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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

UCSD Student Held for 4 and a half Days Without Food and Water Gets $4.1 Million From US Government

This is an absolutely BIZARRE story; sounds like some bad B movie plot. April 2012, student Daniel Chong goes over to a friends house to smoke some weed and hangout. When all of a sudden the DEA and San Diego Police break the door down for a drug raid. Daniel, and 8 others are taken are taken into custody. After his interview, a San Diego Police Officer puts Daniel into a windowless room telling him no charges will be filed against him and they will "come back for him in a minute". But that's not true. For the next 4 and half days Daniel is handcuffed and locked in that room alone with no food or water and NO ONE checks on him. Daniel goes through hell while in that room which was only 8 ft by 10 ft. Daniel urinated on a metal bench so that he would have something to drink, he defecated on himself because, he had no bathroom privileges, on day 3 he started hallucinating, he thought the DEA agents were trying to kill by gassing him through the air vents, and his kidneys failed. Finally on day 4 Daniel was able to get one of his shoe laces under the door and he was screaming his lungs out and finally someone heard him and he was rescued. Wow, can you imagine being locked in a tiny room like that for 4 days? I think he should have gotten $40 million!!! The DEA claims they are flabbergasted and do not know how such an incident could have happened. They now have cameras in all of the cells and do mandatory checks daily. Big WHOOP. That sounds like a dollar short and a day late. This young man could have died! Locking him in a windowless room for 4 days with out food or water is pure torture! I don't know if I could drink my own urine, under any circumstance. (cringes) Daniel was suffering from severe dehydration and kidney failure when he was finally found and he had lost 15 lbs. DEA are still investigating the incident and so far no one has been disciplined or fired over the incident. Personally, I think everyone who participated in the raid should be fired and brought up on charges. They knew how many people were detained that day; and someone should have been keeping an eye on the disposition of each of the detainees. I also think that the San Diego Police officer who put him in the room should fired and charged criminally, and the commanding officer of the DEA unit that did the raid should be fired and charged. How will anyone learn from their mistake unless there are consequences for their actions?

Shelby from Ax Men Gets His Own New Show: The Legend of Shelby the Swamp Man

I am so excited about this new show. It's called The Legend of Shelby the Swamp Man starring Shelby Stanga from Ax Men. He is such a nut. If you go logging with him, I hope you have full medical coverage and its all paid up. Because you will probably be injured on his boat! hahahahaha On one of the Ax Men's show Shelby was flying through the swamp way too close to the trees when he hit some branches and knocked the camera crew off the top of his boat. Luckily for them cousin Belinda was underneath them and the cute camera guy landed on top of her fat ass. They only ended up with some bruises and scratches. Another episode, Shelby was flying through the swamp at a high rate of speed when once again he hit some low hanging branches which broke his windshield on his boat causing glass to go flying and his worker got a big gash in his arm. I know that required at least 10 stitches. And on another episode Shelby and his worker were riding on his big quad boat thing and he slams into something sending the worker flying forward and he jams his arm on chain saw causing a giant gash in his arm too. That one was at least 15 or 20 stitches. Shelby is a fool, he wears women's underwear and has the cutest dog, named Willy. I'm sure his show is going to be a big hit, and it will definitely NOT be boring! Good Luck Shelby and Congratulations! His show airs at 10 pm on Tues Aug 6th on the History Network.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Keisha Cole's Husband Arrested for Assault and Battery!

Keisha Cole's husband, Daniel Gibson, turned himself in to New Orleans Police for assault and battery charges stemming from an argument and subsequent fight that happened on July 8 at a night club. Some guy at the club made some rude comments about Keisha and Daniel responded with his fists, breaking dude's jaw. hahahahaha I sure he learned his lesson. Daniel Gibson is professional basketball player who used to play for the Cleveland Cavaliers. Daniel is now out on bond.

Bieber Gets Walked On Over Disrespect To Stanley Cup and Blackhawks

Okay I am no fan of Justin Biebers, but this is just crazy and stupid!!! Bieber was taking a private tour of the Blackhawks's locker room to visit the Stanley Cup and while there he stepped onto the giant logo on the floor to take pictures of the Stanley Cup. Well now every one's panties are in a bunch over that. They are all squawking that it was a sign of disrespect. Bieber also touched the cup a couple of times, on my lord what for, Blackhawks's fan are pissed at that too. Hey people, here's an idea, if you don't want people walking on your logo, DO NOT PUT IT ON THE FLOOR! And if you don't want people touching the Stanley Cup, PUT IT IN A GLASS CASE OR PUT A ROPE AROUND THE TABLE IT SITS ON!!! Good lord!!! GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!! So what do the Blackhawks's fans do? The go to some fan convention where there is a display for Justin Bieber and a big pic of his face on the floor and they start tweeting pics of themselves standing on his face. YAWN! Wow, how petty can you be? GROW UP PEOPLE!!!

New York State Appeals Court Upholds Lower Court Ban on Sugary Drink Ban Law

Yeah, I am so happy about this decision! New York State Appeals Court has upheld the lower courts ruling on that STUPID law on sugary drinks that Mayor Bloomberg came up with. And in its decision it stated that the Mayor "overstepped his authority in trying to impose the ban". Bloomberg claims the ban is needed to stop diabetes and obesity in the state of New York. I say he was trying to create a "mommy state". As a grown man, NO ONE can tell me what to eat or drink. That's part of being an adult that I get to make ALL of those decisions unfettered! Be they good or bad for me. It is MY BODY and therefore MY DECISION. PERIOD!!! Another thing that pissed me off about this sugary drink ban was that there all kinds of exceptions.For example, if the drink was milk based like a milk shake or a Starbuck's Frappucino it was exempt. That is just stupid! If you are going to ban sugary drinks then ban ALL of them! Especially milk shakes, they have an even higher sugar content than a 32 oz soda. Thank God this is Bloomberg's last term as Mayor! He's reached his term limit finally! hahahaha I say good riddance!

Actress and Former Braodway Star Eileen Brennan, Dead at 80

Hollywood has lost another legend. Actress and former Broadway star Eileen Brennan died on Sunday from Bladder Cancer; she was 80yrs old. Eileen started her career on Broadway acting in musicals, she then moved to Hollywood and had an even bigger career. She appeared in some of my favorite comedies, like "Private Benjamin" and "Clue". But I think one of her biggest roles for me was when she had a recurring role on "Will and Grace" as Jack's acting teacher. She was HELL of funny on there! Rest in Peace Eileen.

Traitor Bradley Manning Aquitted of Aiding the Enemy! But Convicted Him on Other Charges!

This is just disgusting! I think Army Col. Denise Lind should be court marshaled herself! But today she acquitted PFC Bradley Manning of Aiding the Enemy but convicted him on espionage, theft and computer fraud charges. Manning is a TRAITOR! And he deserves the DEATH PENALTY! All TRAITORS deserve to die for their crimes. If you kill him for his crimes he will never be able to do it again! Or if he has more classified info hidden somewhere, he will never be able to get to it and give it away also. I don't understand why we stopped putting traitors to death? Manning is the Army private who while in Afghanistan back in 2009 gave away thousands of documents to Wikileaks who then disseminated some of them to the public. Not only were some of the documents about the Afghan war but also about the Viet Nam War. I know our Government is not perfect, no government on this planet is. But it's ours and its all we have and they do a bang up job protecting us against the terrorists. And Manning is not the only TRAITOR who has given away secrets recently, Edward Snowden is another one. Snowden was a civilian contractor who worked in Hawaii for a company that monitored secret wiretaps on terrorists and people who communicated with terrorists. I've said it b4 and I'll say it again, the US Government can monitor my phone calls all it wants, because I am not a terrorist nor am I committing any crimes. And if you are not guilty, who cares! Only guilty people will get mad about getting surveiled. Besides the Government was not watching everyone, it was monitoring calls between suspected terrorists and known terrorists or terrorist organizations. Mannings sentencing hearing begins on Wed and he faces up to 128 yrs in prison. He doesn't deserve to be in prison, he deserves a needle in his arm. However, if he must go to prison, send his punk ass to Leavenworth where he can make little rocks out of big rocks. hahahahaha Personally, I think what these 2 dick head's problems are, they are 2 insignificant losers who wanted to be famous and unfortunately for us, they were privy to classified information. And what better way to become famous than to leak classified info to the media. Talk about attention whores! Now both of them are the center of attention everywhere they go!!!

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner is a Sex Pervert!

This is so disgusting I hate writing about it! If you've been watching the news, San Diego Mayor Bob Filner has been accused of sexual harassment by a total of 7 women. Sounds to me like he has a problem. The first woman, Irene McCormack Jackson,  to accuse him was his communications director. According to Ms Jackson's lawsuit, the Mayor demanded kisses, told her to come to work without panties on, and that he wanted to see her naked. Is that disgusting or what?! And have you seen him, Bob Filner, he is hell of UGLY! His face looks like a giant raisin, all wrinkled with big giant pores and beady little eyes. He couldn't touch me even if he paid me. hahahaha And if he were the last man on earth, I'd turn straight. hahahahaha ( that was a read hahahaha) Anyway, the 7 women have provided detail accounts of the lewd unwanted advances made by the Mayor, along with unwanted touching and his slobbering kisses. EWW I think I just threw up in my mouth! hahahaha The Mayor is a divorcee but I wonder who that woman is that is often seen holding hands with on the news? Is she his ex wife or is she his girlfriend? Either way, she needs help. She's not a bad looking woman, but what the hell is she doing with that old troll? hahaha So not only is the Mayor a pervert, but now he wants the City Council of San Diego to pay his legal bills. Oh HELL NO! Why should the City of San Diego pay his legal bills? That is NOT right. He is being sued because he is a filthy sex pig. Not because of anything he did in his capacity as Mayor. And since 7 members of the city council have asked him to resign, it's not looking good for the Mayor. Oh well so sad, too bad! haahhaha

Arsenio Hall Set to Return to Late Night Talk Show on Sept 9th

Yeah, I am so happy that this is finally happening! Arsenio Hall is returning to the late night talk show arena. The New Arsenio Hall Show will debut on Sept 9th, look out Jay Leno and Jimmy Kimmel, your days are numbered. I remember the old Arsenio Hall show which aired between 1989 and 1994, it was HELL of funny. He always had such good guests and there was always good banter with those guests and BEST of all such good musical performances, like Diana Ross, Luther Van dross, Mariah Carey, Jasmine Guy, etc etc. I'll definitely be watching and so should you! hahahaha

Teresa and Joe Guidice Released on $500,000.00 Bond Each Today

Teresa and Giuseppe "Joe" Giudice were both released on $500,000.00 bond today after initial appearances on federal fraud charges. Things could be even worst for "Joe", if convicted he could be deported back to Italy, because he is not a citizen. Wow, did you know that? I sure didn't. He speaks English without any accent at all. And they've been married for a really long time, I wonder why he hasn't become a citizen?? Aww too bad Joe. He's a cute little brickhouse firecracker. hahahaha Anyway, the couple faces 39 counts of wire fraud, mail fraud, and making false statements on loan applications.

