow

What the Fuck? Bitch speak English! No one really talks like that. "Conscious Uncoupling"! Just say we are getting a divorce, you pretentious bitch. The rumors are true, Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband of 10yrs Chris Martin are calling it quits. I guess he just got tired of her pretentious stuck up ass. Plus she is one bony ass bitch, I bet he felt like he was fucking a board of wood every time he climbed on top of her bony ass. hahaha I bet he wants a thick woman now. Someone with curves and cushion for pushing. hahahaha Good luck Chris and thanks for finally waking up and dumping the skeletor chick. hahahaha

Chris Brown Is Locked Down 23 Hrs a Day! In Jail

Okay, I'm a little late commenting on this, but better late than never, right? LOL Chris Brown the reigning bad boy of R&B has been arrested again. This is too funny, basically for not keeping his dick in his pants. What happened was, Chris had 3 inappropriate relationships with 3 women at the Rehab facility. 1 was with a staff member and the other 2 was with fellow rehabers. This is a violation of the rules of the Rehab facility so they kicked him out of the program. However, they notified LAPD that Chris was gonna be kicked out and so that violates the Judge's order, so his probation was revoked and he had to be rearrested. This happened about a week ago last Friday Mar 14th. So when Chris went to see the Judge the following Monday, he thought he was gonna be release, UMP! Wrong! hahahaha The Judge was not happy and maybe a little pissed so he remanded Chris to Jail until further notice. But since Chris is a "high profile celebrity", should be former celebrity. Because now he is more famous for getting into trouble than he is for his music. hahahaha So they cannot keep him in general population with the other criminals because someone would injure Chris to make a name for himself, therefore Chris must be kept in Protective Custody/Solitary Confinement. He is kept in a small dirty cell 23hrs a day 7 days a week. And according to Radar on Line, Chris hates it. Good, maybe now you will learn to keep your fucking hands to yourself. Eh? You stupid ass woman beater. I say Chris is right where he should be and hopefully he will stay there for many years to come. hahahaha

Evelyn Lozado Gives Birth To a Cash Register, Male Type!

This bitch has really made a comeuppance from that loser Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson to LA Dodger Carl Crawford. And now that she has given birth to a bouncing baby boy, she has solidified herself in his finances for the next 18 yrs. Carl Crawford is estimated to be worth $142 million dollars. Cha ching! hahahaha Anyway, getting back to the baby, Evelyn gave birth to a bouncing baby boy and Carl promptly named him Carl Leo Crawford. Carl named him Leo because Carl is a Leo. Yawn! So drool! Baby Carl weighed in a 8lbs and was 21 inches long. Good luck to both of the Carls' they are going to need it when it comes to that crazy bitch Evelyn.

Veteran Actor James Rebhorn Dead at 65 yrs

Awww, this is sad, veteran actor James Rebhorn dead at age 65 yrs old from a melanoma that he was diagnosed with way back in 1992. You might be asking James who? But I assure you that once you see his face, you will go "OH! That Guy!" I remember him from "Independence Day", "The Game" and "Scent of a Woman", just to name a few. James also appeared in many stage productions and TV shows. He will be sadly missed. Rest in Peace James.

Mt Gox Recovers SOME of the Millions in Lost Bitcoins

Okay this is some Grade A bullshit of the highest quality!!! A few weeks ago, I told you about millions of dollars in lost bitcoins when one of the largest traders of the cyber currency went belly up. Well, low and behold now months later, 200,000 bitcoins estimated to be worth around $120 million usd were "accidentally" found on line in a storage device at Mt Gox. This device was not supposed to be on line because it is vulnerable to hackers and schemers. And since bitcoins only exist in cyberspace, that would make them easy to steal. The owner of Mt Gox, Mark Karpeles, had been storing the bitcoins on the storage device for his customers. Mark is under mounting pressure from those same customers who are pissed off that Mark lost their bitcoins weeks ago. Are you serious? This sounds like a scam to me. If I were the CEO of a company that stored bitcoins and I had put them on a storage device, I then put a giant sticker on this device reminding me what was on it and then I would lock it in my company safe with 5 hidden cameras whose footage is stored in the cloud. I wouldn't put it in a drawer somewhere with no label on it. I think Mark is hiding ALL of those missing bitcoins because he is planning on stealing them and running off somewhere where there is no extradition and living lavishly. Millions in an untraceable currency!!!!! No one is that much of a saint not to try and steal it!!!! Anyway, some of the many customers who have lost bitcoins with Mt Gox were online and discovered the storage device and its contents. Thank God some of them will get SOME of their money back! Good looking out folks!!!!

