Discovery's Naked and Afraid Should Be Called Flabby and Whinning!

Okay the premise of this show sounds interesting on the one hand. 2 people, who are strangers are dropped into a location and stripped of everything including the clothes on their back. They only given a burlap bag and 1 survival item each of their choosing along with a crude map. They will be out in the location for 21 days. Where they must find water and food and shelter. The male was EJ an Army Special Forces Instructor and Kellie, the female, a survivalist from Alaska. Both were flabby and needed to keep their clothes on! The show blurs the frontal nudity but often showed their backsides. And let me tell you, it was not a pretty picture from the back. hahahaha This couple was dropped in the Serengeti in Tanzania. EJ picked a big knife as his survival item and Kellie picked a little cast iron pot. The entire show, all they did was complain, complain and complain and hypothesize about what could happen. "Oh wow, I hear Hyenas, if they find us at night and attack us, we'd be toast". "Wow, here is a muddy water hole, but animals could be pissing and defecating in it, so it's probably not safe to drink it." DUH!!! And since they weren't wearing shoes or sandals, EJ stepped on a thorn and ended up with a really bad infection. It was so bad, he was hobbling around on one foot and could barely move. As a matter of fact, it got so bad the producers stepped in and took him to their camp so that his foot could be treated. He eventually returned to his own camp. At the end of the 21 days, EJ lost 38 lbs and Ellie lost 28. They were so lucky, not only were there Hyenas in the area but Cheetahs, Lions and Hippos too. So dangerous! And one night Ellie stayed out too late "hunting" and almost got eaten by a Hyena. This show is retarded! And dangerous! I watched a 2nd episode, this one was Jonathan and Allison
stranded on a Maldivian Island for 21 days. Poor Jonathan got sunburned very badly on the first day and wanted to quit. And for the next 2 days just layed around bitching and moaning about how much pain he was in and how much he wanted to quit. Yawn! So poor Allison had to go out and get water and food for them both. and yo think Jonathan would have been appreciative, but NO! He was snippy and bitchy like a frustrated woman! After a few days of laying around Jonathan finally got up and dug a well for them. But the water wasn't good and Jonathan got diarrhea from it. I think they should have been smart enough to bring a pot too. Jonathan's survival item was a hatchet and Allison's was a lighter. He's supposed to be a Marine, but if he's really a Marine, we are deep trouble folks. hahahahaha We better learn Korean or Chinese if he is the typical Marine protecting the USA. hahahaha Allison knew more about survival than he did. And she was smart enough not to drink the water from his well.  The only good thing about Jonathan is that his body was slamming! Washboard abs, big pecs, big arms and booty full of jam. hahahaha I wont be watching a 3rd episode unless there's another hottie with a fat booty! hahahaha