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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

2.5 Men with Ashton Kutcher is a Bomb But NOT in a Good Way!!!

Okay, I watched the premiere episode of the new 2.5 Men with Ashton Kutcher. And I found it to be lame, derogatory, far reaching with juvenile humor and also extremely bad taste in humor. I think the producer/write Haime Levine was just lashing out in a bad way at Charlie Sheen the actor by annihilating "Charlie" the character. I really think that having the audience filled with many of "Charlie's" past conquests at his funeraland then having several of them blurting out that "Charlie" gave them a sexually transmitted disease was stupid, immature, inaccurate and redundant. "Charlie" might have been a slut on the show, but he ALWAYS used protection or so he stated. So if he was using protection, how did these chicks contract all of those STDS from him? I think what pissed me off most about this episode was the downright irreverent way everyone was acting at the funeral. I'm not sure if this a cultural thing or Mr. Levine's way of really trying to stick it to Mr. Sheen again? In the Afro-American community, it is really rare that people show up to a funeral and then disparage the decedent. We find it very low class to speak ill of the dead. Extremely LOW CLASS!!! I am 49 and I have been a lot of funerals, and I have NEVER EVER had that happen in real life.

Ashton's performance, if you wanna call it that, was weak also. I mean seriously, what billionaire goes around without body guards and tries to kill himself because his wife left him? Most billionaires that I have seen in the public eye would just go to his mistress or jump-off piece and keep it moving. 'Cause if you dont want to be with me, that's fine. I have a billion dollars and I am DAMN sure that I can find another bitch to bed in 2 shakes of a lambs tail!!! So my point in case you missed it, is ALL billionaires have GIANT EGOS and MOST of them cheat on their wives or girlfriends. They are not wimpy little sniveling bitches who call off suicide attempts because the water was too cold!! And what the HELL is up with Ashton getting naked twice during the show? That reeks of desperation and overkill to me. This was a family show (withe adult themes), but it's no longer a family show if you have a naked running pixalated on the screen.

And lastly, the fact that the character "Charlie's" cremains ended up on the floor and were later vacuumed up in a dustbuster is absolutely atrocious! And definitely NOT funny!!! I will watch part2 of this episode, but I doubt that I will be watching after that.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Actor Andy Whitfield dead at Age 32.

Awww, it is with a heavy heart that I report the passing of Actor Andy Whitfield. He wasn't that well known, he had appeared in a few movies and done some TV work in Australia. But here in the USA he was known for portraying the lead character in STARZ Network's Spartacus: Blood and Sand. He had just completed the first season of the show when he was diagnosed with non-Hodgkins Lymphoma. He began treatment just the 2nd season was scheduled to start filming. He was built like a brick shithouse, abs to die for, nice pecs, big guns, strong thighs and a killer smile. HOT HOT HOT!!! He passed at home with his wife and kids on Sept 11, 2011. Damn, that day just continues to be a bad day. Rest in Peace, tall dark and gorgeous!!!

Latest Celebrity Fued: Simpson vs Richie!

According to Wendy Williams, Jessica Simpson and Nicole Richie are feuding on their new reality show. Which is a mid season replacement show. So we probably wont see it until Jan 2012 or Feb 2012 from NBC. It is a show about fashion and here is the crux of the feud. Nicole thinks Jessica is not high fashion enough to be a judge. I personally would have to agree. Every time you see Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend, she looks like she just left the trailer park and they are heading to the nearest Dollar Mart for ho-hos, ding dongs and slim jims. hahahahaha Yeah, yeah, I know Jessica Simpson's fashion company is worth 750 million, but hey, that's because she makes affordable clothes/shoes/accessories for the common folks. But it's still NOT high fashion. hahahahaha

"I'm Going to EFFING Kill You! If You Ever Call My Wife Again!"

Those words and more were left on the voice mail of  a guy Oscar Nominated Actor Terrence Howard thought was calling his wife for a hookup. However, Terrence had called the wrong  number. The guy he left the message for wasn't even the guy who had been trying to hook up with Terrence's new wife of 12 months. So Terrence called to apologize, but it was too late. The guy had leaked the message to the media and police. Terrence better watch out. Doesn't he know that making death threats and leaving harassing phone messages are against the law? Didn't he portray an Assistant DA on Law and Order: LA? hahahahahaha If i were Terrence, I would never make a death threat via email or by voice mail, that's tangible evidence FOOL! hahahahaha You can't take that back!!! DUH!!!