Stop The Presses!!! Kim Kardashian Lands COUP of the Century, Kim K is the Covergirl for April's Vogue Magazine!!!!!!

This is shocking! Are you sitting down? Kim Kardashian made the coup of the CENTURY! She is the cover girl to the "Holy Bible" of fashion; Vogue Magazine! So, all of the hoopla about an alleged spat going on between Ana Wintour and Kim K, is either put to bed or never existed. Kim K does not appear alone on the cover, so maybe the fact that fiance Kanye West is on there also. Kim K is wearing a lovely wedding dress and Kanye is wearing a dark suit. They sure do make quit the handsome couple. (Hey Haters, stop drinking the hateraide! That includes you Miss Wendy Willaims!!! hahahaha)

R&B Singer Anita Baker Learns of Warrant for Her Arrest On Evening News

WTF! That's right folks, R&B Singer Anita Baker was sitting at home chillin' and watching the evening news when her picture is flashed on the screen and the newscaster says "A warrant has been issued for the arrest of Singer Anita Baker." The warrant was issued by a Wayne County Circuit Judge because Anita failed to appear in court in a civil matter. Ray A Smith Painting and Decorating is suing Anita for failing to pay $15,000.00 for work done back in 2009 at her Grosse Point home. Wow, that's 5yrs ago? Where the hell have they been? Anita tweeted the following, "WHATTT??!!... sittin' in the kitchen watching this on TV. BIG time crazy. Atty on his way to TV Station. Devil sho is busy." Hey Anita, here's a thought, pay your bills and or show up to court if you have a court date! hahaha And maybe you need to find a better attorney, one who will appear in court so you dont have to. hahahaha Tsk Tsk Tsk! If it's not one thing it's another, huh gurl. hahahaha

Olympic Gold Medalist Johnny Weir-Voronov Files For Divorce From Husband!

Oh wow, I didn't see this coming! Gold Medalist Johnny Weir-Voronov has filed for divorce from his husband of just over 2 yrs Victor Weir-Voronov, an attorney. There was no prenup and Johnny is estimated to be worth $10 million. There was a recent domestic violence charge against Johnny, but the couple went to court earlier this month to ask that the charges be dismissed. Johnny supposedly bit Victor on the ear during an argument. Wow! Now that's some drama drama drama, how come we didn't hear about this in the news? Someone is slacking! Hey Wendy Williams you and your hot topics team are slipping again, gurl!!! I scooped you again! hahahaha

The Plane, The Plane.....Where is the Plane? Malaysian Flight 370 is Still Missing After 13 Days!

Okay this is just crazy! How do you make an jumbo jet with 239 souls aboard just disappear into the thin air? Well, if you are a Malaysian Pilot, you do it under the cover of darkness. On Mar 8th, 2014 Malaysian Flight 370 left Kuala Lumpur International Airport en route to Beijing China, but never made it. At around 8:11am on 9 Mar 2014, a satellite pinged the plane for the last time and then it made a sharp turn west and disappeared off the radar screens. There were several shadow pings later but not a solid ping like the 8:11am one. The latest is that on 16 Mar 2014 off the west Coast of Australia in the Indian Ocean, there was some debris spotted that COULD possibly belong to the missing flight, one piece was large enough to match the size of a planes' wing. Everyone, is racing to that area to search for survivors and debris. But at this point, I doubt that if there were survivors that they would still be alive in those shark infested waters. So sad. Also the water in that area of the Indian Ocean is HELL of deep, so if the plane is on the bottom it is going to extremely difficult to retrieve the black boxes or the plane. Personally, I think if the plane didn't crash into the ocean, it was skyjacked by the pilots and is now somewhere in Pakistan or India secreted for use later on in some terrorists plot. And all of the passengers have either been killed or are being held hostage. Personally, that's what I hope has happened. At least everyone would still be alive, not in a good situation, but alive is good. Well, all we can do is pray for those 227 passengers and 12 crew.

