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Sunday, March 27, 2011

Chris Brown's half top of tatts!

Ok, can someone please tell me why Chris Brown has both arms sleeved out in tatts and his chest too. When you look at Chris shirtless, it looks like he is wearing a long sleeved half top, but it's all tatts. And why the hell does  he have "symphonic love" tatted across his under developed chest? LOL Wendy Williams was right, Chris Brown's arms are small like a woman's arms. He has a flat stomach and boyish pecs, but he does have a flat stomach with some definition. I think I saw a 2 or 3 cans from a six pack there. hahahahahaha I'm not buff like a body builder either but then again, I'm not 21yrs old. I'm pushing 50 damn-it!!! hahahahaha So, I'm one to talk, but fuck it! I did, so there! hahahahaha Also, what the HELL is up with the blond hair Chris? You look a HOT MESS!!! in addition to BEING a HOT MESS!!! hahahahahaha  Ooooh SNAP!

Leona Lewis has undergone a wierd transformation!

What the HELL is wrong with Leona Lewis? Gone are her blond locks and milky white skin. Leona Lewis is now a brunette and she is darker than Whitney Houston. Her hair is straight, I couldn't see the length because it was in an up do. I guess she couldn't connect with other dark skinned people so she decided to become one. hahahahaha Or maybe she felt like she didn't want to be the British Mariah Carey anymore?? But she wasn't really, because Mariah Carey sold a LOT more records than Leona. hahahahaha Anyway, I think Leona just needs better songs and better producers than she has had in the past. hahahahahaha

I Absolutely LOVE the Sophomore cd "I Remember Me" by Jennifer Hudson

Amazing! Breathtaking! Sensational and Fabulous! Are just a few adjectives that I can use to describe the latest cd by Jennifer Hudson. Clearly her voice has matured and she has much better control of her vocal talent. I would say this album was well worth the wait. The first single off of this album is "Where You At". It is an anthem for those women who have a no good bf who doesn't work and stays out at all hours of the day and night while she waits at home for him. It was penned by R. Kelly, who himself has a questionable reputation. After having been arrested twice for having sex with a minor among other charges. I'll give him this though, he sure can write amazing songs. Some of my other favorite tunes on this cd are the title track, "I Remember Me", "No One Gonna Love You", "Everybody Needs Love", "Still Here" and "Believe". "Believe" is a gospel song and it is the last track on the album. I think Jennifer is taking a cue from other Divas like Jennifer Hudson who used to put one gospel track, as the last track on all of her albums. "Believe" is awesome! On this track, she sings with such conviction and control, gone are the days of her over singing and wild abandon. I really love this song. It reminds me of a gospel singer that used to sing lead on almost every song at the church in Oakland where my family and I were members for many years. Her name was Warnell, I dont recall her last name, but she had a very good voice, also. Anyway, Jennifer, you've done an awesome job on this cd. I love it!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

The Last of the Silver Screen Icons Bids Us Farewell

It is with a sad heart that I announce the passing of one of the silver screens' greatest legends and icons; Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor, at the age of 79, from congestive heart failure. Ms. Taylor had been hospitalized for the last 6 weeks at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in the Los Angeles area. Taylor was not only a great actress of the 1950s through the 1980s, but she was a great humanitarian and philanthropist. She was a striking beauty in her hay day and well into her 60s. She had THE most beautiful violet eyes one has ever seen. Ms. Taylor was a 3 time academy award winner, 2 for Best Actress in a Leading Role (Butterfield 8 in 1960 and Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf in 1966)  and the 3rd in 1992 for a special humanitarian award. She was also a Dame, this honor was bestowed upon her for her humanitarianism and contributions to the film industry by HRH Queen Elizabeth II. Ms Taylor is survived by her 4 children, 10 grandchildren and 4 great grandchildren. A private ceremony will be held later this week. She will be missed by all.

On a personal note, I never met Ms. Taylor face to face, but I was in the room when she made 2 appearances at the Macy's Fashion Show in San Francisco during the early 1990s.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Jennifer Hudson's Appearance on The View!

Jennifer Hudson was AMAZING! on The View today. First of all, she gives a really good interview. She is very well spoken and very intelligent. Second of all, her son, David, is so adorable! He's only 19months old and very talkative. Jennifer sang her new single "Where You At?" and blew it out the water!!! I just love her new song and I'm so glad she finally put out a new cd. I'll be picking it up shortly. hahahahaha And you should too. hahahaha It's called "I Remember Me".

