How Rich is Too Rich?

Just ask JayZ and his wife Beyonce. Recently, in NYC they had a seafood lunch out. No big deal right, wrong. They had a white truffle salad, lobster and a bottle of Dom Perignon Champagne; the bill was $1,200.00 USD. They tipped the waiter $500.00. Making the total lunch bill $1,700.00 USD. WOW! That's more than 2 times my monthly rent!

Kim Khardashian Guest Appearance on Brothers' Tv Show

WOW! What an awesome surprise on last Friday's episode of Brothers. Miss Kim Khardashian! Looking HOT! and Fiesty! Made a special cameo playing herself. But watchout fellas, Kim sure has a deadly right hook! hahahahaha

So You Think You Can Dance...Surprise!

So tonight, So You Think You Can Dance had a special show which introduced America to the top 20 dancers for season 6. Well, Nigel Lithgow, make a nice announcement that he wanted Paula Abdul to be a guest judge on the show whenever she was available. WOW! That's just great! 'Cause I think she is a way better dancer than singer. LOL

North West Airlines Pilots do it again!

Ok, what the HELL is going on with North West Airlines? Last time it was two pilots who were drunk and flying the plane. Now it's 2 who claim to have been having a "heated discussion over airline policy" and that's why they overshot their destination; and ended up 150miles off course. They also failed to communicate with ground control for over 1hr. I think the pilot and copilot were having sex in the cockpit. Why do you think it's called the cockpit?! LOL I know for a fact that married men are the horniest men around and most of them cheat on their wives with men. Just check out the listings on Craig's List. I think both of these guys should be given a polygraph test so that we can find out exactly what they were doing up there! Okay!!

I want to give a big shout out to the Syfy Channel!

Just you know, the Syfy Channel (formerly the SciFi Channel) now has a lot of original programming! After years and years of rerunning a lot of old shows. They've taken the initiative (and some of the millions they've collected in revenue) and gone into producing new content. I just want to say THANKS! And keep up the good work! I love the new shows like Stargate Universe and Sanctuary.

World's Largest Plasma Screen TV!!

Wow! Did you see the release of the world's largest Plasma Screen TV on the news yesterday? Well if you missed it, please sit down when you read the price tag. But first let me ask you, who has a great room large enough to hang an 8.5 foot tv on the wall? But let's say you do have a 30 foot room. Guess how much this TV is going to cost you? Are you ready? $180,000.00usd. And if you want to add the surround sound system suggested, add another $70,000.00 usd. Making the grand total $250,000.00 usd. Now come on people, who can afford that in this economy? In this market, the tv and surround sound will cost more than the house. hahahahahahaha

Warning to Hollis on the Wendy Williams Show!

OK, so on Wed's (10/21/09) Wendy Williams show, the show was opened by a couple from the audience: Hollis and Sal. Nothing new this is standard for the show. However when they chatted with Wendy, the couple revealed that they are engaged to each other. UMP! News FLASH to Hollis, dont do it girl. Sal is GAY!!! My gaydar didn't just ping when I saw Sal, it PANGED!!! hahahahahahaha

People of Walmart website...

Hey, have you heard of this awesome website called the people of walmart? It is HILARIOUS! These are pics of everyday people as they browse and shop at Walmart in their very colorful outfits and for lack of a better word; COSTUMES! Check it out....
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com

Randy and his wife Evi Quaid arrested in Santa Barbara.

According to the TMZ website, last Randy Quaid and his wife Evi were arrested in Santa Barbara County for defrauding an inn keeper, burglary and conspiracy. After they tried to leave a San Ysidro Ranch without paying their $10,000.00 bill. WOW! what the HELL were they eating? hahahahahahaha Well the couple has since paid the outstanding bill, but they are still under indictment for the 3 felonies. So sad, he is just so cute. Oh well, good luck to them.

Jennifer Hudson has a Christmas Show in the works.

