Congratulations, It's a Boy! Jessica Simpson Gives Birth to 2nd Out of Wedlock Child

Congratulations go out to Jessica Simpson and fiance Eric Johnson on the birth of their son Ace Knute Johnson on Sunday. This was a planned C-section, I guess you can do that when you are rich and tired of being preggers. hahahahaha Anyway, this is the 2nd child for this couple, they have a 14 month old daughter named Maxwell. Wow, a girl named Maxwell and a boy named Ace Knute (pronounced Ka-noot). Jessica sure is very fertile with this Eric guy. When she was married to Nick Lachey, she didn't pop out any babies at all. Maybe she was on the pill then? hmmmm. Well good luck kids, maybe you'll get around to getting married b4 you pop out another bastard, eh? hahahaha (oooooh snap! Yes, folks, that was a read! hahahaha) Oh Jess, gurl, I sure do hope that you get a prenup signed prior to the marriage, too! hahaha And tell Eric to shave and take a shower more often, he always looks so grimy and dirty to me. (OoooooH SNAP! That was definitely a read!!! ROFL)