Double Congratulations to Actress Zooey Deschanel as She Secretly Weds and Gives Birth!

I hate it when celebrities run off and get married or give birth in secret. I am very nosy and I LOVE LOVE finding out the details about their weddings and children. So Zooey Deschanel has done both, so congratulations to her and her new husband, Jacob Pechenik. Back in January of this year, Zoey announced that she was pregnant and also engaged. "I am thrilled to confirm that Zooey Deschanel and her husband Jacob Pechenik are new parents to a beautiful healthy baby girl," her rep confirmed to ABC News on Monday about the couple's first child. And that's all we get, damnit. No word on when the marriage took place, what the bride wore, how many bridesmaids, etc. etc. And no word on what they named their daughter nor how much she weighed at birth or how long she was. I need details people! hahahaha Sigh, good luck to the happy family.