I'm so happy to report that our lovely friend in my head, Miss Jennifer Hudson will have her very own Christmas Show set to air sometime in December. She will be going back home to Chicago to some of her old haunts and introducing us to some of her family members. And of course she will be singing. I can hardly wait. I just LOVE LOVE LOVE her. I knew she was a STAR, as soon as I heard her sing Imagine on American Idol. YEAH!!!! I'll be watching and I hope you will too.

Kim K on America's Next Top Model...

Wow! Did you check out Kim Khardashian on America's Next Top Model? She looked FAB U LOUS!!! As usual. You Go Gurl! I think you should become the permanent 4th Judge? What do you think? Let's write an email to Miss Tyra and suggest it. SWEET!!!

HOTTIE ALERT!!!!

OMG! Have you seen pics of Arizona Congressman Jeff Flake? HOT DAMN! He is so FINE!!!! Awesome pecs, nice guns, nice legs and a VERY handsome face. I bet he's getting all of the interns he can handle. hahahahaha I should move back to AZ so that I will have an excuse to go to his office and meet him. I sure would love to take some "dick-tation" from him. LOL

Courtney Khardashian is HUGE!

Ok, yesterday on the Wendy Williams show, she showed a picture of Kim Khardashian her sister Courtney , Ciara and some other chick. Well, Courtney was wearing this very tight white dress and she looks HUGE! Wow, talk about a wide load! hahahahaha What was she thinking? I'm all for a woman having a baby, but you can't continue to wear form fitting outfits when you are 7 or 8 months pregnant. That's why designers make maternity clothes. Hello?

Meagan McCain and Tila Tequila together?

Talk about an ODD pairing, but what is Meagan McCain and that slut Tila Tequila doing hanging out together? It seems that they are friends and TMZ had footage of them together leaving a restaurant down in LA. What's up with that? Are they dating or just bffs? Time will tell.

Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul's back together again?

Well it sure didn't take Paula Abdul long to find her next gig. According to her own words she might be doing a Las Vegas show soon. And she also might be a judge on Simon Cowell's new show. Simon just signed a 100 million dollar deal to bring his show, the Xfactor here to the states. I sure hope it's true. I just LOVE Paula and I sure will miss their witty banter on American Idol. So let's keep our fingers crossed that it's a done deal and not just idle chat. hahahahahaha

OMG I'm in LUST!!!!

Ok ok...I know that's nothing new. But I'm in HEAT!!! Over Middle Weight Champ Arthur Abraham! HOT DAMN!!! HE IS JUST SO FINE!!! hahahahahaha

I Might be a guest on Jerry Springer!

Ok, who is more shocked than anyone but me! About 2 weeks ago, I wrote an email to the Jerry Springer Show. Because they are now well into the new season and I haven't seen one of my favorite security guys, Andrew. He's such a young HOTTIE! So I write in and normally when I do that I get an email back from one of the staffers. Well this time I received an email from a Producer named Renee; with her phone number and a message to call her. But she didn't state why? Well, I call but I keep missing her, but I did finally catch a guy. So he's asking me why I'm calling and I tell him. I think she wants me to be a guest. But I'm not sure why. I dont live a Jerry Springer type life. hahahahahahaha Thank God!
So, stay tuned and I'll let you know what is going on just as soon as I get more details. hahahahaha But I left the suggestion that I could Marry one of the Security Guys. I've seen it done b4. This fat gay guy named Jason, "married" the Security guy and Chicago Police Officer, Jason. He wore a diaper, I'm planning on wearing a beautiful gown and I might just make it, depends on how much time I have. hahahahahahaha Stay tuned!!!!

Balloon boy from CO! BIG HOAX! NO KIDDING!!!

Hello people. Ok, now other than me and the family, who else knew this was a hoax? I mean come on now! They just HAPPENED to have the launch on video? And that was such BAD acting! The dad going "oh no!" DUDE! I hope you and your wife go to jail, and you lose your house and have to pay the 2million RIGHT AWAY!!! You big dumbass DIPSTICK! I just love how the little boy told the CNN reporter, oh "we did this for a show". Out of the mouth of babes. hahahahahahaha Poor kid, he has media whores for parents!

