Hmmm....what happens in Vegas does't always stay in Vegas..

Paris Hilton and her latest bf , Cy Waits, were driving down the strip in Las Vegas recently when they were pulled over LVPD. The reason? Because as they drove by, LVPD smelled the very distinctive odor of marijuana. But that's not why they both were arrested. During the traffic stop, Paris asked for some privacy. So the Lieutenant took Paris to the Security Office at the Wynn Las Vegas Hotel. And while in that office Paris pulled lip balm out of her purse and accidentally dropped a bundle with a white powdery substance in it; that later tested positive for Cocaine. She was arrested on the spot and taken to the Clark County Detention Center. She was booked and release on her own recognizance. I wonder if she ran into my favorite Sgt, Johnathan. He's such a HOTTIE! One of my favorite reality cop shows is Las Vegas Jail, comes on Sunday nights at 7pm. Drunks are so much fun to watch on this show. hahahahaha I wonder if Paris will appear in a future episode?? When OJ Simpson was arrested this last time for the kidnapping and burglary, he was brought down to the Clark County Detention Center.

Dru Hill is trying to make a comeback! Again!

Hey did you know that Keith Sweat has a reality show? No? I didn't either. But I was surfing the channels the other night and I came upon it. On the Centric Network, a new network in the 300s on Directv. So Keith is working with Dru Hill,  helping to find producers and writers for new material for a forthcoming cd titled InDRUpendence Day. Did you know that back in 2008 while giving a radio interview, a fight broke out between members of the group because one of the members chose to announce on live radio that he was NOT coming back to the group afterall. And that he was going keep doing his ministering. Well Sysco, didn't like that at all and stormed out of the studio, then the other members started scuffling. I didn't see any blows thrown, but there sure was a lot of grabbing and pushing. How sad! But if you want to see it for yourself, it's on Youtube! Check it out!

Hardcore Pawn is an Awesome New Reality Show on Tru TV!

Tru TV has done it again! Another awesome reality show called Hardcore Pawn. It follows the HOT Owner Les, his two grown children and their employees at one of the biggest Pawn Shops I've ever seen. The store is called All American Pawn and is located in Detroit Michigan. One of the Managers Rich is a total STUD! I'm thinking of calling the shop, just to talk to him. hahahahahaha This Pawn shop is ginormous and they take in the usual stuff that pawn shops take, jewelry, fur coats, tvs, video games, guns etc. But on the episode that I saw, they bought a 2.5 foot alligator, had a client pay them to take a nude statue off of their hands, and refused to pay $1,200.00 for a busted motorcycle that needed to be started with pliers. hahahahahaha The Owner Les, is very easy on the eyes, sexy, very muscled, and he seems like a really cool guy to work for. Check it out on Tru TV!

Paris Hilton got a rude awakening this morning!

Poor Paris Hilton, what is it with her and burglars! Well, this morning Paris was awakened by some nut trying to break into her LA Area home with 2 big knives and probably no good intentions. Luckily, the police arrived in time and made a timely arrest. That's one for the LAPD and zero for the burglars. hahahahaha

Ok, It's Official, the union between Tiger Woods and Elan kaput!

According to TMZ and other sources, the marriage between Tiger Woods and Elan is now over. Some media sources have reported that Elan will get $500 million as a settlement, but TMZ is reporting that the settlement will be around $150 million. Either way, she did good. If you cant make your own money, its always good to marry money. hahahahaha And now that the marriage is over Rachel, mistress #1 is publicly stating that she wants Tiger back. Are you kidding me? You man poaching whore! You got 10million dollars to keep your trap shut about all of the goings on with Tiger. Take your money and go buy yourself some self respect! Besides, he's a CHEATER! And once a cheater, always a cheater! DUH! Hellooooo?

Shaq is really digging into the gutter to find a love interest!

Ok, what the hell is wrong with Shaquille O'Neal? It's been a few months since his beautiful wife Shani, packed up the kids and moved to California. Well, now Shaq is dating one of the chicks from Flavor of Love, the VH1 reality show. Her nick name is Hoopz, no one cares what her real name is. She is just another Ghetto gutter rat! Come on Shaq, you went from Fillet Mignon to the silver skin they cut off of ribs. All I can say is, I feel sorry for you.

Gsa Gsa Gabor given last rites...WTF?