KWC Waterstation Sink Retails for $15,000.00!

Wow, this is an amazing sink. with an astronomical price tag!  The KWC Waterstation sink is a giant round sink about the size of a large bus tire, and only comes in stainless steel. The faucet sits in the center of the sink and there bowl inserts and cutting boards that you can slide around the opening of the sink, some with holes in the bottom for draining liquids. Imagine if you will, a pie that has been sliced into 8 slices and each of those slices is either a bowl or a wooden cutting board. So multiple people can be at this sink doing prep work or defrosting meat. The sink can be set into an island or the lower cabinets of your kitchen like any other sink. But it has to be custom cabinets as this is not a normal installation due to the round dimensions of the sink. It also comes in its own island set up with a 2 burner electric cook top.There is also another free standing model that has storage beneath the sink. This is definitely a HIGH END fixture. So you will not find it in a median priced home. Its a REALLY nice sink, if you can afford it, I say buy it!

Update to Jewelry Heist in Cannes

Okay this is crazy! All of the media outlets are now saying it wasn't $53 million in jewels that was stolen this weekend, but $136 million! Wow! That is quite a HUGE discrepancy! This robbery went from one of the 2 biggest to the BIGGEST! heist in European history!!! And the police say there is no hope of recovering the jewels because they can be removed from their settings and sold individually very easily as loose stones. In a related story 2 of the men who are in the Pink Panther Robbery crew have escaped from a prison in Switzerland. These men were in the crew that robbed that mall in Dubai a couple of years ago. You remember the footage of the cars in the mall during the robbery? No specific information that those 2 guys had anything to do with the heist in Cannes, but it is suspicious that these 2 would escape from prison a few days prior to one of the biggest heists of all time.

Monday, July 29, 2013

Real Housewives of New Jersey Couple Indicted with 39 Counts of Fraud in Federal Court Today!

Oh no, say it aint so! Juicy Joe (Giuseppe) and Teresa Guidice have been indicted on 39 counts of fraud including wire fraud, bankruptcy fraud, mail fraud , and making false statements on loan applications. According to documents filed with the court today by US Attorney Paul J. Fishman, the Guidices have been accused of exagerating their income while applying for loans and then hiding their improving incomes while filing for bankruptcy, hiding income from rental property, and Teresa submitted a false W-2 and pay stubs to a bank for a loan. Also Joe failed to file Income taxes for years 2004 through 2008. Damyum! This couple is just so crooked, they make cons look legit. Joe is not stranger to being in trouble with the law. Last year he was arrested for obtaining a false driver's license using his brothers information, that case is still pending. With the new charges if convicted the couple faces 20 to 30 yrs for each count and fines of $250,000 to $1 million for each conviction. Wow, I hope they don't get sent to one of those country club prisons, they need to learn how to make little rocks out of big rocks. hahahahaha The couple must appear at 10am Tues 30 July in Federal Court in New Jersey. I'll be watching for the outcome. hahahaha

Pope's Remarks Represent a Significant Change in Tone in Regards to Gays

Today while traveling home on the Pope's plane from his first papal trip, Pope Francis made several positive significant remarks in regards to gays and gay priests. "Who am I to judge", the pope was quoted as saying in regards to gay priests. While he did not wipe out all of the negativity in regards to gay priests, because homosexual acts are still a sin. He also asked the reporters aboard his plane, "If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord, who am I to judge?". This is good news all around for gays who in the past have been ridiculed and ousted for being gay in the Catholic Church.  The Pope also said, "And when someone sins and confesses, he said, God not only forgives — he forgets. We don't have the right to not forget," he said.  The pope also said that the church needs women but they could not be ordained as priests, bu that the church "would be sterile" without women. Sounds to me like this pope is an all inclusive pope. While no one is excluded from attending services or having a relationship with God, he didn't go the extra step and endorse gay marriage. Baby steps, I guess is the best way to sum up his views. The pope also stated that there isn't a "gay lobby" in the Vatican trying to sway him and that one of his trusted Monsignors did not have a gay tryst. The pope claims that he investigated and found those allegations to not be true. Hmmm, I bet they are true. I know for a fact there are a LOT of gay priests in the Catholic Church and I also know that a lot of older men engage in homosexual acts because it is easier for them to get a man than a woman. hahahahaha I am currently having a sexual relationship with a priest. It's been going on for 13 yrs now. So I am sure he will be happy to know that the pope is not out to get rid of gay priests. hahahaha

$53 Million In Jewels Stolen From Cannes Hotel!!

Wow, this is really shocking! The 2nd largest heist in France's history, happened this weekend at the Carlton Hotel in Cannes. The hotel was hosting a jewelry exhibition and the jewels were taken from one of the exhibits by an armed gunman wearing a hat and scarf. Cannes is a hot spot for thieves because it is right on the sea which makes for an easy get away. The police are investigating and hope to catch the thief soon. As you know Cannes is filled with surveillance cameras, so the police are checking the feeds for clues as to how the thief got away so quickly. This is the 3rd such heist in Cannes this year, back in May a $2.6 million dollar necklace was stolen from a party and another $1million in jewels from a hotel room.  Wow, sounds to me like those rich people are very careless! If I were wearing a $2.6 million or even $1 million in jewels, I would first of all have extra ARMED security, probably some former Isreali Mosad Agents and I definitely would not be keeping my jewels in my room unless it had a safe in the closet. And if someone tried to rob me, my security would shoot to kill. And I, myself would be armed also. Just in case my security was slow to react. You might snatch my necklace and run, but you wouldn't make it 5 ft in front of me b4 I pulled my 40 cal and busted a cap in your ass! hahahaha

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Killer Bees Go On Rampage in Texas and Killing Spree!

This is just so sad! A woman near Fort Worth Texas was walking her 2 miniature horses one evening when they were attacked by a swarm of Killer Bees. Kristen Beauregard, 44, didn't realize what was happening until her miniature horse starting kicking. She turned to see that it was bees stinging the horse's backside and then they attacked her too. So Kristen and the horse ran for her pool and jumped in. But every time they raised their heads above water, the bees would attack again. Now that's when you know they are killer bees. Normal bees will stop attacking you if you jump into water. But Killer Bees are whackadoos and they are relentless when provoked. Kristen couldn't take the stinging so she jumps out of the pool and runs into the house; her bf calls 911 for help. So the Fire dept sprays the bees with foam and pull the horse from the pool, but it was too late. The poor horse died from the stings. The Killer Bees also killed the other horse , a dog and a chicken. Damn! That's just messed up. Kristen doesn't know what set them off, and she estimates that the swarm was at least 30, 000 strong. There were so many bees in the swarm that they turned the sky dark as night. Kristen was stung at least 200 times but survived. So sad, but I think she should have had the bees checked out when she saw them flying in and out of a shed on her property. Its been a long time since the Killer Bees migrated to the USA and Texas is one of the states they call home.

Friday, July 26, 2013

OMG DannonYogurt Uses INSECTS to Dye It's Yogurt RED!

Okay this is HELL of shocking! and DISGUSTING! Do you like Strawberry yogurt by Dannon? Or do you like the Strawberry Frappacinos at Starbucks? Well if you'd ever had one then you have eaten bugs without your knowledge. Dannon and other food companies use Carmine aka Cochineal bugs to dye the yogurt pink. Apparently this is a very common practice in the food industry. Well I am shocked and PISSED off! I used to love the Strawberry Frappacinos at Starbucks. And apparently when this story first broke, Starbucks claimed that they would stop using the Carmine in the drink. Personally, I don't understand why they cant use strawberry to dye the drink or yogurt pink? I know every time I use strawberries to make a daiquiri, I get a very strong red color and there is NO carmine in it! I think using the Carmine and not telling anyone what it is WRONG! and Misleading! and UNDERHANDED! I think as a consumer, I have a RIGHT to know if I am consuming bugs in your product so that I can make an informed decision as to whether or not I want to eat bugs!!! Because 10 out of 10 times I guarantee you that I DO NOT WANT TO EAT BUGS GODDAMNIT!!! Now I am going to be searching labels for Carmine!

Congratulations: Tina Turner Weds Boyfriend of 27 yrs!

Aww this is really sweet, but I am just very curious to know why now, after all of these years???! Congratulations go out to Tina Turner, 73 yrs, because she wed her long time beau Erwin Bach, 57yrs old on July 21. Tina and Erwin have been dating for 27yrs. Hey Tina, why now? What has changed now that wasn't going on 27yrs ago? ( shrugs) Oh well, Congratulations and I hope you have 27 more years together.

