What is This World Coming To?

Okay, I was catching up on one of my favorite reality shows, The First 48. This is a show where cameras follow homicide detectives around as they work to solve homicides in major cities like New Orleans, Dallas, Lexington, Miami etc. This is from initial call of shots fired or I found this guy lying in the street in a pool of blood and I think he's dead...all the way to cuffing the perp as he/she is carted off to booking. The whole premise is that if the cops don't get a clue in the first 48hrs, then the murder may go unsolved. It is very exciting to see what the homicide detectives go through to solve the murders. What has me so upset now is the reasons some of the victims were murdered. On one of the recent Cleveland episodes, the detectives received a call about a 16 yr old girl who shot in the head and killed in the alley behind her home. Her mother heard her open one of the windows in her room and then a few mins later heard the gun shots. So her dad goes back to the alley and finds his daughter laying there in a pool of blood. She dies b4 the ambulance can even get her to the hospital. Guess who killed her? Her 16 yr old boyfriend, because he thought she was cheating on him. When he called her earlier that evening he heard voices in the background and she wouldn't tell him who was there with her. He has been charged with 2 counts of first degree murder, because the girl was 4 months pregnant with his child.  Is that heart breaking or what? Personally, I am not buying his motive, I think he killed her because she was pregnant and he was gonna get in trouble with his family if she had the baby. Her family didn't even know that she dating anyone let alone that she was having sex and pregnant. Another shocking murder occurred also in Cleveland, two guys who had been friends for since they were in middle school. They were now in their early 30s, so we are talking like 15 16  years. Well, one night they run into each other at the club and one guy buys the other one some drinks, and the scrub promises to pay the first guy back. So the next day, the first guy was driving a friend home and they just so happened to be in the neighborhood of the scrub and they run out of gas. So they take off walking and walk to a gas station to get some gas, just as they are leaving the gas station, they see the scrub and ask him for a ride back to their car, but the scrub refuses and drives off. Well, they walk back to the car and just as they are filling the tank, they see the scrub pull up across the street. So the car owner, let's call him Bob, Bob goes over to the scrub and gets into an argument with the scrub over not helping them when he lives right across the street from where they broke down. Bob ends up punching the scrub and the scrub pulls out a gun and shoots Bob in the chest killing him. (Shakes head in disgust!) Then the scrub runs off like a coward. Can you believe that shit?!!!! Later on in the investigation, we find out the drinks only costed a mere $13.00. So basically, Bob was killed over a lousy $13.00. The scrub ended up taking a plea deal for voluntary manslaughter and will only serve 4yrs in prison. I don't know which pisses me off the most, the betrayal of the 16 + year friendship or the lack of punishment for the horrific crime??? And the final murder, I am going to talk about happened in NY, to this 37 yr old hunky guy who was a heroine addict. He was found lying  in the middle of the street in Rochester NY, shot several times in the head and neck. So the police are completely stumped at first, because he has his wallet with some cash in it, cell phone, his watch and keys. So it doesn't appear to be a robbery or mugging. The detectives go to his residence to search for clues. They find it empty and while searching they find a marriage license. So they interview his neighbors and find out that he was last seen just the day b4 in the morning and the neighbor mentions his gf and she left about a month ago after an argument. Apparently the neighbor didn't know that the couple had married 3 months ago. So the police track down the wife and find her staying at some hotel, and the hotel desk tells the detectives that the room is being paid for by some guy named Jeff and he also a 2nd room at the hotel. To make a long story short, the police go to the room pull out everyone in it and then interview the wife about the murder. First they inform her that her husband was killed in the wee hours that day and do you know what the first thing she asks? "What was it over?" Not how did it happen, or where was he when it happened? She then says she was at the hotel all night long alone. And that Jeff and the other girl Tramaine were at a concert last night. So the detectives get the surveilance footage from the security cameras at the hotel and see Jeff and the wife returning the to hotel at 608am that morning about an hour after the murder. So the detectives interview Tramaine alone a couple of days later after she has court, and they interview the wife a couple of times. But clearly she is lying and continues to appear evasive. So a week later, Jeff is arrested on an unrelated case and the detectives think this is a good time to re interview the wife again. So this time the wife seems to be more forthcoming and claims that Jeff is her pimp and that he is a very dangerous man and then she spills the beans. She tells the police that she thinks Jeff killed her husband. And they ask why would your husband go anywhere with Jeff? And she says, if he thought he was being taking some place to buy drugs he would go voluntarily. Then she admits that the 3 of them left the hotel to go buy drugs. And Jeff was driving and he takes them to this neighborhood and tells her husband to get out and go over to that house to buy the drugs. So the hubby gets out and then Jeff calls him back and tells him it's the wrong house and when the hubby turns around Jeff pulls out the gun and shoots the husband right in front of her. WTF! So she helped set her husband up! What cold ass heartless bitch! Later that same day, Tramaine calls the detectives because she has had a change of heart. She now tells the detectives that she knows more than she originally told them. She was with Jeff when he got rid of the murder weapon. Tramaine also tells detectives that the wife admitted to her that she shot her husband in his neck. Tramaine then gives them address of the bridge where Jeff dropped the gun over the side of the bridge. The detectives call the dive team and subsequently meet them there where after a brief search of the water directly under the bridge they recover a hand gun. Subsequent tests prove it is the murder weapon. So both the wife and Jeff are arrested and charged with first degree murder and conspiracy. Motive? Well the motive appears to be money, Jeff was mad that the hubby kept calling his ho for money and she kept giving it to him. And the wife was mad because the hubby was a drug addict who kept asking her for money.She claims that is why they broke up a month ago when moved out of the marital home. That fucking bitch should have gotten her hubby into rehab instead of several bullets to the head and neck!!!
NONE of the motives were valid! There is only one good reason to kill someone, if they are trying to kill you or if they are harming an animal. Otherwise, anything else can be worked out. Killing is WRONG! Lord Jesus, we need your help! People are killing each other over nothing! A 17 yr old told his 19yr old friend to shot this guy he was arguing with at the library because they had been beefing on Facebook. Really? That is just so retarded, I have no words for it. Man's inhumanity to man is just astounding!!!!

Actor Ed Burns is a WHALE!

I was bored the other day and so I was scrolling through my On Demand shows and found one called Mob City. Well, I was pleasantly surprised to see all of the HOT guys on this show. Plus I am a sucker for a good mob show. Anyway, one of the hotties is Ed Burns. Do you remember him? He's appeared in several major motion pictures, like Saving Private Ryan, The Brothers McMullen, and The River King.And he was kind of a heartthrob back in the 90s. (Sighs dreamily hahahaha) Well imagine my surprise when I see Ed in one scene wearing nothing but a guitar. Now normally that is my kind of scene, nothing I love more than to see a man naked or near naked. hahahahaha Well my chin hit the floor and my tongue rolled completely out of my head when I saw how wide and fat Ed Burns is. Earlier in his other scenes, when he was dressed in a suit, you couldn't see what his body looked like. He still has nice muscular arms so it was misleading and he looked how he always looked. But once you strip away the suit and tie, and there's nothing covering his giant belly and big fat ass, you could see how badly he has let himself go. His belly is so wide, it was almost and wide as the body of the guitar he was holding in front of him to hide his nakedness. He has some big giant double D moobs (man boobs=moobs) and an even larger gut. hahahaha I would still hit that though, because he still has some very pretty blue eyes with his dark brown hair, yum yum yum. hahahahaha It's just more cushion for pushin' hahahahaha

TNT's Mob City

Wow, this was an amazingly mediocre short series. If you know me, you know that I love me some mob type movies and TV series. I am still pissed that the Sopranos ended and even more pissed at that fucked up finale. The whole family goes out to some hole in the wall restaurant for dinner and no one gets whacked. What a complete piece of crap ass writing that was. Look, if you are going to end such an explosive series like that, then end it. Kill off all or most of the main characters. Or send everyone to prison. But PUHLEASE don't be a chickenshit $2.00 hack and just send everyone out to a quiet dinner. That's so underwhelming!!!!!!! Just like Mob City, in my opinion, they whack people just the thrill of whacking. If there weren't so many hot guys on this show, I probably wouldn't watch it. hahahaha The lead Detective Teague, portrayed by super hottie Jon Bernthal. Dark hair, olive skin, dark eyes, hairy chest, 5'10" ish, 175lbs of pure GORGEOUSNESS!!! Yum yum!!!! Then there is Milo Ventimiglia from Heroes, who portrays a mob lawyer. He is STILL GORGEOUS!!! Another hottie is Neal McDonough who portrays the LAPD Captain William H. Parker. Wavy blond hair, blue lipid pools for eyes, muscles for days all on a 6 ft/180lb frame. Super YUM YUM!!! hahahaha Then there is Ed Burns, who portrays Bugsy Siegel. Ed still has his killer good looks, dark hair and blue eyes, but he has really let himself go. From the neck down, he looks like a giant umpa lumpa. hahahahaha There was a scene where he is called to the front door of his house and all he has on is guitar to hide his nakedness. Well he was so wide, he took up my entire wide screen on my wide screen tv. Ed's belly is so big it needs it's own zip code. Ed Burns is so fat, that if you wrote GoodYear on his side, you'd think he was the GoodYear Blimp! (ouch, that was a read. hahahaha) On a happier note, the acting in this show is A list quality! The sets and costumes are really authentic looking also. So there are some redeeming qualities. hahahaha It's just sometimes they kill people and they don't always tell you why up front. If there is a season 2, I will definitely be watching, but mainly for the HOT guys and not the story lines. hahahahaha

Vegas Cabby Finds $300,000.00 USD In His Cab And Turns It In.

A Las Vegas cabby could have had a really amazing Christmas, but instead he did the right thing. Cabby Gerardo Gamboa finds a brown bag with $300,000.00 in cold hard cash and turns it into her Office. Apparantly, a Poker Player who she had just dropped off at the Palms Place Tower left the bag of cash after winning it at the Cosmopolitan Resort. Lucky fool. I mean wow, how can you forget that kind of cash in a paper bag? FOOL! Yellow Checker Star Transportation, the cab company gave Gerardo $1,000.00 cash and gift certificate for 2 to dinner at a local restaurant. But so far, the poker player hasn't given the cabby anything for returning his winnings. Shocking! More shocking than the cabby turning it in. What a cheap bastard! The cabby says that the poker player doesn't owe him anything and he's happy that his cab company recognized his honesty. No baby, I don't agree. That poker player needs to give you at least 10% because you could have taken his money and not said boo hoo about it. And no one could have proved otherwise. Because who is to say that one of your passengers found the bag and walked off with it?? No one.

Federal Judge Shoots Down Ban on Gay Marriage in Utah

Yeah!!! US District Judge Robert J Shelby ordered that Utah's ban on gay marriage was unconstitutional, therefore gay marriages began again in Utah! Yeah! 18 and counting! Good Job Judge Shelby! Judge Shelby also refused to stay those marriages as the state tried to block them today. Look Utah, let it go, you lost, we have a right to marry. PERIOD! Look at all of the money each county is making in fees from the marriage licenses. Once the frenzy is over with and people start planning their marriages, florists, caterers, ball rooms, hotels, wedding venues will be making tons of money too. Hello?? That has got to be good for the local economy in Utah!!!

