Celebrity Chef Todd English Arrested on DUI Charges

Wow! Another celebrity who didn't know when enough was enough! Do they have to kill someone to find out? Celebrity Chef Todd English, who is the owner of Olives and Figs and Fish Club was arrested today on a country road on Long Island. He went to court and was released on $1,500.00 bail, according to Police in Southampton NY. Full details of the arrest were not available. Also no word on when Todd's next court appearance is scheduled. Get some help Todd if you have a problem, it's not like you cannot afford to go to rehab just like you could have afforded to take a cab last night! DUH! So sad!

Congratulations to Three Celebrity Couples on Their Nuptials Today

Wow, today was the day for weddings! Congratulations go out to Evan Ross and Ashlee Simpson on their Connecticut wedding at Diana Ross's home there. Diana is Evan's mom. Now no word on if Diana sang for 30mins or not as was previously planned. This is the 2nd marriage for Ashlee, she was previously married to Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boys for 3yrs; and she has a 5 yr old son with Pete.

Also married today were actor/singer Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy in the Baker Hotel in St Charles Illinois. Jenny is from ILL. Donnie's mom and a couple of his brothers were there also. As was a couple of his bandmates from New Kids on the Bock, Jordan and Jonathan Knight,  and Danny Wood. Donnie's brother Mark couldn't make it there but he did send a video message. Awww. No word on what either bride was wearing or where their cakes came from. If I ever get married, I want my cake to come from either the Cake Boss, Buddy in NYC or Sylvia Weinsteins'. Both do amazing cakes!!! Both are expensive but worth every dime! hahahaha

And finally on Saturday in Miami, actress Gabrielle Union married NBA player Dwyane Wade at the famed Chateau Artisan. The couple had been dating since 2009. The bride wore a strapless Dennis Brasso dress that she purchased at the famed Kleinfelds in NYC. This is the store from Say Yes to the Dress TLC show. I've never heard of Dennis Basso, but if he's selling at Kleinfelds, he must be good. Good luck to ALL of the happy couples.

And my predictions for the 3 couples are as follows: I think Gabrielle and Dwyane will only last 3yrs or less, for Donny and Jenny, mmmm, I think 10yrs and for Ashlee and Evan, I say 12 to 18 months. LOL

OMG! I Cannot Believe This MESS is in the News Again! Is Tony Sopranos Dead or Alive?

OMG! I cannot believe we are talking about this shit again! Recently, a reporter was harassing Soprano's creator David Chase about the Soprano's finale and she wanted to know if Tony Soprano is alive or dead? Who gives a flying fuck! It's been 7 years since that piece of shit was on TV. And the actor who portrayed Tony, James Gandolfini is dead now. So as far as I am concerned Tony Soprano is dead too. NO ONE but James could portray Tony Soprano!!! IN MY OPINION!!! And that's the only one that counts here. LOL Okay? What I hate is when writers and show creators cannot make a decision about the fate of a show or the fate of a character because they are pussies and don't want to alienate the public. Look, when no one is happy, that is when you have made the right decision. But it just burns my ass to no end when they do not kill off a main character or end a show for good. As you recall, at the end of the Soprano finale, Tony and his whole immediate family went out to eat at a restaurant, and shortly after they sat down, the screen goes black and that was the end of the show. Such big ass cop out. Look, either some guys should have walked in and killed Tony and his entire family or long suffering wife or just the kids. Something, but to have it just end with no high or no low, was BORING AS HELL!!!! It made the entire show worthless and a waste of time. For all we know, Tony and his family are still sitting in that restaurant stuffing their fat faces. Yawn!!! Anyway getting back to David Chase, he was flippant with this reporter, when she asked if Tony was alive or dead and David said, "No, no, not dead". Now David is recanting and saying that the reporter took his words out of context. No she didn't. NO NO NOT DEAD is pretty crystal clear to me. But fuck it. WHO CARES! James is dead. May he rest in peace. And so should any future comments on Tony Soprano!!!

Comedian and Fashion Police Host Joan Rivers Rushed to Hospital After Heart Stops

Joan Rivers was at a clinic on Friday, having an endoscopy done, that's where they stick a camera down your throat. She was having her vocal chords checked out. When all of a sudden, her heart stopped and she stopped breathing. The clinic called 911 and performed CPR and Joan was rushed to Mt Sinai Hospital where she was revived and then placed in a medically induced coma. Joan remains in serious condition. Joan is 81 yrs old. She's lived a nice long life, but I really hope she is okay. I LOVE her on Fashion Police, where NO ONE is safe from her barbs. hahahaha So please say a prayer for Joan. Her daughter Melissa and grandson jumped on a plane in Los Angeles and rushed to NY to be by Joan's side. Where they have remained ever since. Melissa did release a statement thanking everyone for their prayers and well wishes.

Actor/Director Richard Attenborough Dead at 90 Yrs

Actor and Oscar Winning Director Sir Richard Attenborough passed away yesterday at an undisclosed location he was 90 yrs old. According to his son, Michael, he had been in poor health for some time. Attenborough was lovingly known to his family and friends as "Dickey Darling". Attenborough won the Oscar for Best Picture and also for Best Director of "Ghandi" in 1982. Attenborough also starred in many films in front of the camera, the one pic that stands out for me is as the mogul in "Jurassic Park".He also appeared in "The Great Escape", "10 Rollington Park", and "Doctor Dolittle" just to name a few. Rest in Peace Richard.