Anti Gay Pastor Fred Phelps Dead at Age 84

Yeah! This couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Intolerant and Homophobic pastor Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church has died at the age of 84. The "Westboro Baptist Church", if you can call it that, is made up primarily of Phelps' extended family and a few other morons. No word on the cause of death, but I think the Devil was lonely and needed some company so he came up here to earth and took this piece of shit to back to hell with him. ROT IN HELL YOU NASTY EVIL BIGOT!!! If I ever find out where you are buried I promise you that I will take a big fat dump and piss on your grave mother fucker!!!

Oh, you might be asking me why am I so hateful to this dead guy? Well he and his moronic followers are those evil bitches who used to show up at funerals of our service members who died in Iraq and Afghanistan and they hold up those evil signs saying that "God Hates America" and many other more vicious signs. They even protested at Matthew Sheppard's funeral. That poor guy guy who was beat to death and left on a fence in Wyoming back in 2009. Now do you see why I hate this bigot? ok good!

Rapper Master P Networth $350 Million Divorcing Wife Who Is Now On Welfare!

Okay this is shocking and a complete mess. I don't know who Sonja Miller's attorney is, but he or she is fucking up. Look this is California and this where the divorce was filed. California is a community property state, so 50% of everything Master P has made during the marriage belongs to Sonja Miller. I don't know why she doesn't go to his bank, write a bank check and have them cash it? As his wife she is entitled to do that. Well anyway, according to TMZ Sonja Miller is now living with her grown son, Lil Romero at his house and she is now receiving welfare for her remaining minor children and herself. WTF! Isn't Lil Romero a multimillionaire also? Why is his mother on welfare and his siblings when he can well afford to support them? I remember on one MTV cribs show, when he bought his mother a diamond necklace with black American Express card? Is your card broken? Hello?? Lil Romero claims that his mother is not telling the truth, and that when the household bills come in she gives them to his father and his father pays them. I don't know why she moved out of that mansion, half of it belongs to her. Ain't no way in hell, I would have left. You would have had to have the sheriff's drag me out kicking and screaming!!! hahahaha Master P's mansion is like 20,000 sqr feet if I remember correctly from the MTV Cribs episode he was on. So I would imagine that Sonja and the kids could move to a wing on the far side of the house and never run into Percy (That's what the P in Master P stands for, Percy. hahahahaaha) at all. DUH!!! Anyway, Sonja gurl, you need to get an aggressive attorney and wear Percy's ass out in court! I bet there is no prenup, huh? Since when you 2 got together back in 1989 he was broke ass fool. hahahaha You should be getting like $100,000.00 per month in child support since Percy is worth $350 million! Handle your business gurl, don't let him walk all over you! Percy has been playing the "I don't see you game", and when he failed to respond to Sonjas' divorce petition, the Judge fined him $10,000.00. I think it should have been $100,000.00 and that money should have been turned over to Sonja and the kids. Hello? Well, good luck Sonja, I hope it works out for you.

Celebrity Chef Clarissa Wright of Two Fat Ladies Fame Dead at 66

Aww this is sad, I used to love this show and still watch it now every time I am lucky enough to catch it on the Tele. hahahaha The 2nd chef Clarissa Wright has died of an unspecified illness this weekend, she was just 66 yrs old. Clarissa and Jennifer Paterson used to travel Great Britain in an old Triumph motorcycle with a side car cooking lavish meals for the locals using local ingredients. They also used to give us great kitchen table talk on life, love and food. One of them was the more slutty type and the other was more prim and proper. hahahaha (Classic good/evil.) Calrissa was the daughter a brilliant surgeon who was also a violent alcoholic. Clarissa started out being an attorney but had to give it up due to her own alcoholism. She then went on to run a cookery book store and began catering b4 being picked up by a talent scout for the BBC. She then introduced to Jennifer and the rest as they say is history. Well rest in peace Miss Clarissa. Jennifer passed away back in 1999 at the age of 71. I'll catch you and Jennifer in the reruns.

Yahoo Article Purports To have Answers To LOST The TV Series, IT DOES NOT!!!

