Ok, It's Official, the union between Tiger Woods and Elan kaput!

According to TMZ and other sources, the marriage between Tiger Woods and Elan is now over. Some media sources have reported that Elan will get $500 million as a settlement, but TMZ is reporting that the settlement will be around $150 million. Either way, she did good. If you cant make your own money, its always good to marry money. hahahahaha And now that the marriage is over Rachel, mistress #1 is publicly stating that she wants Tiger back. Are you kidding me? You man poaching whore! You got 10million dollars to keep your trap shut about all of the goings on with Tiger. Take your money and go buy yourself some self respect! Besides, he's a CHEATER! And once a cheater, always a cheater! DUH! Hellooooo?