Drama on the set of Miami Basketball Wives!

Today on Wendy Williams she reported that 2 of the participants of  Basketball Wives Miami. Now these 2 have had their differences in the past, but this was a physical altercation. Can you guess which 2 were fighting? No, ok I'll tell you. It was Evelyn and Jennifer. 2 bffs, well they were until they got into this tiff. Now Wendy didn't say why they were fighting but apparently during the fight, Evelyn hit Jennifer over the head with her pocketbook. Now, just a couple of days ago, Wendy reported that Evelyn's fiance gave her a Masarati, a Birken bag and a pair of Loubitans. Could Jennifer be jealous and that's why she and Evelyn were fighting? Or did Jennifer speak out of turn again in another interview, like the last time they were fighting?? Hmmm...sounds juicy regardless of the reason, I bet it was a good fight. hahahahahaha And I'll be watching the new season when it airs in Feb. Yeah!!!

Sheree Whitfield is a FAKE ASS BITCH!!!

On last night's extra episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree's story line was about how she has not received any child support from her ex-football player husband. That big old gorilla looking ape! hahahaha Well on more than one occasion, Sheree was dropping some crocodile tears about having to take him to court. Are you kidding me? I take back all of the snide remarks I made about her acting, well not all, but some. hahahahaha That bitch can cry on cue! And she sure was giving us drama over taking this man to court. HAH! Why wont she go against her ex, the way she went after Nene a few weeks ago; over some money that never went to Nene because Nene didn't even attend the event. (ROLLS EYES) She hired Phaedra but didn't follow her advice, to put the ex in jail. Which would then force him to pay up. My mother did it to my father, lots of women have done it. Stop your kvetching and put that ugly gorilla back in the zoo. hahahahahaha And next time you shed tears over something, make your snot too or else I wont believe those tears either. hahahahaha DUMB BITCH!!! OH! And where the hell are you getting the money to buy a new porsche, and build a house from the ground up with a pool NO LESS!?!?!

Ex-wife Linda Hogan OUTS Hulk Hogan!

In Linda Hogan's new autobiography, that was released last month. Linda makes all sorts of claims against Hulk Hogan, real name Terry Bollen. Linda now claims that Hulk was violent towards her, and that he cheated on her with a man. What? Oh yes, Linda claims that Hulk Hogan and another wrestler had an intimate sexual relationship. The other wrestler is Brutus the Beefcake.  Now Wendy Williams does not believe this, but she is dead wrong. I dont know what era she is living in, but there are so many married men on the DL that in my opinion it is harder to pick one out who ISN'T having secret male sex than it is to pick one out who is. I've said it before, after I moved up here to Sacramento, I found hundreds if not thousands of married men who want to cheat with other men. All you have to do is check out the men4men ads on Craigslist in any city. And 95% of them will be from married men looking to hook up. Ladies, if your man travels regularly for work, I bet you your marriage that he is hooking up or trying to hook up with a man. If you dont believe me, just go look at the men4men or causal encounters ads on Craigslist.

Huge UPSET on XFactor!

Okay, Nicole needs to grow some balls, like the ones she usually uses as she snipes at Simon and follow the shows' rules. So here is what happened. Marcus Canty and Rachel Crow ended up being the bottom 2 contestants and therefore they had to have a singoff. Marcus was ok, but he doesn't have as strong a voice as Rachel.. LAReid voted to send Rachel home and keep Marcus. Simon voted to keep Rachel and send Marcus home. Paula voted to keep Marcus and send Rachel home. Nicole after hemming and hawing voted to keep Rachel and send Marcus home, causing a deadlock and now forcing the producers to go the actual votes cast by john q public. And unfortunately, Rachel had the lowest # of votes. What pisses me off is that Marcus had been in the bottom 2, 2 other times and Rachel had never been in the bottom. Clearly, John Q Public was sending Marcus a message. You know it really makes me regret voting for Marcus. I voted for all of them, but I didn't keep a tally of how many calls I placed for each one. Next week I will make sure that I do not cast any votes for Marcus. He needs to go. I just hope that Simon keeps his word and we do hear from Rachel again. She really reminds me of Stacy Lattisaw. Do you remember her? She was discovered when she was 13 and put out a really nice album. A cover of "Love on a 2 way street" was one of her biggest hits. She also had a big hit with "Let Me Be Your Angel"and a #1 R&B hit with Johnny Gill "Where Do We Go From Here?" But I will be keeping my eye out for Rachel's cd. You are a star!

Jesus Freak at UFC 140 Prelims!

Okay, I swear, it always cracks me up when I hear white people talking about Jesus. So, I was watching the UFC 140 Prelims and the winner of the first bout, Dennis Hallman makes the following statement to Joe Rogen. "I just want to say thank you Jesus , please come quickly because we are barely holding on." WTF?  Really? Is that what you really wanted to say?Hmmm, sounds to me like you have a personal problem. hahahahaha I dont think the world is in the dire straights that you perceive it to be, buddy. And now that we've discovered other worlds in other solar systems that have earth like atmospheres. I am sure we are not alone. Also, there was the possible cloaked spaceship that was spotted near Mercury when a wave of electronically charged material shot off of the sun into Mercury. Here's the link check it out http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mysterious-planet-sized-object-spotted-near-mercury-154443870.html

Was Natalie Wood Murdered?

Natalie Wood?! I bet some of you youngsters are saying, who is that? hahahaha Well, on November 29, 1981 Natalie Wood was found floating in the water off the coast of Catalina Island in Southern California. The death was ruled an accident, at the time. Well shoot 30yrs into the future which is present day 2011. And 48hrs and Vanity Fair are doing a joint show/article on Natalie Woods' death and are interviewing the former Captain of the Woods/Wagner yacht. Apparently something that he said in this present day interview sparked the taking a new look at the death of Natalie Wood. Now, according to Yahoo News, Woods tried to leave the yacht because Christopher Walken and Robert Wagner (Woods' hubby at the time) were having a heated argument. Hmmm, that's not what I heard. A few months or years after Woods' death, I heard through the grapevine that Woods was murdered because she caught Wagner and Walken having sex. Now I didn't believe it when I heard it, but that was before I moved up here to Sacramento. I used to believe that the majority of straight men only had sex with their wives or with females. Not true! After moving up here and reading all of the Craigslist ads, which are filled with married men trying to hookup with other men. I think I now know the truth about men in general. hahaahahaha The police are going to have a press conference on Friday to share details. I'll be watching! hahahaha

Demi Moore Calls It Quits with Cheating Hubby Ashton Kutcher.

Demi Moore announced today that she would be ending her marriage with cheating husband Ashton Kutcher. In a statement released today, she cited believing in vowels as one of the reasons she is ending her 6yr marriage. You go girl! First of all, I am surprised the marriage lasted this long. Demi is 15yrs older than Ashton. So I'm sure they were having hot sex, but I'm also sure that that 25yr old (Ashton's age at the time of the marriage) was blowing out Demis' back. And so after a year or 2 of that, I'm sure she wasn't having sex that often with him. I was in a long term relationship myself and I can state for a fact that as the years go on, sex gets boring and routine, the longer you stay with the same person. And my mate and I tried to spice things up and so we did it in the bathroom, on the floor in the living room, at the kitchen sink, on the dining room table, etc etc. We did it in every room in our 1 bedroom apt (more than once). hahahahaha Oh the memories. hahahahaha Anyway, good for you Demi!

Mad Fashion is AMAZING!

Have you been watching Mad Fashion on Bravo? It is really an AMAZING show!  Do you remember Chris March from Project Runway? He was one of the lucky ones who got eliminated and then brought back during his season. Well, he does THE most amazing fashions! Giant head pieces, elaborate skirts with tight corseted bodices, etc. Check it out. I think you will be ...wait for it....AMAZED!  hahahahaha  I do know other adjectives, but once you see his fashions, I think you will agree they are AMAZING! hahahaha

Kris Humphries Should NOT Get the Ring Back From Wife Kim!

According to Ian Web of US Weekly, Kris Humphries did not pay one red dime towards the purchase of the 2 million dollar ring he gave Kim Kardashian when he proposed. First of all, the ring was discounted 80% so that would be 1.8 million. And the remaining $200,000.00 was paid for by the production company of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. So if anyone should get the ring back, it should be the production company. Everyone has been asking if this was a sham marriage, well I think this answers that question, dont you? hahahaha

Shocking Deaths Out of Hollywood!

Last week, it was announced that former heavy weight Champion Joe Frazier had liver cancer. And now he has passed away from it. Talk about a double hit to the gut. I always liked Joe. Not because he knocked out loud mouth Mohamed Ali, but because he was a good boxer. And he always gave you a good fight. Just like Ali. Joe was in his late 60s.Rest in peace Champ.

The other SHOCKING death that happened in Hollywood today was that of Rapper/actor Heavy D. Around 11:25 am this morning, a 911 call was placed in Beverly Hills for an unconscious man. The paramedics show up and it's Heavy D. But he had regained consciousness and was transported to a local hospital. But he was dead by 1pm. Wow!!! He was just 44yrs old. He just appeared recently in an episode of Castle on ABC, he has a role in the latest Eddie Murphy movie "Tower Heist", and he performed at the BET Awards back October. So sad. Rest in peace Heavy.

Real Housewives of Atlanta Doesn't Disappoint!

Tonite Bravo aired the latest season of Real Housewives of Atlanta. And they pulled out all the stops. We had a surprise visit from Miss J the Runway Coach from America's Next Top Model. Apparently he and housewife Cynthia go way back and are long time friends. Cynthia has opened up a modeling school and Miss J was kind enough to drop by and give a runway class. Those lucky bitches! Miss J is a fierce walker and can tear up any runway!