Beyonce Shows Target Who is BOSS!!!

Target announced this week that they would not be selling Beyonce's New CD because she has flooded the market with an early on line release. What a crock of shit! Look, many people do not use ITunes to get their music. Me included. The few times that I have purchased music on line, I have done it from Amazon.com. I have never used ITunes, and don't plan to in the future. Well, Beyonce went to a Walmart in Tewksbury MA, and purchased a copy of her new CD, Beyonce, and a doll for her daughter Blue Ivy. She also gave every shopper in the store a $50.00 gift card...all 750 of them. Total cost for her night out of shopping, $37,000.00. Hey Target, how's that for sticking a finger in the air to you? So what if she releases her CD on line? Some people still want a hard copy! Good going for you Walmart in seeing that and offering the CD for sale! DUH!!! Target is not doing so well now anyway, first they get hacked and 40 million credit and debit card holders information gets stolen for all 1,739 stores for everyone who shopped at Target between Thanksgiving and Dec 15th. Target tried to woo people back this weekend by offering 10% off on all sales. Didn't work, media outlets report that Target's overall sales were down 4% this weekend. Now I think I will get a Greendot Visa card and only use that for shopping, since clearly it is not safe to use a debit card for point of sale shopping. Word on the Internet is that many of the hacked debit card credit card #s were sold in blocks of 1million for anywhere from $20 to $100.00 per name and number. And some people who were hacked have had fraudulent charges show up on their accounts. Lawsuits have already been filed against Target.

Porsha Stewart Has Got To Be The SUPIDEST Chick on TV!

Wow, this is just so sad, I cannot believe I am reporting this. On yesterday's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA), Porsha Stewart proved once again, just hos terrible the USA school system is. Porsha thought that the Underground Railroad was a steam train that slaves used to escape slavery. (Mouth falls open, WTF!) I kid you not. Two of her cast mates, Cynthia and Phaedra tried to explain it to her, but she was having trouble following what they were saying. Sigh! Dayum! Porsha is a prime example of why, parents need to sit down with their children and go over their homework and quiz them on their studies. Porsha must have used her good looks to get passing grades in school. Because clearly, she is one of the stupidest people on TV. PERIOD! First she thought, there was 265 days in a year. Now she thinks the Underground Railroad, which Harriet Tubman founded and used to help slaves get up North to Freedom from the oppressive South. Girl, pick up a book and try reading it, don't just look at all of the purdy pictures. hahahahaha Lord help us if this is the kind of people we have walking our streets today who supposedly graduated from high school!!!

Xfactor USA Finale!

Thank God it's finally over!!! It didn't have the outcome that I wanted. SPOILER ALERT! Stop reading if you don't want to know who won. But that God awful couple Alex and Siera won. Damnit! I feel so sorry for Elona Santiago and Lillie McCloud. They were the 2 BEST singers in the entire competition. I sure hope they both get record deals!!! They certainly deserve it. So poor Carlito was the first finalist to get the boot, then it was down to Jeff Gutt and Alex and Siera. I would have preferred that Jeff Gutt won instead of Alex and Siera. They really should be called Alex and Snora, their singing style is so boring and old fashioned, it always makes me sleepy when they sing. hahahahaaaaa............ Whew, I just nodded off thinking about them. hahahahaha You know what else was surprising, that Alex and Siera only got a $1 million dollar recording contract. What happened to the $5 million that the first 2 winners received? As a matter of fact, what happened to the first 2 winners? I have NEVER seen or heard from them since they won in their respective years. Melody supposedly had a song out during season 2 of Xfactor USA but I never heard it. I think she appeared on one of the results shows, but I don't remember. That's not good for her. hahahahaha Oh well, this may be the last season of it Xfactor USA anyway, Demi Lovato and Simon Cowell might be leaving the show, according to Wendy Williams. Demi wants to go on tour and Simon wants to go behind the scenes. If Simon leaves, I will not watch any Xfactor again. Simon makes the show! I like Demi too, but she can be replaced. hahahaha Simon is the only one who cannot be replaced!

Oh, I almost forgot to talk about the finale! It was kind of boring! Okay, I love Christmas time but I did not enjoy all of the Christmas songs they were singing on the finale. This was not a Christmas Special! It was the finale of a singing competition, so sing regular songs for me, thank you very much. hahahaha Leona Lewis was on the finale and I was impressed with how good she looks now. She used to look like a tranny, but she looked all female today. hahahaha She sang a new Christmas song and it was ok. I don't think it will be a classic. hahahaha Pittbull was his usual self, but Keisha was missing, I thought they kept saying she was scheduled to make an appearance on the show?? Mary J Blige sounded good, but I didn't like her outfit. A White jacket with black pants and a lace body suit with her bra showing through. Come on, it's Christmas, she should have worn a nice red dress. hahahaha Oh well, to me the finale sucked. I was bored most of the time.You know it always bothers me when Finales of singing competitions don't have past winners nor past contestants on the show. I think it should be a given, that on the finale, all of the past winners should come back and sing a song. Promote any new projects and let us see how professional they are now. When that doesn't happen, it tells me, something is wrong. Either they haven't grown since appearing on the show or maybe even they are no longer in the business now. Hmmmm. What happened to Melody or Melanie, whatever her name was and what happened to the county guy???

WARNING!!! Target Point of Sale System Hacked! Your Personal Info Could Have Been Stolen!!!!

If you shopped at any Target Store between Nov 27th and Dec 15,2013, and used either a credit or a debit card to make your purchases, your personal information was stolen. This is for ALL 1,778 Target Stores. According to Security Blogger Brian Kregs, 40 Million plus debit and credit card information was stolen. Yes that includes your PIN# if you used a Debit card. So in theory that means the crooks can make a duplicate card for your debit card and go to any ATM and wilhdraw cash from your account. So please check your accounts and notify your bank or financial institution of any fraudulent transactions made after those dates. And if I were you, I would just change my bank account and debit card just to be on the safe side. I know it's a hassle, but it's better to be safe than sorry. I for see, lawsuits in the near future for Target. I always just assume that when I make a purchase at Walmart or Target or Walgreens that my debit card information and pin are secure and will not be stored and used by some crook off in South  America or some place. Well that is exactly what is happening with the information that was stolen for those 2 weeks. I rarely shop at Target, so for me, it's not a problem. But for some people, Target is there "go to" store. I just received a gift card for Target and I will ONLY be spending what is on the gift card. Not a penny more. hahahaha

McDonald's Set to Discontinue Mighty Wings

Oh Thank God! Mickey D's Mighty wings were HORRIBLE! McDonald's claims that the public thought they were too spicy. I tried them and they were not spicy enough for me. They had a funny Hidden Valley-esque taste to them. Hidden Valley is good in salad dressing. In my opinion it doesn't make a good seasoning for fried chicken. I'm old school, fried chicken should be crispy and have either a garlicy or oniony after taste to it. Yum Yum!!! Anything else and it's not good chicken in my opinion. So now McDonald's has 10 million pounds of the wings in the freezer and they are wondering what to do with them. I say lower your prices, and have a big sale on those wings. Currently, you get 3 wings for $3.69, 5 for $5.59 and 10 for $9.69! Outrageous! Because its not even 3 whole wings, what you got were wingettes, the drumstick and middle wing portion of the full wing. Hell for $3.69 I can buy the whole bird!!!! I think McDonald's should sell 10 wingettes for $5.69, 5 for $3.69 and 3 for $1.29. Hello? That's the only way you are going to sell that many wings in a timely fashion. If you cant sell them, then McDonald's should donate them to shelters around the country.

India's Deputy Consul General Arrested in NY

This is kind of shocking! The Deputy Consul General from India, Devyani Khobragade, was arrested on Thursday and charged with 1 count of making a false declaration and Visa Fraud. Because she had submitted papers for an A-3 Visa for her Manhattan housekeeper. The housekeeper was promised 30,000 Rupees per month to work in Khobragade's Manhattan home, which is about $573.00 per month or just $3.31 per hour which far below US minimum wage. Wow, what a cheap bitch! So US Law states that workers must make a comparable wage to US workers. All of India is in an uproar because Khobragade claims she was strip searched after being taken into custody. She thinks she should have full immunity from US Laws because she is the Deputy Consul, but because she is the Deputy Consul, she only has limited diplomatic immunity and only in regards to her duties at the Consulate. Her home is not part of the consulate. So India has made a formal complaint to the US Ambassador in India and they have removed some of the concrete barriers in front of the US Consulate in India. Really? Are you serious? That is just ridiculous! India needs to get over it. Hey, here's a thought, India should tell their citizens, don't go to the  USA and commit crimes! DUH!!! Don't lie when you are submitting official visa documents! Then you wont get arrested and you wont go jail and get strip searched. Simple as that! hahahahaha Khobragade has been released on $250,000.00 USD bail. I sure hope they put an ankle monitor on her. She might flee the USA.

Bad Things Always Happen in 3s...Oscar Winning Actress Joan Fontaine Dies at 96

This is the 3rd death this week. Oscar winner, Joan Fontaine, who won an Oscar for her role in Alfred Hitchcock's "Rebecca". According to reports, she died in her sleep at her home in Carmel. Joan was the sister of actress Olivia Dehavilland. Rest in Peace Joan.

Actor Tom Laughlin, Star of Billy Jack, Dead at 82

Wow, this is 2 this week alone. Actor Tom Laughlin who rose to fame starring in the Billy Jack series and TV movies, passed away on Thur in Sherman Oaks California surrounded by family and friends, he was 82 yrs old. Tom not only starred in TV and movies but he also was a screen writer, director and Producer. He was married to the same woman for 59 years. Rest in Peace Tom.

Actor Peter O'Toole Dead at Aged 81

Aww, this is sad, but Hollywood has lost another great actor. Actor Peter O'Toole  passed away today after a long illness in London, he was 81yrs old. Peter appeared in many films and was nominated for an Oscar 8 times but sadly never won. He was given an honorary Oscar in 2003. Peter's most famous role was that of T E Lawence in the 1962 blockbuster "Lawrence of Arabia". Rest in Peace Peter.

Beyonce Releases New Studio CD Digitally Now

Beyonce is nothing if not innovative! And trendsetting. Word on the street for years now is that Record Companies were edging out the physical compact disc and going completely digital. Well, it looks like Beyonce is the first to go completely digital and she released a new CD on Itunes consisting of 14 new studio songs and 17 videos. The new CD is titled "Beyonce", wow, that's smart. (Not! gurl you couldn't think of a real title? hahahaha) It is exclusively on ITunes and can be downloaded there for a fee. (But of course dahling. hahahahaha) This is Beyonce's 5th solo cd since she left the group Destiny's Child.