It has recently been reported in the news media that Gsa Gsa Gabor was given last rites in her hospital room. I just want to ask one question; What the  hell for? She's Jewish! God wasn't listening because it's the wrong God! hahahahahaha (Sorry, I couldn't resist.) I'm sorry to hear that Gsa Gsa isn't doing so well after falling out of her bed and breaking several bones. Maybe the Prince shouldn't be off gallivanting around so much philandering and such. And being such a media whore! Then his wife wouldn't be in such bad shape. Our prayers are with you Gsa Gsa!

Frank Sinatra Jr's son tries to commit Suicide

A 911 call was placed from the home of Frank Sinatra, III in Downey, California. When the first responders arrived on the scene, Frank was conscious and alert. He was rushed to the Downey Regional Medical Center, because he had consumed too many pills. Well our thoughts and prayers go out to this young man and we wish him a speedy recovery.

Two New Porn Stars!

Okay, I cannot believe these 2 stories! Guess who is now doing porn and is sporting some giant tah tahs? Amy Fisher! Who's that? She's the Long Island Lolita who tried to murder her 40 something's boyfriends' wife. Mary Jo Buttafuco! I think I'll pass on seeing her naked. Thank you very much. hahahahahaha                              
And the other new porn actress is 19 yr old Montana Fishburne. Who's that you ask? Well she is the daughter of Larry Fishburne, the new lead on CSI : Las Vegas. Montana claims that she is emulating her Idol, Kim Khardasian. Montana goes on to state that she wants to be just as famous as Kim and she thinks this is the best and quickest way to gain that fame. Wow, a fame whore wannabe who is a porn star also. Hmm, isn't that special. hahahahahaha

Have you heard of Bell California?

I hadn't either. Well here is the scoop on that tiny little town. It is a tiny town with a population of only 40,000, located in Los Angeles County. However, the City Council , Police Chief and City Manager are nothing but a bunch of crooks! They have been fleecing the City of Bell for some time now. First of all, the home owners in the City of Bell are paying consistently higher property taxes. Something like 40% more than their Los Angeles City counterparts. And what is the City Council members and City Manager doing with those extra taxes? Hold on, and I'll tell you. They've been paying themselves SKY HIGH SALARIES! The City Manager was making almost $800,000.00 usd a year. That's almost twice what the President of the United States makes. Is that fair? I dont think so. And the Police Chief was making almost $400,000.00/year. That's almost $10,000.00 for each person who resides in the city. And all but one of the City Councilmen were making over $100,000.00/year for their PART-TIME employment as councilmen. WOW! I think I am definitely living in the wrong city and working the wrong job. Where do I sign up for this gig? hahahahahaha Well, suffice it to say, after the news media got wind of these sky high salaries, and the people of Bell starting protesting. The City Manager, Assistant City Manager, Police Chief and some of the City Councilmen have all resigned. But the corruption doesn't stop there. Some of these same people are now entitled to extremely high pensions! What!?! I know, it just never ends does it? Well, the good people in Sacramento, were watching and now the Controller is Auditing the City of Bell and the Attorney General is investigating. You GO! Jerry Brown! hahahahahahaha

Lindsay Lohan gets released from jail after doing just 14days! What a Travestry!

Can you believe this? Lindsay Lohan was released from County Jail after doing just 14days of her 90 day sentence. Is that messed up or what? If she were Tatiana Ali or another actress of color I bet girlfriend would still be locked up. But NNNOOOOOOO! Just like Paris Hilton got released early, on more than one occaision, LiLo does too. Do you see a pattern? Hello LA County!?!

More Celebrity Weddings!

What the hell is going on with all of the RUSH to the Alters by Hollywood Celebrities. First it was Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart; then Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz; next it was Carrie Underwood and her Hockey Player bf, Mike Fisher; then Brian Austin Green and that mutt Megan Fox; lastly it was Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr. Now all of a sudden, Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz got married on the Isle of Corsica. OH! And dont forget Chelsea Clinton and her sexy Jewish bf, Marc Mezvinsky. And to top all of this off, Dame Elizabeth Taylor is engaged again and set to marry her long time 49yr old bf , Jason Winters. IF the wedding takes place this will be #9 for Dame Taylor. I guess she is just an old fashioned girl, and she is sticking to the motto, "if  at first, you dont succeed try, try, try again". HAHAHAHAHA Well, I wish all of these pairings all the best and I hope their unions are bring them nothing but happiness and joy.