Model Ireland Baldwin Attends MTV Video Awards with Black Rapper Girlfriend

Did you know that Ireland Baldwin, daughter of actor /father Alec Baldwin and actress Kim Bassinger is a lesbian? Yes she is and she appeared at the MTV Video Awards today in Inglewood California holding hands and hugging on her black rapper girlfriend, Angel Haze. According to the Yahoo article I read, the happy couple have been together since May and they also came out in May. Really Where the hell was I when that happened? LOL Damn! I must be slipping! First Mariah and Nick break up in May and then Ireland and Angel come out and I no where to be found. hahahahaha I'm gonna do better people. It is my job to keep you informed. hahahaha

Suge Knight Shot and Injured At Chris Brown Club Party

Former Death Row founder, Marion "Suge" Knight was shot and injured at a club party, at the 10ak club in West Hollywood which was co-hosted by Chris Brown and some chick named Pia Mia. This party was to celebrate the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards that were scheduled to take place on Sunday. Suge was shot around 1:30am Sat to Sunday morning. Suge and 2 others were injured however all three are expected to live. Hmm, I don't know how I feel about this. Violence is bad, but Suge seems to bring the violence to him. Shit always happens when he is around.

No further details as to why the shooting took place or if Suge was the intended victim, etc etc. Suge was shot b4 also at an MTV party in Miami in 2005. That time he received a leg wound. See, what I mean by violence seems to follow him? Dayum!

Singer Mariah Carey and Husband Nick Canno Have Split and Are Headed to Divorce Court!!!

WOW! This is kind of shocking because I didn't see this one coming. NOT! I'm surprised that they stayed married this long. LOL  However, singer Mariah Carey and her hubby Nick Cannon, the host of America's Got Talent (AGT) have split up and have been living apart since May 2014. The couple married for the first time on April 30th, 2008, that's just 6 yrs ago. I think I gave them 5 yrs at the time so they beat me by 1 yr. LOL I have just found it strange that when couples get remarried on their anniversary every year. Usually that means the marriage is a very shaky one and they use the new wedding as a crutch to keep them together. That's like one of the Basketball Wives, Jackie Christie, she and her husband Doug do that every year. And she has said it b4, that if you are always planning a wedding, then you don't have time to cheat or fight a lot. And it also leaves you very little time to just be with your supposed best friend, if you always looking at swatches and venues and caterers and etc. That's the biggest thing that I miss from my last relationship, just spending time together cooking dinner, or watching a movie together or talking our day etc. We had a really good friendhsip and loved just being together. Plus our sex was AMAZING!!! LOL I got 2 words for you, multiple orgasms!!! I don't want to brag, but 4 was the most we could do together! hahahahaha Sigh, those were the good old days. hahahahaha Oh well, getting back to Mariah and Nick. So sad that its ending buy all good things must come to an end. I wonder if Mariah is gonna have to pay Nick Alimony? Mariah probably wont ask for child support because she is worth like $500 million. I think Nick is only worth like $5 to $10 million?? I also wonder if there is prenup? Mariah is too stupid to have asked for one on her own, but maybe her lawyer did? What? Mariah is not stupid? Are you kidding me, have you ever heard her talk? That gurl is loopy as a spinning top!

Lisa Nicole Carson Resurfaces After 15 Year Hiatus!!! Healthy, Happy and Looking for a Job.

Lisa Nicole Carson, wow! Now that's a name we haven't seen or heard about in a long long time; 15 yrs to be exact. She used to have recurring roles on 2 of the Biggest TV shows in the late 1990s; Ally McBeal and ER! On Ally McBeal, she portrayed an Assistant District Attorney and Ally's confident and wise roommate. On ER she portrayed the former love interest and baby mama to Eriq La Salle's character. If you recall, Lisa was fired from both ER and Ally McBeal due to "erratic behavior". And from how she explains her schedule, I can see why that happened, she was doing long days shooting at Ally McBeal and then in the evenings instead of going home, she whisked off to the set of ER to be shooting there most of the night and just getting a few hours sleep if she was lucky. No wonder she lost her mind! The girl was tired and needed to get a few good night's sleep! And from the tone of the article, it appears that she has 15 yrs later. YEAH! She looks amazing in the photo for the article. Her hair is now bone straight and she was wearing a bright red lip shade. She has bright eyes and looks well rested. She is back seeking work acting and I wish her good luck and I hope she gets a good gig soon. I also wish she would record an album, she has a really amazing voice as I recall. I just want to say welcome back Lisa. Oh, if you are wondering about her mental health issues, she doesn't deny them. She just chooses not to talk about them right now, since she is unsure of when to disclose that part of her life. I say, it's all water under the bridge, let's put a period and keep it moving gurl!!! Okay?(Spoken in my most campiest voice! hahahahaha)

California Patient Being Tested for Ebola Virus!

Good Lord, I pray this turns out to be Malaria!!! But an unidentified person has been admitted Kaiser in South Sacramento and is being tested to see if he/she has the Ebola virus! Ebola is a horrible virus that has a 90 % mortality rate. There is no cure and no vaccine for the Ebola virus!!! This is the virus where infected individuals have really high fevers and hemorrhage from the eyes, ears and mouths. It's a nasty virus!!! Normally, all the doctors can do is treat the symptoms since there is NO CURE!!! So far in Africa, Ebola has killed 1,229 people so far since Mar 2014 when this outbreak started. Ebola is not easily transmitted, you must come into close contact with blood, saliva, sweat or semen to get infected and it has a 21 day incubation period before you become contagious. But once you become contagious, you will be until the virus has run its course and it either kills you or you survive it. 