Former Rapper DMX Arrested AGAIN for DUI in South Carolina

Former Rapper DMX was arrested in South Carolina for driving under the influence. No word on why he was pulled over, ie for swerving, failure to maintain his lane or what? He was arrested around 3am but released about an hour later. A rep for DMX claims that he was not arrested just brought in and given a Breathalyzer which he passed and that's why he was released so quickly. Hmmm, I'm kind of believing the rep, if he was really drunk, they would have held him for 4 to 6 hrs like everywhere else. So let's just say he was picked up. hahahaha Oh, and I call him a former rapper because he hasn't had any new music in a really really really really long time. hahahaha Maybe we should just call him, has been rapper DMX. (oooh snap! that was a read. hahahahaha)

Condolences to Basketball Wives Star Tami Roman

Aww, this is really sad. Basketball Wives star Tami Roman's mother has passed away from an undisclosed cause of death, Nadine. If you are a fan of the show, I'm sure you've seen her mom. She was a very feisty and opinionated woman. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Tami and her daughters in their time of need. I am also a member of this club, "dead mother club", so I know just how Tami feels. Your mom is your rock. The one person who will always be on your side no matter what, if you are lucky. I lost my mom back in 2006 but sometimes it still feels like yesterday. It's gonna take a long time for the pain to dull. Rest in peace Nadine.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

10 Former One Time Contestants are Suing American Idol for Racial Discrimination!

Wow! This is just retarded! However, 10 former 1 time contestants are suing American Idol for racial discrimination. The 10 former contestants are Corey Clark, Jaered Andrews and Jacob John Smalley (all from Season 2), Donnie Williams (Season 3), the Brittenum twins, Terrell and Derrell (from Season 5), Thomas Daniels and Akron Watson (both of Season 6), Ju'Not Joyner (Season 8), and Chris Golightly (Season 9). These guys claim that American Idol producers only checked their backgrounds and not the backgrounds of their white counterpoints. Corey Clark previously sued American Idol claiming that he and Paula Abdul had an affair and that she unjustly assisted him during his stint on the show. According to TMZ, the attorney for the group, James H. Freeman claims that during the history of the show, American Idol has only disqualified 10 contestants and they were all Afro-American. Hmmm, here's a thought, don't apply to be on this show if you have a criminal history! Or tell the show about your criminal history when you apply and let them make a decision right there if you are eligible to be on the show. DUH! Who I think should have sued American Idol was Frenchie Davis. She got kicked off the show because she was doing Internet porn. Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk!

Lavish WASTEFUL Spending for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's New Bel Air Mansion

Talk about just completely wasteful and ridiculous. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have purchased 4 gold plated toilets for their new $13.5 million dollar mansion which is being extensively renovated in an exclusive gated Bel Air enclave. Security is so tight for this gated community that they have armed guards constantly patrolling it. I guess Kim and Kanye don't want to take any chances when it comes to baby North. The couple has also spent more than $1million dollars on a home security system. Another lavish expense was 4 beds which was purchased from a company that does business with the Savoy Hotel in London for $220,000.00. Wow, that's $55,000.00 per bed. I hope that comes with a chamber maid. hahahaha You could buy a couple of nice houses for a homeless family for this kind of money! And if they are spending this kind of money on the beds, what are they spending on the kitchen appliances? And at this rate, they will spend more on the inside of the house than was spent purchasing the house itself! I'm no hater, but this is just outrageous spending!!! I bet the Rockefeller's don't have gold plated toilets for $250,000.00 each!

Congratulations to Kim Fields: Pregnant With 2nd Son

Awww, this is really nice. Actress Kim Fields, 44 yrs old is pregnant with her 2nd son. Yeah. Kim is married to Christopher Morgan. (no word on what he does.) The couple already has a son, Sebastian , 6yrs old. Kim and her husband wanted more kids and actually had 2 previous pregnancies, but unfortunately they ended in miscarriages. So lets cross our fingers and say a little prayer that this pregnancy results in a baby. The couple already has a name picked out too, Quincy Xavier. Awwwww. Well, Good Luck Kim.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Anthony Weiner : Sexting Scandal Times 2!

Oh NO! Say it aint so! Anthony Weiner has been sexting again! What a stupid ass moron! If you don't learn from your mistakes, you are bound to repeat them. Well Anthony Weiner was sexting with a 22yr old last summer, that's right folks; the summer of 2012. Which 2yrs after he was forced to quit congress from the original sexting scandal. This time it was a 22yr chick. She claims that Anthony wanted her to meet him in Chicago at a condo for hot sex but she declined. (rolls eyes, yeah I'm sure it never happened. hahahaha) She also claims that while Anthony told her his name was Carlos Danger, she knew in fact he was Anthony Weiner. Wow, really Anthony, a 22 yr old! You know she is OUT of your league. hahahahaha But she must have liked him because she exchanged naked pics with him and didn't run away after seeing him naked. I sure would have. hahahaha He is waaaayyyyy too damn skinny. And his face is NOT cute at all. I think he has a big cock though. I remember the original pics of him from the Congressional Gym when he was grabbing his junk through the towel. So Anthony and his stupid ass wife, held a press conference and he admitted to sexting with this chick and still others that have not come forward yet. He says that he still wants to be mayor on NYC and that he is the right man for the job. UMP! Wrong! You cant even keep your dick in your pants, how the hell are you going to lead the City of NY through a crisis or just keep the city running smoothly?!! And your wife is a complete idiot! Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. I think this bitch really believes that honor and obey crap from he wedding vows. This guy is a cheater! Why would stick with him? Get some backbone and some self respect! You stupid ass bitch!

Kanye West Attacks Photographer at LAX on July 19

WOW! When will the papps and photographers learn that you cant get too close to Kanye at the Airport. Well apparently another one might have learned this lesson on July 19th. Kanye was arriving at LAX and walking through the Tom Bradley concourse on his way to his vehicle, when the papps were taking pictures and asking him questions. Well one of the photographers was being aggressive and Kanye didn't like it. According to Hollywood.com this guy was not a regular paparazzo but a filmmaker named Daniel Ramos. This guy Ramos is a member of SAG and usually makes documentaries. Big whoop! He was acting like a paparazzo and hanging out at the airport trying to get pic of celebs. Anyway, Kanye told him that "I already told you that you couldn't ask me any questions, right?" And he also said something like, "if I put my hands on you then I'll have to pay you like $250,000.00 too". Then Kanye jumps on the guy and starts trying to wrestle the guys camera away from him, but Ramos wouldn't let it go and then they fall to the ground. Eventually Kanye lets him go and then LAPD are called and the paramedics. Ramos is taking to a local hospital for undisclosed injuries. (rolls eyes) What injuries, Kanye didn't land any significant blows and he didn't kick Ramos, so how the hell was he injured? I just think Ramos is padding his future claim. hahahaha So now Kanye is facing some charges, battery and grand theft again, I believe. One news outlet is reporting that Kanye is facing 3 to 5 yrs in prison for this incident. But I doubt it. In the 2008 Airport incident, the charges were eventually dropped and Kanye just had to go to anger management classes and he settled with the guy for a reported $250,000.00. Kanye is kookoo crazy and after the 2008 incident I thought he had showed you fools that he is not the one to be played with. And $250,000.00 is NOTHING to Kanye! He can afford to pay a thousand of you that for an ass whipping! You papps need to stay at least 20 ft away from him and when he tells you to not talk to him, just leave his whackadoo ass alone! Okay!?! Alright! hahahaha

Rev. Al Sharpton Looks Like a Bobble Head!

Wow, have you seen Rev. Al Sharpton lately? He has lost a LOT of weight, reports say it is 120lbs! But unfortunately for him, you cannot shrink a skull, so he still has his big giant head on this tennie tiny body! And he now looks like Pez dispenser or a bobble head doll. hahahaha and now he is dating some 35 yr old chick. What? You thought he was married. Well you would be correct. Rev. Al is still married but he also has a girlfriend. hahahahaha Player Player! hahahahaha

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge Have Named Their 2 Day Old Son

Prince William and Princess Kate announce the name of their son, Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge. This is really quick, sometimes it takes weeks or months to name the baby. Personally, I am glad they have named the baby. Now we can talk about something else. hahahaha But also, you have at least 8 months or more to come up with a name for the baby. It's not like you find out you are pregnant and then 5 mins later you have the baby. So thank you William and Kate! And congratulations again on the birth of your son. He is a really cute baby, too.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Actor Dennis Farina Dead at 69

Awww, this is really sad. Actor and former real life Chicago Police Detective Dennis Farina passed away today from an apparent blood clot, he was only 69yrs old. According to the Yahoo News article he was beside his girlfriend, Marianne Cahill in Scottsdale Arizona. Dennis appeared in many movies both as a mobster and as a police officer but I think he is best known for his role as Joe Fontana on Law and Order and also as the host of Unsolved Mysteries. Dennis is survived by his girlfriend, 3 adult children from a previous marriage and 6 grandchildren. Rest in Peace Dennis.

It's a Boy! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge Now Have a Son!

Well the weight is finally over. Today the Duchess of Cambridge gave birth and healthy baby boy at 4:24 pm London time. He weighed in at 8lbs and 6oz; wow, that's very healthy weight. No word on what his name is, the palace released a statement saying "in due course" that will be revealed. I say call him William Jr. and be done with it. hahahahaha Well congratulations to the happy couple. And welcome to the world little Prince of Cambridge.

Dubai Arrests and Convicts Norwegian Woman For Reporting Rape

This is ABSOLUTELY disgusting! A Norwegian woman, Marte Dalelv, was raped by a coworker in a hotel in Dubai. After the rape occurred, Marte goes downstairs to the Lobby to ask for Police to be called and report the rape. First of all, the hotel staff ask her if she is sure she wants the police to be called? And Marte tells them , "of course, that is what we do where I am from". DUH! Well things go way down hill from there. Instead of taking a police report, Marte is arrested and held for 4 days without being able to contact anyone for having sex outside of marriage. It was sex, you nimrods, IT WAS RAPE! RAPE IS NOT SEX!!! She is subsequently convicted of having sex outside of marriage and sentenced to 16 months in prison. While out on bail, Marte goes public with her conviction and the fact that the police refuse to act on her rape allegation. Her rapist, a Sudanese co-worker is also convicted of sex outside of marriage and for being drunk in public. After going public and with the help of the Norwegian Government, Dubai does a 180 and drops the conviction and returns Marte's passport to her and tells her she can leave the country if she so desires. If I were her, I would have run to the airport and caught the first flight the hell out of there. Not this chick, she wants to hang out and thank all of the people who helped her. Hey, you can thank them on the phone! Get out while the getting is good!!! Wow, can you believe that in 2013, a person can be arrested and convicted for reporting  a crime done to them?? Just SHOCKING!!!

Queen Latifah's New Talk Show!

