STUPIDEST Recall EVER!!!!.....Lululemon Recalls Hoodies Because of Drawstrings!

Okay, I had to read this like a couple of times and it still doesn't make sense to me. Lululemon is recalling it's hoodies because the drawstrings keep getting caught on stuff and snapping back and injuring women in the face. Are you serious? The drawstrings don't look overly long, but if they are, just cut them shorter and tie a knot on the end! DUH!!! Do you really need to recall all of those jackets because some women are too stupid to keep their drawstrings from getting caught in places they shouldn't? Are these women or little girls. I mean honestly,  its not like the drawstrings are 2 or 3 feet long, they look like they are maybe 12 inches long at best. If these women are not smart enough to cut the drawstrings a shorter length, then they are not smart enough to take care of themselves and should be hospitalized for criminally moronic! hahahaha