So, we have to wait and see if the tests are positive or negative for this unnamed Kaiser patient. Kaiser claims they are taking every precaution to insure that if this person has Ebola that no one at the hospital will be contaminated. They have him/her in a negative air room, and hospital personnel must double glove and wear protective suits b4 entering the room.  There 2 aid workers, a doctor and a nurse who contracted the virus in Africa, they are both recovering now in an Atlanta Hospital. The doctor is said to be doing great and should be released soon. Both received an experimental vaccine and this is what is being attributed to their remarkable recoveries. Anyway, let's just keep our fingers crossed that the unnamed patient will test negative for Ebola!!! And let us pray too. Please God, don't let it be Ebola!!!

Texas Thief Claims that Loot He Stole is Fake!!!

One of the biggest home burglaries in history took palce in a Houston suburb in the home of former Beauty Queen turned socialite and multimillionaires Theresa Roemer. Roemer had appeared on an ABC news segment bragging about her 3 story, 3,000 foot closet in her home. Roemer claims that her closet was filled with designer shoes, handbags and clothing. The thief stole over $1 million dollars in merchandise from Roemer. He then contacted her and tried to ransom her items back to her for $500,000.00 and if Roemer refused he would tell everyone that the items he stole were all fakes. Well, Roemer refused to pay, not because she couldn't; she is a self made multimillionaires. So the burglar made good on his threat and contacted Press reporter Craig Malisow on a burner cell phone and while disguising his voice with one of those voice gizmos and offered to send the reporter some of the stolen items. So Craig gave him his address and  later on that week he received a large envelope containing about 15 items; a Rolex watch and some jewelry. Roemer identified the items as being hers but no one in the Police dept, that's where Craig turned over the items to, would confirm or deny if the items were fake or not. Hmmmm, Roemer claimed in her ABC news segment that she spent $500,000.00 constructing the closet and that was just on the construction costs alone, she also claimed in that segment that she spent $2 million on all of the items in it. She had several Birkin bags, Louis Vitton and Rolex watches and lots of Christian Louboutin heels. Roemer claims to have spent $60,000.00 each for the 3 Birkin bags that were stolen. Really gurl? I've never heard of that bag costing that much, normally the prices given for a Birkin bag is $15 to $30,000.00. Also, if you spent half a million building a closet, why wouldn't spend some money insuring that your home is burglar proof? The window that the burglar gained entry into was a first floor bathroom that was not alarmed nor constructed with shatter proof glass! Nor were there bars on the window! I mean honestly, why don't you just put up a sign that says "enter here!". hahahaha You cannot really build a house that is completely burglar proof, if a thief wants to get in, he's gonna find a way. Even if it means driving through a wall. I am just saying don't make it so easy by putting regular glass into a first floor windows and no bars or alarms on the windows. A few months ago, I saw Floyd Mayweather Jr on a news segment and in his home closet he had his beautiful clothes, watches and sun glasses displayed but inside of locking cabinets with glass door fronts. Now I am not claiming that those locked cabinets are going to deter any would be thieves, but it's just going to make it a little more difficult for them to get at those items!  Especially, if you can afford to spend $2.5 million constructing a 3000 sqr ft closet and filling it, then spend more than $100.00 on the windows on the first floor. That's all I am saying.

Congratulations to "Singer" William Hung, Who Massacred a Song Auditioning for American Idol Season 3

Wow! Here is a name we haven't seen nor heard from in a long time. William Hung, married his fiance recently on June 17th,  in Anaheim Calif. William, if you recall was the tone death dude who massacred Ricky Martin's She Bangs for the Idol judges for season 3 of American Idol. Simon didn't minced words with William and told him so, damn! Don't you miss Simon? I sure do! hahahaha Anyway, that didn't stop William from recording 3 albums which sold 200, 35,000 and 7,000 respectively. William also appeared in a film and was a spokesman for Cingular One, GSN and Ask.com. William is not 31 and living in Southern Calif working an statistical analyst for Los Angeles County's Sheriff's Office.

Congratulations, It's a Girl. Singer Christina Aquilera Gives Birth to 2nd Child

Congratulations to Singer Christina Aquilera on the birth of her daughter, on Aug 16th. This is the 2nd child for Christina, but the first with her fiance Matt Rutler. The couple have been dating since, 2010 but got engaged in Feb 2014. No word on the name of this child, but Christina's son is named Max and he is 6 yrs old. Good luck to the happy family.

Wolf Creek WORST Horror Film EVER!!! That is Based on Real Facts...HAH!

