North Carolina Police Lt. Sues Starbucks Over Spilled Coffee!!!

Okay this is a trip. North Carolina Police Lt Matthew Kohr is suing Starbucks after a free cup of coffee he received at one of their locations spilled all over his groin and thigh. Lt Kohr was served the coffee and when he tried to pick up the paper cup, the lid popped off and the cup folded in on itself spilling the coffee all over his groin and thigh. OUCH! So Matthew is now suing for $750,000.00 because he had to go through surgery because he claims the spilled coffee aggravated his Chron's Disease and cause him to have part of his lower intestines removed. And he also claims that spilled coffee caused his wife to lose her "intimate partner". I guess that means that he is not having sex with his wife anymore because the coffee burned his prick. hahahaha Awww, poor guy. I bet he cant even masturbate, but he should be able to service his wife in other ways. That's what dildos are for and Oh, I know! Maybe he should buy some Bedroom Kandi stuff form RHOA Kandi Buruss's sex toy line! Hey, Matt, I think I have solved your sex problems!!! hahahaha Well, good luck Matt, I hope you get your money. hahahaha