Oh wait, at the end of the Yahoo article about the digital release, it says that this CD will also be released in hard copy format in time for the holidays. So all of you people out there who don't have an ITunes account, don't worry you will be able to get your copy of the CD just like the olden days. hahahahaha Good looking out Beyonce. Personally, I think Beyonce is just hedging her bets, release it digitally first and make a killing then release it on disc and make a second killing. This gurl is all about her paper. hahahaha And it's selling like hotcakes on ITunes! ITunes reported today that it should debut at #1 next week and that it had sold over 500,000 downloads in the first 2 days. You better work! Good job Beyonce.

China 3rd Country to Land Rover on the Moon

China became the 3rd country to land a rover on the moon today. This was a soft landing which means the rover lightly set down on the moon's surface instead of crash landing or banging into it. hahahaha This lunar rover nicknamed the Jade Rabbit will spend 3 months digging dirt and collecting samples with tools that can reach 30 meters in depth. Wow, that's pretty deep. hahahaha China says this is a prelude to their landing astronauts on the moon in the near future. Japan says they will have a manned moon landing in 2017. Good luck to both. I really really hope one day, we will have a space station up there on the moon, just like in the TV series from the 80s, Space 1999. Do you remember it? It starred Barbara Bain, her hubby Martin Landau, Tony Anholt and that cute Aussie Nick Tate.

Actor Paul Walker Laid to Rest Today

Actor Paul Walker was laid to rest today at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Los Angeles. About 50 mourners which consisted of family and friends were in attendance. It was a very somber affair as I am sure everyone me included is still reeling from the shock of Paul's sudden and horrific death on Nov 30th. Paul was killed along with his friend Roger Rodas in a fiery car crash, car vs light pole and the light pole won. Paul and Roger were burned to death in the fire which started after the crash. Roger was driving his barely street legal Porsche Carrera GT. There has been much speculation as to what caused the car to crash, some reports say Roger was racing with another car and others say Roger was just speeding. Either way, the results are the same, both men are dead and died a horrific death. It's just so sad. Rest in Peace Paul and Roger. Paul was just 40 yrs old at the time of his death. No word on when funeral services will be held for Roger or if they were already held.

White House Crasher Set To Marry New Man On Pay Per View TV

Okay, do you remember the Salahi's the couple who crashed a dinner at the White House the first year that President Obama was in Office? Tareq and Michaele Salahi, later they were cast members on the now defunct Real Housewives of DC. It's now defunct because no one was watching it and it got cancelled. hahahaha Well after the show was cancelled Michaele shocked everyone one day when she ran off and left Tareq for another man. The other man is guitarist Neal Schon long time member of the band Journey.  For the life of me, I cant understand why she would agree to marry this nutjob. Neal has 4 exwives and several kids, some of whom he is still paying child support for. Wow, he sounds like a winner to me! NOT!!! hahahaha And he's not all that good looking too. Maybe he has a big cock? I think that would be the only reason to date him. hahahahaha Anyway, Neal and Michaele are planning this big extravaganza for their wedding. It is going to be held at Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco and for $14.95 you can watch it on pay per view on Sunday Dec 15, 2013. Don't they know that is not a good date to get married? Not that this marriage is going to last for any length of time, but why fight fate. They need all of the help they can get. When you get married, you need to marry on a date than when added together adds up to 2, so like 02, 11, and 20 are good dates. Oh well. You know what really pisses me off is that Neal and Michaele claim that they will be donating some of the proceeds from their wedding/concert to Typhoon victims in the Philippines. Yeah, I'm so sure. If they do it's not going to be very much. I think the whole idea of having a pay per view event is to make money. Neal has far too many ex wives to be able to afford an elaborate wedding for his 5th walk down the aisle. I guess he really believes in the old saying, if at first you don't succeed, try try try try again. hahahahaha I think he is just a big ol' loser at love. And he really picked a hot mess this time. Michaele is not going to stay with him, she's gonna leave him for another man just as soon as she finds one richer than Neal. hahahaha I would say good luck to them, but they need more than luck. hahahaha

Even Rich Bitches Have Birthdays! Happy Birthday Nene Leakes!

I just wanted to wish Nene Leakes a very very happy birthday and may she have many many more! Love you gurl! Nene is 46 today! 46 and FABULOUS!!!!!!

If you want to sign an open card for Nene and send her a special message, find the birthday article on Yahoo, OMG! and click the link in the article. I did.

Khole Kardashian Tells Lamar Odom to Kick Rocks....Files for Divorce!

Oh no! Say it aint so! It is OVAH between Khole Kardashian and Lamar Odom. Khole filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences. Damn! I really loved their love. You could just see how much in love they were. But like Tina Turner sang, what's love got to do with it? I think Lamar's drug use and his cheating was just too much for Khole and then of course there's that mother in law, Kris. She sure is a piece of work! hahahaha She drove her own husband away and now she may have driven Lamar away also. Well, good luck Khole, you're a beautiful woman, you can do better gurl. The property settlement should be a breeze since there is a prenup in place. How much cash are you getting Khloe? Lamar is worth about $50 million, so it should be nice. hahahaha

MTV's Catfish the TV Show

Wow, I've seen the title of this show for awhile now but really had no interest in it. Catfishing is when you meet someone on the Internet and they scam you into believing they are someone else. It can happen to anyone. It recently happened to me, but luckily for me. I was not in love and he didn't trick me into sending him any money or cell phones. (Like he has done with other people.) In my situation, I started getting enotes on this Bear website from a guy and he was macking on me hell of hard. In every enote, he was like oh Alex you are so cute, I wanna get with you, I love your smile, blah blah blah blah. Well, my mama didn't raise no fools, so I was suspicious from jump street. It has been my experience on these types of websites that when the profile has a single picture in it, it usually is a fake profile. And his had only 1 pic in it. But then he gave me his email addy and he sent me more pics. The guy in the pic is very handsome, so, I was in like with him and continued the banter. But I tried to do my due diligence and I googled him. Nothing came up but his myspace page. There were 2 other pics on that page. But all of the pics were of the same guy. So, I was still not feeling him 100% because the location on the Myspace page didn't match the location on the Bear website. Small red flag, but a red flag nonetheless. Then the times he was emailing me and signing onto the Bear website didn't correlate with the time zone he said he was in. Afghanistan is 12.5 hrs ahead of PST. But he would sign on like 3:30pm my time that would make it 4am his time. He should be doing PT at 4am, breakfast is at 5am. I was in the Army, I know how they operate. Then at Thanksgiving, he tells me that he didn't get any turkey. I found that completely unbelievable, especially after the local news kept running stories about how they Army went all out for Thanksgiving for the troops stationed in Afghanistan. Plus when I was on active duty, it was around the holidays too, so I know first hand that the Army goes all out for Thanksgiving. HUGE buffet!!! Turkey, ham and all of the trimmings. Anyway, I googled SSgt Ralph Edwards again and this time, page after page of scams popped up. The difference this time was the SSgt. I didn't put that in my first search, I simply just did his name, Ralph Edwards. So this scam has been going on for years, dating back to at least 2011. Several women in the UK sent him money to come home, and cell phones....but they sent all of that to Nigeria. I don't know why, because he tells them he is stationed in Afghanistan??? Thank God, I just wasted some time with this fool.

Anyway, getting back to the MTV show, it is really sad how many people trick unsuspecting people on line. And the 2 guys in this show film how the first meeting goes and then tells and shows you what happens later.
I've seen about 3 episodes, one was this chick who pretended to be a guy for 2yrs just to get back at this other chick who was messing around with her boyfriend. Another episode was this former Army guy who was talking to a guy who claimed to be a model. Now looking at dude's pics, the only thing he could model for is dog food wearing a dog costume. hahahaha He was not cute at all and his body was just average. And sure enough, when they meet face to face, he admits that he has lied about being model. NOOOO! Really?
He is really a bus driver and he lives with his mother. (Shakes head in disgust!) Dude, you are 27 yrs old, what the hell are you doing living with your mother! How much do they pay bus drivers in your city? In every other city, they pay them VERY well!!! $50,000.00 and up! So that relationship continued. Army guy forgave the bus driver. I'm sorry but I am not that forgiving of a person. If you lie to me about your job, lie to me about where you live, lie to me about traveling all over the world modeling, I just cannot put that aside and say let's fuck. Because if you lie about stupid shit like that, what will you tell me about important issues?  I would date a bus driver or ditch digger or a construction guy in a heart beat! There is NOTHING wrong with blue collar workers. That's not who is usually attracted to me, I always end up dating Doctors, Lawyers, and etc. My last lover was the Vice President in Charge of Manufacturing for all of Asia for a large International computer hardware company. But occupations and titles mean nothing to me. As long as you are not a drug dealer or hit man, or any other illegal profession, I will date you if you are cute. hahahahaha

I have decided to go back to my rules of dating on the Internet. Profiles with single pics, are no gos! If I meet someone on line, if they refuse to skype with me in the first week, that is a no go! And I am going to create a gmail account so that I don't have to use one of my sbcglobal accounts or my comcast acct. Good luck everyone out there on the Internet and lets keep it 100 % honest from now on!!! But you have to be on the look out for the scammers. Don't trust someone 100% on the first day you meet them. There are too many sickos out there who thrive on tricking innocent people. So please be careful.

Shocking Elimination on Xfactor USA

Spoiler alert: Restless Road was eliminated on Xfactor USA today. I really liked them, I think Jeff Gutt should have gotten the AX or Alex and Sierra. I cant stand them!! This is not the 1960s! It is 2013 almost 2014, so that folksy sound from the flower children/hippie years is completely passe! Good luck to Carlito Olivero! I hope you win, not because you are a great singer, but because I cant stand either of the other 2 acts. hahahahaha

Kandi Buruss Needs to Set Her Mother Straight!

Okay Kandi, I know you don't care what anyone thinks about your relationship between you and your mother, but gurl, here is some sage advice that is sent from a place of love and having lived through it myself. Trust me that this MUST be done!!! Now, I am not saying that you have to curse your mother out or be disrespectful to her. But you need to put your big gurl panties on and tell your mother to keep her opinions to herself unless you ask her. Now I loved my mother dearly, she sacrificed a lot for me and my brothers, but she was just like your mother. No one was good enough for me and she never happy that I was dating men to begin with. But I had to sit her down and tell her, I am just as grown as you are and I will date, fuck, any man that tickles my fancy. I am a homosexual and I will NEVER date let alone marry a woman. It took my mother nearly 15yrs to get over that fact, but eventually she did. It's all in the way you deliver the message. And be prepared for your mother to not talk to you for awhile, for me and my mom, it was about 6yrs. My mother is gone now and I would give anything just to have one of those arguments again! Rest in Peace Mama! But you will have no peace if you don't have this talk with her. She will continue to interfere and make you cry, if you don't. Good Luck! Things will only change if you put your foot down and tell your mother how much she hurts you when she interferes with your personal life. Because her behavior on last Sunday's episode of RHOA was appalling! She was going to jump on your friend and employee, Carmon, at the Bridal Salon. Carmon shouldn't have been engaging her, but I could feel the woman's frustration with the situation.I'll tell you what your mother's problem is, she needs a man of her own to blow out her back and keep her too busy to be dipping into your personal business. hahahahaha Good Luck Kandi, but nothings going to change until you put your foot down, gurl.