Hmmm...wait, didn't Queen Latifah, real name Dana Owens, already have a talk show? Yes, she did, it was like 14 years ago I think. Yeap, I just checked Wikipedia and her talk show was 1999 to 2001. And as I recall, it very BORING! That's why it only lasted 2yrs. So unless she has a new format from the old one, I think this one is going to be a big BORE also. If we don't learn from our mistakes we are doomed to repeat them. Having celebrities on your show and asking them the same old boring questions, how was it to make this movie, how did you like working with so and so, blah blah blah blah. That's the reason why I like Wendy Williams, she is usually more edgy and asks questions that others don't ask. And many times I find her rude to her guests, but that's what keeps it interesting. Although, she held back when she had Leann Rhimes on recently. Wendy doesn't like  women poachers and that's how Leann found her current husband, Eddie Cibrian. Leann and Eddie were both married to other people when they met on the set of a Lifetime movie they were starring in. They fell in love and soon divorced their spouses and then they got married to each other.Oh well getting back to the Queen. I will check out her show, but only if it doesn't conflict with any of my other shows. hahahaha Good luck Queen!

Discovery's Naked and Afraid Should Be Called Flabby and Whinning!

Okay the premise of this show sounds interesting on the one hand. 2 people, who are strangers are dropped into a location and stripped of everything including the clothes on their back. They only given a burlap bag and 1 survival item each of their choosing along with a crude map. They will be out in the location for 21 days. Where they must find water and food and shelter. The male was EJ an Army Special Forces Instructor and Kellie, the female, a survivalist from Alaska. Both were flabby and needed to keep their clothes on! The show blurs the frontal nudity but often showed their backsides. And let me tell you, it was not a pretty picture from the back. hahahaha This couple was dropped in the Serengeti in Tanzania. EJ picked a big knife as his survival item and Kellie picked a little cast iron pot. The entire show, all they did was complain, complain and complain and hypothesize about what could happen. "Oh wow, I hear Hyenas, if they find us at night and attack us, we'd be toast". "Wow, here is a muddy water hole, but animals could be pissing and defecating in it, so it's probably not safe to drink it." DUH!!! And since they weren't wearing shoes or sandals, EJ stepped on a thorn and ended up with a really bad infection. It was so bad, he was hobbling around on one foot and could barely move. As a matter of fact, it got so bad the producers stepped in and took him to their camp so that his foot could be treated. He eventually returned to his own camp. At the end of the 21 days, EJ lost 38 lbs and Ellie lost 28. They were so lucky, not only were there Hyenas in the area but Cheetahs, Lions and Hippos too. So dangerous! And one night Ellie stayed out too late "hunting" and almost got eaten by a Hyena. This show is retarded! And dangerous! I watched a 2nd episode, this one was Jonathan and Allison
stranded on a Maldivian Island for 21 days. Poor Jonathan got sunburned very badly on the first day and wanted to quit. And for the next 2 days just layed around bitching and moaning about how much pain he was in and how much he wanted to quit. Yawn! So poor Allison had to go out and get water and food for them both. and yo think Jonathan would have been appreciative, but NO! He was snippy and bitchy like a frustrated woman! After a few days of laying around Jonathan finally got up and dug a well for them. But the water wasn't good and Jonathan got diarrhea from it. I think they should have been smart enough to bring a pot too. Jonathan's survival item was a hatchet and Allison's was a lighter. He's supposed to be a Marine, but if he's really a Marine, we are deep trouble folks. hahahahaha We better learn Korean or Chinese if he is the typical Marine protecting the USA. hahahaha Allison knew more about survival than he did. And she was smart enough not to drink the water from his well.  The only good thing about Jonathan is that his body was slamming! Washboard abs, big pecs, big arms and booty full of jam. hahahaha I wont be watching a 3rd episode unless there's another hottie with a fat booty! hahahaha

Friday, July 19, 2013

Project Runway Season 12 Is Already a Big DISAPPOINTMENT!!!

Okay after what happened in Season 11 of Project Runway, I wasn't planning on watching season 12. However, I was flipping through the channels and just happened up on the premiere episode of season 12. And what caught my eye was this pretty blond guy and this other swirly hottie with Latin features; Jeremy and Sandro respectively. As it would turn out, Jeremy is gay, but he's married to man with 2 small kids. And the olive skinned swirly looking guy is not Latin but Russian. WOW! Sandro is such a HOTTIE!!!  I love his accent and his gorgeous face! However, after seeing his first design and some video of him in his confessional and a future clip where he attacks the camera man. I cant date him, he's a whackadoo! He clearly has some issues with his attitude and temper! Poor thing! Oh well, maybe I could just fuck him once or twice and be done with him. hahahaha Oh! And what pissed me off about this episode was, this was the unconventional challenge. So the designers were given parachutes and they were instructed to make a signature look with the parachute. However they were also given other fabric which was black or white and they told by Tim Gunn that the majority of the look had to be made with the parachute. And the supplementary fabric was to be used minimally. One of the designers did just the opposite, Miranda. Her look consisted of like 90 % supplemental fabric in black and the remaining 10 % was the parachute fabric. Tim gave her an F, epic fail! So, Heidi, got mad and told her she was in the top 3 but now that she didn't follow the instruction on the challenge she was now in the bottom 4 and was in danger of going home. That was the right thing to do, but to be completely fair to the other designers who followed the instructions for the challenge, Miranda should have been sent home. Every one else was able to use the parachute material and make a look, why couldn't she? Because she didn't want to. She cheated and she should have been sent home. PERIOD!

WOW! Have You Seen the New and Improved Christina Aguilera?

Have you seen any of the new promotional pictures for The Voice? Well check them out because you can see the new and improved Christina Aguilera in them. And she looks AMAZING! She is very svelte, I think she's down to a size 4 now from her 10/12 previously. She still has some curves but they are not so big. And she is wearing her actual hair now too, which is cut into a shoulder length bob. I don't know how Christina lost the weight but I'm guess she's lost a good 40lbs or so. Oh, and thank you Christina for covering up the headlights! We know you have some nice big juicy tah tahs (and they are luscious!) but you don't have to squish them up and shove them into our faces all of the time. Less is more! Let your talent speak for you. Because you my dear have one of the greatest voices of all time!!! You could sing the phone book and I'd listen to it. hahahaha Hey gurl just keep doing what you are doing now. Because it is definitely working for you. Yeah!!!

Eva Longoria No Longer Looking for Love: New Boyfriend is Looking for Bankruptcy!

Well people it seems that rumors are true. Eva Longoria is now dating one of the men from her defunct reality show Looking for Love, Ernesto Arguelo. Eva produced the Looking for Love show which was about eligible bachelors looking for serious relationships. Yawn! The show was such a bomb, that it was cancelled after airing just 2 shows. Now you know it had to suck if ONLY lasted 2 episodes. hahahahaha What a waste on the thousands spent on pre-production! Anyway, apparently Eva liked one of the bachelors from the show, Ernesto. Eva claims that the press linked them and it wasn't true. But with all the hoopla going on, she took a second look at Ernesto and said, wow, he really is my type and then they started dating. Well according to Wendy Williams, Ernesto is not the rich entrepreneur that he claimed to be on the show. And in fact Ernesto is $4 million dollars in debt and looking to file bankruptcy. Wow! That's a LOT of cheddar!!! I guess Eva will have to front the cheddar for all of their dates. hahahaha Hey, Eva, here's a tip, keep your finances separate! And DO NOT loan him any money!!!

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Emma Roberts Not So Nice: Arrested in Montreal For Domestic Violence!

Wow, some people always put on a good show for the media, pretending to be sweet as honey when in reality they have a dark side. Emma Roberts is one of them. The 22 was arrested for domestic violence in Montreal Canada on July 7th. The victim is her boyfriend Evan Peters. Apparently they were staying in a hotel and one of the neighbors complained about a fight going on in Roberts' room. So the RCMP came out and found that Evan had a bite mark and a bloody nose. So with those visible injuries Roberts was taken into custody. She bonded out the next day. Evans refused to press charges so that authorities dropped the charges. Evan and Emma are in Montreal shooting their tv show, American Horror Story. The couple is back together and have released a statement claiming it was all "it was just an unfortunate incident and misunderstanding". Wow, really? Is that what they are calling it now? Well, Emma, you might have gotten the best of him this time, but watch out Missy, next time you could end up looking like Rhianna after her "misunderstanding" with Chris Brown. Domestic Violence is NOTHING to sweep under the rug and down play. It is a very serious situation and often times the women end up in the hospital or dead. You have to leave him! Love is not supposed to hurt!

Animal Planet's Treehouse Masters Rocks!

Wow! Who knew that Animal Planet had such an amazing reality show that was NOT about animals! hahaha I was watching Animal Planet last night this show about the Great Barrier Reef in Australia when I saw a trailer for a show called Treehouse Masters. So I quickly went to my On Demand to see if I could watch past episodes. Luckily for me there were quite a few past episodes. WOW!!! This show is a LOT of fun! The owner of the company is this guy named Peter. Peter is not normal! First of all, he is a genius when it comes to building treehouses! Second, he is a lot of fun to be around. He is so silly, even when he trips over construction debris, he does it in a silly/hilarious way. The first episode that I watched was the Treehouse Brewing Company episode. They built a beer micro brewer in a treehouse! And the treehouse was painted red like barn and they installed a very nice stained glass window. This was a pretty decent sized tree house too. It has a full sized bar, a half bath, and a deck. And while it wasn't cheap, it wasn't break the bank expensive either. It was around $75, 000.00. The next episode that I watched was the Thai Spirit house treehouse they built in upstate New York. For this chick who claims to be a writer. I really liked this one too because they put a loft in it with a queen sized bed and a big desk under the main window with an amazing view of her farm. So if you love hgtv type building shows and tree houses, this show is definitely for you. I love it and will be watching the rest of the season! hahaha

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Mexico Finally Making Strides in Drug War! Capture Brutal Leader of Zetas Drug Cartel!

Well, finally the Mexican government is making positive strides in the Drug War! The Mexican Marines have captured the notoriously brutal leader of the Zetas Cartel, Miguel Angel Trevino Morales. Morales is credited with ordering the killings of some 223 residents and migrants in the Mexican town of San Fernando in 2010. Morales was captured in early Monday morning just outside of Nuevo Laredo with $2 million dollars in cash. WOW! That's a LOT of cheddar! hahahaha Morales hasn't even been the top dog in the Zetas Cartel for very long, but he was definitely one of the brutalest leaders they have every had. Morales took over as leader just last year when the reigning leader Heriberto Lazcano Lazcano was killed in a big shoot out with authorities. Morales has been flown to Mexico City and held in a secured location there, he will be tried in a closed system which typically takes years to complete, especially in high profile cases like Morales's. I just hope that he gets tortured by the other prisoners. He does not deserve to be happy and healthy. All of those poor people who were trying to immigrate to the USA for a better life and were killed by the Zetas for what ever reason. I wish they could hang him and bring him back 223 times!!! He is such a low life dog!