Speaking of lucky bitches. Kim and Kroy have moved in together and we got a brief look at Kroy up close and personal. DAYUM!!! He is FINE! I would give my left and right nut just polish his knob. hahahahaha Kim is very pregnant and such a lazy ass fat ho!

Speaking of hos! Kandi has a new business: sex toys. They are supposed to high end, I wonder if she has been to sex shop lately. Not that fake ass vibrator store they went to on the show. But a real sex shop. Most sex shops are price very high already, so I wonder what her price points are going to be??

Sheree and Nene got into it, but this was not Nene 's fault. Sheree started it. She was running around town talking smack about Nene and this time I really thing Nene was innocent. And I really felt sorry for Nene. Sheree was accusing Nene of going behind her back and trying to get more money for herself from a promoter of an engagement that Sheree invited Nene to appear alongside her. I'm not sure if Nene did that or not, she denies it. Oh well, the fight was pretty good. Check it out online. And I'll definitely be watching the rest of the season. Will you?

PETA Sues Seaworld on Behalf of the Killer Whales...Slavery! WTF?

Ok I KNEW the PETA people were crazy, but this has got to be the STUPIDEST claim yet. PETA is suing Sea World on behalf of the Killer Whales claiming that Sea World is using them as slaves. What the FUCK?! Excuse me, but I dont see any Killer Whales working in any cotton fields with chains on their ankles or getting whipped for back talking the overseer. I think the retards at PETA are not using their full brain capacity for lack of protein in their diets. Again here is a group of people with too much time on their hands. Instead of belly aching about cruel our food is treated befor it is slaughtered and it sent to market, maybe the people at PETA should sit down and eat a nice big bacon cheeseburger with fries and a shake. And come up with plans on how to make this a better country...like an end to long term unemployment, an end to homelessness, an end to hunger, and poverty. Man has dominion over animals. The Killer Whales are not slaves! They are animals that are owned by a company that uses them for entertainment....and the killer whales are well fed and well taken care of.  PETA has really  done it this time! Just RETARDED!!!!

Jessica Simpson is Knocked up!

WOW! What a slut! Her and her daddy were always espousing their Christian beliefs and family values and now look at Jessica. Unmarried and knocked up. So let's see how many of God's laws she has broken? 1. Premarital sex. (Fornication!) 2. Conceiving a child out of wedlock. And if she has the baby prior to marrying the baby daddy, 3. Giving birth to a bastard child. Wendy Williams and the folks at TMZ keep wondering why Jessica refuses to confirm that she is pregnant and I think that is the reason why. Even though clearly she is at least 6 or 7 months pregnant by the size of her baby bump. Jessica is a lying, sinning, fornicating, knocked up whore. I love it when people who put themselves on Christian Pedestals get knocked down and outed for the lying sluts that they really are. hahahahaha

Lindsay Lohan Gets Nearly $1Million Dollars for Posing for Playboy!

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan was offered $750,000.00 usd to pose nude in Playboy. She countered with 1million and then Playboy met her somewhere in the middle. Probably $850,000.00. hahahahahahaha
Wow! Really? Is she that desperate for money? Besides, who wants to see her lady parts? I know I sure dont! She is already doing the shoot. I guess maybe her legal fees are killing her, eh? hahahahahaha If she doesn't complete her community service by Nov 2nd, she's headed back to jail. $850,000 can buy you a LOT of cup of soups at the canteen. hahahahaha OH! and maybe she can be bunk mates with her daddy. Yeap, he got arrested again for domestic violence. His girlfriend refused to give him oral sex and he got mad and started throwing things and grabbed her by the arm...yada yada yada yada...threw a remote control at her head...yada yada yada yada. Hey Mike, I'll suck it if she wont! hahahahahaha Talk about white trash/ trailer park losers, the Lohans are the poster children for those 2 factions of our society. hahahahaha

12 Finalists Picked in XFactor Live Shows!

There were quite a few surprises in tonight's episode of XFactor. Song choice is so CRUCIAL and I felt that the judges really let some of the contestants down. The judges kept talking about how hard they worked with the contestants and clearly; the judges worked harder with some than with others. I really like that young dad, Chris. But I didn't like his performance tonite. He sang a really old song and it was pitchy as hell! I really didn't like that chick Simone either. But then again, I've NEVER liked her. Ever since she fucked up Elton John's "My Song". I think that the reason why Simon really liked her is because she is young and beautiful. He was thinking with the wrong head. hahahahaha  And poor Tiah got a really raw deal too. Simon gave her an awful song with an awful arrangement. Tiah has a really amazing voice but because the arrangement was so messed up, we didn't really get a chance to hear it tonite. 13yr old Rachel Crow didn't disappoint tonite. She sang an updated version of the Supreme's "Baby Love"and it was a really strong performance. She really reminds of 13yr old Stacy Lattisaw? Do you remember her? I loved her voice. I was pleasantly surprised with the group Intensity. They have a couple of very strong female singers in their group. The big front runner is the girl that Simon went to Florida to ask to come back to the competition after he her cut in France, Melanie Amaro. She sang Whitney Houston's "I Have Nothing", very predictable but she did a good job of it. She's no Whitney, but still a descent job of it. Simon may have given her the kiss of death by stating that she "could win it after that performance". Only time will tell if his prediction comes true. I'll be watching and voting next week, will you? hahahahaha

Kharma is a Bitch and Now NetflixKnows it Firsthand!

Netflix CEO cops an attitude about hiking prices and its ability earn a profit. Well the US Public has responded to those greedy rude comments in kind. 800,000 customers have quit Netflix and the stock has plummeted 26%. Yeah!!! Take that Netflix and your greedy corporate ways. No one said you couldn't make a profit, but I bet you are regretting the way you went about it. I had been Netflix customer for more than 6 years until they decided to raise their prices and separate the online streaming from the dvd mail service. WOW! 800,000 SMART people stuck it to Netflix. hahahahahaha I hope 800,000 more do it too.

OMG! Glam Factory is OFF the Chain!

OK, I know there are tons of reality shows out there. And there is tons of drama on the reality shows. But this one has something no other reality show, except for Rupaul's Drag Race has...2 head boobbing, eye rolling, arms waving queens! Glam Factory is a spinoff from another reality show called Jerseylicious. Jerseylicious is centered on a beauty shop in New Jersey where several hair stylists and makeup artists work. A couple of the makeup artists dont really get along because one is dating the ex-bf of the other one. And they keep getting into physical fights over him. Anyway, getting back to the Glam Factory, these 2 queens, one is named Jon and he is the client liaison. Jon is HELL OF FINE! White about 28, mod hairy and a very chiseled and handsome face. The other queen, is Glamo and he is the new stylist for the Glam Factory. Well apparently Jon and Glamo know each other from the gay bars of New Jersey and they dont get along. Well they happened to met up in a gay bar called the Feathers, after a very trying day at the Glam Factory. And it was pure fireworks!  During the argument, Jon said, "I dont know who you are" and Glamo responded, "Google me bitch!" and Jon said, "I did Google you and Google said What the fuck are you?". Oooo SNAP!
I wasn't sure that I was gonna watch this show, but after that bitch fight in the club, I can't wait to see more. hahahaha

Dictator Gets Just Desserts!

Dateline 20 October 2011 Sirte Lebanon. And Mommar Qahdafi gets shot to death in the streets like a rabid dog. News media have video and photos of the last moments of Qahdafi's life. In the video, Qahdafi is bloodied and surrounded by several gun toting men, later he is slammed up on the hood of a car. His hair is disheveled and blood is on the left side of his face and also on the left shoulder. He looks terrified. In the still photos, Qahdafi's face and upper chest are covered in blood and his eyes are closed. I am glad that he is dead, but I think the end came too quickly for him. He was well known for torturing people and mutilating them. So I think he should have received some of the same. That's just MY OPINION!!! hahahahaha Qahdafi was captured in the city of his birth, Sirte, trying to escape the New Government soldiers (ex-rebels). He was traveling in a convoy but the New Government soldiers weren't having it. YEAH!!!

Matel Releases a Tatooed Barbie!

Matel just released it's latest "collector" Barbie. A tattooed rocker type chick. It retails for $50.00 and looks like some drugged out hooker/rocker chick. Covered in tattoos all across the left arm and up over the chest and up the right side of the neck. EWWWW!!!! What were they thinking? I think this is sending a bad message to little girls. Tattoos are not for everyone. And there are thousands of people who later regret getting tattoos and spend thousands of dollars trying to get the tattoos removed.  Also, in the current economy, I think $50.00 for a doll is OUTRAGEOUS!!! There are so many families out there struggling just to put food on the table or gas in their car, how can they afford to spend $50.00 on one ugly ass doll??!? Matel, drop this zero and build yourself another hero. hahahahaha

Vera Wang Goes Over to the Dark Side!

Either Vera Wang is really depressed or she is smoking some bad weed. She has launched a line of BLACK wedding dresses. What the fuck? This is NOT Korea and I dont think there are lots of witches or female draculas getting married. hahahahaha Here in America black for a wedding is a bad. PERIOD! End of story. You cannot change 200 plus years of tradition!!!

Shia Lebeouf Gets a Smack Down in Vancouver!

Shia Lebeouf and some friends were partying in a bar in Vancouver this past weekend. No big deal right? Wrong. Shia and some guy exchange words inside the bar and then decide to take it outside. Well Shia has more bark than bite and when the video opens; Shia is on the ground with some fat hairy guy on top of him. And the fat hairy guy is just wailing away on Shia. Then some guy with crutches and another guy get the fat guy to stop beating the shit of Shia. Next thing you know, another guy, has Shia up against the building begging him to "cool down". According to TMZ Shia makes it a habit to get into bar fights, I wonder why that is? Hmmmm.