Cheers and Jeers!!! For Week Ending 13 Dec 2013

Hey do you remember the old "Cheers and Jeers" articles in the TV Guide, well I have decided that I will be making my own Cheers and Jeers weekly article, because some stories just don't deserve their own full page but I feel like I MUST comment on them somehow. hahahahaha

Cheers to Singer Kelly Clarkson for calling out the liars who wrote the 2 stories about women who claimed to have been carrying on affairs with Kelly's new husband, Brandon. Kelly denies that the affairs took place and she also stated that her marriage, which is just 2 months old, is just fine. Dayum, media liars, nothing better to do, eh? Get a real job!

Jeers to those lying reporters who keep making up stories about celebrity couples breaking up or cheating when it never really happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeers to the Sign Language Interpreter who signed at the Memorial Service of former South African President Nelson Mandela. People who viewed his performance said he was signing gibberish. Really?
Thamsanqa Jantjie, the fake interpreter, stated later that he had a vision of angels entering the stadium, he also admits that he has schizophrenia and was previously hospitalized for 19 months in a mental institution. WOW! Just stop talking. The more you say, the more I wanna punch you in your face. hahahaha You were way too close to POTUS (President of the United States) for you to have all of those issues! Hello Secret Service! Not doing your J O Bs again!

Cheers to Ellen Degeneress for making jokes when she announced on her show that she and wife, Portia were very happily married. She said, she was walking down the street and she saw a tabloid with a picture of her and her wife Portia in the upper right corner. So she stopped and pulled the magazine off the rack and thumbed through to the article. But was shocked to read that the marriage was crumbling. She said, oh wow, that's sad, but wait, I'm Ellen and that's not true. I should know if the marriage is on the rocks or not. Ellen, gurl, I say SUE the beejesus out of that tabloid! When is enough going to be enough? Tabloids need to learn that lying may sell magazines, but there are consequences to printing lies!!!!!!!!

Jeers to Phaedra Parks for getting caught in yet again, another lie!!!  Tonite on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen from BravoTV, Tyler Perry was one of the guests.  So Andy remarked how a couple of the RHOA wives had stated that they know him, Nene and Phaedra. So Tyler says, he and Nene are good buddies and that he's never met Phaedra Parks. Oooohhh SNAP! Busted again. hahahaha I don't think Phaedra would know the truth even if it walked up and slapped her on her big fat ass. hahahahaha

Cheers to Mariah Carey who will be making an appearance on Watch What Happens Live, in 10 days. Yeah! I look forward to seeing you on the show gurl. 

Tips for Jesus! Identified! and Strikes Again!

Some guy has been going around the country leaving humongous tips, in Michigan, a $3,000.00 tip was left on an $87.88 bill, then in Manhattan, on a $391.95 bill the mystery tipper left a $3,500.00 tip. Also in NY, on a $111.05 bill the tipper left $1,000.00 tip! And who is the mystery tipper? Well according to Aruj Dhawan at Bo's Kitchen, the mystery tipper is none other than Jack Shelby, the former Vice-President of PayPal. PayPal was bought out by eBay. On an Instagram account which posts photo proof of the checks for these huge tips, the slogan reads, "Doing the Lord's Word, one tip at a time". Awwww. That's so heartwarming. I just wish more multimillionaires would do the same. I personally think that when you are blessed with that kind of wealth, it should be your mission in life to help as many people as you can. I'm not saying give all of your money away, just like Jack Shelby, a thousand dollars here or $3,500.00 there is not going to break him! Thank you Jack for leading by example!!!

Congratulations to Actress Kate Winslet and Her Hubby Ned Rocknroll!! It's a Boy!

Yeah, this is very happy news. See, I can give good news too. hahahaha Anyway, Actress Kate Winslet gave birth to her 3rd child, but 1st child with her 3rd husband, Ned Rocknroll, nephew of Billionaire Sir Richard Branson. That's it folks, no news on the name, weight, eye color, etc. All are doing well and we wish the happy family much love and a happy life.

Time Magazine Has Lost All Credibility With Me

Why, you ask? Because Time Magazine just released it's list of nominations for People of the Year and you will never guess what drug addict they nominated? Myley Cyrus. WTF!!! What is worst is that actually also nominated some note worthy people on this list. President Barak Obama and the current Pope. Now, those 2 I agree with. But Myley Cyrus, who cant keep her clothes on to save her life, she smokes weed, I saw her at that awards show in Europe. And I think that old adage, if it quacks like a duck it is a duck. So Myley dresses like a hooker, I bet she is a hooker! Personally, I think she needs some singing lessons, but with her weak ass voice, it probably wont really help her much. (Ouch! That was a read! hahahaha)

LaToya Jackson Marries Business Partner

WOW! This is so shocking my mouth is still hanging open. hahahahaha I just cannot believe LaToya Jackson got married. But what is even MORE shocking than the fact that she got married, is WHO she married. LaToya gurl, we gotta talk. Real Talk too! Jeffre Phillips is a homosexual! Gurl my Gaydar didn't just ping when I saw him, gurl it PANGED! Get out now! There's nothing but heartache ahead for you. Sorry.

North Korea Releases Senile Old Man

Okay I am chalking this incident up to senility because that is the only logical explanation I can come up with as why this old man would go to North Korea in the first place. Veteran Merrill Newman who fought in the Korea War way back in the 1950s, took a vacation to North Korea for God only knows what purpose. First of all North Korea is not really a vacation destination. 2nd of all, if you are a Korean War Vet, that would make you an enemy of the state in North Korea! DUH! So if you were stupid enough to go there, why in the world would you tell anyone that you fought in the Korean War? Unless you were having suicidal thoughts, right? So what happens, Merrill is on board his flight to return home to the USA and before the plane can taxi down the runway and depart, North Korean police board the plane and take him off of it. He is then coerced into reading a confession and apology on North Korean TV for the war and killing North Koreans. He should have been executed after that, but I guess North Korea is not completely cray cray after all. They detain him for a few days and then finally release him. He is finally back on US soil and hopefully his family will take his passport from him and not allow his 85 yr old ass to leave the country again. Tsk tsk tsk tsk. It just boggles my mind when people do stupid ass shit like this.

Evelyn Lozado Finally Reveals Who Knocked Her Up!

I still cannot stand this bitch, and I only write about her because her antics are mildly relevant. hahahaha Anyway with that being said, Evelyn gave an interview to OMG!Insider in which she reveals who her baby daddy is. It is MLB Superstar Carl Crawford, who is estimated to be worth around $142 million dollars. Leave it to a gold digging whore like Evelyn to get knocked up by a super rich ball player. (Ouch, that was a read! hahahaha) Good Looking out, you $2.00 whore! And Carl, I feel sorry for you, because you are going to be latched to this whore for the next 18yrs and possibly for life! I really wished you had wrapped it up! And what the hell were you doing having unprotected sex with that tramp? If I were you, I'd get tested for all of the major stds! hahahahaha

Locked Up Abraod In Saudi Arabia

Wow! Did you know that it is a crime, punishable by death to be a homosexual in Saudi Arabia? I did not know this and I was completely shocked to find it out. I caught an episode of Locked Up Abroad about a Male Nurse named Stephen from Scotland who as having money problems but found a job in Saudi Arabia making tons of money. Right before Stephen and his friend Gemma were to leave for Saudi Arabia, they received brochures and written information about the laws of Saudi Arabia. Well, Stephen was surprised to see that homosexualtiy is a crime punishable by death. So he decides that while he is in SA, he will not have sex with anyone at all. Yeah, right! That was such a stupid promise to himself. Everyone knows how they are and if you cannot be honest with yourself, then you are a pretty pathetic person. So Stephen and his friend Gemma fly to Rhiyad Saudi Arabia. There is a man waiting at the Airport for them to take them to their apt. They were told that they would be living together. However, things get ugly real fast right from the jump. When they get to the van, Gemma is told to get in back alone. Stephen is told to ride up front with the driver. Then when they get to the apt building, Gemma is dropped off and Stephen is told to stay in the van. He is then taking to another apt building which is roach infested and very much in disrepair. If I were him, I would have been on the first plane out the next day! But not this brain surgeon. hahahaha So they stay and go to work at this hospital. At the hospital they are free to talk to one another and hang out. 8 months go by and Stephen is getting overwhelmed by his urge to be with someone, so after going to a party at a palace held by a young handsome Prince. Stephen decides that he HAS to get some sex. So with the help of a friend who gave him a computer program that blocks the Saudi Government from tracking and or monitoring his Internet traffic he goes on line cruising for some sex. Where he meets this 26 yr old Saudi named Fred. They meet for coffee and subsequently have sex. For the next 5 months they are in a relationship. But one day while walking in the market, Fred tries to kiss Stephen and Stephen pushes him away. Shortly thereafter, Stephen dumps Fred. Now in the confessional, he claims that it was because Fred needed more life experiences. But I think it was because Fred tried to kiss him in public putting his life in danger. So, Stephen has now been in SA for more than a year and he has paid off all of his debts and has been able to save some money as well. Now the smart thing to do would be to leave, right? Wrong, not Stephen, he's horny again and goes back on line and hooks up with another Saudi National named Abdullah. They have sex the first day and that was all that Stephen wanted so he doesn't call Abdullah and Abdullah doesn't call him for several weeks. Then out of the clear blue sky, Abdullah calls him and makes a coffee date. But during the conversation, Abdullah asks Stephen if he has any alcohol? Stephen finds that strange but brushes it off. Abdullah lived in the UK for awhile and was very well educated. So Stephen just thinks maybe Abdullah wants to get drunk. Well so that night, Stephen is making his way to the coffee shop to meet Abdullah and he turns down this alley as a short cut , when all of a sudden he hears footsteps approaching him.. So he turns to see several Saudi men approaching him. Stephen starts to run away but is tackled, he hits one of the men in the face but then he is punched in the back of the head by another guy. He is arrested and one of the men asks him if he is a homosexual? He denies it, but then they search him and pull out his phone, where they show him a text message he sent to Abdullah about the alcohol. Wow, stupid is as stupid does. Stephen was warned about this very thing, do not date Saudi locals because if they get mad at you they will turn you into the police, and also do not keep text mssgs or phone logs to guys. So to make a long story short, Stephen is arrested, and interrogated where he is made to sign a statement that he is a homosexual and that he sells alcohol to his friends. At least that is what he is told it says, it is written in Arabic so he cannot read its contents. Stephen is held for a few days and then released without explanation. Now he wants to leave SA and return home to Scotland. But he cannot because the hospital has his passport and will not return it to him. So Stephen comes up with a plan to leave, he knows that if he has a sick relative, the rule is, that he can go home to visit the relative. So he calls his sister and has her write a letter and fax it to him stating that their mother is gravely ill and wants to see him. So he takes the letter to the Human Resources office at the hospital, but the guy in there refuses to return his passport or let him leave, not unless Stephen gets a letter from the police stating that he is not a criminal and was never arrested there in Saudi Arabia. Well Stephen knows that is not true, but he goes to the Police and asks for such a letter. They take his finger prints and tell him to come back in 10 days. Its 10 days of hell, but when it is up he returns to the police and asks if the letter is ready? So the guy at the desk is searching through the pile of papers and finally on the bottom of the pile he finds the letter for Stephen and hands it to him. Stephen takes it back to the hospital where he receives his passport. He then makes a reservation for the next flight back home to Scotland. Where he returns without further incidence. He still to this day doesn't know why he was released from jail nor why the charges were dropped and his arrest erased. He is just glad the whole thing is over with. Yeah, well it never would have happened if he had just kept his dick in his pants. And if he had just listened to the coworker who told him to stay away from the locals. I mean, how stupid can you be? Either follow the rules or pay the consequences! Stephen was talking about how every needs human contact from time to time. Look, dude, you had 5 months of human contact. And luckily you got away with it unscathed! Why would you tempt fate again and pick up some needy bitch who when you rejected him, tried to get even with you? If you really wanted some sex again, you should have left and went home or took a vacation to another country where they execute you for being gay!!! DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shocking Elimination on Xfactor USA!