Last night I watched the last 35 mins of a horror film called Wolf Creek which purports to be based on real facts. Which a big pile of bullshit!!! The plot is 3 tourists are traveling cross country by car in Australia and stop at a National Park called Wolf Creek while there they experience some car trouble. Well this "nice" guy happens along and offers to tow them back to his home where he will fix their car and they can relax. WTF!!! No one is that gullible right? Wrong!!! So they agree and go with him, once there he attacks them and literally nails the male to a make shift cross, then ties up one of the females in a shed while he takes the other one to a garage where he rapes her and tortures her. That's right folks, this "nice" man has turned out to be one of Australia's biggest serial killers!!! Wow, what luck these 3 had car trouble at that park. Later on we find out that this serial killer had been stalking the 3 for quite some time when one of the females who escapes finds a video camera the male in their group had and she sees footage of that truck long b4 they reached Wolf Creek Park. ( I say this in my most serious but sarcastic voice.) hahahaha No way! Serial killers don't stalk their victims first. What pissed me off was, that after the first chick, Liz escaped she starts a fire and then rescues her friend "Beth", that was ok. So Liz ends up shooting the serial killer, Mick in the neck, killing him or so she thinks. They start to escape in his truck after she goes back into the garage to get his keys off his "dead" body. Well, he wakes up and starts shooting at them with a shotgun. She attempts to run him over, but I think she misses and maybe knocks him out briefly. They get on the road and are flying down the road when they see lights pop up behind them. Its the killer Mick chasing them in another vehicle. Now here is where things get completely retarded! Liz pulls over and the 2 of them push the truck they are riding in over the side of a ravine. What the FUCK for!!!??? They had a big lead on him. So they now hoof it back to his place and this is when Liz finds the video cameras and TONS of evidence that they are not the first ones to get tricked into coming back to his place. Then she finds another garage full of cars so she's trying to start one when he appears in the back seat. Awww dayum!!! So he stabs her through the seat, she is injured but gets out of the car, where he grabs her and stabs her again in the back severing her spinal cord and making her a "head on a stick". He drops her to the floor where he leaves her while he goes looking for "Beth". Beth fell asleep but wakes up and finds the road again where she starts running down the road until she can run no further and plops down. Some time goes by and luckily for her she sees a car coming shortly thereafter. Well, turns out to be a nice old stranger, who helps her into his back seat and then he goes to the trunk to get a blanket and food and water. He sits a Thermos up on the roof of his car, while he gets the blanket out. Then he looks at the thermos because it is leaking fluid. Next thing you know he gets shot in the head. Mick has found them! Beth jumps up out of the car gets the keys out of the trunk and takes off. Mick rolls up along side her in a very fast car, they are leap frogging down the road, when Beth runs Mick off the road. All the good that does because he just gets out and shoots out one of her tires causing her vehicle to roll over. Beth stumbles out of the vehicle and he shoots her in the head killing her. Mick picks up her body and throws it into the trunk of his car along side of the old man who stopped to help her, and then he sets the other car on fire. He then returns to his place, but while he was killing Beth, Ben has awaken nailed to the cross and pulls his arms off the nails and escapes. He finds the road and is quickly picked up by 2 women who take him to the nearest town and he is airlifted to safety. So he tells the police what happens but since his story is little wild to be believed they arrest him. When they go to Mick's place they cannot find any evidence of a crime. What the fuck! There were tons of cars, boxes of cameras , wallets, ID cards pinned to his wall of victims, etc etc. But somehow now, it is all gone.The police investigate for 4 months and then release Ben. The police NEVER find Liz and Beth's bodies nor any trace that they were ever even at Mick's place. Mick is seen walking off into the sunset still holding his rifle. Ben didn't nail himself to that cross so i don't know how Mick skated on those charges!!And that is how the film ends. Australian police are complete idiots!!!
My biggest WTF moment is, if Mick kills both Beth and Liz then who recalls how they escaped, the complete blunder of rolling the truck down the ravine, etc, if they are both killed and never heard from again? Not Mick, so who? So I go look up the film on Wikipedia, and find out that yes it is based on true events but not just one, but 2 separate events. And the parts about Beth and Liz were complete fabrications of the screen writer. Who just happens to be a complete idiot!!! If you are lucky enough to escape from a killer, DO NOT stop and get out of your vehilce for no reason!!!! I mean honestly who would do that??? NO ONE SANE!!!!

Silicon Valley Hotel Has Robot Working as Bellhop....Yawn!

Ok, I am sorry but I just watched a video of this robot and I was not impressed. A hotel chain in Silicon Valley has unveiled Botlr, the world’s first robot butler, which will work as a bellhop shuttling items between the hotel lobby and guests’ rooms. The hotel has named the robot "Alo". My issue is that this "robot" looks like a 3 foot tall tree stump, painted white and  wearing a bow tie. When I think of a robot, I think of the tall man size robot from the Lost in Space tv series of the 1960s and 70s. "Danger Will Robinson, Danger!!!" LOL Oh! And that reminds me of another flaw. This Botlr cannot speak, it only beeps at you kind of like Rosie from the Jetson's cartoon. LOL So just on looks alone, I am not happy. Then this Alo only has a very small compartment in the top of it's stump like body that can carry maybe pack of cigarettes or an envelope. If this "Botlr" is a butler or a bellhop, shouldn't it be able to carry a suitcase? or a tray of drinks? I think the Savioke company should rethink this fake ass "robot" and attach a locking cart to it or better yet just completely redesign the body of the Botlr to look like a person from the waist up and then from the waist down maybe have a 3 ft by 3 ft caboose with a locking top that can actually carry objects of size....like a suitcase or a tray of food. A robot that can only carry objects the size of an envelope or smaller is almost COMPLETELY USELESS!!!! Since if I'm staying in  a hotel, I am not going to be receiving mail there. DUH!!!! (rolls eyes!!!) hahahaha

Celine Dion Puts Entire Career On Hold Due to Husband's Failing Health...Or Is It Due to Her Own Health Issues?

In a press release released today, singer Celine Dion announced that she is canceling her Asian tour and putting her Las Vegas Residency on hold due to her husband's Renee Angelil's failing health. Renee underwent surgery back in December 2013 to remove a tumor. However, in July of 2014 Celine cancelled her Las Vegas residency because she herself was having throat problems and those problems have not resolved themseves as of this writing. So which is it Celine? Renee's health or your own or both. Well, either way, I wish both a speedy recovery. Godspeed!

