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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Amy Whinehouse Dead at 27!

Wow, talk about your tragedies. British R&B Singer Amy Whinehouse dead at just 27yrs old from an unknown cause at this writing. The fact that Amy is dead is not the shocking part. Her life had been a trainwreck for years. The shocking part about her death is that it took this long for her to die. For the last year or so she had been spiraling downhill, attacking fans at her concerts or on the street, getting int brawls with her ex-husband Blake, showing up drunk for concerts, forgetting the lyrics to songs while on stage, walking around looking like a homeless person, etc etc. It's still so sad! She had a truely amazing voice and I really loved her videos. I will miss Amy. I hope she finds peace where ever she is. RIP Amy!

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Jenny's Back on the Singles Block!!

That's right kids, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have called it quits after 2 kids and 7 years of marriage. Big shock; NOT! I think what is shocking is that it lasted 7 years. I knew these 2 would not stay married for a long long time. He's a drug addict and she's a ho! She was engaged to Ben Affleck and all set to walk down the aisle and then all of a sudden their wedding got called off! Then a few months later, she secretly weds Marc Anthony. How can you be head over hills in love with one guy in Oct 2003 all set to marry him, then just hours b4 the wedding is to take place you cancel it. And not even 1year later, you run off and marry some other dude! I think there was some crossover or simultaneous dating going on there. I remember seeing some footage of Jlo and Ben Affleck at an event, it might have been the opening of Jennifer's restaurant Madre. And this guy in the crowd runs over and gives Jennifer a huge bouquet of flowers. Well, it turns out that guy is a good friend of Marc Anthony's. AHA! I rest my case. hahahahahaha

When is Thin Too Thin?

Have you seen Vera Wang lately? She is nothing but skin stretched over bones. Her tits are nothing but giant deflated balloons.And when you look at her face, her cheeks are gaunt and the orbs of her eyes look sunken. It's really scary because she has such a GIANT head. Tsk Tsk Tsk...what is going on with her? I think she weighs less than 100lbs now. So sad!!!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Fabian Nunez is CRAZY!!!

Arnold Schwarzenegger is being sued by the family of the young man that was killed in San Diego by the son of Fabian Nunez and his friends. Now Fabians' son was not the actual murderer, but he participated in the fight that preceded the stabbing. Fabian asked his friend, Arnold to commute the sentence just prior to Arnold leaving the Governors' office. Well Arnold cut the sentence in half, from 15yrs to 7.5yrs. But he failed to notify the victim's family, which is required by law. Well, now Fabian is saying that his son got a raw deal and shouldn't have receive so much time and it is all politically motivated. WTF? Are you kidding me? Fabian has one GIANT ego! He's been out of office as the Speaker of the House for the State Assembly for years and no one cares about him. Out of sight, out of mind! As far as I know, he's not running for public office , nor does he currently hold a public office. So how in the HELL could this have been politically motivated!!!?! Fabian dude, stop making up shit out of whole cloth, Dude! You and Arnold did another dirty Republican back door deal and you got caught. I think your son's sentence should be reinstated to the full 15yrs and the court should tack on another 5 to 10yrs as penance for your dirty back door deal with Arnold. Now, what do you think about that?! SNAP! hahahahaha Yes, folks, there should be consequences to your actions.
I am going to write my Congress Woman Doris Matsui about this matter and I urge you to contact your Congress person and/or Senator also. Thanks!

I am so SICK of hearing about Jaycee Dugard and the Garridos!

When will this story die? CBS13 in Sacramento is beating this story to death! I dont think a single newscast has aired without at least one new update on this tragic story. Yeah folks, I think it's tragic, but I also think it could have ended a lot sooner than it did. Children tend to believe people who make idle threats. Adults know that not every threat is going to come to fruition. Once Jaycee turned 18 or so, she should have left. the fact that she didn't tells me that she was brainwashed into liking the situation. I have met other abuse victims and they have that same mentality. Years ago when I was taking an pottery class in SF, one of my classmates and I almost got into an argument over child abuse. He thought it was ok, becasue the kid was receiving "love". And I said "love" and abuse are 2 completely different things. Needless to say, that was the last conversation I had with him. Adults who have sex with children are SICK and PERVERTED!!! And that has NOTHING to do with love!!!

Lorena Bobbit Aint Got Nothing on this Chick in Southern California!!

An Orange County Woman, Catherine Becker, 48 has been arrested for maiming her estranged husband. Oh, I'm sorry, ALLEGEDLY! hahahaha The facts of this case are almost unbelievable! Catherine and her husband of 1yr were going through a divorce. So the other day she invites her husband, who has not been identified because he is a victim of spousal abuse. According to the police, Catherine invited her husband over for dinner that she cooked but did not eat. During the course of the meal, the husband said the food didn't taste right and he was getting sleepy. So he went into the bedroom and layed down. Well the next thing he knows, he wakes up to the wife pulling his pants down and then the sensation of the wife cutting off his penis. He was powerless to stop her, because she had bound him to the bed when he passed out. After cutting off the husband's penis, the wife then threw it into the garbage disposal and turned it on. OUCH!  Mrs Becker has a slew of charges against her, aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with the intent to commit a felony, poisoning, and spousal abuse.WOW! what did dude do to provoke his soon to be ex-wife to attack him in such an awful matter?!!!! The husband is in the hospital in critical condition. Yeah, you think? hahahahahaha

The Real Reason Beyonce Fired her Father Matthew as Her Manager!