Are you sitting down? Powerhouse Ellona Santiago was voted off the show tonite! I cannot believe it. She had the strongest voice in the competition, bar none. It's like John and Jane Q Public are in for Simon voting off his favorites. hahahaha There is no legitimate reason why Alex and Sierra should still be on the show! They are the worst singers in the competition next to Carlito Olivero. Just weak ass bitches!!!

This Weeks' Survivor:Blood vs. Water Recap

OMG! I cannot believe how stupid Ciera is!!! She was in an alliance of 4 and they were running things and getting rid of people as needed. Well on last night's episode Hayden knew he was going home so at Tribal Council, he tells Ciera that she is #4 and after they get of him and Katie, she is next to go home and that she should make a bold move and vote to kick Monica off now with them and force a tie. Well, low and behold, that stupid ass bitch believed him and she doesn't vote with her alliance to kick Hayden off, but she votes to kick Monica off. Which forces a tie, so now they have to vote again. But this time Hayden and Monica cant vote. So, this vote comes up a tie again. Now they are deadlocked. Which means they go to pulling a rock out of a bag, white rock means you go home. Gervase was safe because he had won the immunity challenge, Monica and Hayden were safe from pulling rocks because their names were pulled to force the tie to begin with. So only Ciera, Tyson and Katie had to pull rocks. Poor Katie pulled the white rock and was sent to Redemption Island. But that was a 33 % chance that Ciera could go home. When if she had stuck to the plan, there was Zero % that she was going home! Nobody likes her, she voted her mother out to Redemption Island! Even if she should make it to the final 3, NO ONE is going vote her the soul survivor!! So now if Gervase, Tyson and Monica stick together, then they should vote Ciera out next week. hahahaha Ciera went from 4 to ZERO! How's that working out for you now, you dumbass bitch!!!

Former President of South Africa Nelson Mandela Died Today

Aww, this is really sad, but we all knew this day was coming. Former President Nelson Mandela who so tirelessly fought for equal rights between blacks and whites in South Africa, who spent nearly 30yrs locked in a horrible prison, and who later went on to lead the country as President of South Africa has passed away after a long illness. He was 95yrs old. He passed away from a recurring lung infection. Rest in Peace Nelson.

Kordell and Porsha Stewart's Divorce Finalized on Today

Well thank God, this mess is done with. I really wish Porsha, from Real Housewives of Atlanta, would stop talking about him. And calling him a woman and making snide Gay remarks. Look, gurl, you married him, Wether or not he is gay or str8, you picked him. And he was straight enough for you to walk down the aisle. If he is gay, he played you. If he is str8, then he played you too. Plain and simple you got played either way it goes. hahahaha So sad, too bad. Put a period and keep it moving! Ya'll were only married 2yrs and a couple of months, you dont have any kids together, he's is clearly a controlling jerk asshole! Is that what you really want to be married to? I dont think so.

British Diver Tom Daley Comes Out of the Closet

I love it when my gaydar is right. As soon as I saw this little queen during London Olympics, my gaydar pinged and panged and I knew he was a brother under the skin. hahahaha But for everyone else, Tom Daley just came out of the closet. In a video he posted to YouTube, he states, that he met someone who makes him feel safe and happy and that person is a man. hahahaha Oh HELL YES! I am very pleased that Tom has decided to act on his feelings and be true to himself. Now he can be happy. Because one can only be happy when one is truthful especially to himself.

Scam City Awesome New Travel Show

If you really love to travel and want to know what and who to look out for, this is the show for you. I love it! The host is kind of a douche bag. He's supposed to be a long time news reporter but he doesn't have the sense God gave a billygoat! He travels all over Europe looking to get scammed so he can report it in this show. I have to say, that I have removed Prague in the Czech Rpublic and Buenos Aires off of my bucket list. In Prague, if you go stay out of the Euro taxis. They will over charge you by 300%. The host is Connor Woodman, a British National. He's kind of cute but just dumb as dirt. hahahaha Anyway, In Prague those Euro taxis took him a very short distance about 6km which should have costed him 231 Crowns about $10.00 usd, but the driver charged him 785 Crowns about more than $30.00 USD. Then on the street, he bought a hot dog for 60 Crown, he gave the guy a 2,000 Crown note and the guy gave him change for a 1,000 Crown note. Connor told the guy he owed him another 1,000 Crown and without apologizing, the guy coughed up the rest of Connor's money. This also happened when he bought a bottle of water for 50 Crown, giving the vendor 2,000 Crown note and at first the vendor only gave him change for a 1,000 Crowns. So you are not safe buying food in the street nor are you safe from the Taxi drivers. Some of the Taxi drivers will attack you if you challenge the Taxi fee and some of them also carry guns. So there is a possibility that you will get shot. Connor also tried to buy drugs in the streets of Prague and he didn't receive drugs. What he got was powdered sugar and flour. Connor went back to the drug dealer and asked him do people ever complain about the drugs he sells, he said no not really. Hmmm, he's lucky that they aren't US crackheads. He'd be getting a beatdown in a heartbeat! Or have someone pull a drive by on him. Then Connor has a taxi driver take him to a club where he can get a "massage" at. or spend time in a hot tub with a naked chick. Well that's not exactly what happened when he got to this club. He's sitting at the bar having a drink when this chick asks if she can sit with him, then she asks him if he wanted to go with her somewhere private. So he goes into this room that is sparsely furnished and sparsely lit and sits on the couch talking to the chick. Then this big guy storms into the room and punches him in the face. The big guy then tells Connor that he cant have sex with the girl and spending time with her is not free, Connor now owes him $500 euros. All of a sudden, the Police show up and start checking passports. Connor doesn't tell the Police what is happening and they leave but Connor is now trapped in the bar. The door man refuses to allow him to leave the bar until he pays the $500 euros. And the big man returns to collect the money. But Connor doesn't have it, he only has $386 Euros on him and so they accept that instead. When he leaves the bar, the same taxi driver who brought him is outside waiting for him. OMG that could have ended so badly!!!

Buenos Aires is even worst than Prague! In Buenos Aires, when you take a cab ride, the cabbie gives you your proper change but, its counterfeit money, not real money. And walking down the street, the pickpockets will rob you quicker than you can blink an eye. Connor spent the majority of this show on the counterfeit money. Unfortunately, it's not just the Taxis that are passing the counterfeit bills to the tourists, bars, banks, money exchange booths etc are all in on the passing of the counterfeit bills, according to the criminals he interviewed.

Billy Joel is Completely Cray Cray! Selling Hamptons Home for GIGANTIC Overinflated Asking Price

I used to love me some Billy Joel songs back in the 80s, but now I feel like Billy has gone completely cray cray! He is trying to unload his Hampton's grenade of a house again and this time he asking a whopping $23.5 Million dollars for it. But he only paid $16.8 million for back in 2007 from Roy Schneider. And from the pics he hasn't done much with it. This is the 2nd time he has put this house on the market, the first time was back in 2009 when his marriage to Katie Lee first broke up. The house was supposedly decorated by Nate Berkus but I don't see it. Most of the walls are painted some shade of gray. Yawn! I don't like any of the light fixtures except the cone ones in the kitchen. I also don't like that the shingles on the outside of the house look brand new. When I think of a house in the Hampton's, I always picture the sun faded gray shingles on the exterior with white paint accents around the windows and banister's. So when I see brown and tan shingles I'm like WTF. This doesn't scream Hampton's to me. Now more on the price and what you get, sure you get just over a full acre of land, the house is only 5,500 sqr ft so it's not that large, but you do get 145 of private beach frontage. I think if you want top dollar for your home, then your home has to be in tip top shape and that includes decorating and non neutral paint colors.

Actress Maria Bello Comes Out of the Closet

I already knew she was gay. This is not news to me, but maybe it is to you. hahahahaha According to the OMG article, she has been with her girlfriend for about a year now. And the girlfriend, Clare, is Maria's best friend. Good Luck ladies. I hope you will be happy together.

A&E Channel Has Lost It's Mind!

Okay this is pissing me off! One of my favorite procedural cop shows is The Glades on A&E Channel. It stars Matt Passmore as Detective Jim Longworth. A Chicago PD detective who was falsely accused of cheating with the wife of his captain. So he packs up and moves to Florida where he becomes the BEST murder cop in town for the Florida Dept of Law Enforcement (FDLE). His comedic sidekick part time partner is coroner Dr. Carlos, who is portrayed by actor Carlos Gomez. Well in the season finale, Jim was setting up a surprise for his bride on the day of the wedding. Champagne, rose petals and wind chimes. When some sneaky ass dirty bastard puts 3 bullets into Jim's back. Only a low down dirty coward dog shoots a man the back on his wedding day. And what makes this so bad is the ratings were up around 6% over last season! The Glades was one of the top 3 shows on the network, the other 2 are Duck Dynasty and Longmire. How can you do this to us, the loyal fans of this show. The last image we have of Jim is him lying on the floor in the kitchen of the new house he just bought his bride, a surprise wedding gift,bleeding out and looking up at the ceiling damnit! UUURRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Now we will never know for sure who shot him or why, we don't know if he survives, and if he and Callie ( I hate that bitch, she gets to have TV sex with my future baby daddy. hahahahaha) ever get married. Dayum! I cant write any more, sorry.

Actor Paul Walker Killed in a Fiery Car Crash

Aww this is really sad. Actor Paul Walker was killed today in a fiery car crash in Southern California, he was just 40yrs old. Walker was not the driver of the car but a passenger. They were leaving a charity event to raise money for Typhoon victims in the Philippines. The driver of the red Porsche was Roger Rodas, he was the owner of Walker's auto racing team. Damn! This is just so shocking! It was a single car crash and speed was definitely a factor in the crash, according to authorities. Paul is survived by a 15 yr old daughter, he was not married at the time of his death. Rest in Peace Paul.

