Ricky Martin finally admits that he is a homosexual...big whup. NOT!

Ricky Martin has been tweeting and writing his memoirs. And he suddenly had an epiphany about his homosexuality and now he wants to shout it to the world. Honey, that boat sailed a LONG time ago. hahahahaha The only difference is that you are finally admitting it. We already KNEW you were gay. Every time I saw you, my Gaydar was PANGING! Not pinging, but PANGING! hahahahahahaha All I can say is welcome to freedom. And good for you. Life is so much better in the open.

Eva the Diva is single again! Awwww!

It is with great sadness that I report that Eva Marcille aka Eva the Diva, Cycle 3 Winner of America's Next Top Model and her fiance Lance Gross have broken up. They were scheduled to get married later this year. That's really a shame, first it was Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, then Reggie Bush and Kim Khardashian and now Eva and Lance. Who's next? and WHY???? Well maybe they will get back together later on. I wish them all well, regardless.

Shia Lebeouf is a Gigolo!

That's right folks. Shia Lebeouf has been signed to star in the Remake of the 1980s Classic film the Gigolo. Portraying the lead role that made Richard Gere the sex symbol he is today. Come on now, do they really have to remake this movie now? I know it's been 30years and all. But aren't there any new scripts out there now? I bet I could come up with a better movie to be made than that old dog. hahahahahaha Other than Richard Gere and his fabulous wardrobe, that movie was hell of lame! I say, been there done that. Let's get something new!

Dont touch JayZ's jewelry unless you want to get shot!

When JayZ, real name Shawn Carter was 12yrs old and living in Brooklyn's Marcy Projects. He shot his brother in the arm for stealing his jewelry. REALLY? First of all where did he get the gun? And 2nd of all, I know how brothers can be, I had 2, I don't care what they did, I don't think I would ever shoot one. Not unless he was trying to kill me first. And I know that wouldn't happen, so, I just don't understand it!!!

How rich is Oprah Winfrey?

No wonder she is giving up her daily talk show. If I was worth 2.9 billion, yes that's BILLION with a B. I would not be doing a daytime TV show. hahahahahaha According to the Forbes 2009 list of billionaires, that is Oprah's net worth. You go girl!!! hahahahahahaha Now when are you going to take Steadman to the beach and drop him off? hahahahahaha

What the Hell is singer Prince doing with all of his money?

According the Yahoo Music Blog, Prince is in deep kimchi about paying his state property taxes. He owes more than $227,000 on his PRN Music Corporation , which is located in his Paisley Park complex near Minneapolis. $27,000 of that is a fee for not paying the tax on time. And if that isn't enough, according to the county's taxpayer services manager Prince owes about $450,000.00 on all of the rest of his properties.  And if Prince doesn't pay up soon or file a written objection by April 21, 2010. He could face forfeiture on said properties, some of which he has owned since the 80s. I think he should either go on tour again, or release some of those songs he's got tucked away in his vault. His loyal fans would snap up a new Prince cd in a heart beat!

What is up with all of these celebrities who are multimillionaires and them not paying their taxes? Poor Wesley Snipes for failing to file income taxes. Nick Cage is in hot water and facing foreclosure on several of his homes. According to Wikipedia.org on July 14, 2009 the IRS filed a $6.2 million dollar lien on Nicolas Cage for failing to pay all of his 2007 income taxes. In addition to that the IRS has filed another lien for an additional #350,000.00 in back taxes for years 2002 to 2004. On October 16, 2009 Nicolas Cage filed a $20million lawsuit against his business manager Samuel J Levin alleging fraud and negligence. Because Levin failed "to pay taxes when they were due and had placed [Cage} in a speculative and risky real estate investments resulting in [Cage] suffering catastrophic losses". Cage subsequently loss the Lalurie house in New Orleans to foreclosure. It was sold at auction on 12 November 2009.Homes in California and Nevada also face foreclosure. I dont understand why Nicolas Cage can't make another picture, since he makes $20 million per film and get himself out of debt. Hello? hahahahahahaha

Garbage Chic or just Garbage?

OK the singer Ke$ha was recently seen sporting a big black cloak with multicolored hood and about an inch of trim at the bottom. She was also wearing some cute little flats, either sandals or flip flops, I can't tell from the picture. And a pair of black criss cross leggings. She labels her "style" as "Garbage-Chic". Honey in my opinion it's just garbage! Take some of that "tic toc" money and hire a Gay stylist who isn't blind and  comb your hair! The dread look on white people is just disturbing!

What the Hell is wrong with Former President George W Bush?

Recently Former Presidents George W Bush and Bill Clinton were in Haiti as Goodwill Ambassadors and checking out the rebuilding is coming along. There filmed shaking hands with some of the Haitians and during this handshaking event, George W shakes hands with a Haitian and then wipes his hand off on the sleeve of Bill Clinton like he just got slimed or something. OMG! That was just so RUDE!!!! Bill didn't seem to mind at the moment, but I sure hope he let him have it later on, off camera. hahahahahahaha

Team Sandra or Team Jesse?

I am clearly on Team Sandra. She has done nothing wrong. Except to marry a womanizing racist. Yeah, I wrote it. Jesse James is clearly a racist. And I am completely SHOCKED! He seemed like such a nice guy when he appeared on last year's Celebrity Apprentice. However, new information has come to light. Jesse, has a surf board in his office at the Chopper shop which has a Nazi drawing on it! He took a photograph wearing a Nazi SS hat, the same one that his home wrecking 18yr old slut wore in her photos. So I"m sorry, but there is NO WAY to clean that up. If, you are not a NAZI sympathizer, then why would you have such a drawing on your office wall??? And why would allow a photograph of you wearing the a fore mentioned hat??? HUH? Answer me that, Jesse!!!?

Also, 3 more women have come forward claiming to have had affairs with Jesse. Oh NO! A white Tiger Woods!!! According to Wendy Williams there is an article out that claims that there was 11 other women! Wow, a full dozen! Player Player!!! Clearly, Jesse and Tiger are cut from the same cloth. 100% "Man Whore cloth"!!!! hahahahahahaha

I take back what I wrote earlier about him being a HOTTIE! Clearly his insides are all FUCKED up and if he were on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put out the flames!