The Secret Is Out! Jennifer Aniston Married Justin Theroux On Wednesday Nightm in a Backyard Ceremony!

I don't care about this story, but I know you do. hahahahaha After years and years of being engaged, Jennifer Aniston finally married her fiance Justin Theroux on Wed in the backyard of her house.( I guess she was too cheap to spring for a hotel. hahahaha) Which is actually the wrong date. For a marriage to have good luck, the date is supposed to add up to 2. So like 20 day of any month, or the 11 day of any month or 02 day of any month. Those are ideal dates. Anyway, no word on who the bride wore or who the groom wore for that matter. There were about 70 guests in attendance, including former "Friends" cast mates, Courtney Cox, and Lisa Kudrow. According to Us Weekly, the crowd dined on fish, chicken, sausage, fettucine carbonara, and mostaccioli pasta with red sauce. Partygoers also tucked into a wedding cake that was topped with Muppet-like puppets. The toppers were obviously a nod to Aniston's love for them. Good luck to Justin, he's gonna need it. Jennifer is really boring, that's why Brad left her. (Oooohh snap! that was a read!!!)