Monday, July 15, 2013

Warning!!! Danger Will Robinson!!! Danger!!! FaceBook is Installing Software On My Computer Without My Permission!!!

This is a big crock of doo doo!!! Twice this week, Facebook has tried to install software onto my computer without my permission! I usually have a bunch of windows open on my computer and I always leave them open 24/7. That way when I want to check one of my favorite sites, I don't have to go through all of the keystrokes to get to it. Well twice this week, Facebook has loaded software onto my computer without my permission. One time I found the software in my temporary file and I deleted it and the 2nd time my computer refused to allow it to complete the download. And I had the download bar at the bottom of my chrome window with an error message that stated "refused permission to complete download". There was another incident a few weeks ago, where facebook downloaded some software onto my computer and when I complained this guy was trying to get me to give him my email address to tell me how to delete it. I did not give it to him. The whole thing was just too shady! So I no longer leave facebook open. When I am done with my farmville game. I close the window. Better safe than sorry.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

The Rumor Was True! Halle Berry Weds Olivier Martinez in France On Saturday!

Awww, this is such good news. I am very happy to report that the rumor was true about Halle Berry, 46 and her 47 yr old fiance, the very sexy Olivier Martinez and they were wed today at the Chateau des Conde in France. This was confirmed by US Weekly and E! Online. So I just want to wish Halle and Olivier much happiness and love as they start their new lives together. They always look so happy together. Maybe Halle will break her 3 yr average. hahahaha

Zimmerman Found NOT Guilty in Martin Slaying!

I don't understand why everyone is so surprised at this verdict? When has a white man ever paid the proper punishment for killing a black man? NEVER! And in the DIRTY SOUTH? It will NEVER happen!!! A white man in the dirty south can kill a black for any reason and know for sure he will get away Scott free and not be punished! It has been that way since the first ships brought over the very first boat load of slaves and it will continue for all eternity. That's just how they are down there. 'Cause we know that if the situation had been reversed and a black man had shot and killed a 17 yr old white kid, he never would have even made it to the jail the first night. The cops probably would have strung him up from the nearest tree. Its just not right! Look at what happened with Paula Deen, all of those companies turned on her when everyone found out she was a racist. And you start to think, wow, this is 2013 and we have come so far. But NO! We really  haven't come that far. George Zimmerman gunned down a 17 yr old black kid who returning home from making a snack run for a younger sibling. George phoned 911 and was told NOT to follow the suspicious person (Trayvon Martin) and to let the police handle it. But NO, George was armed and feeling his oats. Not only did he follow Trayvon but he confronted him and then shot him dead in the streets. And then concocted some wild ass story that the boy was the aggressor and attacked him. Why would Trayvon attack a crazy man with a gun in his hands? This jury is just another sad representation of just how messed up the justice system is in America.

Actor Cory Monteith of "Glee" Found Dead in Hotel in Vancouver

Awww, this is just really sad. Actor Cory Monteith who portrayed football player Finn Hudson on Glee was found dead in his hotel room at the Fairmont Pacific Rim Hotel in Vancouver, he was just 31yrs old. Cory was scheduled to check out of the hotel at Noon and when he failed to do so, the hotel staff entered his room and found his body. There is no foul play suspected. Cory has a long history of substance abuse and just got of rehab in May of this year. This was his second time undergoing rehab, the first time was when he was 19yrs old. I guess it didn't take. It's just sad to see someone so young and talented lose life's most precious gift. Rest in peace young man. Maybe now you will find the peace you sought in the drugs.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Saana Latham Slams Affair Rumors With Denzel Washington

This is really retarded! It's been 10yrs and this rumor still will not die! Waaaayyyy back in 2003 Saana Latham anad Denzel Washington made a movie together called "Out of Time". And in that movie they had a love scene. Ever since then people have been claiming that the 2 actors were having an affair and that Saana was pregnant with his baby and blah blah blah. If she is pregnant, this will be one for the record books as the longest pregnancy in history! What a crock of doo doo! Give it a rest people! Anyway, Saana is finally speaking out and saying it didn't happen. And by all accounts Denzel is still happily married to his wife Paulette; 22yrs and still going strong. Thank you Saana for clearing that up! hahahaha

Slugburger Festival This Weekend!

What is a slugburger, you ask? And does it contain those nasty slimy garden pests? The name is off putting at best but TOTALLY misconstruing what the product really is. The slugburger was invented back during the Depression Era when meat was still considered a luxury item. So what cooks started doing, was adding flour or cornmeal to hamburger or ground pork along with spices , then forming pattys and deep frying it. It is served on a soft bun with mustard , dill pickles and onions. The outside of the patty is golden brown when done and the inside is soft and juicy. Sounds very delicious! I'll take a double. hahahahaha And it got its name from the cost of it during the Great Depression. It only cost a nickel and back then a nickel was known locally as a slug. This was in the deep south. hahahaha Its a burger that costs a nickel and put it together, slugburger. hahahahaha Thank GOD, there's NO insects in it! hahahaha So if you want to try them at home, the recipe is very simple the ratio of flour to meat is 1/2 cup of flour for every 1lb of meat ( ground pork or ground beef) and your favorite spices ( like salt and pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, a little cayenne maybe some cumin). I think I will make some this weekend since I cant get out to the festival in Corinth Mississippi. hahahaha Joey Chestnuts is headed to the Festival this year. He is gonna to try to break the current record of 30slugburgers in the slugburger eating contest. Joey is the current reigning champion in the annual Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest, held on Conney Island every year. Good luck Joey! I think you can do it. hahahahaha

Friday, July 12, 2013

China Now Has the Largest Building in the World: 19 Million Sqr Feet!

Wow! Move over Dubai, China now has the largest building in the world! At 19 million sqr feet of floor space. It is located in the southwestern City of Shengdu. The name of the complex is New Century Global Center and it opened last month. Once it is completed, it will hold 4 5 star hotels, an ice rink, a 14 screen movie theater, retail space, office space and a 400 meter faux beach which can hold 6000 visitors at once who can sunbathe and sip tropical drinks while snacking on sea food dishes. WOW! Why would anyone ever want to leave this building? It sounds like it will be completely self contained. hahahaha

Rumor Has It that Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez Will Marry This Weekend!

Awww, I guess Halle didn't want to be the mother to another bastard child. So the rumor is, Halle, 46 and 47 yr old fiance Olivier Martinez have left the county and flown to France to get married this weekend. No details on the exact location or date, but that's how rumors work. hahahaha No word on who made her dress either. I think she will probably go with Vera Wang. No one can make a wedding dress like Vera Wang! I just love her gowns! If I get married, I'm wearing a tux for the ceremony and a Vera Wang gown for the reception! hahahaha Good luck Halle and Olivier, I give the marriage just 3 yrs because that's Halle average. This will be the 3rd marriage for Halle and the first for Olivier. Halle was previously married to MLB player Dave Justice for 3yrs then she was married to singer Eric Benet again for just 3 yrs. Eric cheated on Halle with a ton of women! Ala Tiger Woods like cheating! I wonder if Halle is like Pamela Anderson in the sack? I've seen Pamela Anderson's sex tape with her former husband Tommy Lee and every time they fucked, she would just lay there. Yawn! So I think she is one of those beautiful women that think they are too pretty to work at having sex. hahahahaha BIG YAWN! hahahahaha

Arkansas Lottery Security Official Pleads Guilty to Stealing Nearly Half a Million Dollars In Lottery Tickets

This is just disgusting! I play the lottery and it really pisses me off that a Lottery Official would steal lottery scratch off tickets. Especially knowing that he made almost $77,000.00 in salary last year! For Arkansas this is a really good salary! Hell for California, that's a really good salary! hahahaha Remmele Mazyck, 34 had been working for the Arkansas Lottery ever since it was started in 2009 in Arkansas. He worked as a security official and part of his duties were to sign out lottery tickets that would be given away at promotional giveaways. And he was caught trying to cash in some tickets that were from a store that was no longer in business and the savvy clerk got suspicious and questioned him. In Arkansas, winning tickets that have a value that is less than $500.00 may be cashed in at any lottery retailer, but winning scratch off tickets with a cash value of $500 or more must be cashed in at a Lottery Office. Mazyck plead guilty to money laundering and wire fraud charges today in Federal Court. He will be sentenced at a later date. I hope they throw the book at him! He needs to go to real prison too. No country club prison for him!