Jennifer Holliday is a SPITFIRE!!!

Hey, did you see Jennifer Holliday's appearance on the Wendy Williams Show? If you didn't, you really missed out, but check it out on line. First she came out and sat on the coung for some VERY candid chit chat. And then later in the show she belted out her Tony Winning hit song, "And I"m Telling You I'm Not Going". It's been 30 years she originated that song on Broadway in the Tony Winning Play, Dreamgirls. And Jennifer still has IT! I was very happy to see that she is maintaining her svelte figure. She really looks good. And just like Wendy, Jennifer says it like she means it. Wendy asked Jennifer if she felt snubbed a few years ago when they made the movie of Dreamgirls and didn't offer her a bit part? And without blinking an eye, Jennifer said yes she felt snubbed. And she went on to elaborate how messed up it was that Oprah didn't invite her to appear on her show when had the cast from the movie. Jennifer mocked Oprah's snooty voice, too. Wendy interrupted her, but I think she would have said more. hahahaha I am no longer a fan of Oprah's either. hahahaha She's a rich bitch who is completely out of touch with the needs of society in her own country. I think Billionaires have a responsibility to help the poor people of  the world. I'm not saying you have give away all of your money. But you should give away millions to help the people of your home country first; before you start building schools in Africa.

1 in 6 Brits Has Poopy Cell Phones!

A new study was just released about bacteria being found on the cell phones of the British. They just simply swabbed the outside of the cell phone and then grew the bacteria in a petri dish and you will not believe what they found. Ecoli! This is from the owner of the phone using the bathroom and not washing his hands. 95% of the participants claimed to have washed their hands. I think a lot of them were lying but I also think many of them transferred bacteria from the door handle from inside the bathroom. I NEVER touch the inside door knob or handle. Because I have seen so many guys come out of the toilet stall and then walk right out of the bathroom. EWWWW!!!

Ratings DOWN on 2.5 Men!!!

HAH! Thank God, it's not just me. I only tuned into the first 3 episodes to see if it would be any good with Charlie being gone. Unfortunately, it is NOT! Charlie did ADULT humor! Ashton Kutcher does juvenile MTV type humor. In the 3rd episode he engages in a food fight with a 10yr old girl. REALLY? That's not really funny to me, a 49yr old man! First of all, that's a sin to waste food. And 2nd of all, if a child threw food on me, I'd smack the taste right out her mouth. If you are a child, you need to stay in a child's place. And throwing food on an adult is not right. The only good thing about the 3rd episode was that Ashton kept his clothes on for the entire episode. But it will be the last episode that I watch. I HATE him in that role. He has ruined one of the FUNNIEST shows of all time. Chuck Lorrie is a n IDIOT!!! How could you let Charlie Sheen go???

Ashton Kutcher's Jumpoff tells all in Us Weekly.

Susan Leal, just sold her story to  US Weekly  allegedly for $250,000.00 usd. According to her, she met up Kutcher at a bar in San Diego on Sept 24, 2011. Which also happens to be his 6th Wedding Anniversary with his wife, Demi. And after a night of drinking at the bar and again drinking back at the hotel in the hot tub, she and Kutcher had unprotected sex. Not once but twice. HAH! What a fool Kutcher is, that's how you end up with a baby and baby mama...or worst an std! That may have been the last time they had sex, but this chick has been seen with Kutcher in the past. As a matter of fact, TMZ has a picture of them together way back in Jun 2011. And she was credited as "unknown blond". Demi better wake up and smell the coffee. Ashton is a cheating lying buffoon. I say cut your losses and thank your lucky stars that you didn't make a baby with him!!! Send him packing and file for divorce in California and get yourself half of his money. hahahahaha Then go out and find you a real man, and not another boy!

Whitney Struggles with 2 FLight Attendants on a Delta Flight!

Whendy Williams reported today that on a recent flight to Detroit Singer Whitney Houston got into a scuffle with 2 Flight Attendants. Whitney was seated but not buckled in. So as the Flight Attendant  was checking to see if everyone was buckled in, she asked Whitney if she would buckle up. Whitney refused. So the Flight Attendant went and got another Flight Attendant and they both asked Whitney to buckle up, but again Whitney refused. So they threatened to kick her off the flight. She again refuses and this time they buckle her in. Whitney better act right, she was on her way to her new gig. Whitney is starring in the remake of Sparkle. Jordin Sparks is also in the cast. I believe this will be Jordin's first role. YEAH!

2.5 Men with Ashton Kutcher is a Bomb But NOT in a Good Way!!!

Okay, I watched the premiere episode of the new 2.5 Men with Ashton Kutcher. And I found it to be lame, derogatory, far reaching with juvenile humor and also extremely bad taste in humor. I think the producer/write Haime Levine was just lashing out in a bad way at Charlie Sheen the actor by annihilating "Charlie" the character. I really think that having the audience filled with many of "Charlie's" past conquests at his funeraland then having several of them blurting out that "Charlie" gave them a sexually transmitted disease was stupid, immature, inaccurate and redundant. "Charlie" might have been a slut on the show, but he ALWAYS used protection or so he stated. So if he was using protection, how did these chicks contract all of those STDS from him? I think what pissed me off most about this episode was the downright irreverent way everyone was acting at the funeral. I'm not sure if this a cultural thing or Mr. Levine's way of really trying to stick it to Mr. Sheen again? In the Afro-American community, it is really rare that people show up to a funeral and then disparage the decedent. We find it very low class to speak ill of the dead. Extremely LOW CLASS!!! I am 49 and I have been a lot of funerals, and I have NEVER EVER had that happen in real life.

Ashton's performance, if you wanna call it that, was weak also. I mean seriously, what billionaire goes around without body guards and tries to kill himself because his wife left him? Most billionaires that I have seen in the public eye would just go to his mistress or jump-off piece and keep it moving. 'Cause if you dont want to be with me, that's fine. I have a billion dollars and I am DAMN sure that I can find another bitch to bed in 2 shakes of a lambs tail!!! So my point in case you missed it, is ALL billionaires have GIANT EGOS and MOST of them cheat on their wives or girlfriends. They are not wimpy little sniveling bitches who call off suicide attempts because the water was too cold!! And what the HELL is up with Ashton getting naked twice during the show? That reeks of desperation and overkill to me. This was a family show (withe adult themes), but it's no longer a family show if you have a naked running pixalated on the screen.

And lastly, the fact that the character "Charlie's" cremains ended up on the floor and were later vacuumed up in a dustbuster is absolutely atrocious! And definitely NOT funny!!! I will watch part2 of this episode, but I doubt that I will be watching after that.

Actor Andy Whitfield dead at Age 32.

Awww, it is with a heavy heart that I report the passing of Actor Andy Whitfield. He wasn't that well known, he had appeared in a few movies and done some TV work in Australia. But here in the USA he was known for portraying the lead character in STARZ Network's Spartacus: Blood and Sand. He had just completed the first season of the show when he was diagnosed with non-Hodgkins Lymphoma. He began treatment just the 2nd season was scheduled to start filming. He was built like a brick shithouse, abs to die for, nice pecs, big guns, strong thighs and a killer smile. HOT HOT HOT!!! He passed at home with his wife and kids on Sept 11, 2011. Damn, that day just continues to be a bad day. Rest in Peace, tall dark and gorgeous!!!

Latest Celebrity Fued: Simpson vs Richie!

According to Wendy Williams, Jessica Simpson and Nicole Richie are feuding on their new reality show. Which is a mid season replacement show. So we probably wont see it until Jan 2012 or Feb 2012 from NBC. It is a show about fashion and here is the crux of the feud. Nicole thinks Jessica is not high fashion enough to be a judge. I personally would have to agree. Every time you see Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend, she looks like she just left the trailer park and they are heading to the nearest Dollar Mart for ho-hos, ding dongs and slim jims. hahahahaha Yeah, yeah, I know Jessica Simpson's fashion company is worth 750 million, but hey, that's because she makes affordable clothes/shoes/accessories for the common folks. But it's still NOT high fashion. hahahahaha

"I'm Going to EFFING Kill You! If You Ever Call My Wife Again!"

Those words and more were left on the voice mail of  a guy Oscar Nominated Actor Terrence Howard thought was calling his wife for a hookup. However, Terrence had called the wrong  number. The guy he left the message for wasn't even the guy who had been trying to hook up with Terrence's new wife of 12 months. So Terrence called to apologize, but it was too late. The guy had leaked the message to the media and police. Terrence better watch out. Doesn't he know that making death threats and leaving harassing phone messages are against the law? Didn't he portray an Assistant DA on Law and Order: LA? hahahahahaha If i were Terrence, I would never make a death threat via email or by voice mail, that's tangible evidence FOOL! hahahahaha You can't take that back!!! DUH!!!

What the Hell is WRONG with Jelly Bellys?

Hey did you know that Jelly Belly Candies makes vile and disgusting flavors? I am completely shocked!!! Some of the vile flavors they make are canned dog food, vomit, rotten egg, moldy cheese and skunk spray. WHY? What sick minded individual woke up one morning and said, "hey, I want to eat some vomit flavored jelly beans". EWWWWWW!!!! I would NEVER EVER try one of those vile and disgusting flavors. Would you? I dont think a normal person would!!!

Amy Whinehouse Dead at 27!