Andy Cohen Denies Being a Power Bottom! Awww, really?

Okay the other night on Watch What Happens Live on Bravo, Andy Cohen, Mr Shady Boots himself, denied and got annoyed when Mel B accused him of being a power bottom. Really Andy? 'Cause I thought that was what you were too. Why are you annoyed at being labeled a bottom power or other wise? I tweeted you that you should be proud of being a bottom if that is what you are! LOL I know I would love to bend you over a desk and find out! LOL Just let me know...okay? hahahaha

Review: Below Deck on Bravo Network! ...Amazing!!!!!

Wow! Bravo Network has done it again and assembled an awesome cast for the return of the reality show Below Deck. Below Deck follows a luxury yacht for an entire season in the Caribbean. The name of the yacht is the Ohana. The Ohana is GORGEOUS!!! The staterooms are amazing and decorated exqusitely!!! I love a big tufted headboard and there are several on board.
The crew is full of beautiful 20 somethings both men and women. (Oh, and 1 30something chick. But I don't really care about the chicks,) I am completely in love with some of the men though. Kelly is a beautiful blond 20 something guy with an amazing body, 6 pack abs, nice pecs and a broad back, a small waist and nice firm buns. Kelly is a former Marine, so I know he can be had. There is something in the Marine training that turns all of the men gay later in life. LOL ( I swear this is TRUE!!!)  Then there is the dark haired 25 yr old Andrew. Now I have never used this term for a guy b4 but it completely fits Andrew to a TEE! Andrew is vapid! He is tall dark and handsome with big beautiful white teeth, nice hair chiseled good looks and completely dumb as dirt and hollow on the inside. There was an incident on the boat where he left a port hole open in his cabin. Normally that wouldn't be a problem on a boat, but the crew's quarters are in the bottom of the boat and their port holes are almost right at the water level for the ocean. So when he left it open, a lot of the sea water got into the boat. Pretty but stupid!!! And he is vain! Vain as a former beauty queen. LOL The primary guest of the maiden voyage on the yacht is an older southern woman, and she invites him to the formal dinner that was planned for the 2nd night of the cruise. Well of course, Andrew said yes and he fully expected to attend the dinner and have his fellow crew members serve him. Well, the Captain nixed that idea in a NY second! hahahaha Andrew thought that if he plays up to the guests they will give him a big tip at the end of the cruise. Wow, isn't that akin to prostitution? LOL  I wonder if he would go that far with a guest? Hmmm....hahahaha Anyway, then there is the cute cook. He has a slight accent so I believe he is from Great Britain? Not 100 % sure, since he hasn't said where he is from and it is a very slight accent. He pissed me off though. For the first meal on the yacht, he served suishi to these meat and potatoes type southerners. If I had spent thousands of dollars renting this boat and crew and the first meal they served me was raw fish, I would really be pissed off since I know they knew my preferences! We saw the crew going over the guests preferences at a meeting earlier b4 the guests arrived on the yacht. I might even get really rude and throw that raw fish overboard on down on deck just to show how upset I was. LOL Luckily for the formal dinner the chef redeemed himself and made an upscale chicken cor'don bleu. Bravo teased us at the end of this first episode with clips for the rest of the season. It looks really good, the crew starts hooking up with each other, they are drinking on the boat which the Captain has prohibited, and there are arguments amongst the crew and drama with some of the future passengers. Yeah!!! I will definitely be watching!!! Check it out, you wont be disappointed!!!

Fledgling Singer Ciara Calls Off Engagement to Rapper BF for Cheating ....Really Gurl?

Fledgling singer Ciara has called off her engagement to rapper Future for cheating on her. Really gurl? Did you really think he was gonna be faithful to you? He has 4 children with 4 baby mamas!!! That should have been your first clue! He's just a boy in a man's body. Men make commitments and boys make bad decisions! Future you need to grow the fuck up!!! And all of the rest of the women in the world need to stay away from this fool. He's only going to use you and break your heart. DUH!!! This is just like a Jerry Springer episode. I bet Ciara is saying; "oh I love him, why couldn't he commit to me? Why couldn't he just be faithful to me? Why couldn't he love me back 110%?" Cause fool, he is a stupid little boy and little boys always want what they want when they want it. They don't think about consequences. Hey Future stop trying to single "handidly" populate the world! hahahaha

Oh NO! Another One!!! Legendary Actress Lauren Bacall Died Today, 89 Yrs Old!!!

Oh NO!!! Another celebrity died today. Legendary actress Lauren Bacall died today from a stroke in her NYC apt in the Dakota on the upper west side of Manhattan. Lauren is most famous for who she married and some amazing performances in the 1940s classics like ":To Have and Have Not" and "Key Largo".  I remember her mostly from her films in the 1960s and 1970s, like "Applause", "Sex and the Single Girl" and "Murder on the Orient Express". She was married briefly to legendary actor Humphrey Bogart. from 1945 to 1957 when he passed away. (Aww, isn't that sweet, it really was until death did they part.) Bogart was 25 yrs her senior but theirs was a true love story! Lauren briefly had a serious fling with Frank Sinatra after Bogarts' death but he broke off the engagement after Swifty Lazar spilled the 411 on the proposal to famous columnist Louella Parsons! (Wow! I recognize all of those names!!! They were all legends in Hollywood! ) Anyway, Lauren is survived by her 3 children (Stephen and Leslie Bogart and her son Sam Robards from her 2nd marriage to Jason Robards). Rest in Peace Lauren. I hope you and Humphrey are back together. :-)