I cannot believe the load of crap in this article. It has been several years since Lost the TV Series went off the with that fucked up ending that wasn't an ending and I am still pissed off. JJ Abrams, Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse, you bitches better watch your backs! If we ever meet face to face, I'm gonna read your beads you stupid ass mother fuckers!!! I wasted 5 years of my life watching your fucked up show. The only real revelation in this Yahoo article is that LOST had no script when it first got the green light from the Network and filming first began. A lot of the twists and turns were improvised and created while filming the pilot, for example, John Locke wasn't originally set to be in a wheelchair. The actor Terry O'Quinn who portrayed him used to walk down the beach on breaks while filming the pilot and listen to his IPod. And JJ Abrams told Lindelof that Locke has a secret, and Lindelof said, well what is it? And Abrams replied "figure it out!". Well clearly they didn't figure it out to come up with a plausible explanation for all of the crazy goings on, on the show. Look, I LOVE a good mystery. Just don't piss in my face and tell me it's rain when in face we both know it is PISS. And that's how I feel about LOST. So FUCK YOU JJ Abrams, Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse!!! You can all suck shit out of my ass with straw bitches.

Comedian and Actor David Brenner Dead at 78

Comedian and Actor David Brenner passed away at his home in New York City from cancer, he was surrounded by his family and friends. He was 78 yrs old. David used to be a frequent guest on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson back in the 1970s and 1980s. Rest in peace David.

Brandon Howard Is He Another Love Child By the Late Michael Jackson or the Living Joe Jackson?

Okay this is some bull shit from the word go. How many times have we read articles over the years of people claiming to be the "love child" of this celebrity or that celebrity. Well, here we go again. This time, the 31 yr old son of R&B Singer Miki Howard claims that he is either the son of Michael Jackson or Michaels' father Joe. Joe Jackson was Miki's manager back in the 1980s. Yawn! First of all, I dont see Michael Jackson and Miki Howard having sex. Nope! NOT Happening! For me to believe that, I would have had to be in the room, child. hahahaha Now Miki Howard and sleazy ass Joe Jackson, now that I believe. I don't even need to see a video of that mess going down. Joe is old scholl player and he would tap anything with a slit. Even now in his 80s, I hear stories about him and some chick. So that I believe wholeheartedly. Thank God I didn't have to sit through that! LOLSo getting back to Miki Howards' son, Brandon. Up until last Fri, word was that he was Michael's son, now the word on the street is that he is claiming to be Joe Jackson's son and has given away his DNA to prove it. Well, alrighty then. You do what you got to do Miss Thang. If you've seen his YouTube video, then you will catch my shade on this. He has a YouTube video out where he's talking all whispery and high like Michael used to talk and clearly he has had some work done on his face to look like Michael. He has one of those cute little button noses, he is very light complected and has Jeri curl like curls on his head. I sure hope that is not a Jeri Curl. Talk about throwback Thursdays gone wrong! That Jeri Curl activator stuff used to drip drip drip all over the place and ruined many a shirt or jacket collar from the drips. Ewww! The Jeri Curl always looked wet and shiny and lush, but it was a journey to get there. You really needed a bucket and a back bib to catch all of the excess drips. hahahaha Oh Well! I digress just a bit. Hey Brandon, did you ask yo' mamma who yo' daddy is? What did she say? Did she even know? (Oooooohhhh snap, that was a read, but a damn good question too! hahahaha)  (Rolls eyes, oh well) I guess we will just have to wait for the next Yahoo News article to get the T. If they can find it out. hahahaha

Six Men Have Been Charged With Fruad in Connection to a Non-Existent Film Starring Donald Sutherland

Okay this is a hot mess. Six men, Samuel Braslau, Rand Chortkoff, Stuart Rawitt and 3 others not specifically named have been charged with fraud for bilking more that 60 businessmen into pouring funds to them to make a WWII film called The Smuggler, starring Donald Sutherland and Jean Calude Van Damme. Okay, that should have been their first clue, Sutherland would never work with Van Damme! hahahahaha He is too highbrow to do that. hahahaahaha Braslau and Chortkoff formed a production company called Mutual Entertainment LLC way back 2011 and have been bilking investors ever since. All of the monies collected was siphoned off into these mens' own personal accounts, about $1.8 million USD. Two federal grand juries brought indictments and 3 of the men have plead not guilty but one is on the lam, all face up to 20 yrs in federal prison if convicted.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Star Theresa Giudice and Hubby Joe Plead Guilty To Multiple Fraud Charges in Federal Court