The Truth is OUT! Evelyn Lozado is Knocked UP!

Wow, I am such a fan of both Basketball Wives reality TV shows! So I was really upset that this season of BBW Miami was so short and completely pissed off that there was not going to be a reunion show. And the reason given was NOT helpful in the least bit! At the time, the reason why there was not going to be a reunion show was because Evelyn didn't want to appear on stage with her co-stars Tami and Tasha. WTF, those are you 2 best buds, that just didn't make sense at the time. All we could guess at was that maybe Tami and Tasha had some dirt on Evelyn and she was afraid they would spill the beans during the reunion show. Well, that is exactly what happened. Evelyn and her 20  yr old daughter Shaniece Hairston were vacationing in Hawaii and then Evelyn posted a pic on Instagram. Evelyn was wearing a bikini and a nearly sheer caftan. Wham! Bam! Thank You Sam!!!! Eveyln is 6 months pregnant with her 2nd child. Supposedly the baby daddy is her current boyfriend. But no one knows who that is because she is not naming names! Bullshit! I think the baby daddy is Chad Ochocinco her ex husband who headbutted her. And that is the T that Tami or Tasha or both was going to spill on the reunion show! Duh! Hello!!! Oh what a tangled web we weave whilst we practice to deceive! Evelyn is such a lying ass bitch! Whoever the potential baby daddy is, I sure hope they are smart enough to get a dna test done ASAP!

NJ Waitress Fakes Homophobic Note on Receipt

This kind of story really pisses me off. A couple of weeks ago, a NJ waitress posted a pic of a customer receipt on her facebook page with a homophobic note written on it in lieu of giving her a tip. The check amount was $93.55. The waitress, Dayna Morales, claims that she gave the customer excellent service and instead of the couple giving her a tip they wrote the following on their receipt, "I'm sorry but I cannot tip because I do not agree with your lifestyle and how you live your life".  In the original article, Dayna claimed that she would be donating any money received from the public to a Veterans Charity.  And I found that to be strange. Here you get gay bashed by a customer and knowing how Americans are about such things nowadays, she knew the public would react and give her money.  Well, hold the presses folks, the couple who had the $93.55 check has come forward claiming that they never wrote anything on the check and did in fact leave an $18.00 tip for the waitress. And they produced their copy of the check along with a credit card receipt for $111.55. Cold Busted! The couple wishes to remain anonymous and want the authorities to investigate this horrible situation, citing fraud! They think the restaurant and Dayna are making money off the claim. Which is true, people who read the original article have flocked to restaurant and many have given Dayna nice tips to make up the one she claimed she didn't get. I say arrest that bitch for fraud and throw her under the jail! Stupid ass bitch!

James Franco and Seth Rogan Spoof Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Bound 2 Music Video with Bound 3

OMG! This video is hell of funny! OMG insider! showed both videos side by side and it was hilarious! I almost busted a gut I was laughing so hard. The video starts out with Seth Rogan riding behind Franco on a motorcycle shirtless. His sagging man boobs and hairy man parts all exposed. Then just like in the original, Seth switches so that he is riding facing Franco as he embraces him, caressing his upper shoulders all sensual and lovingly. Just like Kim did to Kanye in the original. hahahaha Then Seth leans back and shake his imaginary mane of hair as it blows in the wind around his head. hahahahaha That was priceless. He also does this lip puckering thing like he wants to be kissed hard and slutty like. hahahaha Thanks James and Seth, you made me laugh really hard. hahahahaha Oh, and James does a really good imitation of Kanye waving his arm in the air and jumping around like an idiot too. Great Job Fellas!!!!

Kim Zolciak of Tardy for the Party Fame Gives Birth to Twins

Wow Kim, are you done having babies yet? Kim just gave birth to tiwns with husband Kroy Biermann. Kroy is a professional football player but I dont recall for what team he plays for. He's gonna need a raise fellas, he is now the proud papa of 4 biological kids and 2 step kids....6! That's a basketball team. hahahahaha The twins are a boy and a girl, named Kane and Kaia. Looks like the Kardashians no longer have a monopoly on the K names. hahahaha Dayum Kim, try using birth control since you cant stay off of your husbands cock. hahahaha (ouch, that was a read!) hahahaha Well good luck Biermann's you're going to need it. hahahaha

Singer and Current Xfactor USA Judge Kelly Rowland A Single Lady No More-Engaged!

Singer and current XFactor USA Judge Kelly Rowland is engaged to her manager/bf Tim Witherspoon. Apparently the cat was let out of the bag recently when Kelly was spotted in a pic on a friend's istagram account sporting a large diamond ring on her ring finger. No word on when or where the big day will be. This will be Kelly's first marriage. Good luck gurl.

American Music Awards 2013

Overall, the 2013 American Music Awards were pretty good. There were tons of amazing performances and some that sucked. The show was hosted by Pit Bull who did an outstanding job. No boring monologues and no over indulgent stupid song and dance routines by Pit bull. So for the host I'd give this production an A. And thank God that the producers didn't allow the winners to ramble on for too long. So good looking out to them too. Thanks! I really hate it when award show winners thank everyone they ever met or who ever taught them their ABCs or how to count. hahahaha But there was none of that Thank You Jesus! hahahaha

Too bad, I cant say that all of the performances were just as painless as the acceptance speeches. I know you think that I hate Myley Cyrus and you would be 100% right, but I think I am justified. I cant help it that I grew up listening to amazing singers all of my life. And so now when I see someone who purports to be a singer, I expect them to be able to sing. Myley gave a wretched performance of her "Wrecking Ball" song. With a giant animetronic kitty cat on the giant screen behind her lip syncing her song. Ewww!!! Bizzare to say the least!!! And OMG that bitch was wearing a silver bikini with french cut panties. BITCH put on some clothes, you dirty little skank!!! Myley Cyrus is NOT a singer! She is some hoochie girl that warbles off key most of the time. And dresses like a hooker. I cant even call her a performer, because most of the time she just stands there. Jlo is another very weak singer, but at least she can dance and she gives you a very credible performance with backup dancers, a dance routine and costume changes. As a matter of fact, Jlo gave a very excellent tribute performance to Celia Cruz. I was thoroughly entertained the entire time! Another amazing performance was given by Katey Perry who opened the show. She was dressed like a Japanese Geisha girl and while she sang, there were these giant screens behind her with images of Cherry Blossoms and nature. She also had a lot of back up dancers giving us a fierce routine. Rhiana sang "Diamonds in the Sky" and received this new Icon Award for being the most downloaded artist of all time with 180 million downloads, 33 million twitter followers, 80 million cds sold, and like 22 million instagram followers.So good job Rhiana, too bad you slipped up and went back with Chris Brown for a hot minute. You stupid ass bitch. hahahahaha Lady Gaga and R Kelly gave a very good performance of her song, "Do What You Want With My Body" and this one was not as sleazy as the SNL one. Thank God. And lastly, TLC gave a very good performance of "Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls" with Lil Mama standing in for the dearly departed Left Eye. Lil Mama also portrayed Left Eye in the VH1 biopic. And I must say that I was pleasantly surprised by Ariana Grande, (who? I didn't know who she was either! hahahaha) but she gave an amazing performance by singing the hell out of her song. I don't recall the name of it, but I was very impressed!!!

There were some surprise winners like Justin Timberlake for Best Soul Album, Taylor Swift for Artist of the Year, and favorite Pop/Rock Male performer Justin Timberlake. Really? So he had the BEST soul album AND the best Pop/Rock album, but it was the same album!!!  BULLSHIT!

Actor Hugh Jackman Treated for Skin Cancer

Oh NO! Not the face!!! Actor Hugh Jackman revealed this week that he was treated for skin cancer on his nose but he is doing fine now. The actor had a spot on his nose and his wife told him to get it checked and it's a good thing he did, because it turned out to be a basal cell carcinoma. Which is a non life threatening form of skin cancer. Hugh was treated will make a full recovery, thank God his face is not marred for life, eh? hahahaha

NY Deli Owners Steal Lottery Ticket Worth $1 Million Dollars

This story is sad but has a happy ending. Look, I know people are desperate in some places, the economy is rebounding finally, but not fast enough for some people. These 2 deli owners in NY, a father and son, Nabil and Karim Jaghab, were arrested for grand larceny. After Karim accepted a winning Lottery ticket worth $1million dollars from a customer. At first Karim gave the man, who spoke no English, $1,000.00 in cash, and the man left the store. Karim kept his ticket. The became suspicious the next day, probably from talking to his friends or family members and returned to the store demanding all of his winnings, so the father then offered the customer $10,000.00 and asked him not to go to the police. The article on Yahoo news doesn't say if the customer accepted the $10,000.00 or not, but in any event he went to the police and filed the theft charges. Good for him. So he's gonna get his $1 Million dollars after all. The father and son were released on $7,500.00 bond each. In another case,  out of Suffolk County, 2 gas station attendants tried to scam a man, also an immigrant who doesn't speak English, out of $74, 892.00 in prize money by giving him $774.00 in cash and sending him on his way. In yet a 3rd case out of NY, two brothers were arrested for stealing a lottery ticket worth $5,000,000,000.00 that was sold at their family's store, sold in 2006. In this case one of the brothers was convicted is doing up to 25yrs for his crime, both brothers were acquitted of conspiracy charges. I don't know why, if they both tried to claim the ticket, they had to talk about it and that is conspiracy! Stupid ass jury! But at least one of them is doing time for the crime. I think the lesson from these stories is first and foremost, sign the back of your ticket ASAP after you purchase it. Second, bring a friend when you turn it in to the clerk. Better yet, don't take it to a store, but go to the lottery office and turn it in. I saw a news show about how the lottery officials were testing stores about their honesty on the lottery. Most passed with flying colors, but there were a few who slim shady and got busted. Did you know that if a lottery retailer is caught stealing tickets or cheating customers, they immediately lose their license to sell lottery tickets and the lottery officials come in and take all of their lottery tickets and lotto machine. Then they are banned for life from ever selling lottery products again.

Chris Brown Throws Tantrum At Rehab After Just 2 Weeks Stay

Wow, I am not surprised at this, it's just one more bad incident after another with this fool. Chris Brown and his mother were in a therapy session at rehab and Mom tells him that he needs to stay for the full 90 days. Well Chris didn't like this so he jumps up and walks out of the therapy session and goes to the parking lot and picks up a rock and smashes the windshield on his mother's car. WOW! I think Mom should have had Chris arrested. He needs tough love. And I think he needs an ass whipping too. I'm available Mom, if you are too scared to spank this nitwit! Hey Mom, maybe you should have raised him better? Eh? Hey Judge, I hope you are reading this revoke his probation! Send his ass to PRISON! At least rehab did the right thing and kicked Chris out! Which he certainly deserved to be, but he needs HELP! He needs Jesus! hahahahaha I've said it b4 and I'll say it again, get it together Chris Brown. GET IT TOGETHER!!!