Chris Brown Has Major Meltdown After GMA Appearance!

Today Chris Brown went ballistic and threw a chair into a window in his dressing room after appearing on Good Morning America. Apparently he got mad because Robin Roberts asked him a couple of questions about Rhianna. What an asshole! If you aren't mature enough to handle questions about your past, keep your stupid ass at home. LOL I hope he goes to prison for this incident because he is still on probation. hahahahaha Good riddance to some dirty rotten rubbish!

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Wonder Woman 2011 Looks Like an Anorexic Pole Dancer!

NBC has released a picture of the New Wonder Woman, from the forthcoming Wonder Woman pilot show. And in my opinion she looks like an anorexic pole dancing hooker. This costume is nothing like the original, except for the gold lasso. The golden tiara is now headband strapped to her forehead. Gone are the french cut granny panties. They were replaced with vinyl neon blue leggings. Vinyl? REALLY? Also gone is the tasteful form fitting top; it has been replaced with a red and gold bustier that pushes up her implants and makes her resemble a street walker or pole dancer. Also gone are Wonder Woman's black flat boots which have been replaced by high heeled boots. Even though the heels are only like 2 inches,  that's not really good if Wonder Woman needs to chase after a criminal. And the final straw in the coffin for this outfit are the giant silver arm bands. I dont know where to begin to tell you how wrong these arm bands are. First of all, they should only be like 3 or 4 inches wide, not 8 or 9 inches! Next they should be GOLD not silver, all of her other accents are in GOLD so, why would you make them silver? DUH! Please NBC, rethink this costume and turn Wonder Woman back into a heroine and not a cheap sleazy street walking ho! Thanks

I Miss Simon Cowell!!! American Idol SUCKS!!!

This week was the WORST week ever for American Idol. I cannot believe how poorly almost every contestant sang this week. It was so bad that I couldn't even watch a single performance all the way through without hitting the fast forward button. Song selection was awful! Some songs just cant be redone. No matter how good of a singer you are, you will  never do the song justice. "What's Love Got to Do With It" is a prime example. I think Tina Turner is the only one who can sing that song and do it right. But Naima tried to sing it and she "effed" it up good. hahahahaha First of all she was pitchy the entire song. Second of all, that type of song is not her genre in my opinion. Just like the latin girl, she thinks she is Selena reincarnated. 2 weeks ago, she sang "I Could Fall in Love" by Selena and she wore an almost identical costume as Selena's signature stage costume, and she was horrible! I miss Simon sssssoooooooooooooooooooo MMMMMUUUUCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!! And i am done with American Idol. The judges SUCK, the contestants suck and it is not the worst show on the tv. I might tivo the results shows , just so I can keep up with the musical guests....maybe!!!

Friday, March 4, 2011

American Idol Judges are Wimps!

Ok, in previous posts, I have been hinting at my feelings about the new Judges on American Idol. Well, now I'm going to tell you exactly how I feel. They are fake and they suck! On last Wednesday night when the females were performing to try and gain a spot into the top 10, the very first performer, Tatinosi or however you spell her name completely destroyed a Rhiana Song and then the other black girl Ashley, I believe is her name, completely destroyed a Monica song. I had to get my MP3 player out and listen to Love All Over me by Monica again just to get that HORRIBLE rendition by the contestant out of my head. hahahahaha I think my ears actually bleed some when those 2 bimbos sang. hahahahahaha And neither one of those 2 "judges" spoke up and told the truth to either contestant. And I lost a LOT of respect for Steven and Jennifer. I also, lost a LOT of respect for Jennifer when she FAKE cried during the time they were announcing to the contestants which ones had made it to the top 24. You cannot sugar coat the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts.

Cowell Confirms that Abdul is in the Running for X-Factor Panel.

In a recent interview, Simon Cowell has confirmed that he is in talks with Paula Abdul to join his panel of Judges for his new American X-Factor show. YEAH! I hope they can reach an agreement and I also hope that she brings all of the "crazy" like she used to have on American Idol. While I have warmed up to the new panel of Judges on American Idol, I have not warmed up to many of the contestants chosen for the top 13. hahahaha
Oh well, with out Simon on American Idol, the level of talent has diminished greatly! I think Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler are afraid to hurt the feelings of the contestants. And that is not good Judging!!!