Wow, this is a shocking twist...just back in July 2013 RHONJ star Theresa Giudice and her husband, "Juicy" Joe Giudice were charged with 41 counts of fraud, bank fraud, making false statements on loan applications, bankruptcy fraud, etc and at that time both plead not guilty. Well yesterday, Tues Mar 4th, Theresa and Joe went into Federal Court in Newark NJ and plead guilty to multiple counts of fraud. Joe is expected to be sentenced on July 8th 2014 to between 37 and 46 months in prison and Theresa is expected to get 21 to 27 months. Joe is also in danger of being deported after he completes his sentence, since he is NOT a citizen of the United States. Joe is 100% Italian. I wonder why he has not become a naturalized citizen yet? Theresa and Joe have been married for many years, like more than 10 years I think. Oh well, that's what you 2 gets for living so large on TV and then lying to everyone about it. You cannot hide your lies on Reality TV.

Update: Couple Finds $10 Million in Gold Coins in their Backyard

I love being right and you can check my earlier post where I predicted that these coins were stolen. Turns out I was right. I know I already wrote that....just driving my point home.  hahahahaha So according to an article that historian Jack Trout found, these gold coins were stolen from the US Mint in SF way back in 1899. Those coins were never recovered although someone was arrested for the crime. Apparently the stolen coins from 1899 were newly minted at the time of the theft, and these appear to be uncirculated and "new" also. These coins add up to $27,000.00 usd at face value. However there is an extremely rare 1866 Liberty $20,00 gold piece which is missing the words, "In God We Trust". This coin was minted the year after President Lincoln was assassinated. This coin was part of the 1899 theft and was found among the coins that the couple found. Since these coins were stolen from the US Mint, they belong to the US Government and therefore the couple is not entitled to the current value of $10 Million, they will only receive a finders fee of about 10%. However, Mint spokesman Adam Stump issued this statement when contacted today by ABC News: "We do not have any information linking the Saddle Ridge Hoard coins to any thefts at any United States Mint facility. Surviving agency records from the San Francisco Mint have been retired to the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA), under Record Group 104. Access to the records is under NARA's jurisdiction: http://www.archives.gov/." So I guess someone is going to check into the archives and see if the found coins match the records? Yes? Hello? Maybe not?!?! hahahaha

Review: Endow Me by Coko, Fantasia and Faith Evans

If you love Gospel music like I do or even if you don't but your soul needs some uplifting, I HIGHLY recommend that you listen to this song by 3 of R&B's BIGGEST Divas!....Coko lead singer from SWV, Fantasia Barrino the winner from Season 3 American Idol and Faith Evans. This song is so fabulous that I want it played at my funeral. I want my friends and family to listen to the 3 amazing soloists on this tune and feel like I am speaking to them from the grave. This song is very uplifting, as the 3 take turns begging God to endow them with the spirit. Every time I listen to this song, I have to raise a hand to God. The harmonies blend beautifully together and no one singer tries to out sing the others. But each shines in her own way. The runs are just right. I bought this song from Amazon.com for under $1.00, I think it was just $0.69 cents. Best 69 cents I ever spent. hahahaha This song can be found on Coko's Grateful CD.

First 48 Shocking Episode on Friday!!!!!!!!