Wow, talk about your tragedies. British R&B Singer Amy Whinehouse dead at just 27yrs old from an unknown cause at this writing. The fact that Amy is dead is not the shocking part. Her life had been a trainwreck for years. The shocking part about her death is that it took this long for her to die. For the last year or so she had been spiraling downhill, attacking fans at her concerts or on the street, getting int brawls with her ex-husband Blake, showing up drunk for concerts, forgetting the lyrics to songs while on stage, walking around looking like a homeless person, etc etc. It's still so sad! She had a truely amazing voice and I really loved her videos. I will miss Amy. I hope she finds peace where ever she is. RIP Amy!

Jenny's Back on the Singles Block!!

That's right kids, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have called it quits after 2 kids and 7 years of marriage. Big shock; NOT! I think what is shocking is that it lasted 7 years. I knew these 2 would not stay married for a long long time. He's a drug addict and she's a ho! She was engaged to Ben Affleck and all set to walk down the aisle and then all of a sudden their wedding got called off! Then a few months later, she secretly weds Marc Anthony. How can you be head over hills in love with one guy in Oct 2003 all set to marry him, then just hours b4 the wedding is to take place you cancel it. And not even 1year later, you run off and marry some other dude! I think there was some crossover or simultaneous dating going on there. I remember seeing some footage of Jlo and Ben Affleck at an event, it might have been the opening of Jennifer's restaurant Madre. And this guy in the crowd runs over and gives Jennifer a huge bouquet of flowers. Well, it turns out that guy is a good friend of Marc Anthony's. AHA! I rest my case. hahahahahaha

When is Thin Too Thin?

Have you seen Vera Wang lately? She is nothing but skin stretched over bones. Her tits are nothing but giant deflated balloons.And when you look at her face, her cheeks are gaunt and the orbs of her eyes look sunken. It's really scary because she has such a GIANT head. Tsk Tsk Tsk...what is going on with her? I think she weighs less than 100lbs now. So sad!!!

Fabian Nunez is CRAZY!!!

Arnold Schwarzenegger is being sued by the family of the young man that was killed in San Diego by the son of Fabian Nunez and his friends. Now Fabians' son was not the actual murderer, but he participated in the fight that preceded the stabbing. Fabian asked his friend, Arnold to commute the sentence just prior to Arnold leaving the Governors' office. Well Arnold cut the sentence in half, from 15yrs to 7.5yrs. But he failed to notify the victim's family, which is required by law. Well, now Fabian is saying that his son got a raw deal and shouldn't have receive so much time and it is all politically motivated. WTF? Are you kidding me? Fabian has one GIANT ego! He's been out of office as the Speaker of the House for the State Assembly for years and no one cares about him. Out of sight, out of mind! As far as I know, he's not running for public office , nor does he currently hold a public office. So how in the HELL could this have been politically motivated!!!?! Fabian dude, stop making up shit out of whole cloth, Dude! You and Arnold did another dirty Republican back door deal and you got caught. I think your son's sentence should be reinstated to the full 15yrs and the court should tack on another 5 to 10yrs as penance for your dirty back door deal with Arnold. Now, what do you think about that?! SNAP! hahahahaha Yes, folks, there should be consequences to your actions.
I am going to write my Congress Woman Doris Matsui about this matter and I urge you to contact your Congress person and/or Senator also. Thanks!

I am so SICK of hearing about Jaycee Dugard and the Garridos!

When will this story die? CBS13 in Sacramento is beating this story to death! I dont think a single newscast has aired without at least one new update on this tragic story. Yeah folks, I think it's tragic, but I also think it could have ended a lot sooner than it did. Children tend to believe people who make idle threats. Adults know that not every threat is going to come to fruition. Once Jaycee turned 18 or so, she should have left. the fact that she didn't tells me that she was brainwashed into liking the situation. I have met other abuse victims and they have that same mentality. Years ago when I was taking an pottery class in SF, one of my classmates and I almost got into an argument over child abuse. He thought it was ok, becasue the kid was receiving "love". And I said "love" and abuse are 2 completely different things. Needless to say, that was the last conversation I had with him. Adults who have sex with children are SICK and PERVERTED!!! And that has NOTHING to do with love!!!

Lorena Bobbit Aint Got Nothing on this Chick in Southern California!!

An Orange County Woman, Catherine Becker, 48 has been arrested for maiming her estranged husband. Oh, I'm sorry, ALLEGEDLY! hahahaha The facts of this case are almost unbelievable! Catherine and her husband of 1yr were going through a divorce. So the other day she invites her husband, who has not been identified because he is a victim of spousal abuse. According to the police, Catherine invited her husband over for dinner that she cooked but did not eat. During the course of the meal, the husband said the food didn't taste right and he was getting sleepy. So he went into the bedroom and layed down. Well the next thing he knows, he wakes up to the wife pulling his pants down and then the sensation of the wife cutting off his penis. He was powerless to stop her, because she had bound him to the bed when he passed out. After cutting off the husband's penis, the wife then threw it into the garbage disposal and turned it on. OUCH!  Mrs Becker has a slew of charges against her, aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with the intent to commit a felony, poisoning, and spousal abuse.WOW! what did dude do to provoke his soon to be ex-wife to attack him in such an awful matter?!!!! The husband is in the hospital in critical condition. Yeah, you think? hahahahahaha

The Real Reason Beyonce Fired her Father Matthew as Her Manager!

Well folks, the truth has finally come out about the real reason Beyonce fired her father as her manager. According to court papers filed by Live Nation Entertainment has accused Matthew Knowles of stealing money from one of Beyonce's tours. The tour in question is most likely her 2009-10 I Am tour. This claim has been confirmed by a Law Firm that conducted an audit. Beyonce still stand by her father, stating that business is business and family is family. Matthew denied all of the allegations and has requested that the judge request depositions in this matter. Depositions? Is he serious? I think he better get a good attorney and pay back all of the money. Hello?

Have You Seen My Big Gypsy Wedding on TLC?

Oh my ever loving God! This show is such a trip!!! It is a reality show about the Irish Gypsies of Great Britain. Also known as Travelers, because many travel from City to City in little mobile homes.  Many of the girls get marrried at age 16 or 17 to men around 18 to 21. This is NORMAL for them, but shocking to us Americans. And these girls wear the MOST OUTRAGEOUS wedding gowns! Sometimes with as many as 20 under skirts making their dresses poof out to as much as 10 feet or more from hip to hip. These ball gown skirts are so huge, that the girls often have trouble walking. And talk about GAUDY and UGLY ass bride maids dresses. Some of them are neon green and orange, hot pink and black, and fire engine red with black piping, also with giant ball gown skirts; these are just some of the atrocious color combinations for the bride maids dresses. But the hideous dresses dont end with the bride or the bride maid, the mother of the bride and many of the guests dress like street walkers. Micro minis, sequins, midriffs, cutouts, one shoulder or bustiers are the norm for many of the attendees. And when they dance, the only thing missing is the pole. You would think that they were auditioning for who can dance the sluttiest. And it's not just the friends of the bride who dance like that, grown women, 8 and 9yr old girls, etc...all dance like video hos!!!! and strippers.

Many of the British hotels and motels refuse service to Traveler Weddings because the Travelers are ghetto types who love to party hard and get into fights at the receptions. And once the girl is married, she will move out of her family residence to live in a mobile home with her new husband and she is not allowed to work. Her "job" is to clean the trailer and cook the meals. That's it. Which is cool, because many of the girls are functional illiterates because they dropped out of school at age 11 or 12. They do this to help out at home. Many of the boys are the same way. They dont have educations because many make a living in fight clubs and grifting.

What boggles my mind is where do the families come up with the money for the dresses, elaborate cakes and enormous receptions? They dont do anything on the cheap. And in their culture, you dont send out wedding invitations.. It's all word of mouth and anyone in the community can attend the wedding and reception.

Also, in traveler culture, girls are not allowed to approach boys. There is no premarital sex !!! Girls are not allowed to be alone with boys at any time for any reason. Even after they become engaged. If the couple wants to go out shopping for their future household, they MUST be accompanied by a chaperon, like a parent, grandparent, aunt, etc. However, if you are at a function, like a wedding reception or birthday party, and a boy likes a girl he can just go up to her and grab her and carry her off outside and try to get her to kiss him and give him her phone#. If she refuses, he can twist her arm and make her kiss him. This is perfectly acceptable and the one exception to the rule of males and females now being allowed to be alone together.

It's just SHOCKING! The Gypsy Culture. Now I completely understand why they are frowned upon in most of British and European societies. Check it out on netflix or redbox. hahahaha

New York Set to Approve Gay Marriage!

WOW! This is some AWESOME and AMAZING NEWS!!! But the State of New York is all set to approve Gay marriage. This law has been passed the State Senate and Governor Cuomo has stated that he will sign it forthwith. Yeah!!! This will make 7 US States that allow Gays to marry legally. YEAH NEW YORK! Now what the HELL is wrong with California?!!!!

I'm BAACCCKKKKK!!!!

Hello Folks,

Sorry for my absence, but I've been ill. It seems that I am not only allergic to Generic Cozaar, but I am allergic to Brand Cozaar too. And I was taking it for years. Crazy! Eh?!

A lot has happened since my last post. We lost Peter Falk, he was 83 when he died. He had dementia and something else.
Maria Shriver filed for divorce from Arnold "I cant keep it in my pants" Schwarzenegger.
Congressman Anthony "I cant keep my clothes on" Weiner finally admitted that he was the one twitting nude and semi-nude pics of himself to several women and one teenage girl on Twitter. He is such a effing LIAR! And he finally resigned from Congress.

Falling Skies Should Be Called Falling Piles!