Thursday, July 11, 2013

British Milk Company Orders Man's Fur Coat Made Out of Chest Hair for Ad Campaign

Okay I don't get this either, and it TOTALLY disgusting! However it is very innovative. But a British Milk Company has commissioned a mans fur coat made out of 1 million strands of chest hair to use in their new ad campaign for new chocolate milk. This new chocolate milk is being marketed for men 25 to 40 and it's called Wing-Co. I wonder if it has testosterone or Viagra in it? Why men in that age range, why not everyone? Why not little kids of both sexes aged 4 to 10 or something. Anyway, one of the pics for the ad campaign depicts a young shirt less man in jeans and the horrific fur coat and the band on his underwear is showing and it has Wing-Co woven into the band. Another ad pic depicts a naked female grasping the 2 halves of the coat front and pulling it apart similar to how Superman pulls his white shirt apart to reveal the S on his Superman suit. Except this female doesn't have an S on her chest, she has some nice 38 double Ds. hahahaha The fur coat costs $3,900 dollars and as I stated earlier, it is woven from 1 million strands of human chest hair. EWWWW! I wouldn't pay 39 cents for it. The color alone is so off putting, it looks gray brown ca ca! from someone's toilet. hahahahahaha

Kentucky Man Finds 2.95 karat Diamond at Arkansas State Park on July 4th

Park visitor Terry Skaggs finds 2.95 carat champagne colored diamond at the Crater of Diamonds State Park. The Crater of Diamonds is a 911-acre state park in Murfreesboro, Arkansas that contains a 37.5 acre plowed field in which visitors can literally dig for diamonds. It's the world's only diamond-bearing site that's accessible to the public. Terry had been at the park for about 2.5 hrs when he saw something glinting in the sunlight and he walks over bam! there it is, 2.95 carats stone. It is the largest one found at the site this year.  Terry named his diamond the Patriot Diamond.  But the all time largest stone found at the park and in North America was found back in 1924 40.23 carats the Uncle Sam Diamond. Wow! Now that's a GINORMOUS rock! No word whether or not Terry is gonna keep his diamond or sell it. Good Luck Terry. Lucky bastard. hahahahaha

Actress Cote De Pablo Departs NCIS

Actress Cote De Pablo who portrays NCIS Agent Ziva David will be departing the hit TV show on this coming season. Her contract was up this at the end of the last season and she has decided not to renew it. Its been 8 great years I am sorry to see her go. I hope her and Tony do the nasty b4 she departs. hahahahaha They have been hinting at it for so long now! Cote will only be on the show long enough to give her character a graceful exit. Hmmm...I wonder if they are going to kill her off too? Like they did Kate Todd (Sasha Alexander) when her contract ended! Shot her in the head on a roof top! That was so cold!!! Well good luck to you Cote, I'm sure we will see you elsewhere, another series or a movie.

Slavery Alive and Well In the USA! Real Saudi Princess Charged with Human Trafficing in California!

This is just shocking! Rich people are always trying to get away with shit. Cheating on their taxes and asking for discounts when they can well afford to pay full price. Well this story is a prime example! Princess Meshael Alayban one of the wives of Saudi Prince Abdulrahman bin Nasser bin Abdulaziz al Saud, has been charged with human trafficking in relation to a Sudanese maid she hired in Africa for $1,600.00 per month and at 8 hrs 5 days a week. The maid, whose name was not released, was picked up on a city street holding her suitcase after flagging a motorist down who helped her call the police. The maid claims that she was working 16 hrs a day, 7 days a week and was only paid $220/month. And she was required to cook and clean in 4 different condos in the same complex. WOW! That certainly sounds like slavery to me. Tons of work for very little pay! Princess Meshael is out on bail for a mere $5 million dollars, but prosecutes requested $20 million, but the judge reduced it to the $5 million. Personally, I think it should have been $100 million cash. That Princess might leave the country and $5 million is nothing to the Sauds! They OWN the entire country of Saudi Arabia and all of the oil in it too. So $100 million is nothing to them but they might think twice about losing that. $5 million is chump change when you have BILLIONS! I say lock that rich bitch up and make her clean toilets with a tooth brush, a soda pop bottle cap  and a can of comet. hahahahaha That will teach her to mistreat people.

Things Take Turn for the Worst Randy Travis Suffers Stroke and Undergoes Brain Surgery!

Things take a turn for the worst and Randy Travis suffers a stroke and has brain surgery to relieve the pressure on his brain. Wow, if it's not one thing it's another for this guy. He is really having a string of bad luck. His family and friends are with him at the hospital and are requesting prayers for poor Randy. Our hearts and prayers do go out to them. I hope you get better soon Randy.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Singer Mariah Carey Injured While Shooting Music Video!

Last week Singer Mariah Carey was injured while shooting a music video being directed by her hubby Nick Cannon. Yeah, Mariah, give your hubby a job so that he earn more cash for himself. hahahaha Anyway, apparently Mariah was standing on a pedestal in an evening gown and high heels ( full Diva attire!) and reached too far and fell on her side. According to Nick, she cracked a rib and chipped her shoulder bone. WOW! That had to hurt like hell! But don't cry for her Mariah, she is such a trooper that she returned to the set early the next morning all bandaged up and completed her scenes. Aww, now that's a true professional! I bet Nicki Minaj wouldn't have returned to the set until she was fully healed. (rolls eyes)  Ghetto ass tramp! (Oooooh snap! That was a read! hahahahaha)

CMT Network: Fat Cops!

If you know me , you know that I LOVE cop shows. Regular Cops on Fox, Alaska State Troopers on Nat Geo, and Campus PD on G4 Network etc I also love my made up cop shows like Law and Order, Law and Order: SUV and CI, Rizzoli and Isles, all of the CSIs, and etc. Well imagine my surprise when I saw show called Fat Cops on the CMT network. So I had to check it out and OMG!! I nearly fell off my chair. This is a reality show set in Trinity Texas with a real police force. And it has quite the cast of characters. Some of the cops are whales like the Chief of Police he looks like he is about 6'2" and at least 400lbs Then there is "BIG SEXY", one of the patrol officers aka Officer Givens. He is also about 6'2" and at least 450lbs.  Then there is a tiny cop named Officer Sikes and he looks just like Chucky the Killer doll from those horror movies with a shaved head. LOL I kid you NOT!!! There are some regular sized cops too. But if they got into a foot chase with those fatties trying to catch a perp, the perp could easily abscond. Or toss a couple of dough nuts and walk away. Those fatties are all about their food!!! hahahahaha But on a happier note, they seem to be a good bunch of guys. I just cannot believe they made it through the police academy carrying all of that weight!

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Hallmark Channel Goes Cray Cray and Has Xmas In July!

Okay every year Christmas decorations and things turn up earlier and earlier. Well the Hallmark Channel has really gone cray cray and is showing Christmas movies all week long the 2nd week of July! That's right folks, I said July! What is the world coming to. It's 90 degrees and up outside but we have movies about good old Saint Nick, roaring fires, presents, snow and Reindeer! Hallmark Channel is also promoting the upcoming release of their Keepsake ornaments! Again in JULY! hahahaha I love Christmas time too, and every year I participate in the decorating contest that we hold here at my Apt complex, I am the reigning 3rd place champ 3 years in a row! I would have had 2nd or higher last year but my new neighbors kept copying elements of my design. Damnit! hahahaha But I think I'll break my streak this year. (crosses fingers ) hahahaha

Monday, July 8, 2013

Amber Rose Ties the Knot With Rapper Whiz Khalifa!

ExStripper and model Amber Rose tied the knot today with Rapper and bony ass troll Whiz Khalifa in a private ceremony somewhere in the USA. No details were given, but Whiz tweeted "Me and Amber got married today. Weddings this fall. Thought I'd let yall know". So apparently there's a wedding this fall. hahahaha Maybe she will smarten up and change her mind by then? i sure hope so! hahahaha

George Clooney and His Coverup Breakup!

This is such a sham! I dont even know why people get so bogged down in this sham of a relationship. George Clooney and his "girlfriend" Stacey Keibler have split up. Big whoop! It was NOT a real bf/gf relationship anyway. George is as queer as a $3.00 bill. And Stacey was just his coverup. A piece of arm candy to keep the desperate hos off him and a way of perpetuating the falsehood that he is straight. He used to date this hair stylist who traveled with him frequently. But I'm not sure if they are still together or not. Why do you think he is not married and does not have any children? Hello??

They Say You Cant Keep a Good Man Down!

So why the hell is Eliot Sptizer former Governor of NY running for public office again. Eliot is as crooked as they come. Eliot had a weekly appointment with a prostitute while Governor of NY. And when it was discovered that he was catting about, he had to quit being Gov. So let me ask you, do you want a sleaze bag like that being your comptroller? I don't think so. If he cant keep his married dick in his pants, how can he keep the NY City's monies in their coffers? hahahaha I wouldn't vote for him but I would blow him. He's a hottie!

And Eliot is not the only politician with a shady past running for a new office this election term. Do you remember Anthony Weiner who sexted explicit pics of himself holding his junk to a couple of ladies while wrapped in a towel from the Congressional Gym? And then resigned from congress over the scandal that followed. Well Anthony is now running for Mayor of NYC! WTF! Another married guy who cant keep his wiener in his pants running for a major political office. Tsk Tsk Tsk! Do you think he is now trustworthy? This incident happened in June 2011, so it's only been 2yrs. I dont think he's learned his lesson. hahahaha

Randy Travis Hospitalized in Critical Condition!

Country singer and part time actor, Randy Travis has been hospitalized and is in critical condition in a Dallas Hospital. He has viral cardiomyopathy which is a heart condition caused by a virus. His publicist says this is a critical condition, no shit Sherlock. hahahaha This is just another saga in the rough life that is Randy Travis. In January, Randy pleaded guilty to driving while intoxicated earlier this year in January, after he was arrested for driving naked and crashing his Trans Am. WOW! I bet that was fun for the cops. "Hey, look! It's Randy Travis...awww shit, he's naked." hahahahaha Well, I hope you get better Randy and please don't drive naked again. hahahaha

Toni Braxton's 2nd Bankruptcy Finally Settled!

Toni Braxton filed for Bankruptcy for the 2nd time in 2010 and it just now being settled in 2013. Wow! That's a long ass time! hahahaha The issues that held it up were some earnings that she made after the Chapter 7 filing. These were shows she did outside of the USA and after she had filed chapter 7 so Toni thought she should be able to keep all of the money. The Trustee didn't agree and so the compromise was that Toni would pay $100,000.00 of those monies to the court. Also at issue was a balloon payment of $50,000.00 that she owed for some personal property that she bought back from the Trustee. So for a mere $150,000.00 Toni Braxton will be once again debt free, as long as the judge signs off on the deal.

Why is Damon Dash So So Broke?

I just don't understand this, can someone please tell me why Damon Dash is so broke? Damon is the former business partner of Jay Z and even founded Rockawear and Roc-a-Fella Records with him. Damon is also the founder of So So Def Records. Damon owes nearly 3 million in Federal Taxes for years 2005 and 2011. But he also owes a ton of money in back state taxes to NJ and NY. What is Damon doing with all of his money? Are you wasting it on hos? Maybe you should stop hitting the strip clubs and then you would have some money left over to meet your obligations. hahahaha JayZ is rolling in the cash, why aren't you Damon? Is this why Janet Jackson left you? 'Cause she was tired of paying for everything? LOL Wow, I just cant believe you are just another broke brother with bad credit. hahahahaha

Lauryn Hill Checks Into Federal Prison for 3 Months Sentence!