Arrest Warrants Have Been Issued for Bellator MMA Fighter "War Machine" For Brutally Beating Up His Girlfriend

Wow! This is really sad!!! 7 Arrest warrants have been issued for Bellator MMA fighter "War Machine", real name Jon Koppenhaver for the brutal beating of his porn star girlfriend, Christy Mack. War Machine claims he went to her house on Friday to propose to her but when he found another man there he snapped. Christy claims that yes, Jon showed up at her house on Friday and yes there was a male friend there. But Jon just went crazy and beat up her friend and then kicked him out of the house. Then he made her take a shower, and then he tried to rape her but couldn't perform so he beat the shit out of her; breaking 18 bones in her body and rupturing her liver. I saw pics of her face and its makes a hot mess look pretty. OUCH! Jon has been tweeting that he doesn't think he is going to get a fair shake from the cops so that is why he is running now. BULLSHIT! He is running because now he has come down from his roid rage and he doesn't want to pay for his crimes. Hey Jon, don't do the crime if you can't do the time. DUMBASS!!! (oh snap that was a read! hahahaha) Personally, I think he looks gay, maybe the reason why he couldn't get it up is because he really wants a man? LOL

Bellator President Scott Coker lost no time in releasing a statement condemning Jon's actions and also releasing him from his promotional contract. HAH! Thank you Scott Coker for taking swift action and the CORRECT action. I wish more people would follow your lead and fire woman beaters when they act out.

Actor Robin Williams Found Dead in His Home....Suicide Suspected!

WOW!!!! This is shocking! Actor Robin Williams, 63 yrs old was found dead in his Marin home today just b4 noon of an apparent suicide by asphyxia. Robin was last seen at his home alive around 10pm on Aug 10th. How could he kill himself when he has children? That is just so rough!!! I knew Robin, sort of. I used to work for an answering service and his 1st wife, Valerie Velardi was one of our clients. So when he used to call for his son, I often answered the phone. He was a very nice caller. Wow! I am just shocked!!! Why didn't he call someone? Why didn't he talk to his current wife about this? So sad! Rest in Peace Robin!

Update: According to 911 recordings played on the local news today, Robin hanged himself. Ouch! That is such a horrible way to go. He must have been in a lot of pain. Also according to news reports Robin was suffering from severe depression. Just goes to show you that just because someone is rich, doesn't mean they are happy too. Robin was worth $50 million dollars. I dont know about you, but if I had $50 million dollars I am pretty damn sure, I would be mother fucking HAPPY!!! $50 million dollars can buy you a LOT of happiness!!!! Even if it is just happy pills!!! LOL

Actor David Duchovny Files for Divorce from Actress Wife Tea Leoni

Wow, this was a long time coming. Actor David Duchovny files for divorce from wife Tea Leoni finally after separating way back in June 2011. The couple married way back in 1997 and had a brief split in 2007. According to TMZ, the papers that David filed state that the relationship is irretrievably broken. Well, yeah, that's what happens when stop living together for 3 years. The couple have 2 kids, 15 yr old daughter Madeline and a 12 yr old son, Kyd. (Wow! That's a really stupid name!!! LOL) Also, according the filing, David will be paying Tea, $8, 333.00 in child support and $40,000.00 a month in spousal support. Wow! First of all where in the hell is he getting that kind of cheddar. David hasn't worked regularly in years! As far as I know. Did he really make that much on Xfiles all those years ago? According to celebrity net worth, David is worth $60 million and is currently making $225,000.00 an episode on Californification which appears on the Showtime network.  So approximately $50,000.00 a month is nothing compared to the $900,000.00+ a month he's making at Showtime. LOL Hey David, if you are feeling lonely and need some company, just holler at me boo. hahahaha

Ebola May Have Reached The USA!

A 46 yr old Ohio woman is awaiting tests results to prove or disprove that she is infected with Ebola. The woman recently traveled to one of the 3 West African countries where the Ebola Virus is raging and has killed around 900 people so far. There was a man at Johns Hopkins Hospital where an ER Doctor thought the man had Ebola but it turned out that all he had was malaria. That man had also just returned from Liberia.
There are 2 USA aide workers one a doctor and the other a nurse who have both tested positive for Ebola that are now convalescing in an isolation ward at the CDC in Atlanta, GA. The male Dr. Brantley is doing very well according to news reports and the news had actual footage of him in one of those Isolation suits getting out of the ambulance on his own accord and walking into the CDC. I don't understand why these 2 aide workers were brought back here to the USA? I mean, I know we have much better hospitals but they were fine where they were. What if they infect family members who have come to visit them? Or other health personnel? Ebola is not passed by casual contact, so obviously these 2 were not following proper protocols at their aide stations.Otherwise they would not have gotten infected. That's what I really loved at UC Davis on my most recent hospitalizations, the doctors and nurses always used hand sanitizer when entering and exiting my room and most wore gloves also. I wish them both a speedy recovery.

The death toll of the Ebola outbreak in Guinea, Liberia, Nigeria and Sierra Leone climbed to 887, the World Health Organization said Monday. 1,603 people have been infected, in all.

CBS 13 News Anchor Sabrina Santiago Arrested Along With Fiance For Grand Theft and Other Charges!