Falling Piles, I mean Falling Skies on then TNT Network is a pile of shit! You would think that, Steven Spielberg had better things to do than to steal concepts from previous movies and make bad tv. But apparently not. The premise of this new Sci-Fi show is that Aliens have attacked the Earth and now there are pockets of people trying to survive and fight off the Aliens and their killer Robots. Well that bad thing is, the "Aliens" look like shorter rejects from District 9. What makes Steven Spielberg think that Giant Insect like Aliens would have the cognitive wherewithal to attack Earth and then to systematically try to destroy all of humankind?? Hmmmm. Not only has he stolen Aliens from other movies, he's also, stolen the concept of having baby Aliens attach themselves to humans making them Zombie like droids...that's similar to the original Aliens and Stargate movies! The next stolen concept is the Robot killers, they very much resemble Robocop robotic killing machines. I guess after 20+ years of making movies, Steven Spielberg is completely dried up with original material. And so for this foray into the TV genre he's chosen to take a little of this one and a lot of that one and combine them into this HAM (hot ass mess) of a show. hahahahaha Well, I say HELL NO! I wont be watching. I expect, no I DEMAND MORE from Steven Spielberg. But I should known better after that last Indiana Jones movie sucked so bad. hahahaahahaha The only good thing that I can say about Falling Skies is that Noah Wyle formerly of ER is still a HOTTIE!!! hahahahaha

Kim Khardasnian Engaged to a White Boy! What?

Ok, folks have a seat and let me tell you a wild, but true tale. Reality star Kim Khardashian is engaged, again! But this time to a white boy! WOW, are you shocked? I know I am. I thought Kim K, just loved chocolate! hahahahaha Apparently she has taken up with this cute NBA Player named Kris Humphries. And after dating him for some time, a few months. She accepted his proposal. AND a HUMONGOUS! Diamond engagement ring. And when I say HUMONGOUS, I MEAN GI-NORMOUS!!! More than twice the size of her sister, Chloe's ring; which was 9.8 carats. Kims' ring is 20.4 carats. And it cost $2 Million dollars, compared to the $850,000.00 paid for Chloe's ring. Yes, it's ALL about you Kim! Good luck with Kris, he's a hottie!

Shake up on X-Factor Show , ALREADY!!!

Ok fans, I know we are all excited and really looking forward to X-Factor with Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul. Well the show hasn't even aired yet and one of the judges has been fired. No it wasn't LA Reid. It was that Cheryl chick. Apparently, she and Paula weren't getting along. OMG! Can you believe this chick blew this gig already! Damn! She could have been a STAR here in the USA, like she is Great Britain. Tsk, tsk, tsk tsk. Oh well, that's too bad for her. Because, we all know that X-Factor is going to be a HUGE hit! No ONE can say it like he's means it, like Simon Cowell!!! Go Simon!!! Yeah!!! I'm really looking forward to the fall!!!

So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Premiere was Amazing!

WOW! Is all I can say, about the Premiere episode of Season 8! There were so many amazing dancers I was just thrilled to no end. I think this is going to be the BEST season yet. I know I say that about this show each season, but I think that is because each season, the level of the dancers applying. However, with everything, there was some bad dancers too. There was this one NUT at the Oakland Auditions who after dancing really badly, sat on the stage and cried like his mama just died. It was really off putting and annoying. I just cannot believe the nerve that some people have. His "act" was a complete waste of time. I don't know why the producers put up with that type of bullshit??? I can't wait until we get to stage 2 in Vegas. Hopefully, all of the time wasters will be gone by then. Yeah! And I am so HAPPY that Mary Murphy is back as a judge. I just love her enthusiasm!!!

What the HELL is wrong with all of the Networks!!!

All of the major Television Networks have lost their minds!!! About a week ago they all up and canceled about 50 regular tv shows. What the F&%K!!! Chase, Medium, Lie to Me, Chicago Code, Human Target, Law and Order LA, Off the Map, America's Most Wanted, Break In, Modern Family, etc etc etc. Some of them were really good shows, What the Hell am I going to watch on Sat nights at 9pm now, that America's Most Wanted is canceled!!! Why would throw out all of those shows, to take on new ones that may or may not catch on with john q public. These shows may have fledgling audiences, but at least they have audiences. Stop moving shows around so much! Chase used to come on on Mondays, I think it was, then they switched it to Weds, then it disappeared for awhile and finally landed again on Sat. And now it's got the Axe! That sucks! Jesse Metcalf is HELL OF FINE! But at least he landed a new gig on the revamped Dallas. Yeap, that' s right folks, Dallas is coming back, but this time on TNT. And yes, many of the original actors will be on the new show, like Larry Hagman, Linda Gray, Charlene Tilton, Steve Kanally, and Patrick Duffy. I know that I will watch the first couple of episodes, but I dont know about the entire season. hahahahaha

American Idol Season 10 is OVAH! FINALLY!!!

This absolutely was THE WORST season of American Idol!!! From the boring kiss ass judges to the weak voiced contestants. I am SO glad it is all over with. The finale was ok, better than I thought it was going to be. But I was really disappointed that more past winners were not on the show. The only past winner to perform was Carrie Underwood. I love her but she didn't even sing an entire song. And David Cook was in the audience, he didn't perform, but he performed last week, I think it was. I dont really care for his music, so I was glad he didn't perform. hahahahaha I was surprised that Beyonce performed. I thought it was beneath her. hahahaha
I was very happy to see Gladys Knight on this results show. She looked and sounded really good. So the winner of Season 10 was that Scotty kid. I dont like him. He's a giner and looks a whole lot like Howdy Doody from the 1950s. hahahaha And he holds the mic like a chick. He's a walking contradiction, he looks like Howdy Doody, sings like a 50yr old man, and holds the mic like a chick!!! hahahahaha Ewww! Well, I think he's going to do well, because he sings country music. And country fans are awesome!! Once they embrace you, you are theirs for life. And they spend a LOT of money on cds.
OH! And to add insult to injury, Jlo and Mark Anthony performed together. I dont like that little heroin addict with the big schlong. hahahahaha He's a weak singer, I think. But thank God that Jlo only danced. She didn't sing! Whew!!! Thank you American Idol Producers. hahahahaha

The Truth Behind the Schwarzenegger/Shriver Split!

I guess it is true that leopards cant change their spots or in this case male whore mongers don't stop whore mongering after they get married. Yes folks, recently when Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he and Maria Shriver were splitting up, it all seemed to be a big surprise. Like something out of left field. Well, turns out it was only out of left field to John Q Public. Apparently Arnold had been stooping the housekeeper and the product of that affair is now 10yrs old. Yeap, Arnold had a baby with the housekeeper, who was married to someone else at the time too. And apparently Arnold admitted both the affair and the child to his wife, Maria, in Jan 2011. I'm just surprised it took her 4 months to decide to leave him. The exact extent of how long the affair went on, is unknown, but you know it wasn't just a one time thing. I think what kills it for me, is that Arnold was having unprotected sex with someone outside of his marriage. That is just WRECKLESS!!! Aids or herpes are still very widespread. He could have easily brought some disease home to his wife. So sad. My heart goes out to Maria, she didn't deserve this. Arnold is a DOG!!!

Gigolos on Showtime!

OMG! Showtime has a reality show with 5 Gigolos from Las Vegas. And these are 5 of the ugliest whores I've ever seen. I watched part of one episode and had to stop because I kept throwing up in my mouth. hahahahaha
 Sorry but I dont have names of the whores, but if you are interested, I'm sure you can look them up on Showtime's website. They all have okay bodies, but that's it. If, I were to hire one, I would definitely need 2 bags, 1 on his face and 1 on mine, just in case his came off. hahahahahaha What the hell is Showtime thinking? I think I'm going to rename the Showtime Network to Sleaze-time Network. hahahahahahaha If, I were TV Guide reviewing this show, in the Cheers and Jeers column; this would definitely land in the JEERS column. hahahahaha

Nene Leakes is a QUITTER!!!

Not only is Nene Leakes one of the rudest, ghetto hood rats that has ever appeared on Reality TV, but she is a quitter. Yeap, that's right folks, she quit the Celebrity Apprentice. I dont think anyone has ever quit the Celebrity Apprentice, b4?? She is the first and hopefully she will be the last. Star Jones may be a conniving and manipulative bitch of all bitches, but she is a classy lady. hahahahahaha Thanks for showing America, that not all Afro-American women are finger pointing, head bopping, gum chewing, smack talking in your face ghetto hood rats. hahahahahahaha So thank you Miss Star Jones and FUCK YOU Nene Leakes for taking our people back to the nasty ghetto streets. You are a disgrace to your race.

JLO was HAM on Thursday's American Idol Results Show.

Jennifer Lopez is supposed to be a fashionista, but on Thursday's American Idol Results show, she was HAM. Hot Ass Mess for those of you, not  current in lingo. hahahahaha Why would you wear gold lame harem pants, I mean REALLY! And if you already have a fat ass, why would wear harem pants, which make it look even BIGGER than it already is!!! DUH!! Apparently, she is channeling MC Hammer from the 80s. I say STOP IT! And not only did the harem pants make her ass look GIGANTIC, because they have cinched waist, they made her midriff look fat and flabby. I guess she didn't check a full length mirror prior to her performance. hahahahaha Get it together! Keep it HOT and SEXY, no HAM!! hahahahaha

Sunday, 1 May 2011 is a Great Day to be an American!!!