Well folks, the truth has finally come out about the real reason Beyonce fired her father as her manager. According to court papers filed by Live Nation Entertainment has accused Matthew Knowles of stealing money from one of Beyonce's tours. The tour in question is most likely her 2009-10 I Am tour. This claim has been confirmed by a Law Firm that conducted an audit. Beyonce still stand by her father, stating that business is business and family is family. Matthew denied all of the allegations and has requested that the judge request depositions in this matter. Depositions? Is he serious? I think he better get a good attorney and pay back all of the money. Hello?

Monday, July 4, 2011

Have You Seen My Big Gypsy Wedding on TLC?

Oh my ever loving God! This show is such a trip!!! It is a reality show about the Irish Gypsies of Great Britain. Also known as Travelers, because many travel from City to City in little mobile homes.  Many of the girls get marrried at age 16 or 17 to men around 18 to 21. This is NORMAL for them, but shocking to us Americans. And these girls wear the MOST OUTRAGEOUS wedding gowns! Sometimes with as many as 20 under skirts making their dresses poof out to as much as 10 feet or more from hip to hip. These ball gown skirts are so huge, that the girls often have trouble walking. And talk about GAUDY and UGLY ass bride maids dresses. Some of them are neon green and orange, hot pink and black, and fire engine red with black piping, also with giant ball gown skirts; these are just some of the atrocious color combinations for the bride maids dresses. But the hideous dresses dont end with the bride or the bride maid, the mother of the bride and many of the guests dress like street walkers. Micro minis, sequins, midriffs, cutouts, one shoulder or bustiers are the norm for many of the attendees. And when they dance, the only thing missing is the pole. You would think that they were auditioning for who can dance the sluttiest. And it's not just the friends of the bride who dance like that, grown women, 8 and 9yr old girls, etc...all dance like video hos!!!! and strippers.

Many of the British hotels and motels refuse service to Traveler Weddings because the Travelers are ghetto types who love to party hard and get into fights at the receptions. And once the girl is married, she will move out of her family residence to live in a mobile home with her new husband and she is not allowed to work. Her "job" is to clean the trailer and cook the meals. That's it. Which is cool, because many of the girls are functional illiterates because they dropped out of school at age 11 or 12. They do this to help out at home. Many of the boys are the same way. They dont have educations because many make a living in fight clubs and grifting.

What boggles my mind is where do the families come up with the money for the dresses, elaborate cakes and enormous receptions? They dont do anything on the cheap. And in their culture, you dont send out wedding invitations.. It's all word of mouth and anyone in the community can attend the wedding and reception.

Also, in traveler culture, girls are not allowed to approach boys. There is no premarital sex !!! Girls are not allowed to be alone with boys at any time for any reason. Even after they become engaged. If the couple wants to go out shopping for their future household, they MUST be accompanied by a chaperon, like a parent, grandparent, aunt, etc. However, if you are at a function, like a wedding reception or birthday party, and a boy likes a girl he can just go up to her and grab her and carry her off outside and try to get her to kiss him and give him her phone#. If she refuses, he can twist her arm and make her kiss him. This is perfectly acceptable and the one exception to the rule of males and females now being allowed to be alone together.

It's just SHOCKING! The Gypsy Culture. Now I completely understand why they are frowned upon in most of British and European societies. Check it out on netflix or redbox. hahahaha

New York Set to Approve Gay Marriage!

WOW! This is some AWESOME and AMAZING NEWS!!! But the State of New York is all set to approve Gay marriage. This law has been passed the State Senate and Governor Cuomo has stated that he will sign it forthwith. Yeah!!! This will make 7 US States that allow Gays to marry legally. YEAH NEW YORK! Now what the HELL is wrong with California?!!!!

I'm BAACCCKKKKK!!!!

Hello Folks,

Sorry for my absence, but I've been ill. It seems that I am not only allergic to Generic Cozaar, but I am allergic to Brand Cozaar too. And I was taking it for years. Crazy! Eh?!

A lot has happened since my last post. We lost Peter Falk, he was 83 when he died. He had dementia and something else.
Maria Shriver filed for divorce from Arnold "I cant keep it in my pants" Schwarzenegger.
Congressman Anthony "I cant keep my clothes on" Weiner finally admitted that he was the one twitting nude and semi-nude pics of himself to several women and one teenage girl on Twitter. He is such a effing LIAR! And he finally resigned from Congress.