Wow! This was hell of shocking and a complete hot ass mess!!! But local news anchor Sabrina Santiago turned herself in after a warrant for her arrest was issued by Folsom Police in regards to a $2,500.00 theft of wallets along with an accomplice occurred at a Coach Outlet Store there in Folsom. Sabrina was charged with 3 felony counts of shoplifting. She has also been charged with conspiracy and grand theft. Sabrina's fiance Nicolas Gray. was arrested and charged with arson, battery, manufacturing meth, and possession of marijuana or hashish for sale. The police have obtained text messages between the 2 and they are very revealing. In message, Nicolas was bragging that he had stolen over $200,000.00 in merchandise recently. And Sabrina was bragging about stealing $850.00 worth of merchandise from Coach and made the comment, "got rent". WTF! How much was she making at the News Station that she couldn't afford to pay her rent? Where was her earnings going? Is she a drug addict also? Nicolas was traveling back and forth to San Francisco to get his methadone. Damyum! What a waste, because Nicolas is fine as hell but I just couldn't mess around with a heroin addict!!!

On May 6, 2014, Rodriguez and Gray’s Sacramento home was ablaze; in the ensuing attempts by firefighters, one fire fighter was injured. The couple told authorities at the time that the cause of the fire was a stove exploding. According to news reports, Nicolas was trying to cook up some kind of marijuana oil and caused the fire by accident. But I guess they charged him with arson because had he not been cooking the drugs, he never would have caused the fire. 

Earlier today, on the noon news, Channel 13 reported that Sabrina had dumped her fiance and hired a PR firm to represent her? Oh so she has money to hire a PR firm but she cant afford to pay her rent without stealing? That doesn't make sense to me! Originally, Sabrina had taken a leave of absence from Channel 13 but she quit her job there today. And released a statement that she wanted to concentrate on her case and restore her good name. Uhmm, excuse me? There is NO WAY that you can clear your good name you stupid ass thief!!! Even if you paid back all of the money for the stolen merchandise, that will never erase the fact that you are a thief and you were planning on marrying a thief! I would say good luck to you, but that wouldn't be honest. LOL So fuck you and I sure would love to fuck your ex fiance he's a hottie! LOL

Sabrina posted her $10,000.00 bail and has an Aug court date, Gray 's bail is $600,000.00 and his court date is this coming Monday. Maybe I will send him an email and he can write me letters. LOL

Terminator: Genesis is Now Filming In San Francisco

Hmmmm, I'm kind of on the fence about this news. But Terminator: Genesis is now filming in San Francisco, California. And yes, fat ass Arnold Schwarzenegger is in it. He's too old and too fat to be in this movie. Robots or cyborgs do not age, so I wonder how they are going to explain how he got so old and so fat? LOL Plus, John Connor died in the last one, didn't he? Oh well, it is scheduled to be released next summer so I guess we'll just have to wait until to see what it's about. I think I will wait for it to go on HBO or Starz b4 I watch it. Yawn! Not that interested in it. hahahahaha

Concert Goer at On the Run Tour with JayZ and Beyonce Arrested in Pasadena for Sexual Battery and Mayhem

A man named Roberto Alcaraz-Garnica, 25 yrs old from San Diego was arrested Saturday at the On the Run Tour with JayZ and Beyonce for groping a female concert goer and then biting off the tip of her boyfriend when he attacked Roberto for molesting his gf. Wow, how bizarre! I bet Roberto was drinking and or high! Who goes around groping strangers at a concert? Only a totally SICK PERVERT!!! Roberto has been charged with sexual battery and mayhem.

Stupid Is as STUPID DOES!!! Horrible New Craze Sweeping the Country....Teens Pouring Rubbing Alcohol on Their Chests and Setting Themselves on Fire!!!

Okay, this is just ABSOLUTELY the MOST RETARDED THING!!!! I have heard about ever! But there is a new craze sweeping the country where teenage boys pour rubbing alcohol or hand sanitizer on their bare chests and then light themselves on fire to make a video that they later post on YouTube. One teen was seriously injured and has 3 rd degree burns on his hips, chest and arms.and the scars will last him a lifetime. Come people, PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS!!!! The cinnamon challenge was stupid too and did result in at least 1 death that I heard about, does someone have to burn to death for kids to realize this is STUPID??? The 2 videos that they showed on the news, the teens were standing in their showers when they performed the stunt. And each one doused his own fire when it got too hot by turning on the shower. The news didn't say if either boy was seriously injured or not. Being on fire is one experience that I hope I never experience!!  Whoever started this fad needs to be locked in an insane asylum!!!!

World's Most Expensive RV is a Piece of Crap!!!