TLC Dropped from Record Label, Peables May Be Behind It!

Wow! The feud thickens and gets down right dirty! Now part of this is only a rumor but I am all in! The fact is TLC was just dropped from their record label, Epic Records. Guess who is an executive there? LA Reid, Peables former husband. So the rumor is Peables called up her ex and had TLC dropped from the label. Dayum! Now that's a cold blooded dirty dog move. You can say what you want to say, but don't you dare mess with my paper. Mess with my paper and I'm coming for you. hahahaha

Former MLB Slugger Jose Canseco Was Pulled Over in Nevada With 2 Daiper Wearing Goats in His Car

Jose Canseco and his gf were pulled over for a traffic stop en route to Las Vegas and the cop found 2 diaper wearing goats in the back seat. The goats were wearing the diapers just in case they had to go to the bathroom and Jose didn't want that mess in his car. Jose had just purchased the goats as pets. Wow! Really? Where did he get the money to buy the goats? Didn't he file Chapter 7 bankruptcy recently? Also, what is even more strange these 2 goats are the type that when frightened, they lock up their muscles and faint. They are miniature silky fainting goats. WTF!  I didn't know that Jose lived on a farm now? hahahaha

Kim Kardashian Has Only 10% of a Heart!

Today, Kim Kardashian who has a net worth of about $40 Million dollars is having an eBay sale of some of her designer duds and accessories but is only donating 10% of the proceeds to a Charity to help Philippine Typhoon victims. Wow, really? You greedy heartless bitch! I was a big fan of yours Kim, but now, I just look at you and shake my head in disgust. You can afford to donate some real cash to this cause, but your greedy ass is doing as little as possible! I think you should donate 10% of your net worth to this cause! $4 million dollars is nothing to you and your mega rich fiance! My hat goes off to Victoria Beckham and her hubby, they took 20 boxes of their designer dudes and donated 100% of them to be sold and have 100% of the proceeds to help Typhoon victims. That's how you do it, Kim, take heed. God doesn't like ugly and right now, you are looking terrible gurl!

Former TopChef Contestants Available To Cook Holiday Meals

Hey have you ever wanted to hire your favorite TopChef contestant to cook for you? Well it is definitely possible if you can afford $1,500.00 to $5000.00 for the gig. And they even clean up after the meal. hahahaha Now that's a bargain! Oh, and you must also pay their transportation costs. Still a bargain, I think. One of my favorites Marcel Vigneron is one of the chefs you can hire, there is a website called Kitchit.com where you can check out the particulars. Damn, if only I had won the Mega millions lottery this week, I would hire Marcel to cook my Thanksgiving dinner next week. hahahahaha

Virginia Toll Evader Racks up $202,000.00 In Tolls and Fees

This could all have been avoided if this whackadoo has simply paid his tolls as he used the road. The toll was ONLY 75cents! But NNNNOOOOOO! This "brain surgeon", Jason Bourcier, a financial consultant from VA refused to pay his tolls and thought he was getting away with stealing these late night rides on the toll road. This guy, asked a toll attendant if the cameras were on at night if there was not an attendant in the toll booth, and the attendant told him no. Come on now, common sense here folks, if you were the toll agency would you have the cameras on to catch people stealing free passage on at night when the attendants were not in the booths or would have the cameras on at all times? Think real hard now! hahahahaha So Jason, racked up 335 tickets for failing to pay tolls, each ticket was $440.00 and when he failed to pay it an additional $500.00 in late fees was added. Jason's lawyers were able to negotiate his huge bill down to just $96,000.00 at $150.00 per month for the next 54 years. Nah, I wouldn't do that, I would prefer to just do some jail time instead. hahahaha If Jason pays off his bill in total, he will be 87 when it is paid in full. Dayum!!! That's just crazy!!! Hey Jason, would it have been better to pay the 75 cents? I bet it would! My mother used to say, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure!!!

McDonald's McResources SUCKS BIG TIME!!!

McDonald's has a website for it's employees where it offers helpful hints to them on how to make ends meet. WTF! Hey McDonald's try paying your employees better and then they can make ends meet on their own! You cheap bastards! One of the helpful hints is that the employees apply for food stamps. Another helpful hint, was that the employees return gifts to the stores or to turn off their heat to cut back on the costs. Wow, are you serious! So not only should your employees starve, but they should freeze also. Man, FUCK YOU McDonald's! I am now BOYCOTTING McDonald's!!! And I urge everyone who reads this to follow suit!!! Let's teach McDonald's a lesson!

Former Child Star Aaron Carter is Broke and Filing for Chapter 7 Bankruptcy

Wow! This is really sad, but former child star Aaron Carter, younger brother of Nick Carter of Backstreet Boys, is completely broke and filing for Chapter 7 Bankruptcy. Aaron claims that he is more than $3.5 million plus in debt and only has $8,232.16 in his bank account and of that only $977.16 is available to him. Hmm, I wonder why that is? Aaron claims that his parents ran through the majority of his money and it wasn't until he was around 13 that he started trying to hold them accountable for it. He subsequently got emancipated but by then it was too late the damage had been done. I remember their reality show, they had this huge compound in Florida, a big piece of land with several houses on it, and they had lots of "toys", like wave runners, 4 wheelers, etc etc. So apparently they spent his money on land, vehicles, and building houses. According to the Yahoo article, Aaron has to surrender all of his assets to the Bankruptcy court. That's messed up! He doesn't have that much left after he made millions and millions of dollars as the opening act for Backstreet Boys and his hit records. I wonder why his parents weren't forced to put his 70% of his money into a trust account, like Tiffany's mother had to when she was 16 yrs old?? Well good luck Aaron, and stay off of the drugs and the booze!

Cocaine and Florida Republican Congressman Radel

This is really sad! We as a society put such stock in our elected officials so its really sad when they mess up and do wrong. Well this week the wrong doer is Republican Congressman Henry "Trey" Radel, he was arrested for Cocaine possession and later plead guilty to misdemeanor possession of cocaine. Sounds to me like he plead it down to a misdemeanor, because normally cocaine possession is felony in all 50 states. So now "Trey" is taking a leave of absence from Congress and claims he will be donating his congressional salary to charity, (rolls eyes) yeah, I'm so sure he will. hahahahaha Anyway, "Trey" claims he has problems with alcohol and so he will entering rehab for those issues. Good Luck "Trey" and when you get out, holler at me, 'cause you're kind of cute and I wouldn't mind tapping dat ass. hahahahaha

Person Of Interest SUCKS!

I am so mad, I want to spit! And I think spitting is just disgusting! "Spoiler Alert!" I am a huge fan of Person of Interest and on last night's episode, Joss Carter, portrayed by Taraji P. Henson was killed on duty by a member of HR. Damnit! At first I thought that she was just badly injured and would be back next week like always. But NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! John was also shot for the 2nd time during that episode but he will be back next week! It's just not fair! Joss had finally brought down HR and arrested the leader of HR and turned him into the feds and then she gets gunned down later that night by Simmons of HR. I wanted to jump into my TV and beat the fuck out of Simmons! It was just so low down and dirty!!!!!!!!!!! Rest in Peace Joss Carter, you were an amazing police detective and you had fabulous hair! hahahahahaha ( I know it's just a TV show, but I am really upset!!!!)

How Honest Are You? If you found Over $1 Million in Gold Bars Would You Turn It In?

I consider myself to be a very honest person, but this is just cray cray! In Kolkata Airport today, a cleaning crew found 24 solid gold bars hidden in plastic bags in the toilet compartment of an Airplane that had just flown in from Bangkok. If you were in the bathroom and you had found the gold bars, would you turn it into your supervisor or would take all or part of it? Turns out that amount of gold is worth $1.1 Million in USD. WOW!!! That is life changing money!!! (Shakes head in disbelief! hahahaha) And in Indian money it's worth a LOT more than 1.1 million, it's more like $70 million rupees! Dayum!!! hahahaha Oh and this is not the only story of someone finding a large sum and turning it in, but a couple bought a desk off of Craigslist last week and they found $98,000.00 USD in cash hidden in the desk. They contacted the woman that had sold them the desk and returned all of the cash to her. She claims it was her inheritance and that she knew the money was hidden somewhere in her house, but didn't know it was still in the desk. I am just so surprised at how honest everyone is being lately. hahahahaha OH! Over in the United Kingdom, a man was walking his dog along a river and found a big giant ball of British pound notes floating in the river and caught up in some reeds. He retrieved the money and promptly turned it over to the Police. The Police are now investigating to see if there are any unsolved crimes in the area where cash was stolen. You mean you don't know? Wow, one would think that if a large amount of cash was stolen, the victim would immediately report it to the police! Right? I meant that is NOT the kind of information that you want to keep close to your vest in secret. hahahaha

People Magazine Names Adam Levine of Maroon 5 and the Voice The Sexiest Man Alive

Okay, I'm kind of on the fence with this one. Adam Levine is definitely a fun guy and easy on the eyes, but is he really the sexiest man alive in the world today? No, I don't think so. He'd have to grow about 4 inches and gain about 30 lbs to really be end all to be all sexiest man alive. I think Hugh Jackman is closer to the sexiest man alive title than Adam. Oh! And Pete Kelly who used to be a security dude on the Jerry Springer Show. Dayum Pete is fine! Pete is also a Chicago Police Officer. Yum Yum! I love me some fine ass cops! Oh well, but I'm not mad at Adam, he's close enough if you like small swarthy type guys. hahahahaha

Infamous Psychic Sylvia Brown Dead at Aged 77yrs

I wonder if she saw that coming? hahahaha Probably not. I call her infamous because she wasn't very good at predicting future events like who would a given political election for example. Or who the culprit was in a criminal investigation. She even told Amanda Berry's mother that Amanda was dead when in reality she was living unhappily as Ariel Castro's love slave in his home. Sylvia also predicted that President Obama would not be reelected as President. Ump! That was wrong too. hahahahaha And when Sylvia gave someone a "reading" she basically just played 20 questions until the client would finally agree about something. Yawn! No cause of death was given in the Yahoo article. Hmmm, I wonder if she had cancer? I'd say rest in peace, but I think Sylvia went to hell for all of the lies she told. hahahaha Peace out!

Underwater Hotel Room Off the Coast of Tanzania

Ok this is just retarded. First of all, who goes to Tanzania for holiday? Next if I did, I think I would want to stay at a regular resort in a city or a town, not way off the coast in the Indian Ocean ALONE! Anything could happen and there would be no one close by to assist you. But the Mantra "Resort"is banking on people wanting to stay there. I don't know why they call it a "resort", there is not swimming pool, no massages by the pool, no cabana's by the pool, no cute cabana boys bringing you overpriced daiquiris and hot apps. hahahaha When I think of a "resort", I am thinking of luxury hotel rooms, room service, cabanas by the pool, a pool, a nice hotel bar, a big buffet lunch, etc But at the Mantra Resort, you get a double room that you can only access by diving into the ocean and swimming down to the room, there is a water level platform where you can sit and watch the waves and dine al fresco. Above that is a roof deck with a bed for lounging and catching those afternoon zzzs. hahahaha There is also a bathroom but it doesn't say if it is down below in the bedroom or if it is up top on the water level section? And the icing on the cake is the price of the room, $900.00 usd for a single and $1,500.00 usd for a double. There must also be a kitchenette on the water level platform because there isn't any room service!