Christian Serriano winner of Project Runway!

I was watching this fashion show on the Wendy Williams show on Tues and low and behold all of the shoes in the fashion show were from the new line of shoes by Christian Serriano winner of Project Runway 2yrs ago. You GO BOY! Too bad it is at Payless shoes. hahahahahaha I just hope the quality is good. You know how some of their shoes dont last longer than 1month....hahahahaha. But kudos for him! He's on his way!

Jon and Kate plus 8! OMG I'm so sick of them!!!

Now I LOVE LOVE LOVE reality shows! But I have NEVER watched this one! I think it would be boring to watch this troll couple and their 8 bratty children. I will say that Kate's taste in men improved considerably when she started sleeping with the gray haired body guard. HOT DAMN! He is HOT!!!! I really dont know what she ever saw in Jon, he's a short fat greasy looking guy! I would suck him off for a million dollars! EWWW!!!! Besides I think he's not packing much down there. hahahahahaha Well he stole 200,000+ out of the family account and only left Kate with 1,000.00 to pay the bills. WHAT A DAWG!!!! I'm sure her grocery bill for a month is probably around 1,000.00. 8 kids and 3 nannys plus her and the body guard. Come on now! Well the good news is that a judge has ordered him to return 180,000.00 by Oct 24 th or he will be held in comtempt of court. You go judge!!! Teach that little boy, how to become a man! If you are man enough to make 8 kids, you need to man enough to support them. The judge needs to order him to get a job! Ooooh SNAP!

TMZ busted Maria Shriver driving and talking on her cell phone 3 times!!!

What the hell is wrong with Maria Shriver aka Mrs Arnold Schwatzenegger aka First Lady of California. She has been caught on 3 seperate occaisions driving and talking on her cell phone. Doesn't she know that is now against the law in Calif? HELLOOOO!!! Your husband signed that into law like 2yrs ago!!! I think she should be fined and ticketed for it! They can certianly afford to pay the fines!!! What do you think? hahahahahahaha

Shauna Sands and Lorenzo Llamas!

OMG! Shauna Sands is Lorenzo Llamas's 4th wife. Now check this out! The reason that they alledgedly broke up is because Shauna was cheating on Lorenzo with his grown son. When Lorenzo recently appeared on the Wendy Williams show. He denied and deflected this story. But I thin the proof is in the pudding. If they were still together, I wouldn't believe this story, but they are not so I'm gonna believe it. What about you? hahahahahaha She is a major slut bucket!!! hahahahahaha

Turns out Affleck and Damon are related!

And NO they didn't run off to MASS or CT and get married. hahahahaha Well at least not that we know of. But it turns out they are both related to some bricklayer who emigrated here to the USA way back in 1630! That's just amazing. Is that being a cousin 200 times removed? hahahahahaha Good for them, I guess. (shrugs)

The Movie HARD!

Hey for all of you people out there who love seeing naked guys in movies. Check out this C movie entitled HARD. It has a scene with these 2 actors who meet in a bar and then go back to the police officer's apt and have sex. Well when the latin cop gets out of bed after having sex, he goes into the bathroom to take off the condom. And his cock is still erect! OMG! Talk about method acting!!! DID they really have sex? Enquiring minds want to know! hahahahahaha

What is up with the guys on TMZ?

Yesterday on TMZ, they had footage on Tim McGraw as he was exiting his car and going into a hotel in NYC. He had appeared on David Letterman yesterday. Well the entire story was centered on how tight his jeans were and if his little man was getting any air or not. Well, first of all, let me tell you that Tim isn't packing much meat so, I'm sure that his little guy was just fine in those tight ass pants. What? How do I know that Tim has a little weenie? Well he and Faith have 3 or 4 daughters. It is a proven fact that guys with smaller penises usually have more female children than male children. LOL And Tim, you can prove me wrong, by just whipping it out and showing it to me erect. I'll gladly be your fluffer, should you need some help getting it hard. hahahahahahaha

Oprah is getting sued!