Ok, they say a sucker is born every minute and definitely the guy that bought "the World's MOST Expensive RV" for $3 million dollars in Dubai this week was definitely a sucker in my opinion. This RV was made by an Austrian company called Marchi Mobile and the RV is called the EleMMent Palazzo RV. Now I looked at several pics of it in an gallery on  Yahoo News. First of all the outside looks like giant one eyed monster shark without the fins. Supposedly the RV is covered in Gold but is not golden in color. It is white with black stripe. The inside is a HOT ass mess! There are 3 chairs in the cockpit driving compartment. Why 3? That is just bizarre to me. Then in the main compartment, it just looks like living room with a bar on one wall. Where the HELL is the Kitchen? There are upper and lower shelves on the wall with the bar, but no cook top, no full size or even mini fridge unless it is hidden in one of the cabinets. Now there are 2 pullouts in this section, but they were closed in all of the pics except for 1 outside pic. Then there is a bedroom in the back part of the RV but I didn't see any space for a bathroom or shower; just a bed against the back wall. Now for $3 Million dollars, this RV BETTER be a complete home on wheels, which should include, a kitchen, a complete bathroom, washer and dryer, king size bed and closet. Hell for $3 million it better have a bathtub and hot tub with big screen TVs in the living room and bedroom. This RV is 40 feet long so it should have a 2nd bedroom too. I've seen cheaper RVs that had all of that and more for under $2 Million! So when I win the Mega Millions this Tuesday, I will be investing in one of those and not piece of junk!!! LOL

Politician Robert F Kennedy Jr Marries Actress Cheryl Hines at Family Compound in Massachusetts

Famous Politician and member of the Kennedy Dynasty, Robert F Kennedy Jr 60 yrs, married 48 yr old Actress Cheryl Hines at the family compound in Hyannis Port Massachusetts today. This is the 3rd marriage for Kennedy and the 2nd for Hines. The couple began dating back in 2012 sometime after his 2nd wife committed suicide in their NY family home. (At least I hope it was after, but wow, he sure didn't grieve long after the 2nd wife was dead. Tsk Tsk Tsk)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Larry David, Kevin Nealon, and Ed Begley, Jr. were a few famous faces in attendance.

Good luck to the "happy" couple. hahahaha

Dateline Ibiza Spain: Orlando Bloom Takes A Swipe at Justin Beiber

Wow! I love it when rich people get into ghetto fights. Actor Orlando Bloom was having dinner with his friend Leonardo DiCaprio at a spot in Ibiza Spain when Justin Beiber walked in with his entourage. Justin said something to Leonardo who flicked him off in a dismissive way. Then Orlando jumped over a booth and took a swing at Justin whose people pulled them apart. Damnit! I wanted Orlando to clean Beibers' clock good! Justin is nothing but white trash and he needs to go back to Canada and just disappear!!! But as usual, Justin is flying all over the world causing problems where ever he goes. The events I just laid out to you were an eyewitness account of 20yr old model Anatasia Skolkova who was about 7 to 8 meters away from the action as it went down. Her exact words are, "Bieber said something to DiCaprio - I don’t know exactly what, because it was seven or eight metres away. Leo brushed his hands at him, like, I don’t care what you say. Yeah, he flicked him away " This is not the first time Leonardo has flicked Beiber off either. Earlier this year, during the Cannes Film Festival, Leonardo and Beiber just happened to be at the same club partying and Beiber sent over a minion to ask Leonardo if he wanted to party with Beiber. According to an eyewitness, "Justin was nodding and smiling in Leo's direction, but Leo just shook his head no and waved him off. He thinks Justin's a little twit." LOL Oh well, I guess if you are rich and an asshole, you don't always get your way after all. LOL Good for you Leonardo!!!

Season 7 American Idol Finalist Michael Johns, Dead at 35 yrs!

Aww, this is sad, I remember this guy. Season 7 finalist, he made it all the way to #8 b4 he was eliminated, Michael Johns from Australia passed away yesterday at age 35 yrs. Allegedly from a blood clot in his ankle. Michael had been complaining about pain in his leg and he had a bruise near his ankle and he was taken to the ER, but was released. Simon Cowell tweeted, "I just heard the very sad news that Michael Johns has passed away. A truly great guy. Rest in peace Michael." Yes, I agree, Rest in Peace Michael.

Deceased Singer Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Coming Up for Sale Soon! Possible asking Price $50,000,000 USD

Okay I am surprised that this place is going to be sold after all. But according to an article on Yahoo News, Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch which is located in Los Olivos, California and contains 2,700 acres is going to market very soon. And Forbes is thinking of listing it for a whopping $50,000,000.00 USD. Now only a Russian Billionaire can afford that price tag! LOL They seem to be buying a lot of property here in the USA. It was the daughter of a Russian Billionaire who spent $85,000,000.00 USD on the Spelling Mansion in the Los Angeles Area. That asking price was $150,000,000.00 USD. Nice bargin, eh? LOL So I bet that the Jackson's would take $35,000,000.00 for Neverland should anyone be interested. LOL Good Luck Jacksons!

Ex NFL Baller Michael Strahan Ends 5 Yr Engagement ot Nicole Murphy

I saw this coming a long time ago. I mean who gets engaged for 5 yrs! Not that many couples do it. Anyway, Michael Strahan , ex-NFL Player and current co host of Kelly and Michael in the Morning has ended his 5 year engagement to ex model Nicole Murphy. Nicole is also the ex wife of actor Eddie Murphy and the mother of his 5 children. Nicole is not the brightest hanger walking the catwalk. If you recall, she is also the woman who allowed a childhood friend to move into her Granite Bay home supposedly to sell it and he ran through her multimillion dollar divorce settlement that she received from Eddie. The house was never sold by this crook and he is now doing time for his crimes. I just want to know how can you be so stupid? When it comes to millions and millions of dollars, don't trust ANYONE! And anyone you allow access better be bonded and there should be checks and balances and audits done so that you don't get taken advantage of. Anyway, getting back to why Michael ended the engagement, he says it was due to the bi-costal living they did. He's living in NYC and she's in California, 3,000 miles apart. I guess all of that flying back and forth was too much. Oh well, I am sure that neither of them will stay single for very long, both are very good looking and rich. Good Luck to both.