I am EXTREMELY pleased to announce the death of Osama Bin Laden. Today, special forces acting on a tip and good intel, raided his mansion in Pakistan and after a firefight shot Osama Bin Laden in the head killing him. Finally, we have killed the mastermind behind the 9/11 Attacks in NYC. President Obama has done something that former President Bush could not. YEAH!!! I hope that wins him the 2012 election also. hahahahaha And fuck Osama, I hope he and his son burn in hell for all eternity!!! I only wish I could have pulled the trigger. My HOT friend Bob, died in the 9/11 Attacks. We were just getting to know each other via enotes on a website, prior to his murder in the 9/11 Attacks. Rest in peace now Bob.

The Voice is AMAZING!!!

I was really skeptical when I first heard of this new singing competition called the Voice. However, I must admit that I was VERY pleasantly surprised with the premiere episode. The premise is, basically 3 parts to the show. Part 1 is the blind auditions. In this part, the judges/mentors sit in high backed chairs facing the audience with their backs to the stage. The contestants come out once at a time and sing their song. If one of the judges/mentors like's what he/she is hearing, they press the button on their chair which then turns around and on the base "I Want You" lights up. The judges/mentors are Christina Aquilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton.. They have THE most amazing chemistry! All are very quick witted and so hilarious! And Adam and Christina seem to have a "special" thing going. I absolutely LOVE this show. I think it is going to BLOW American Idol out of the water. In Part 1, the judge/mentors must pick 8 contestants to form a team. They will then take those 8 contestants aside and work with them on their next performance, which is for Part 2. In Part 2 2 of the contestants will battle head to head and sing the same song. The judges will then pick 1 contestant from each grouping to continue in the competition. The winners of these groupings will continue on to Part 3 of the competition. In Part 3 the 4 remaining contestants from each of the judges will perform again and this time American will call in and vote for who they like best. I'm not sure how many times this will happen. But I am down for the count!

So in Part 1, only 2 contestants weren't picked by the judges/mentors. And after turning around at the end of the songs, only one of the judges regretted that. Cee Lo Green wanted to change his mind because the contestant he passed on turned out to be a very beautiful Indian chick. But her voice was a 5 but her face was a 10. LOL And in that moment, we saw one example of the purity of this show. A singing competition show should be all about the singing. It shouldn't matter how pretty or slim or handsome or muscled one is. It should be all about THE VOICE. Thank you Mark Burnett for coming up with this show! I am a fan for life.

The Maloofs are SCAMMING Sacramento!!!

The Maloofs are the owners of the Sacramento Kings' Basketball Team. The King's are the WORST team in the NBA, possibly of all time. hahahaha Well, the Maloofs were having financial problems recently. Now fast forward to the end of Jan 2011 and all of a sudden the Maloofs let it leak out that they might be moving the Kings down to Anaheim because Sacramento refuses to build the team a new stadium. I think this was all a big ruse to get the people of Sacramento who are loyal to the Kings to step up and start attending the games. Because they are the worst team, they haven't been drawing in the crowds like they were say back in 2005. I think this is just reprehensible. The Maloofs must get permission from the NBA and other team owners to move the team and I think that's not going to happen. Anaheim already has 2 other teams in the area...LA Lakers and LA Clippers. So I dont see a move to Anaheim being a good fit for anyone. Why would you put 3 teams in the same area, when you have one team, the LA Lakers who are a Championship Winning Team and draw huge crowds. If you lived in Anaheim and you had money to spend on basketball tickets, would you pay to see the Kings,who suck (on Thur 31 March 2011, the Kings' record was 21 wins and 53 losses). Or would you pay to see the LA Lakers who always play GREAT basketball?

I think that by threatening to leave Sacramento, the Maloofs have guaranteed that their bottom line will increase by an outpouring of support by the people of Sacramento. Because everyone knows, the real money that is made at sporting events is not from ticket sales, but it is from the concessions.And just maybe, maybe the Kings will finally get a stadium out of all of this too. Since so many stadium deals have fallen apart over the last 5yrs.

I say, fuck the Maloofs and fuck the Kings, let them leave and everyone should STOP going to their home games and buying beer and foods. hahahahahaha  It's not like they are really doing anything for the City of Sacramento anyway.

Chris Brown's half top of tatts!

Ok, can someone please tell me why Chris Brown has both arms sleeved out in tatts and his chest too. When you look at Chris shirtless, it looks like he is wearing a long sleeved half top, but it's all tatts. And why the hell does  he have "symphonic love" tatted across his under developed chest? LOL Wendy Williams was right, Chris Brown's arms are small like a woman's arms. He has a flat stomach and boyish pecs, but he does have a flat stomach with some definition. I think I saw a 2 or 3 cans from a six pack there. hahahahahaha I'm not buff like a body builder either but then again, I'm not 21yrs old. I'm pushing 50 damn-it!!! hahahahaha So, I'm one to talk, but fuck it! I did, so there! hahahahaha Also, what the HELL is up with the blond hair Chris? You look a HOT MESS!!! in addition to BEING a HOT MESS!!! hahahahahaha  Ooooh SNAP!

Leona Lewis has undergone a wierd transformation!

What the HELL is wrong with Leona Lewis? Gone are her blond locks and milky white skin. Leona Lewis is now a brunette and she is darker than Whitney Houston. Her hair is straight, I couldn't see the length because it was in an up do. I guess she couldn't connect with other dark skinned people so she decided to become one. hahahahaha Or maybe she felt like she didn't want to be the British Mariah Carey anymore?? But she wasn't really, because Mariah Carey sold a LOT more records than Leona. hahahahaha Anyway, I think Leona just needs better songs and better producers than she has had in the past. hahahahahaha

I Absolutely LOVE the Sophomore cd "I Remember Me" by Jennifer Hudson

Amazing! Breathtaking! Sensational and Fabulous! Are just a few adjectives that I can use to describe the latest cd by Jennifer Hudson. Clearly her voice has matured and she has much better control of her vocal talent. I would say this album was well worth the wait. The first single off of this album is "Where You At". It is an anthem for those women who have a no good bf who doesn't work and stays out at all hours of the day and night while she waits at home for him. It was penned by R. Kelly, who himself has a questionable reputation. After having been arrested twice for having sex with a minor among other charges. I'll give him this though, he sure can write amazing songs. Some of my other favorite tunes on this cd are the title track, "I Remember Me", "No One Gonna Love You", "Everybody Needs Love", "Still Here" and "Believe". "Believe" is a gospel song and it is the last track on the album. I think Jennifer is taking a cue from other Divas like Jennifer Hudson who used to put one gospel track, as the last track on all of her albums. "Believe" is awesome! On this track, she sings with such conviction and control, gone are the days of her over singing and wild abandon. I really love this song. It reminds me of a gospel singer that used to sing lead on almost every song at the church in Oakland where my family and I were members for many years. Her name was Warnell, I dont recall her last name, but she had a very good voice, also. Anyway, Jennifer, you've done an awesome job on this cd. I love it!

The Last of the Silver Screen Icons Bids Us Farewell

It is with a sad heart that I announce the passing of one of the silver screens' greatest legends and icons; Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor, at the age of 79, from congestive heart failure. Ms. Taylor had been hospitalized for the last 6 weeks at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in the Los Angeles area. Taylor was not only a great actress of the 1950s through the 1980s, but she was a great humanitarian and philanthropist. She was a striking beauty in her hay day and well into her 60s. She had THE most beautiful violet eyes one has ever seen. Ms. Taylor was a 3 time academy award winner, 2 for Best Actress in a Leading Role (Butterfield 8 in 1960 and Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf in 1966)  and the 3rd in 1992 for a special humanitarian award. She was also a Dame, this honor was bestowed upon her for her humanitarianism and contributions to the film industry by HRH Queen Elizabeth II. Ms Taylor is survived by her 4 children, 10 grandchildren and 4 great grandchildren. A private ceremony will be held later this week. She will be missed by all.

On a personal note, I never met Ms. Taylor face to face, but I was in the room when she made 2 appearances at the Macy's Fashion Show in San Francisco during the early 1990s.

Jennifer Hudson's Appearance on The View!

Jennifer Hudson was AMAZING! on The View today. First of all, she gives a really good interview. She is very well spoken and very intelligent. Second of all, her son, David, is so adorable! He's only 19months old and very talkative. Jennifer sang her new single "Where You At?" and blew it out the water!!! I just love her new song and I'm so glad she finally put out a new cd. I'll be picking it up shortly. hahahahaha And you should too. hahahaha It's called "I Remember Me".

Chris Brown Has Major Meltdown After GMA Appearance!

Today Chris Brown went ballistic and threw a chair into a window in his dressing room after appearing on Good Morning America. Apparently he got mad because Robin Roberts asked him a couple of questions about Rhianna. What an asshole! If you aren't mature enough to handle questions about your past, keep your stupid ass at home. LOL I hope he goes to prison for this incident because he is still on probation. hahahahaha Good riddance to some dirty rotten rubbish!

Wonder Woman 2011 Looks Like an Anorexic Pole Dancer!

NBC has released a picture of the New Wonder Woman, from the forthcoming Wonder Woman pilot show. And in my opinion she looks like an anorexic pole dancing hooker. This costume is nothing like the original, except for the gold lasso. The golden tiara is now headband strapped to her forehead. Gone are the french cut granny panties. They were replaced with vinyl neon blue leggings. Vinyl? REALLY? Also gone is the tasteful form fitting top; it has been replaced with a red and gold bustier that pushes up her implants and makes her resemble a street walker or pole dancer. Also gone are Wonder Woman's black flat boots which have been replaced by high heeled boots. Even though the heels are only like 2 inches,  that's not really good if Wonder Woman needs to chase after a criminal. And the final straw in the coffin for this outfit are the giant silver arm bands. I dont know where to begin to tell you how wrong these arm bands are. First of all, they should only be like 3 or 4 inches wide, not 8 or 9 inches! Next they should be GOLD not silver, all of her other accents are in GOLD so, why would you make them silver? DUH! Please NBC, rethink this costume and turn Wonder Woman back into a heroine and not a cheap sleazy street walking ho! Thanks

I Miss Simon Cowell!!! American Idol SUCKS!!!