Singer Lauryn Hill has checked into the Federal Corrections Institute at Danbury recently to start her 3 month sentence for tax evasion. Don't worry about Lauryn, this is a country club type prison, not the hard core 8 by 10 ft cells. She is being housed in the barracks type buildings and I bet there are tennis courts and a swimming pool. hahahaha Maybe one of the other ladies there can do something with that Brillo pad Lauryn has on her head. (Yes, that was a read! hahahaha) Hey Lauryn, here's a tip, pay your taxes bitch!

50 Cent Charged With Domestic Violence and Vandalism

Wow, this is so ghetto! Rapper 50 Cent aka Curtis Jackson has been charged with 1 count of domestic misdemeanor violence and 3 counts vandalism in connection with an incident with mother of his youngest child. Miss Joy, and 50 cent were arguing when she locked herself in a bedroom and 50 cent broke down the door, broke a lamp, tv , and a couple of chandeliers. 50 cent also kicked the woman causing an injury. The total amount of damages were $7,100.00. So not that much. I'm sure 50 cents has that much on his as pocket change. hahahaha Although the incident happened in late June, 50 cents is scheduled to be arraigned later this month. If convicted, 50 cents faces up to 5yrs in prison and $46,000.00 in fines. I say toss that ugly ass troll into the clink and toss away the key. I cant stand him or his music. He's so ugly he makes my eyes bleed. hahahaha (that was a read! hahahaha) 50 Cent of course denies the allegations in regards to kicking his baby mama, Daphne Joy. And in regards to the vandalism, he says "how can you be charged with breaking up your own property and I have the receipts to prove it". Wow, I just don't understand how guys get so caught up with these gold digging ass bitches. Daphne is a former model and she and 50 dated for 3 years. She is a gorgeous Asian beauty! What the hell was she doing with that Baboon like looking monster? MONEY! Tsk Tsk Tsk!

Friday, July 5, 2013

Agent Drops Racist Chef Paula Dean After 10yrs

Oh how the mighty have fallen! Racist Chef Paula Deen has been dropped by her agent Barry Weiner after 10yrs of representing her. The Yahoo article says they "parted ways" but I am just reading between the lines, he woke up and decided to tell her to kick rocks. This scandal is not going away and now Paula Deen is Persona Non Grata everywhere! Maybe there IS real hope for the USA after all. Racism might really be on its way out? I know it will NEVER be gone 100%, but maybe we can reach like 90 or 95%? I sure as hell hope so! People should be judged on their character and NOT on the color of their skin!!! Hey Paula have you reached rock bottom yet? Will you change your racist ways now that you've lost all of your partnerships and standing in the community? Her 100 million plus company is now down to nothing. No one is selling her products beyond what has already been ordered or in stock. No one is printing her books. She lost 4 restaurants! All she has left is her big old racist looking hubby and her mansion and a fucked reputation as a racist. If I was Lisa Jackson, when I won my lawsuit against Paula and her brother Bubba, I'd get out of the south. hahahaha (Lisa Jackson is the former employee who is suing Paula Deen for sexual harassment and hostile work environment.)

Hopefully this will be my last article on this biatch! hahahahaha

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Did You Know that Melissa Gilbert and Timothy Busfield Were Married?.... To Each Other?

How did I miss this story back on April 25th of this year, but actress Melissa Gilbert (48 yrs old) married actor Timothy Busfield (55 yrs old). She wore a strapless tiered blood red gown and he wore a dark suit. This is the 3rd marriage for both. Good Luck, but I don't see this marriage lasting for very long. Melissa is still in love with her ex, Bruce Boxleiter. hahahahaha

Actress Kerry Washington Secretly Weds SF 49er Football Player!

Actress Kerry Washington 36, who stars in Scandal on ABC has secretly wed  San Francisco 49ers cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha on June 24 in Blaine County, Idaho. This is a first marriage for both. Although the couple has been dating since last summer, it was all kept on the down low. I remember when Kerry was last on the Wendy Williams show and Wendy asked her if she was dating anyone, Kerry said yes, but who knew they were so serious. hahahaha Good for you Kerry, and good luck!

Joey Chestnuts aka Jaws WINS Coney Island Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest

Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest held at Coney Island New York was won by Joey Chestnuts aka Jaws by scarfing down 69 hot dogs and buns. (A personal BEST for Joey, his old record was 68.) Joey won the men's competition and the female winner was Sonya Thomas, a 100 lb dynamo who barely took the win with just 37 hot dogs and buns. Sonya 45, aka "the Black Widow", also won last year with 45 dogs and buns. Last year was the first time that women competed separately from men. Joey is a 7 time winner who set the record last year with 68 in 10 mins. Joey wins $10,000.00 and a mustard yellow belt. Good job Joey!!! Mayor Bloomberg was at the event which is surprising because he is such an advocate for healthy eating. And this contest is definitely NOT healthy eating. hahahahaha 

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

James Gandolfini Leaves Majority of $70 Million Estate to 13yr Old Son

Wow, James Gandolfini has left the majority of his $70 Million dollar estate to his 13 yr old son, Michael. Michael was traveling with his dad in Italy when he found his father on the floor of the bathroom and called for help. James died from a massive heart attack on June 19 in Rome Italy while on vacation. Ok here is the break down of the will that was filed on July 2nd in Manhattan's Surogate Court: Micheal who already has a trust set up for him will receive all of the $7 million life insurance proceeds, he will also receive all of his father's clothing and jewelry which includes an extensive watch collection, {James was also the spokesman for Kobold Watches (which I've never heard of! hahaha)} the watches will be distributed at Micheal's sole discretion if at all, Michael and his 8 month old half sister will share ownership in a house and land in Italy which James hopes they will " keep it in the family for as long as possible".  The remainder of the estate will be split among Gandolfini's two sisters, who will get 30 percent each, and his second wife Deborah Lin and daughter Liliana, who will each receive 20 percent. (Of note, the papers also state that "other provisions" outside the will have been made for his widow. She will also get any other "tangible personal property" that belonged to the star.) Gandolfini also left monetary payouts to a select few of his nearest and dearest, including his two nieces ($500,000 each), personal assistant ($200,000), secretary ($200,000), godson ($100,000), and two other friends ($50,000 each). Wow, so James was very generous to his nearest and dearest. But I am sure they would all prefer that he was still here. Rest in Peace James.

Egyptian Army Makes Another President Kick Rocks!

Wow, it's only been a little over a year since the Egyptian people got rid of autocrat President Hosni Mubarak; and now the Egyptian Army has once again heeded the will of the people and ousted current President Mohamed Mursi. Mursi was just as bad Mubarak had been and I am very glad that the Egyptian people are refusing to let cronyism and allow one man to dictate to them how things are going to be. Good for you Egyptian people!!! Democracy is supposed to be majority rule not 1 nutjob and his buddies running things. The US Government is worried that this may have been a coup and is monitoring the situation very closely. If it is a coup, Egypt faces losing the $1.3 billion in military aid that the United States normally sends them. Get it together and lets have another election!

Season 15 Big Brother Houseguest Fired From Modeling Job for Racist and Homophobic Comments Made on the Show!

Man oh man, Racist Chef Paula Deen is not the only racist getting into trouble for having diarrhea of the mouth. On this season's Big Brother, (this is season 15 can you believe it?) Aaryn Gries has been fired from her modeling job for racist comments she's made on the show. Aaryn doesn't know it yet. hahahaha During the live feed, Aaryn told one of the Asian house guests to "shut up and go make some rice", she called one of the gay house guest "queer" and she said to "watch what you say at night, because you might not be able to see" one of the AfroAmerican houseguests. WTF! I think someone needs to punch her in her big pie hole! And she's not even pretty enough to be a model! In the article they have a picture of her trying to pose like a model but she is just a skinny ass flat chested biatch! With hips like a boy! hahahahaha Zephyr Modeling Agency has released a statement to TMZ saying in part that  "We certainly find the statements made by Aaryn on the live Internet feed to be offensive. Upon much consideration, we have decided to release Aaryn from her contract with Zephyr Talent." So go kick rocks bitch when you get kicked out of the Big Brother house! hahahaha I am glad once again that Zephyr is showing the world that they have integrity and ethics and they will not stand for racism. Good Job Zephyr!!!

Long John Silver's Big Catch is America's WORST Meal!

This is so funny. I love Long John Silver's fish! However, I doubt that I will try the Big Catch. According to Center for Science in the Public Interest or CSPI the big catch is the worst restaurant meal in America. For the following reasons, it contains 33 grams of trans fat, plus an addition 19 grams of saturated fat, and nearly 3,700 grams of sodium; with total 1, 320 calories. This meal has more calories than a Big Mac, fries and a milk shake from Mc Donalds. Ouch! That's a lot!!! And what's worst is Long John Silver is lying about the amount of fish you get in the big catch. LJS claims you are getting a 7 to 8 ounce piece of 100% haddock caught in the waters of the North Atlantic. Well according to CSPI, you are only getting about 60% haddock and 40% batter and grease. Ewww! I love the batter, but give me more fish please! hahahaha I think the ratio of batter to fish should be no less than 75% fish and 25 % batter. I think I will stick with my favorite fish and chips place over on Cottage Way and Fulton Ave. I don't remember the name of it, but they have the BEST fish and Chips EVER! And their fish is like 90 to 95 % fish and the rest is batter. Their fish is always flaky and delicious! If you are ever in Sacramento, check them out! You wont be sorry!!!

Paris Fashion Week Is Nothing But CRAP!!!