Joe Boxer KMART Commercial is Cute

Hey people, it's a silly little commercial, BACKOFF! Personally I LOVE to see a man in his boxers but apparently I am in the minority. hahahaha KMART has a new commercial with 6 guys wearing tuxedos on top and colorful Joe Boxers on the bottom. And they are swaying their hips to the Xmas bell song. Each guy sways his hips as the bell dings. it was so cute, but would have been better had they been naked on the top. hahahaha I'm just saying, give me eye candy all the way! Don't half step it. hahahahaha

Actress and Reality Star Nene Leakes Hospitalized and Happy to be Alive!

Last week Nene Leakes was having shortness of breath and not feeling well. So she went to the hospital to get checked out and it's a good thing she did. Turns out she had some blood clots in her lungs. Nene is very lucky that the hospital was able to diagnose the problem and treat her so quickly.  So Nene is out of the hospital and doing fine now and recuperating at home. I am so glad you are going to be healthy Nene! You rock on Real Housewives of Atlanta!

Congratulations to Kelly Clarkson...Mother to be!

Awww. this is sweet. Newlywed Kelly Clarkson is pregnant. She tweeted the good news yesterday! No word if she is expecting a boy or a girl. Good Luck Kelly and Brandon! I hope you have a heathy and happy baby.

New Autopsy Results Prove Actress Brittany Murphy And Hubby Were Murdered

First all, when did her husband die? I missed that one completely! Actress Brittany Murphy, famous for her ditsy performance in Clueless, was murdered back in 2009. Brittany's father, Angelo Bertolotti, had her hair and other autopsy samples tested for poisons and the lab found high levels of heavy metals. These heavy metals are used in rat poison like arsenic. The LA Coroner is sticking by his findings and claims that both Brittany and her husband Simon Monjack both died from pneumonia (albeit 5 months apart). Look there are no coincidences in murder! Two spouses dying from the same condition 5 months apart is CRAY CRAY! There HAS to be other mitigating factors! Where is Quincey when you need him?!!! hahahaha Getting back to Angelo, he thinks that the NSA killed Brittany and her husband because Brittany befriended an NSA whistle blower. Wow! Is this a shocker or what? I sure didn't see this one coming.Did you?

Actor Sylvester Stallone is a RACIST!

Wow! This is not a good week for actors and paparazzi. This time it is Sylvester Stallone calling a black papps a "this fucking N$GGER here, this fucker". As he left Cafe Roma in Beverly Hills, CA. Wow, really Sly, you had to go all racial! All the guy was doing was his job. He wasn't asking you questions, he wasn't in your face, he gave you your space. And for that you called him the N word. You are a mother fucking RACIST and I am DONE with your old wrinkled ass! I didn't like Expendables 1 and I have not seen Expendables 2 and now I wont rent it. So fuck you and fuck the horse you rode in on asshole!

Actor Alec Baldwin is an Undercover Homophobe!

Wow! This is really shocking! Actor Alec Baldwin called a paparazzo a "cock sucking fag" the other day when the guy was trying to take a pic of Alec's wife and daughter as they entered town car. Alec chased after the reporter yelling and cursing at him. This is not the first time that Alec has had a run in with a paparazzo. It seems like he loves having confrontations with them, just a couple of days later, Alex was filmed yelling and threatening more papps and trying to have a blond female one arrested for trying to hit his wife in the face with a microphone recently. Now I have viewed both sets of film on the TMZ website and I assure you, Alec definitely calls the one papps a "cock sucking fag". And that tells me that Alec is a HOMOPHOBE! You know anger and booze are truth serums. So when people get mad and start yelling things at you to hurt you, that is how they really feel. 'Cause one doesn't yell compliments at people when they are mad. Personally, I think Alec and his family should move out of the condo he currently lives in and moves into one with an underground garage, where he and his family can get in and out of their cars without being harassed by the Paparazzi! The fact that he doesn't do that tells me the enjoys these little confrontations. Or he should hire 4 security guards to form a human barrier and push back the papps on both sides and Alec and his family exit the building and enter their car. The fact that he hasn't done either of these things tells me that he is mean asshole and he enjoys the drama. If I were that papps, I would yelled, "you say that like it's a bad thing Alec". hahahaha I am a cocksucker and damn proud of it! So when people call me that, I am not offended. hahahaha Straight men always like to try and demean another str8 guy by calling him a cocksucker. What did offend me was that Alec Baldwin, who has been a champion of gay marriage chose that slur to yell at the guy. And that in and of itself is very telling about who Alec is as a person. He is a fake ass bigot! It's just like when a white person gets mad at a black person and the first word out of his mouth is the N word. That tells me you are a bigot and you don't like black people. And nothing good you have ever done can change how I now view you. Because, you don't have to get racial, you can call me a black bitch or a fat bitch or anything like that, but once you go racial, I am done with you. So all of the money and the lending of his celebrity for gay rights has been for naught. Alec did all of that because it is the political correct thing to do, this is Hollywood's cause celeb this year. Alec Baldwin is a HOMOPHOBE! Plain and simple! Just like the actor from Seinfeld who portrayed Kramer is a racist. That year when he was doing stand up and got into that verbal altercation with the black couple and he kept calling the black man the N word. Not once, or twice or even 3 times, it was like 5 or 6 times.  And every time he said it, the crowd booed and hissed at him. So I get you are mad and caught up in the moment, but when the crowd is letting you know by booing you that you are saying something wrong, and you continue! That's your true colors shining through! Racist ass mother fucker! I stopped watching Seinfeld reruns after that.  So just like I was done with that racist actor, I am done with Alec Baldwin also.

BBQ Boneless Rib Sandwich At Burger King...Sad Redheaded Step Child of the McDonald's McRib

Ok I love me some bbq pork! Ribs with bones or Rib tips, or the boneless BBQ pork sandwich knows affectionately as the McDonald's McRib and I'm there with a bib ready to eat! hahahaha Well I was pleasantly surprised when I saw the commercial for the Burger King BBQ rib sandwich and it was JUST $1.00. Great Price point! But I was completely DISAPPOINTED when I tried it. It is the sad and lonely redheaded step child of BBQ pork sandwiches. hahahaha First off, the bun was stale and then to add insult to injury, Burger King does NOT submerge their pork cutlet into the bbq sauce, they simply swipe it once with a dry brush of sauce. So eating the Burger King bbq rib sandwich was like eating some dry ass crackers with a hand full of sand on top of it. EWWWW!!! Thank God I had a 3liter soda at home. I didn't drink the entire bottle but I sure felt like I needed to. hahahaha Ouch! That was definitely a read! hahahahaha Well, today I had a Mcrib sandwich, I was trying to get that God awful memory of the Burger Kind fiasco out of my head and throat. hahahaha (Ouch, that was another read! hahahaha) And I was just AMAZED! First of all, the bread was fresh and soft and pillowy! Next the sauce and there was a LOT of it was delicious and sweet with a slight tang to it. Oh my god, my mouth is watering just thinking about it! hahahahaha Oh and to top it off, the McRib is twice the size of the one you get at Burger King. Double the pleasure and double the fun. hahahahahaThank You McDonald's you do it right! Burger King, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. However in this case you came up with very sad and lonely 99 cents copy! hahahaha

Missing San Diego Family From 2010 Family Found Buried in Desert

Aww, this is just so sad. But the mystery is finally solved, Joseph and Summer McStay (40 and 43 respectively) found buried in the desert outside of Victorville in shallow graves. They Police are being all tight lipped and secretive about it, but they did confirm that the manner of death was homicide. They went on to state that disclosing the cause of death would be detrimental to the investigation. There were also 2 child size skeletons found with the couple and these are believed to be the couple's 2 young sons. That's what pisses me off the most! Whatever the couple did, the children didn't deserve to killed too! So I hope they find out who did this and those punk ass bitches get the death penalty. But first they must server at least 10yrs as big bubba's "girlfriend". hahahaha So just to recap, it was way back in Feb 2010 that Joseph and Summer McStay along with their 2 sons disappeared from their home in San Diego. There was no sign of foul play in the house, and the couples vehicle was found in a parking lot near the Mexican Border. The cops later found some grainy video of a couple using the pedestrian walkway into Mexico with 2 small children. But the video was of such poor quality that you couldn't make out 100 % positive for sure that it was the McStay family. So one theory out now is that Joe came into contact with a Mexican Cartel and they killed him and his entire family for crossing them. Joe had a business where he designed decorative interior fountains. Oh yes, I am so sure that that was the reason that he ran afoul of a drug cartel . (Rolls eyes!) Anyway, the skeletal remains were discovered by accident by a motorcyclist riding in the desert. Rest in Peace McStay family! Just so sad!!!

Shocking Eliminations on Xfactor To Everyone But Me!

Simon and the other judges were very shocked tonite when Sweet Suspense got eliminated at the beginning of the show. They had received the lowest number of votes from the public. But apparently, the public saw the same show that I saw. Sweet Suspense did a piss poor job of the 1980s Hit song Mickey by Toni Basil. I used to love this song and still watch the video sometimes on Youtube. The cute cheerleader costumes with the dramatic Drag Queen makeup! hahahaha Anyway, the girls of Sweet Suspense were pitchy and the verses sounded awful. Only on the chorus was there real cohesiveness in the harmony. I had to listen to the original last night to get their bad version out of my head. hahahaha And Simon had the nerver to tell them their performance was the best one of the night! WTF! Are you serious! I think Simon needs to clean out the wax from his ears. hahahahaha Then Khaya Cohen massacres Borderline by Madonna! Again I had to listen to the original to get the bad version out of my head! hahahahaha The last loser on the show was Rachel Potter. I never liked her, I think she needs to go back to Nashville and start tending bar again. hahahaha Luckily for Khaya she redeemed herself in the sing off with Rachel, so Rachel was sent home. Now before I go, I have to comment on Kelly Rowland. I used to like her, but now I think she is a rude ass bitch! And HELL of GHETTO!!! Last week, Kelly jumped up and got in Simon's face, put her hands on her hips and said, "Say something wrong, I dare you!" I was really taken aback by that and then again tonite, Kelly snapped at Mario when he was trying to get her to make a decision, that we all knew she would make anyway. She voted to keep her mentee and to kick off Khaya. Wow, what a no brainer! I think the judges should be given a 30 second time limit, if they don't answer "Who are you voting to send home question?" within 30 seconds, then it is an automatic vote to send their contestant home and if they don't have a contestant, then they lose the right to vote. Also, if Kelly is acting the same way she acted in the UK for UK Xfactor, I see why she got fired. What a fucking BIATCH!