This week was the WORST week ever for American Idol. I cannot believe how poorly almost every contestant sang this week. It was so bad that I couldn't even watch a single performance all the way through without hitting the fast forward button. Song selection was awful! Some songs just cant be redone. No matter how good of a singer you are, you will  never do the song justice. "What's Love Got to Do With It" is a prime example. I think Tina Turner is the only one who can sing that song and do it right. But Naima tried to sing it and she "effed" it up good. hahahahaha First of all she was pitchy the entire song. Second of all, that type of song is not her genre in my opinion. Just like the latin girl, she thinks she is Selena reincarnated. 2 weeks ago, she sang "I Could Fall in Love" by Selena and she wore an almost identical costume as Selena's signature stage costume, and she was horrible! I miss Simon sssssoooooooooooooooooooo MMMMMUUUUCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!! And i am done with American Idol. The judges SUCK, the contestants suck and it is not the worst show on the tv. I might tivo the results shows , just so I can keep up with the musical guests....maybe!!!

American Idol Judges are Wimps!

Ok, in previous posts, I have been hinting at my feelings about the new Judges on American Idol. Well, now I'm going to tell you exactly how I feel. They are fake and they suck! On last Wednesday night when the females were performing to try and gain a spot into the top 10, the very first performer, Tatinosi or however you spell her name completely destroyed a Rhiana Song and then the other black girl Ashley, I believe is her name, completely destroyed a Monica song. I had to get my MP3 player out and listen to Love All Over me by Monica again just to get that HORRIBLE rendition by the contestant out of my head. hahahahaha I think my ears actually bleed some when those 2 bimbos sang. hahahahahaha And neither one of those 2 "judges" spoke up and told the truth to either contestant. And I lost a LOT of respect for Steven and Jennifer. I also, lost a LOT of respect for Jennifer when she FAKE cried during the time they were announcing to the contestants which ones had made it to the top 24. You cannot sugar coat the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts.

Cowell Confirms that Abdul is in the Running for X-Factor Panel.

In a recent interview, Simon Cowell has confirmed that he is in talks with Paula Abdul to join his panel of Judges for his new American X-Factor show. YEAH! I hope they can reach an agreement and I also hope that she brings all of the "crazy" like she used to have on American Idol. While I have warmed up to the new panel of Judges on American Idol, I have not warmed up to many of the contestants chosen for the top 13. hahahaha
Oh well, with out Simon on American Idol, the level of talent has diminished greatly! I think Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler are afraid to hurt the feelings of the contestants. And that is not good Judging!!!

Surprising News in Regards to Christina Aguilera.

No she wasn't drunk in public again. hahahahaha The news is very interesting. Christina has landed a new gig as a judge on a show called The Voice. This show purports to give American Idol a run for it's money. The other 2 judges will be Cee Low Green and Adam Levine. So it's basically an exact duplicate of the original 3 judges from American Idol, 2 American Idol, except these 3 judges all have vocal talent. hahahahahaha Well I will definitely be checking it out and hopefully they will find some people with real talent, unlike this seasons' American Idol top 13. In my opinion, only a couple of the top 13 can really sing well.

Charlie Sheen Loses Custody of his Twin Boys to their Mother

Earlier today, the police showed up to Charlie Sheen' mansion and removed his twin boys, Max and Bob by court order. Their mother, Brooke Mueler obtained a restraining order and court order for temporary sole custody. She claims that Charlie had been making threats against her. I say good for you Brooke, now once you get off of the crack cocaine and out of rehab, then YOU should have custody of your children. But in the meantime I dont think either one of you are fit to have custody of your minor children. What was the Judge thinking? HELLO???

Kim Khardashian's New Song "Jam, (Turn It Up)", I Say TURN IT OFF!

Wow!j I just listened to Kim K's new song, "Jam (Turn It Up)" and as I sit here with blood gushing from my ears, this song is whack! I think the Dream, who produced it should be stoned! This is the absolute WORST song that I have ever heard in my life!!! It's worst than "Tardy for the Party" or "the Ring Didn't Mean A Thing". At least those songs had slamming beats. And whoever wrote this song is a complete moron. The lyrics dont even make sense. Here is a sample of them: "I'm going out tonite, it's going down/ headed straight to the front of the line, on the fly/on the floor I can't stand still/And I'm goin' to work like I'm paying my bills." "Dj here I am/ feeling good/ feeling great, just paid my bills. Girls in the building/ fellas in the club/boys spending money/ girls looking good." That sounds like some drugged out hype babbling to me. hahahaha Hey did Charlie Sheen write this song? hahahahaha Not only are the lyrics whack, but Kim K cant sing! There's not life to this song, there aren't even any modulations in her voice. She sings like a zombie. hahahahaha I think Kim K should stick with her many other endeavors, and leave singing to those who have a talent for it.

Christina Aguilera Arrested In LA

In the wee hours of Tuesday Morning , her bf Rutler was observed by LAPD "burn rubber" on Sunset Blvd. So they pull him over and he fails the field sobriety tests. Christina was in the car and she was VERY intoxicated also. He is arrested for DUI and  Christina is arrested for being drunk in public. What the hell is going on with her? This is not the first time she has been drunk lately and made some bad decisions! They recently crashed actor Jeremy Renner's birthday party at his house and were found passed out in his bed, at a Hollywood party, Christina got into a physical altercation and screaming match with Julianna Hough(Ryan Seacrest's gf). Could it be that she is still in love with her soon to be ex-husband? Does she still have some unresolved issues with her father? Could it be the fact that her last album Bionic was a failure? What is making her drink so much lately? Or has she been an alcoholic all along and we didn't know it??? I hope she gets her act together, I love her voice and I would hate to see her dead or in jail. Get it together Christina , get some help and get back into the studio and belt out some more hits girl!

Charlie Sheen is a Moron!

I am watching his 20/20 interview and I cannot stand the way he speaks. It so nasal and self entitled and elitest. EWWW! I just want to punch him in his face. hahahahaha He's only 45, but he looks like he is 55 or older. He is NOT cute anymore. And he is babbling like a strung out base head. OMG, he has his 2 livein porn stars helping with his children. WTF!!! I've said it b4 and I'll say it again, Charlie Sheen is a HOT Effing Mess! And if he continues on the path he is on, right now, he will be dead in 1yr. It's so sad. His show is hell of funny! According to Wendy Williams, Charlie has been offered a show on HBO for 5million per episode and 10 episodes. Maybe Charlie is trying to get himself fired from CBS so that he can go to HBO and make even more money!??? I still think his father Martin needs to step in and become Charlies' conservator. Charlie desperately needs help and guidance.

Charlie Sheen rused to hospital with abdominal pains...

Early on Thursday morning Actor Charlie Sheen was rushed to Cedars Sinai Hospital. A 911 call was placed from Charlie's home. Charlie has a history of hernias and this one appears to be a hiatal hernia, which is where a piece of the stomach  pushes through the diaphragm. Charlie is 45yrs old and lives a very wild lifestyle, which is contrary to the treatment of this type of hernia. The best way to alleviate some of the symptoms for this hernia are to refrain from drinking alcohol, eating chocolate, smoking, and etc. Awww too bad, those are all of the things Charlie loves to do on a daily basis. hahahahaha Well, I hope he gets better soon. I am a HUGE fan of Two and a Half Men.

Boy George and Culture Club Reuniting!

Wow! After 30 plus years, Boy George and Culture Club are reuniting in 2011. They are planning a new album and a world tour for 2012. That's amazing and I really look forward to both. I wonder if they will make a stop here in Sacramento or maybe down in San Francisco?? Yeah!

Giant Insect or Fashion Forward Diva!!!

On Sunday nite's episode of watch what happens with the ultra delicious Andy Cohen, Miss Lawrence performed "Closet Freak" live. He sounded ok, but clearly looked terrified. That was ok, with time I'm sure his stage performance will improve. However, he was wearing some outrageous monstrosity of a costume. He looked like a giant black cricket with hairy legs and 6 inch Louboutin stilettos. hahahahahaha I know Miss Lawrence can sing, I saw him do it on prior episodes of Real Housewives of Atlanta. However, he was relying too much on the track in this performance. I think Khandi needs to cut him a track of the song where the lead vocals are not included. It only needs to contain the backup vocals and maybe the duplicate lead vocals. For those of you who dont know, duplicate lead vocals are when the singer sings the same lyrics and they are recorded at different times and them layed one on top of the other in the final cut. I learned that from P.Diddy in Making the Band.

HIH Ali-Reza Pahlavi takes own life at age 44

 His Imperial Highness Prince Ali-Reza Pahlavi took his own life on Jan 4, 2011, in his Boston Mass apartment. According to his brother HIH Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi, Ali-Reza had been depressed over  "all of the ills that had befallen his beloved homeland" and the deaths of his father and sister years before. Rest in Peace.

What is in the "MEAT" at Taco Bell?

ON the CBS news tonite, they reported that an Alabama Law Firm is suing Taco Bell because it lied about its beefy meat filling. The law firm had the meat tested and it contains less than 35% of Beef meat in it. So what the HELL is the other 65% of ingredients in the meat filling? Oh my gawd, the rumor might be true! It's horse meat!!! hahahahaha Well, I dont care, it sure does taste good! hahahahaha

San News Out of Hollywood again....

