Evelyn Lozado Gives Birth To a Cash Register, Male Type!

This bitch has really made a comeuppance from that loser Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson to LA Dodger Carl Crawford. And now that she has given birth to a bouncing baby boy, she has solidified herself in his finances for the next 18 yrs. Carl Crawford is estimated to be worth $142 million dollars. Cha ching! hahahaha Anyway, getting back to the baby, Evelyn gave birth to a bouncing baby boy and Carl promptly named him Carl Leo Crawford. Carl named him Leo because Carl is a Leo. Yawn! So drool! Baby Carl weighed in a 8lbs and was 21 inches long. Good luck to both of the Carls' they are going to need it when it comes to that crazy bitch Evelyn.