OMG! I hope you are sitting down! Did you hear about the latest lawsuit that the Big O is now facing? It is HELL OF JUICEY!!! OKAY! So here is the 411. You know Oprah has her own private jet right? Ok, so she fired one of her flight attendants....are you sitting down?....for alledgedly joining the mile high club with the pilot who was flying Oprah's jet, while Oprah was on the plane! OMG times 3!!! hahahahahaha Now according to the suit. This is completely untrue and it is a rumor that was started by another flight attendant who just so happens to be Oprah's BFFs(-Gail) daughter. Now the ex-flight attendant and the pilot have both passed polygraphs. So this is definitely a dirty lie! And to her credit, she is only suing Oprah for like $75,000.00. So, I'm really on her side. But I think she should get punitive damages also. And I think that Gail's daughter should be fired. She's probably just jealous over this flight attendant. And that's why she started this nasty rumor. Dont you just hate haters!!! Alright!

I wish I could date Simon Cowell!

Simon Cowell is one hell of a man! When he and his gf Terri broke up, guess what he did? He gave her 5million cash and another 4.7 million to buy her a home in the LA area. Talk about nice parting gifts. So apparently he's not as mean as everyone thinks he is. hahahahahaha You GO BOY!!! hahahahaha

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Madonna and Guy Ritchie

I've said this before and now I'm going to put it up on the NET for the entire world to see it. I am really impressed with these 4 celebs. They dont just talk that talk about "we are the world". They actually are living it. Both couples have adopted non-white children. Angelina started it when she adopted her son Maddux. I say, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. Because this is God's work. I hear Madonna is going to adopt a little girl from the same village as her son David. And now Elton John and his husband want to adopt a child from Africa also. Because Elton was turned down from adopting a child from Russia. They said at age 62 Elton is too old. But his husband is in his 40s i think. So even if Elton died, his husband should be around long enough to see the child reach his maturity. HELLOOOOO!!! I think something else was going there.

Brad owns a construction company which is helping to rebuild houses in New Orleans. I used to not like Brad. I really thought he was overrated. I still think his acting is very one dimensional. Sorry, but it's my opinion. hahahahaha Anyway, as a human, though, I am such a FAN of how he lives his life. He is not just some stuck up celeb. Once again, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BRAD!

Harry Connick Jr is my NEW HERO!!!

WOW! Once again, I am impressed with Harry Connick Jr. I saw a story on the news where Harry was the celebrity judge at some talent show in Australia. Well one of the "acts" was a group of white guys dressed in black faces and big old nappy ass afros and white gloves. And the lead singer of the group was painted a little lighter and dressed in a Michael Jackson type costume. Well Harry gave them ZERO points for their performance and he later said that he if he had known this was going to be one of the acts, he "...never would have signed up to do the show". I think Harry deserves a NAACP image award for being a good human! Or an Essence Award for doing the right thing. I just wish more celebrities would take a stand like this. If you see something wrong like this, I think it is your duty to speak up and let everyone know it is WRONG! So Thank YOU MR. CONNICK!!! And thank you for all of your great work you did after Katrina. I saw you on an HBO documentary, rescuing an older black man who was trapped in his home.

Project Runway Oct 8 2009

OMG! I cant believe this! How can Heidi allow this to happen? It seems that Project Runway has gone completely RACIST! Every time a minority is in the bottom 2, the minority gets the boot. Epperson is the latest victum. Christopher's dress was a garbage bag and a zip tie! It was completely UNWEARABLE!!! Unless you were going to a costume party and the theme was bad outfits. hahahahaha I'm really disappointed in Heidi.

Survivor Samoa

WOW! Survivor NEVER disappoints! And this season, they have come up with yet again another outstanding cast of characters! Russell is so EVIL! I cannot believe the show would allow him to pour out all of the water from the canteens on the first night! Lack of water can be a health hazard. But it sure did make for interesting TV. hahahahaha I also loved the screaming match between the black chick and the racist white boy Ben. Come on now, "go back to the ghetto and eat a catsup sandwich and drink some more koolaid". Spoken like a true klansman. I'm surprised he didn't tell her to go eat some more watermelon. What an ASSHOLE!!!