96year old Fitness Guru Jack Lalanne died today due to complications of Pneumonia. Well he had a long and wonderful life. I used to watch his fitness show when I was a child. He was pretty funny too. I'm sorry to see him go. Rest in peace, Jack.

NeNe Leakes is one of the RUDEST BITCHES ALIVE!!!

Nene Leakes from Real Housewives of Atlanta is one of the RUDEST BITCHES alive! On tonite's episode, she meets the homeowner and friend of Kim Zolciack, Thomas Kammer in Miami. Well instead of her being gracious and ladylike, she makes a rude comment to him about Kim. Because Nene and Kim had been fighting for the last few hours. I dont know what farm she grew up on, but when you are a guest in someone else's house, you are supposed to be on your BEST behavior. Then later on in the episode, she invited a friend of hers to join her at the house. Excuse me, but you are the guest of a guest. You do NOT have permission to invite people over to this man's house. (Rolls eyes!) Talk about nerve!!! I wanted to jump through the TV and slap dat bitch. hahahahahaha

The Truth About David Arquette.

Okay who else out there was NOT surprised when the news broke that David Arquette entered rehab for alcohol abuse? Just raise our hands now...1,2, 3, 4...etc. hahahahaha He was always smiling and laughing and acting a fool. Acting like he didn't have a care in the world, even after he and his wife of 10yrs Courtney Cox split. Besides, did you see the pic of him in that ugly purple robe and wig at the Laker's game? Only a drunk would wear that and think it's funny. hahahahahaha I'm glad he's getting the help he needs. Good Luck to you David!

Christina Aguilera is losing her mind!!!

First of all she gets into a hair pulling name calling altercation with Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend, Julianne Hough at a Golden Globes after party. Then she goes to Jeremy Renner's house for his birthday party, along with her 22yr old boy toy. Neither was an invited guest. Then both Christiana and her 22yr old boy toy proceeded to get drunk and had the nerve to fall asleep in Jeremy's bed. REALLY? That's really bad! So, when Jeremy found the 2 asleep in his bed, he yells at them "What the hell are you doing in my bed? Neither of you were invited here. And MY PARENTS ARE HERE!" or words to that effect. hahahahahaha This is according to US Weekly and Wendy Williams. Is this juicy or what? And how trashy is Christina? You would think she had better things to do on a Sunday night. hahahahahaha

More Sad News Out of Hollywood...

Actor John Dye, died yesterday, from a heart attack in San Francisco. He was just 47yrs old. He portrayed the Angel of Death on Touched by an Angel for 8yrs. Rest in Peace.

OH WOW! I've Missed Reporting Some Major Deaths Out of Hollywood!

Did you Know that Steve Landesberg who portrayed one of the cops on Barney Miller died? He was 65yrs old and he died Dec 17, 2010. How did I miss this one? I must be slipping! So, I'm going to list some others, be prepared it's kind of a long list, but here goes:

1. Don Meredith, brain hemorrhage, Dec 5, 2010

2. Julien Hug, bachelorette cast member, 35yrs old from Suicide, Nov 3, 2010

3. Denise Borino-Quinn, Ginny Sacramoni on the Sopranos,  liver cancer, 46yrs old , Oct 27th,2010

4. Lisa Blount, acted in An Officer and a Gentleman, unknown, 53 yrs old , Oct 27, 2010

5. Simon McCorkindale , acted in Manimal and Falcon Crest, bowel cancer, 58yrs old, Oct 14, 2010

6. Harold Gould, Rhoda's Father on Rhoda &The Mary Tyler Moore Show, prostate cancer, Sept 11, 2010

7. Robert Schimmel, comedian, injuries from a serious car accident, 60yrs old, Sept 3, 2010

8. Harold Dow, news correspondent 48hrs and other shows, unknown, 62yrs, Aug 21, 2010

9. James Gammon, actor on Nash Bridges, cancer, 70yrs, July 16, 2010

10. Jimmy Dean, country singer and founder of Jimmy Dean sausages, unknown, 81yrs, June 13, 2010

11. Matt Hughes, storm chaser, complications from suicide attempt, 30yrs, May 26, 2010


12. Fess Parker, portrayed Daniel Boone, 85yrs, March 18, 2010

13. Guru, hip hop artist, cancer, 43yrs , April 19, 2010

14. Merlin Olsen, actor & ex-pro football player , mesothelioma, 69yrs, March 11, 2010

15. Corey Haim, actor, drug overdose, 38yrs, March 10, 2010

16. Andrew Koenig, actor on Growing Pains (son of the actor who portrayed Chekov from the Original Star Trek Series), suicide, 41yrs, Feb 25, 2010

17. Justin Mentell, actor and former speed skater, car crash, 27yrs, Feb 1, 2010

18. James Mitchell, actor on All My Children, pneumonia, 89yrs , Jan 22, 2010

19. Jennifer Lyon, castmember on Survivor Vanuatu, breast cancer, 37yrs , Jan 19, 2010

May they all rest in peace.

Hardcore Pawn Owner Les is a liar!

Okay, I just watched the latest episode of Hardcore Pawn, in this episode, Les the Owner of Hardcore Pawn did a complete 180 and committed a crime. In a prior episode, he clearly states to a customer that he is now allowed to pawn or buy merchandise from anyone but the legal owner of said items. However on the Jan 11th episode, Les bought a diamond ring from a guy who told him, the ring belonged to his Aunt. The guy even calls someone who purports to be that Aunt. But how does Les know that for sure? He doesn't! What a LYING ASSHOLE he is!

Judge Orders Dr. Conrad Murray to stand trial for Manslaughter.

Well folks it is official, today Superior Court Judge Michael Pastor ordered Dr. Conrad Murray to stand trial for Manslaughter after a 6 day preliminary hearing in Southern California. Hopefully , now we will get more information into some of the details of what really happened to poor Michael Jackson on his last day on this earth. If it plays on TruTV I'll be watching. Rest in Peace Michael Jackson.

Sad News out of Hollywood...

Actor and director David Nelson, son of Ozzie and Harriet Nelson died Tuesday at his home in Century City, Calif, due to complications from Colon cancer. He was 74. Awww, say hello to your parent's and brother for us David. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family.

This is a Twofer!!!

First of all, I just want to say that I just rented the Town on dvd and I was completely blown away by the story. DAYAM! I LOVE THIS MOVIE! It was AWESOME! Good job writing and directing it too, Ben Affleck. 

Lastly, and speaking of Ben Affleck, HOT DAYAM!!!! There is a scene in the movie when Ben is working out and he is doing these leg knee bends to his bare chest and I almost burst a hole in my boxers. Ben has one of the HOTTEST bodies I have seen in a LONG time!!! He is ripped!!! Big arms, nice pecs, with a light covering of hair, 8 pack washboard abs. Now if only he had a bigger weenie, I'd holler at 'cha Ben. hahahahahaha Ben has 2 or 3 daughters with wife Jennifer Garner, so I know he's only packing 5inches or less. hahahahahaha  Sorry, Ben. Loved your movie and LOVE your body, get a dick transplant and maybe we could talk. hahahahahaha

And Speaking of Sandra Bullock, Riddle me this....

How does America's sweetheart, Oscar Winning Actress, adopter of African American toddlers, Golden Globe Winning, all around one of the nicest celebs in Hollywood, end up with a multi-tattooed, non deodorant wearing, biker riding, Nazi loving pig??? That would be Jesse James, for those of you who are out of the loop. hahahahahaha Doesn't this old coupling just make you wanna go, Hmmmmm? I would welcome any insights into this anyone could offer. Thanks.

Unlikely Couplings...times 2

OMG! You will not believe which 2 celebrities are knocking da boots and have been doing so for the last 3 years and keeping it all quiet and secret! Are you sitting down? Regina King from 227 and Malcolm Jamal Warner from the Cosby Show. Both are all grown up now. She is now on Southpark and doing a fabulous job of playing a lady detective. And he is doing plays on Broadway, I believe. Well I sure wish them luck. I think they make a really cute couple.

Strange coupling #2, Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. She's at least 10yrs his senior. Hey cougar, work your magic gurl! hahahahahaha And Ryan when you are knocking out her back, go slow boo, she is a mommy now. hahahahahaha

Live to Dance should be called Live to put you in a Trance

Okay, if I have to watch one more  episode of Live to Dance with Paula Abdul and her two moronic cohort judges, I'm going to slit my wrists, drink 3 bottles of Drano while simultaneously sucking on the business end of 12 gauge shot gun and pulling the trigger on both barrels with my big toe on my right foot!!! It is insipid,boring, droll, boring, dull, boring, stupid, oh and did I say BORING?! IT IS BORING!!! One of the contestants was so old, she needed help walking down the hall to the stage. Now she was supposed to be a tap dancer, during her routine, NOT ONE TIME DID SHE MAKE THE TAP SOUND with her tap shoes. BORING!!! Now, I LOVE old people, especially old men. So I am NOT an ageist. I think if you are an old person who dances, make sure you can still DANCE DAMNIT!!! Now 3 of the original Solid Gold Dancers auditioned and even though those ladies are well into their 60s, I enjoyed their performance. Now the judges didn't like them , but what the hell do they know? hahahahaha The Judges were all over the place and totally inconsistent in their machinations. One team of dancers was cut for not dancing in sync the entire routine, and yet the Judges allowed another group to go through to the "short list" who also were inconsistent in their synchronization. And I dont think that was fair. Well, to me, most of those people auditioning, you could find at any local church talent show or high school production in any little hick town of 2,000 or less. Yawns. Well,I'm done with that show. I will NOT watch another episode. Good Luck Paula Abdul, and I hope that Simon Cowell's new show starts soon because I do not think there will be a 2nd season of your God awful Live to Dance.