Surprising News in Regards to Christina Aguilera.

No she wasn't drunk in public again. hahahahaha The news is very interesting. Christina has landed a new gig as a judge on a show called The Voice. This show purports to give American Idol a run for it's money. The other 2 judges will be Cee Low Green and Adam Levine. So it's basically an exact duplicate of the original 3 judges from American Idol, 2 American Idol, except these 3 judges all have vocal talent. hahahahahaha Well I will definitely be checking it out and hopefully they will find some people with real talent, unlike this seasons' American Idol top 13. In my opinion, only a couple of the top 13 can really sing well.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Charlie Sheen Loses Custody of his Twin Boys to their Mother

Earlier today, the police showed up to Charlie Sheen' mansion and removed his twin boys, Max and Bob by court order. Their mother, Brooke Mueler obtained a restraining order and court order for temporary sole custody. She claims that Charlie had been making threats against her. I say good for you Brooke, now once you get off of the crack cocaine and out of rehab, then YOU should have custody of your children. But in the meantime I dont think either one of you are fit to have custody of your minor children. What was the Judge thinking? HELLO???

Kim Khardashian's New Song "Jam, (Turn It Up)", I Say TURN IT OFF!

Wow!j I just listened to Kim K's new song, "Jam (Turn It Up)" and as I sit here with blood gushing from my ears, this song is whack! I think the Dream, who produced it should be stoned! This is the absolute WORST song that I have ever heard in my life!!! It's worst than "Tardy for the Party" or "the Ring Didn't Mean A Thing". At least those songs had slamming beats. And whoever wrote this song is a complete moron. The lyrics dont even make sense. Here is a sample of them: "I'm going out tonite, it's going down/ headed straight to the front of the line, on the fly/on the floor I can't stand still/And I'm goin' to work like I'm paying my bills." "Dj here I am/ feeling good/ feeling great, just paid my bills. Girls in the building/ fellas in the club/boys spending money/ girls looking good." That sounds like some drugged out hype babbling to me. hahahaha Hey did Charlie Sheen write this song? hahahahaha Not only are the lyrics whack, but Kim K cant sing! There's not life to this song, there aren't even any modulations in her voice. She sings like a zombie. hahahahaha I think Kim K should stick with her many other endeavors, and leave singing to those who have a talent for it.

Christina Aguilera Arrested In LA

In the wee hours of Tuesday Morning , her bf Rutler was observed by LAPD "burn rubber" on Sunset Blvd. So they pull him over and he fails the field sobriety tests. Christina was in the car and she was VERY intoxicated also. He is arrested for DUI and  Christina is arrested for being drunk in public. What the hell is going on with her? This is not the first time she has been drunk lately and made some bad decisions! They recently crashed actor Jeremy Renner's birthday party at his house and were found passed out in his bed, at a Hollywood party, Christina got into a physical altercation and screaming match with Julianna Hough(Ryan Seacrest's gf). Could it be that she is still in love with her soon to be ex-husband? Does she still have some unresolved issues with her father? Could it be the fact that her last album Bionic was a failure? What is making her drink so much lately? Or has she been an alcoholic all along and we didn't know it??? I hope she gets her act together, I love her voice and I would hate to see her dead or in jail. Get it together Christina , get some help and get back into the studio and belt out some more hits girl!

Charlie Sheen is a Moron!

I am watching his 20/20 interview and I cannot stand the way he speaks. It so nasal and self entitled and elitest. EWWW! I just want to punch him in his face. hahahahaha He's only 45, but he looks like he is 55 or older. He is NOT cute anymore. And he is babbling like a strung out base head. OMG, he has his 2 livein porn stars helping with his children. WTF!!! I've said it b4 and I'll say it again, Charlie Sheen is a HOT Effing Mess! And if he continues on the path he is on, right now, he will be dead in 1yr. It's so sad. His show is hell of funny! According to Wendy Williams, Charlie has been offered a show on HBO for 5million per episode and 10 episodes. Maybe Charlie is trying to get himself fired from CBS so that he can go to HBO and make even more money!??? I still think his father Martin needs to step in and become Charlies' conservator. Charlie desperately needs help and guidance.