Some people believe that we have overcome since we finally have a black president. Well it is NOT true!! Racism is alive and well and still growing here in the USA!!! Just the other day, here in Sacramento, some racists painted a swastika and the words "white power" on a brass horse at a local shopping center. And get this? the police said that they weren't sure if it was racist or not because it wasn't directed at any one particular race.
Are you shitting me? EVERYONE should be offended by that swastika. It is directed at everyone who is not white. The Nazis killed homosexuals, jews, blacks, arabs, etc Anyone who didn't fit into their Aryan Nation. I say in this case FUCK the police they are being completely STUPID!!!

Glee times 2

OH! and the best part of the show! The GUYS! OH MY EVER LOVIN' GAWD!!!! The guys on this show are so HOT! I want the teacher, the 2 football players. The one who cums too quick and the one with mohawk. hahahahaha Did you see him with his shirt off on last week's episode! HOT DAMN! He has an AWESOME body!!!

Glee

I just LOVE this show! Amber, the black chick is absolutely FAB-U-LOUS!! I'd give her 3 snaps in a Z formation for sure!

The white girl has a really good voice also. But I think Amber should get a recording deal for sure! When she sang, that song about breaking the windows out of the car. Oh my gawd! And when she sang the opening to that Kanye West song! That bitch doesn't sing. She SANGS! If she were in a club in Oakland, those queens would have yelled. SING BITCH! SING!!! hahahahaha

I didn't think I was going to like this show. But it has really grown on me. I just wish they would let them sing longer than 1.5mins. hahahahaha

So you think you can dance oct6th

Wow! I just love this show! Dance is one of the oldest forms of expression. Did you see the big lipped stripper on last night's show? What a SKANK! And she has NO talent! I think she is a hooker! hahahaha I loved the putdown that that fat bitch Mia told her, "weak and trashy". And Mia should know! It will be a long time b4 I forgive her for the way she treated Brandon on Season 5. Brandon is a fabulous dancer!

Oh wow! I think SYTYD is going to break up a marriage! Ashley and Ryan. hahahahaha He's fabulous and she's just mediocre. hahahahaha
He's way too cute to be with her!

Ouch! what happened to the chick with the toenail? How did she dance right out of her toenail? That reminds me of the scene from the TV show fame, when Debbie Allen's character and Coco were going up for the part in that show. And some other chick gets the part because she knew the director or the producer and Debbie Allen's character I think her name was Lydia. She tells the choreographer that she is prepared to dance her feet into bloody stumps if the part is still open. hahahahaha I guess this chick kind of did it. hahahahaha But at least she's going to Vegas! hahahahaha

CSI Miami

Hey,
Did anyone see the Monday's episode of CSI Miami? What the hell happened to the actor who portrays Ryan over the summer? He's getting quite the belly. LOL I think he must be eating really well. hahahahahaha

Wendy Williams Show

"How you doin'?" spoken in my best Wendy voice. hahahahahaha I just love her. She is such a hot mess, but in a good way. I love hot topics and "Ask Wendy". I also really love the fashions and wigs. She is such a drag queen....but again in a good way. hahahahahaha

Did you see Lorenzo Llamas and his grown daughter on there yesterday? What the HELL is wrong with him calling Wendy "girl" all of the time? She is NOT a girl, she is a WOMAN!!! It was kind of pissing me off, because I akin it to when someone calls me a "boy". I am NOT a boy! At age 47, I am a MAN! Maybe he didn't mean it as a putdown, but I sure took it that way. He is just so fake! I didn't know that his son stole his wife. WOW! that sure is HELL of scandalous! White people are just so messy!!! LOL I see it all of the time on Jerry Springer. A couple gets together, and the next thing you know, the bf is sleeping with the woman's mother or her sister or her aunt or cousin. Or the gf starts cheating with the guy's brother, cousin, nephew, or father. SCANDALOUS!!! Dont you just LOVE IT! I DO! hahahahahahaha