Ok, I am all for avant garde fashion and innovation. But dressing grown men in leggings and Bermuda shorts is not FASHION! It's JUNK and CRAP! I just reviewed the slides in the article titled "15 reasons why Paris fashion week is Crazy" and they were 15 slides of garbage. The first slide depicted a woman wearing knit cap and bright white fur collard snuggie. EWWW!!! "Designer" and I use that term VERY loosely!, Christophe Josse is credited with that monstrosity! The next slide is from Thom Browne's line, mensware, bright bold red military styled jackets some with long peplums almost to the knee and bold sunglasses with one gold and one black lens and Naval Officer caps, also in red and black. Accented with Gold buttons and emblems. Now if you are 5 yrs old and playing dress up, this outfit is perfect. But not for the NORMAL 34 yr old man who maybe hasn't escaped from an asylum. hahahaha Or is NOT the King of Pop! MJ would love these jackets. But the WORST look of all belongs to Iris Van Herpen, a one shoulder knee length sheath with curly strips of fabric jutting out form the shoulders and hips like weeping willow branches. And the icing on the cake for this monstrosity is the white ankle boots that look like Freddie Kruger or Wolverine took a dislike and to and shredded their sides. There are other train wrecks depicted in the slides but I am exhausted just thinking about them. I think clothes should be fun and wearable and functional. If you want to be innovative try designing your own prints. Because believe it or not, NO ONE can redesign a pair of pants or a dress. Pants must have 2 legs because men have 2 legs. Dresses must have 2 arm holes or sleeves because women have 2 arms. You can only change the lengths of the pants or the lengths of the skirts other than that there's not much else you can do. All 15 slides were disappointing! Gianni Versace must be turning over in his grave at the smut his sister is putting out! So sad. Just so Sad!

200 Year Old, 40 lb Fish Caught In Alaska!

This is really shocking, who knew fish could live so long? I sure didn't. Henry Liebman went fishing in Alaska this past weekend and caught the oldest fish ever caught since records were being kept. He caught a shortraker rockfish. Tests will have to confirm the age of the fish for sure. According to the article they do it by counting the age rings in the ear bone. WOW! Who knew fish had ears, let alone ear bones. hahahaha If this fish is confirmed to be the oldest one ever caught, it will replace the previous record of 115 yrs from 2007. Henry is planning on having his fish mounted. Good luck Henry I hope your fish wins the new record.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Ruben Studdard Joins Cast of Biggest Loser!

I guess Ruben Studdard is tired of being the velvet teddy bear and has joined the next cast of Biggest Loser. A few years ago, Ruben gave up meat and became a vegetarian. He lost a lot of weight and was looking really svelte and sexy. However, after his marriage broke up with the Gold digging air tramp ( his ex wife was a flight attendant), Ruben put on all the weight he lost and then some. Meat is not fattening, and humans need protein! What's fattening is all the butter and sauces that people love to slather on top of their meats. My ex used to love to put a giant tablespoon of butter on top of our steaks after he cooked them. I had to put a stop to that. He was making my cholesterol go up. hahahaha Anyway, I just want to wish Ruben, "Good Luck" on the show and I hope he loses all the weight he wants to and then some. And then get back into the studio and cut a new cd. I love his voice. He's one of the BEST tenors out there now!

QVC Finally Drops Racist Chef Paula Deen!

Better late than never! QVC has finally come to their senses and dropped Racist Chef Paula Deen. Deens' products will no longer be sold on QVC and Deen will no longer appear on the network to sell her products. YEAH! That's almost everyone! There are still a couple of smaller companies who have rallied around the racist Chef, and I will NOT do business with them ever again! Paula was fired by the Food Network but she could land on another network, like Esquire. If she does, I will not watch her show (should she get one) nor will I watch Esquire Network. And I was really shocked to find out today that both the Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton have both thrown their support to the Racist Chef! WTF! I think both of them are 2 senile old fools! (that was a read! hahahaha) I know God wants us to love our neighbors and to forgive them for their transgressions. And I forgive Paula Deen for being a racist, but I still cant stand her and will not support her ever again! I sure will be glad when someone else does something news worthy so that I can stop writing about this bitch! hahahaha

Taco Bell in Kentwood MI is Handing Out Bags of CASH!

Okay this sounds like a set up to me. 3 friends stop at at Taco Bell and instead of receiving their order at the Drive-thru, they get bags of cash totalling $3,600.00. But they don't discover this until after they have left the Taco Bell and have driven miles away from it. So they count the money and then decide to return it. Yeah, yeah, I think that could only happen in Michigan too. hahahaha Anyway, they return the money to glee of the store manager. No word on if they got a reward or if their food order was given to them for free. Okay, here is what I think was a set up, Why was the money put into food bags to begin with? Why wasn't it put into a bank bag from jump street. So either the manager or the assistant manager was trying to rob the store by giving the bags of cash to an accompliance and this trio got it instead. Because if you've ever been to a Taco Bell, you know how it works. The order comes in, and then there is 1 or 2 people who make the food and then hand the bags to the person at the drive-thru window to give to the customer. So what happened to the food that the food maker made and handed to the drive-thru person??? What do you think?

Verbal Catfight on Red Carpet at the BET Awards!

No it wasn't Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey, but they both attended the Awards Ceremony. It was Reality Star and MOST hated woman in America Omarosa and Claudia Jordan. The whole tiff started when Omarosa saw Claudia and called her a "stupid bitch".  Ouch! That was rude. So Claudia is no punk ass bitch and she lit into Omarosa and must have hit a nerve. Because next thing you know, Omarosa's mom walks over and hits Claudia in the arm. Event Security sees this and rushes over to break things up. Before Claudia could hit Omarosa's mother back. Claudia filed an incident report with LAPD and also tweeted, "Wow, that awkward moment when you re assaulted on the red carpet....". I think Caludia should press charges so that Omarosa's mom gets arrested! You cannot put your hands on me, regardless of what I say! hahahaha That is just so GHETTO!!! Keep it classy "ladies". And I use the term "ladies" very loosely. (yes that was a read! hahahaha)

What is the World's Fastest Growing Condiment? If You Guessed Salsa, UMP Wrong!

I was more than a little surprised to find that Mustard is the World's fastest growing condiment. It's been around for eons upon eons. I think the Neanderthals were putting mustard on their Saber toothed tiger steaks. hahahaha Mustard is so popular now, that some restaurants are grinding their own and serving it up from bar taps. Among the varieties now on store shelves: Dusseldorf-style mustards (“Move over Dijon,” declared one food writer last year), fruity mustards (blueberry, anyone?) and the super-coarse Tin Mustard (it’s got a texture reminiscent of caviar, say fans.) I would probably like the Dusseldorf-style mustard especially if it is spicy or extra tangy. yum yum But I doubt that I would enjoy the fruity mustard , it just sounds weird to me. hahahaha Don't get me wrong, I do like sweet and sour together. I just cant picture myself dipping my corn dog into some blueberry mustard. YUCK! hahahaha But I would probably like cranberry mustard on a turkey sandwich. Yum YUM. Dijon is now my go to mustard. I use it on everything, hot dogs, hamburgers, ham sandwiches, potato salad and macaroni salad. Yum Yum!!! Well I will definitely my eye out for the Dusseldorf-style mustard. Hey Walmart, are you reading this? Get me some Dusseldorf-style mustard, please! hahahaha

Monday, July 1, 2013

The Summer is Not even Half Over And They are Advertising Xmas Holiday Films! WTF!

This is crazy! It's ONLY July 1 and they are advertising Holiday films! As in Christmas! WTF! Every year Christmas comes earlier and earlier! Soon it's gonna be Valentine's Day and Christmas will be in full force for later that year. hahahaha This is crazy! But Jennifer Hudson and Forrest Whitaker have a new movie coming out in November called "the Black Nativity". Jennifer is singing in the trailer and it looks like one of those sad films with a feel good ending. Mary J Blige also appears in this film. I'm glad to see her working still, hopefully she will pay her taxes and make good on her outstanding loans. (ooooh snap! Yes folks that was a read! hahahahahaha)

Actress Kyra Sedgewick Cuts Off The Tip of Her Finger In Cooking Accident

Aww this is kind of sad, but who knew Kyra Sedgewick even ate let alone cooked. But while cutting up some kale on Sunday, Kyra cut off the tip of her index finger on her left hand. Husband Kevin Bacon rushed her to the ER and then took to his twitter page to tell everyone. Even posting a couple of pics, one with Kyra sitting on a gurney holding up left hand with a bloody bandage. Awww...poor thing. I think she was just hungry from the "model" diet of 2 tic tacs and a saltine cracker and when she saw real food couldn't control herself. hahahahaha

Actor and Martial Artist Jim Kelly Dead at 67

Aww this is sad. Actor and Martial Artist Jim Kelly who starred alongside the Great Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon died Saturday in San Diego. No cause of death was released. Kelly also starred in a couple of blaxploitation films like "Black Belt Jones" and "Three the Hard Way". He was just 67 yrs old. Rest in Peace Jim.

Congratulations, It's a Boy! Jessica Simpson Gives Birth to 2nd Out of Wedlock Child

Congratulations go out to Jessica Simpson and fiance Eric Johnson on the birth of their son Ace Knute Johnson on Sunday. This was a planned C-section, I guess you can do that when you are rich and tired of being preggers. hahahahaha Anyway, this is the 2nd child for this couple, they have a 14 month old daughter named Maxwell. Wow, a girl named Maxwell and a boy named Ace Knute (pronounced Ka-noot). Jessica sure is very fertile with this Eric guy. When she was married to Nick Lachey, she didn't pop out any babies at all. Maybe she was on the pill then? hmmmm. Well good luck kids, maybe you'll get around to getting married b4 you pop out another bastard, eh? hahahaha (oooooh snap! Yes, folks, that was a read! hahahaha) Oh Jess, gurl, I sure do hope that you get a prenup signed prior to the marriage, too! hahaha And tell Eric to shave and take a shower more often, he always looks so grimy and dirty to me. (OoooooH SNAP! That was definitely a read!!! ROFL)

Day 3 of Heatwave! High Today of 106!

We are now on day of an 8 day heatwave and today's high was 106. It was 107  yesterday and 105 the day b4 that! OUCH! If this is what hell is like, I need to get saved and go to heaven. hahahahaha And at night we had a low of 72. Ouch! No rest for the wicked. hahahaha But that's nothing compared to tomorrow and Tues and Wed. We are expecting a high of 109 on Mon and 111 for Tues and Wed!!! I left my a/c on all night last night I set it to like 85. I got some sleep. I set it to 82 tonite. Hopefully, I will be able to sleep longer. hahahahaha But our temps are nothing compared to Arizona and Death Valley 115 and 125 respectively!!! And no Delta breeze in sight, not until maybe Friday. I hope I can last that long. So far there have been no deaths in Calif but there was one in Nevada. I need to go do blood work this week so I hope I can get out and get there early! I think I'll freeze a couple of bottles of water for my trip. hahahaha