Ladies, this case should serve as a deterrent to all of you out there. I don't care how fine a brother is, or how big his cock is, or how much coin is in his pocket, if he has a history of domestic violence, I show him the door and tell him to kick rocks. We don't date, we don't have casual sex, and I certainly will not get into a relationship with him. The woman on this episode of the First 48 made this fatal error and it cost her her life and the lives of 2 of her 4 children. This woman, Christine, was a 911 New Orleans Police dispatcher so you would think that she would know better than to date a piece of human garbage like she did. Not only did she date this "man", but she had a baby with him, a son.Whew, I'm about to start balling here. Whew.  Okay here is what happened. Apparently Christine and her Killer, let's call him "the slug" had been in a long term relationship for many years, and at the time of the murders, they had been living together for some time, but she had kicked him out of the house , just 5 days prior to the murders. We don't know why Christine kicked him out, that information was never disclosed during this episode. But this couple had been together for many years because their son was 18 yrs old, so they could have been together off and on for the 18 yrs at least. So on the night of the murder, Christine's 20yr old daughter, Tresa and her 18 yr old son , let's call him "Sonny" ( I don't remember his name), went to her job at the Police dispatch center to pick her up from work. Christine drove her SUV back home from work with the daughter in the passenger front seat and her brother seated just behind her in the back. Christine drives down this alley right behind her house to enter into the garage and as soon as she pulls in, just seconds later and b4 she can close the garage door. The slug comes running inside and shoots her 3 times killing her then he shoots his son 2 times killing him and finally he shoots Tresa 3 times killing her as she ran from the passenger seat trying to exit the garage. The slug then makes his slick escape with a short cut through the alley to in front of the house and he walks with a purpose down the street where the house sits. We know that because the police found the spot on the fence next to the garage where clearly someone has passed through it and there was video from a neighbor whose house was on the same street as Christines' but their view pointed to the mouth of the alley. So we see the slug as he comes out of the shadows right behind the SUV as Christine drove into the alley to go to her garage, then like a min later, we see the slug as he walks down the street heading away from Christines' house on er street. Is that fucked up or what? The slug shot his woman, and 2 of her children to death like dogs in the street!!! I hope he gets the needle this time. Oh yes, he has an extensive history of domestic violence with other girlfriends. One of which, he did prison time for trying to kill her. He claims that her other bf and him got into a shootout, so to protect himself , he throws her in the middle of the shoot out and the other bf shoots her, but he got charged for attempted murder. He should have! He didn't throw her in the middle of the shoot out to protect her! DUH!!! This guy is a low down cold hearted DOG!!!  I cannot believe he murdered his own son!!! Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk!!!!!! So sad!!! So Ladies DO NOT DATE ANYONE WHO HAS A HISTORY OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!!!!!!! PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's just not worth it.

Congratulations to Gwen Stefani, It's a Boy!

Congratulations to singer Gwen Stefani and her gay husband, Gavin Rossdale (former by of Boy George bandmate) on the birth of their 3rd son (Ok Gavin, looks like you are packing some meat. hahahaha). They named this one Apollo Bowie Flynn Rossdale. Wow, that sure is a mouthful. hahahaha Good Luck to the happy family.

Best and Worst Dressed At the 2014 Oscars

Okay, I'm going to bust both the Fashion Police and Bravo's Fashion Queens! My picks for BEST and Worst Dressed at the 2014 Academy Awards are, in no particular order: Charlize Theron, Lady Gaga, Lupita Nyong'o, Kristin Chenoweth, Kristen Bell, and June Squibb. My Worst Dressed Nominees are: Sandra Bullock, Angelina Jolie, Emma Watson, Sally Hawkins, Liza Minnelli, Anna Kendrick, Camila Alves (Mrs. Matthew McConaughey),  and Anne Hathaway.

Now the breakdown. I picked Charlize Theron for her amazing sense of style and elegance. Talk about taking the LBD (little black dress) to a new level. Theron hit this one out of the park! The fit on this dress was perfect! She looked so good, I want to make her into a Barbie Doll and put her up on a pedestal! Lady Gaga looked so good, at first I didn't even recognize her. The dress was simply gorgeous!!! Her wig and makeup were flawless. She was snatched to the Gods!!! Lupita Nyong'o looked fabulous! I love a skinny girl in a giant ball gown skirt. The only slight criticism I have for Lupita is either get a boob job or don't wear gowns with such a plunging neckline, you really need cleavage to pull off a neckline like that. Kristin Chenoweth was a breakout red carpet walker! Her beaded gold dress was so HOT! She left a trail of smoke down the red carpet! The fit of the dress was perfect and her hair and makeup were spot on! This was like old Hollywood glamour, but updated. Kristen Bell looked the best I have ever seen her look. I loved her off white strapless wedding dress like gown. And again the dress fit her very well. And finally June Squibb wore a gorgeous emerald green beaded gown with a matching beaded jacket. Very age appropriate and reminiscent of old Hollywood glamour! But my pick for the winning look of the night goes to....drum roll please......it's a tie! The winners are Charlize Theron and Lady Gaga.

