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Saturday, June 24, 2017

Gong Show 2017...Worst Show on TV....EVER!!!!!


 



Now, I am a child of the 1970s so I remember the original Gong Show with the show's creator Chuck Barris. Now that show hilarious. They had a guy on there who would wear a paper bag on his face and he was known as the Unknown Comic. He was so funny!!! This reboot SUCKS!!! The host is allegedly Mike Myers in a ton of makeup  and wig with a fake British accent.  And his jokes are all LAME!!!!! The judges aren't any better, actors Will Arnett, Zach Galifianakis, and Ken Jeong. Zach always wants to ask the contestants questions before he gives his score! BORING!!! And the acts are just terrible, there was a guy in a gorilla costume riding a unicycle and playing bagpipes! And there was a guy who said he was 58 or 59 yrs old and he jumped rope. But the grossest contestant was a married couple who would take bites of a banana and then shoot it or drop it into the others mouth. Their big finale was for the husband who hadn't chewed any of his banana bites  and he drops a huge mouthful of mashed banana into his wife's mouth. That was so nasty it had me gagging!!!! And she did it right back to him. EWWWW!!!! Its making me queasy just thinking about it. 

So the contestants come out and do their act, if they dont get gonged, then the judges give them a score of 1 to 10. At the end of the show, the contestant with the highest score wins. If there is a tie, and there was one on the episode that I watched, then the judges pick the winning act. So the nasty couple with the bananas won and they received a trophy and a check for $2,000.17! Man oh man I wish I could get that hour back!!! Thanks for nothing ABC!!!

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