The reading room is now open....my breakdown of the fashion misses is:
Sandra Bullock gurl, while I loved the color of this dress, I think the fabric was far too heavy to use a drape effect with. When I first saw you on TV, I thought some giant blue squid had grabbed you from the back and was trying to pull your right titty and left hip off with its tentacles. While this dress photographs much better than it reads on live TV, the live version was very scary!
Angelina Jolie, usually gurl, you have much better taste in dresses. Today you dressed like an 90 yr old hag trying to look sexy with an illusion bodice and strategically placed beads that show just enough cleavage to be sexy. I know you just had a double mastectomy, but your tits looked really perky and firm, are those implants? So I'm gonna give your body an A and an F for your dress. Sorry gurl.
Emma Watson gurl what the hell were you thinking? Did you even bother to wash your hair today? It looked a hot dry mess! And the 2 piece ensemble was so horrible, I think I need to fly to NYC and slap the hell out of Vera Wang for allowing you to wear that mess. Your look was so NOT age appropriate! You dressed like an old maid trying to look sexy by baring her shoulders. Yawn! You are only in your 20s, please dress like it next time!!! It's not like you are poor! You can well afford to dress better. Not that any of these ladies paid for their dresses on Oscar night. They are all loans or gifts from the Haute Couture designers.
Sally Hawkins wore a beaded shower curtain of a dress that she stole from her older sister. The dress was at least 2 sizes too big and you were completely lost inside of the dress.(Shakes head in disgust). So sad! You were nominated for an Oscar, had you won, was that really the dress that you would have wanted beamed all over the world? I don't think so!
Liza Minnelli wore an over sized top and pajama pants made out of silk charmeuse supposedly made by Halston. While I loved the color, it was midnight blue and the fabric, Liza really needed to wear a bra underneath. Her giant tits were drooping to her knees like 2 giant under inflated water balloons. Ellen called Liza a drag queen but at least a drag queen would have known what the proper undergarments were to wear with a top like that.
 Anna Kendrick wore a very confusing look, there was draping, beaded illusion, backless with straps, and a giant slit on the skirt. That dress was so ugly, you couldn't even call it a prom bomb or ghoulish frock. It was just hideous!
Camila Alves who is supposed to be a model wore an ugly soft pink sheath with long sleeve and a giant cape like growth on her left shoulder. You are a young woman with a fabulous body, why are you dressing like an 80 yr old nun? I bet that dress was heavy too. It looked so uncomfortable! I bet you were sweating  like pig in it, too. hahahaha
And finally Anne Hathaway normally gurl you look really hot and well put together but today that dress was a total miss. I kind of liked the skirt but the bodice was ill fitting and the beads looked like giant plastic tic tacs. The dress photographed better than it read on TV. When I saw it on TV I hated it. But when I viewed a photo of it, I didn't hate it so much. But I still didn't like it. hahahaha You have worn better dresses in the past, so I know you know how to dress, this was an ugly hot mess. But I loved your hair and makeup. You are still rocking a short do which frames your face beautifully!

Singer Chris Brown Diagnosed with BiPolar Disease and PTSD

Singer Chris Brown was back in court on Fri Feb 28th along with a letter from his Rehab facility outlining his many "diagnoses". Brown supposedly is bipolar, has severe insomnia and post traumatic stress disorder, I say bullshit! This is just an angry, childish, narcissistic little asshole. Where are the bouts of high exuberance, and manic-ness? I've never seen nor heard of that kind of behavior from him. All, we've ever gotten from him and angry and violence...him beating the shit out of Rhiana, him throwing a chair out of the window at a talk show, and him attacking a guy at a hotel for photo bombing him. So, I'm not buying bipolar. And what war or bank robbery did he go through to cause him to be stressed over? None as far as I know. So this just sounds like his lawyer got with the rehab people and said, now what conditions can we give him to make him look better to the court? Something that we can lay the blame on for his outbursts?? Oh well, Brown has completed 95 days of rehab and has been ordered to stay an additional 2 months. Good, maybe they will give him a personality makeover too. hahahaha I would say Good Luck to you Chris, but I dont like women beaters. So fuck you!